Beest is playing Call of Duty on the Wii and watching the most awesome hockey game (game 7 Canucks v Blackhawks, first round of playoffs tied after regular time).
Without speculating about what comes next, does it get much better? His expression is similar to that of a cat who has craftily trapped a sunbeam and gone to sleep on it.... when he's not making war faces
if you give him a BJ right now, he will either burst into flames or become enlightened.
the suspense is killing me.
neither of those options bode well for my future, I'd better not.
Oops, sorry beestie. That kind of backfired.
ha. Canucks just won. btw
I went through to watch expecting I was done with the cellar for the night and they scored almost immediatly. They should employ me.
ha. Canucks just won. btw
I went through to watch expecting I was done with the cellar for the night and they scored almost immediatly. They should employ me.
I knew you were cheap, but I never thought you were easy.
if you give him a BJ right now, he will either burst into flames or become enlightened.
the suspense is killing me.
I was gonna say there should be alcohol and/or porn involved...but the bj trumps that shit...
I knew you were cheap, but I never thought you were easy.
I need that laughed-so-hard-I-peed-a-little smiley!
-Call of Duty, +Bad Company 2
-ThefuckingWiiJesusChrist, +PC
Now you're onto something.
And for God's sakes cup the man's nuts or something. You got two hands, it only takes one. +1tactile feedback.
video game - meh
hockey - sometimes
Steak and a BJ - knocking on Heavens Door
video game - nah
college football game - good
girlfriend play naked cheerleader - fantastic
That is some serious assed multi-tasking. How the hell could he pay attention to COD and watch sports?
How can anything be called "Man heaven" if there isn't a cock in someone's ass?
How can anything be called "Man heaven" if there isn't a cock in someone's ass?
That was pretty heavenly the time I tried it. I don't think the bird appreciated it quite as much.
How'd you keep it clawing and pecking at you?
Maybe it was an Emu?
Suddenly it all makes a LOT more sense!
Look at the size of their peckers!
...the biggest pecker I've seen since Big Bird.