Best Newb
Of all the newbs who have come and gone, whom did you enjoy the most? I'm leaning towards Emma.
I wasn't here for Emma. Antibland was also pretty good as was Parmenion.
Nah. Emma was nowhere near as much fun as Pam.
I'm still a fan of James D'Alphonse.
Tiki had her tits out the first week.
That's PROFESSIONAL attention whoring.
That's putting the whore back in attention whoring.
Oh fuck. I'd forgotten about Tiki's tits.
That sounds like a delighteful little beach bar: Tiki's Tits.
I'd like to watch Emma & Pensive Pam try to out troll each other. It would be akin to seeing gladiatorial combat
Tiki had her tits out the first week.
That's PROFESSIONAL attention whoring.
That's putting the whore back in attention whoring.
That's the ONLY reason you let her into the private forum. When I protested, you called me a
silly woman. Yes, I remember Tiki.
Is this like an academy award? ;)
Hell, Sarge, it's nearly 2012. Don't mess with that shit, it would be like dividing by zero while crossing the streams.
I quite liked SexiCherri (or whoever it was).
Attention whoring, revenge, calling us stupid and boring AND dirty pics.
And she didn't hang around, which is always good in a troll.
I sincerely disliked Emma.
I can't help it, she made me angry and wound me up. Which surprised me and made me back up somewhat.
I'm kinda enjoying Pam, but it's tipping over into ennui.
Trolls would be funnier if they occasionally joined in normal conversation, without reference to themselves, and THEN had a big splashy meltdown. When every single post is the same it just gets.... well..... same-y.
PP was in chat today. I may be wrong, but she appears to be, well, what she appears to be. I.e. not a sock puppet, but a real person. With issues. Lots of issues.
And Pam, you have made your mark here. When you log on to the main page, a "tag line" is at the top. This gets changed from time to time. It currently reads:
"The Cellar: We are very upset. If you come to the Cellar we will not help you".
Recognise that meme?
I don't remember ever inspiring a tag line. I'm jealous. :p
PP was in chat today. I may be wrong, but she appears to be, well, what she appears to be. I.e. not a sock puppet, but a real person. With issues. Lots of issues.
Really? Fuck. I'd better stop taking the piss then :p
I held out with the thought that she might just possibly genuine for quite a while, but then I became totally convinced otherwise.
I shall return to my earlier position of reserving judgement.
PP was in chat today. I may be wrong, but she appears to be, well, what she appears to be. I.e. not a sock puppet, but a real person. With issues. Lots of issues.
And Pam, you have made your mark here. When you log on to the main page, a "tag line" is at the top. This gets changed from time to time. It currently reads:
"The Cellar: We are very upset. If you come to the Cellar we will not help you".
Recognise that meme?
I don't remember ever inspiring a tag line. I'm jealous. :p
Its a trollery trick to make us take it serious again. It knows its just become a joke, and is trying to find a way to make an impact again and evoke real emotions/responses.
Currently Pam is 7 times better than Emma.
PP was in chat today. I may be wrong, but she appears to be, well, what she appears to be. I.e. not a sock puppet, but a real person. With issues. Lots of issues.
And Pam, you have made your mark here. When you log on to the main page, a "tag line" is at the top. This gets changed from time to time. It currently reads:
"The Cellar: We are very upset. If you come to the Cellar we will not help you".
Recognise that meme?
I don't remember ever inspiring a tag line. I'm jealous. :p
I did see the 'tagline' you are speaking of. I knew it said something else before it said what it currently does. I came here seeking help, not attention,...although I see other people feel not the same...
Yes, i was in chat last night to prove i do exist. I did explain what happened on the other site. I have been honest. Even Mr. Undertaod was in chat last night. I have done nothing wrong...
Hoping for a miracle this upcoming week,
Pam.
Oh fuck. I'd forgotten about Tiki's tits.
That sounds like a delighteful little beach bar: Tiki's Tits.
Tiki's Tits at Twilight
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I missed this thread; perhaps I was banned at the time...Wow! I guess I won?? I see that MTP and DanaC voted for me back then...
As far as this 'Emma' person goes; no I am not her...and I remember people thinking I was. Honstly, as I ease back onto this site; memories are coming back. Some good ... some not so good...
There was an 'Emma' (young girl, a student I believe) at the Gotham's work shop. She was young, pretty, and very creative...
Thinking back, I am not sure if this could be the very same Emma!?
Since I am compared to her, it may very well be. I never saw any of her posts on here; but she was very talented as a writer... I was also very attracted to her physically and emotionally...
As far as Gotham's goes, the writer lost to in the end was Emma...
If she is here, I would like to see if it is the same Emma...
Pam.
Me. After the initial blitzkrieg, I've been running the "long con"
I'd like to watch Emma & Pensive Pam try to out troll each other. It would be akin to seeing gladiatorial combat
that or watching a one arm'ed man hanging from a tree in a jack-off contest
Oh fuck. I'd forgotten about Tiki's tits.
That sounds like a delighteful little beach bar: Tiki's Tits.
could i have a link with my drink please? oh, the drink? cabo margarita on the rocks. ty.
Pensive Pam
Emma
Meh, I'm writing in Penis Spam.
Clearly I am the best newb.
Clearly I am the best newb.
You're new, true. Best? Cite.
Welcome.
Clearly I am the best newb.
Back in 2003, I was a newb. I was the best newb. If I was still a newb, I'd be the bezt. I might be the best newb we have ever had. I'm just sayin.
Flint would be a close second, but he seems to have some kind of mental problems.
Flint would be a close second, but he seems to have some kind of mental problems.
Flint is crazy.
Yeah, but that's no reason he can't be best noob!
Clearly I am the best newb.
You've dug quite a hole for yourself with your deaf leopards post. You'll need to defend that with the tenacity of Jim and the overt crazy of Flint if you even want to show in the top 100.
I was the best noob.
I slipped in easily, without an agenda.
Moved gently between threads, and took care to be sensitive.
I bobbed up and down in opinion, shielding my teeth.
And eventually I realised how comfortable I was with this downstairs place.
I swallowed it whole.
I think I entered the fray in fighting mode over faith or immigration or something.
Flint would be a close second, but he seems to have some kind of mental problems.
Seems
???yes, from the outside. i can't be sure. you could be faking it.
You'd have to be crazy to fake insanity.
You're new, true. Best? Cite.
"Cotillion is the best newb ever"
- Cotillion,
On Newbness: Adventures in being 1337, (London, Routledge, 2011) page 17
I like this one. Can we keep him? Just this once....can we? Can we not kill him and bury his bones in the dirt this time? Pretty please.
Is Cotillion that thing where you send kids off to a class to teach them manners?
That's Finishing School. To finish them off.
A Cotillion is a dance. A very formal one too.
It could be, I suppose. If so, I am mercifully unaware of this.
I like this one. Can we keep him? Just this once....can we? Can we not kill him and bury his bones in the dirt this time? Pretty please.
Only if he survives the initiators.
I like this one. Can we keep him? Just this once....can we? Can we not kill him and bury his bones in the dirt this time? Pretty please.
We didn't burn him!
Is Cotillion that thing where you send kids off to a class to teach them manners?
That's Finishing School. To finish them off.
A Cotillion is a dance. A very formal one too.
When I was in high school, it was a combination of those two: a formal dancing group that met monthly to learn both formal dancing and also proper table manners, subjects of conversation in polite adult company, etc. It was something parents made their kids do.
Maybe you could teach us.