The Cellar 'Home base' academy awards...
Being new here, I would like some insight - so as to get to know a lot of you better. I have been banished from other websites because of prejudice matter, (since I a foreign and 70% deaf.) And I cannot express my sincere gratitude to Mr. Undertoad, Wolf, and DanaC, that have accepted me. Many of you have been here for years, so you know each others personality. So may I ask you this???
1) Who would you most like to meet on here?
2) Who is the most compassionate poster on here?
3) Who is the smartest poster on here?
4) Who is the happiest person on here?
5) Who is a poster that could use a big hug?
6) Who is the poster that has very meanigful posts?
Wishing you all the very best!!!
Pam.
How in the fuck can you be banished from an online forum for being deaf?
pam, come to
chat. I'd like to speak to you in real time.
How in the fuck can you be banished from an online forum for being deaf?
I was made fun of and got very upset after a long time of the abuse. So I said some very not nice things. Nothing personal, I just fought back.
Pam.
I was made fun of and got very upset after a long time of the abuse. So I said some very not nice things. Nothing personal, I just fought back.
Pam.
So you weren't banned for being deaf, but for being unpleasant.
So you weren't banned for being deaf, but for being unpleasant.
I was very kind, but there were posters that had been on that site for years. I was new to the site. So the webmaster sided with other people that were more tenured than me. Being an outcast in real life is very difficult for me; but it is even more hurtful when people you do not know end up rejecting me.
I will never return to that site...and I know at times I seem very sad and upset here; but I have been kind/nice to everyone...and hope I have found a 'home' to express myself...
Your friend,
Pam.
Here's the thing (not hears, note). You clearly have issues about your disability. An online forum is one of the places where you can totally be equal. No sound required. So why did you mention it, why did you let it escalate? I call attention ho.
Here's the thing (not hears, note). You clearly have issues about your disability. An online forum is one of the places where you can totally be equal. No sound required. So why did you mention it, why did you let it escalate? I call attention ho.
I mentioned it because that is why I was made fun of. It escaleted because I did not do anything until it was too late. I have seen people shot, stabbed, mugged, and run over. That's what happens living where I do. But I let my emotions get the best of me. I called many people on that site 'hicks.' Because most of them live out West and in the South. The Webmaster was from the South, and did not take kindly. The way I was treated there was inhuman...
Your friend,
Pam.
I am a hick and an American Woman.
The Martyr Victim Complex Described
By Charles Shahar Posted: 07.06.2006
The martyr is one who employs self-sacrifice and victimization as a way of avoiding to take responsibility for their life. They are prepared, however, to take responsibility for everyone else's life.
They are invariably unhappy and unfulfilled because they deny their own needs for the sake of others. They view life as a struggle, and themselves as a bastion of righteousness in an ungrateful world.
They consider themselves a light to the world, a shining example of how a good and selfless person should behave. They honestly believe they are a model of virtue. They also believe that their goodness will eventually "rub off" on others. If they are abused and mistreated, they will suffer such indignities, because eventually their tormenter will see the error of their ways, and recognize what a special human being they are hurting.
Martyrs are often attracted to difficult and abusive people. They have a compulsive need to change them, make these people good, and make them appreciate and respect them. They pick spouses who are brutal or intolerant, who lack a conscience, who deceive and manipulate them, and who resist the martyr’s efforts to reform them. It is interesting that they unconsciously choose to be around impossible people, and that their efforts to rehabilitate the latter are doomed to fail.
The victim role is an important component of a martyr complex. It justifies in their mind that others are responsible for their pain. They engage in compulsive blaming to reinforce this conviction. The blaming functions to deflect the basic neurotic tendency of their behavior: They set themselves up to be victims. They do this to avoid taking responsibility for their life, but also to show that their own behavior is beyond criticism.
LINKwhy did you mention it on that forum? That was my question.
The Martyr Victim Complex Described
By Charles Shahar Posted: 07.06.2006
The martyr is one who employs self-sacrifice and victimization as a way of avoiding to take responsibility for their life. They are prepared, however, to take responsibility for everyone else's life.
They are invariably unhappy and unfulfilled because they deny their own needs for the sake of others. They view life as a struggle, and themselves as a bastion of righteousness in an ungrateful world.
They consider themselves a light to the world, a shining example of how a good and selfless person should behave. They honestly believe they are a model of virtue. They also believe that their goodness will eventually "rub off" on others. If they are abused and mistreated, they will suffer such indignities, because eventually their tormenter will see the error of their ways, and recognize what a special human being they are hurting.
Martyrs are often attracted to difficult and abusive people. They have a compulsive need to change them, make these people good, and make them appreciate and respect them. They pick spouses who are brutal or intolerant, who lack a conscience, who deceive and manipulate them, and who resist the martyr’s efforts to reform them. It is interesting that they unconsciously choose to be around impossible people, and that their efforts to rehabilitate the latter are doomed to fail.
The victim role is an important component of a martyr complex. It justifies in their mind that others are responsible for their pain. They engage in compulsive blaming to reinforce this conviction. The blaming functions to deflect the basic neurotic tendency of their behavior: They set themselves up to be victims. They do this to avoid taking responsibility for their life, but also to show that their own behavior is beyond criticism.
LINK
awesome. Not Pam, but hits home in dwellars near you! ;)
I am a hick and an American Woman.
From your writing style, I thought you were a man (no offense.) But I really do not have an issue with 'hicks.' It is just the fact that people were saying things like: 'What is a deaf girl doing living in NY?' And they would say also: 'Do you wear you're IPOD on the subway, just to make others believe you are not DEAF?' It was brutal. so I told this one girl from Georgia that she was a 'hick' and that the nearest paved road was probably 50 miles from her house.
she flagged the post and yes, I will admit, I did get banned for that.
Pam.
The Martyr Victim Complex Described
By Charles Shahar Posted: 07.06.2006
The martyr is one who employs self-sacrifice and victimization as a way of avoiding to take responsibility for their life. They are prepared, however, to take responsibility for everyone else's life.
They are invariably unhappy and unfulfilled because they deny their own needs for the sake of others. They view life as a struggle, and themselves as a bastion of righteousness in an ungrateful world.
They consider themselves a light to the world, a shining example of how a good and selfless person should behave. They honestly believe they are a model of virtue. They also believe that their goodness will eventually "rub off" on others. If they are abused and mistreated, they will suffer such indignities, because eventually their tormenter will see the error of their ways, and recognize what a special human being they are hurting.
Martyrs are often attracted to difficult and abusive people. They have a compulsive need to change them, make these people good, and make them appreciate and respect them. They pick spouses who are brutal or intolerant, who lack a conscience, who deceive and manipulate them, and who resist the martyr’s efforts to reform them. It is interesting that they unconsciously choose to be around impossible people, and that their efforts to rehabilitate the latter are doomed to fail.
The victim role is an important component of a martyr complex. It justifies in their mind that others are responsible for their pain. They engage in compulsive blaming to reinforce this conviction. The blaming functions to deflect the basic neurotic tendency of their behavior: They set themselves up to be victims. They do this to avoid taking responsibility for their life, but also to show that their own behavior is beyond criticism.
LINK
This is very true of me; but at least I admit it...
Your friend,
Pam.
1) Who would you most like to meet on here?
2) Who is the most compassionate poster on here?
3) Who is the smartest poster on here?
4) Who is the happiest person on here?
5) Who is a poster that could use a big hug?
6) Who is the poster that has very meanigful posts?
That would be me.
I'm modest, too.
That would be me.
I'm modest, too.
do you need a hug too??? I do not know how much more honest I can be with these people on here; and almost quit here last night...
I am dealing with what I can i guess. and yet I am viewed as a 'troll' with no feelings. I think I have expressed a lot. This thread has already been hijackked by others. I was asking a serious question at the beginning of the thread which is why i started it...
Maybe i should just leave??
Pam
Maybe you shouldn't work so hard at interpreting every comment as being an attack.
Maybe you shouldn't work so hard at interpreting every comment as being an attack.
Well, Nirvana posted some very negative comments. I sent him a PM telling him he is an asshole. What accredited university did he earn his PHD in pyschiatry from. I am very, very MAD!
That man is mean!!!!!!!
a very angry Pam.
nirvana is an american woman
wolf is an american woman
kerosene is an american woman
sorta see where you're going wrong here yet?
I sent him a PM telling him he is an asshole.
See where you're going wrong here?
Yeah, do you see where you are going wrong?
(I just thought I would add that, since nobody else thought to say it.)
Besides, Nirvana is kind of a mean guy. But as a woman, she is quite awesome.
@foot3, sorry, but it's a holiday, I want to go to the zoo and feed something. I'd rather it was giraffes, but I'll settle for pigeons if I have to.
perhaps, I should not have done it. But look at all the rude comments directed towards me... Now I risk banishment...
How long will I last???
I tried to be welcomed here...read the reason why I started this thread. Please.
Pam.
Yeah, do you see where you are going wrong?
(I just thought I would add that, since nobody else thought to say it.)
Besides, Nirvana is kind of a mean guy. But as a woman, she is quite awesome.
you make a shitty guy too. You're far too artistic for a start. And you can clean.
i'd make a great bloke, though. I even have the jawbones for it :(
I tried to be welcomed here...read the reason why I started this thread. Please.
Pam.
Pam, this is an American Lesbian forum. You get pissy with American women and refuse to post pictures. And call people Mr.
Pam, this is an American Lesbian forum. You get pissy with American women and refuse to post pictures. And call people Mr.
I did not know this was an American Lesbian forum. From what I gather, there are many foreign women here. I am both. And truth be told, I am bi-sexual. There I said it. If this is a lesbian forum, why isn't that being spoken about????????
And I see men on here, so what is the deal???
I started a thread to get to know you all better, and it turns inot a thread about my life. I DO NOT LIKE THAT ANYMORE!@@!!!!
I am very upset!!!!!! And I will not add a 'smiley face' to this post!
Pam.
You can't force people to welcome you or to agree with you.
The world is not divided into people who love you and people who despise you.
You are choosing to respond in negative ways.
You are choosing to present yourself in ways that might lead to negative interactions with others.
Take a couple of deep breaths.
And a couple more.
There are only three things you can get banished for here.
Trying to break the board.
Trying to use the board for something illegal.
And being insufferably annoying.
Okay, four if you count being banished for being a spammer.
But what I really trying to point out here is that the bar on "insufferably annoying" is set really high.
PP, maybe you should post a proof of life photo. People would be more inclined to believe your story
Oh, and one other thing ... even though I really like comfortable shoes, flannel, and football ... I am not lebanese.
you make a shitty guy too. You're far too artistic for a start. And you can clean.
i'd make a great bloke, though. I even have the jawbones for it :(
Dammit! I was really trying, too. There are so many hot chicks around here, how could I resist?
Thank you, though, monster ;)
Oh, and one other thing ... even though I really like comfortable shoes, flannel, and football ... I am not lebanese.
Just one disappointment after another!
You can't force people to welcome you or to agree with you.
The world is not divided into people who love you and people who despise you.
You are choosing to respond in negative ways.
You are choosing to present yourself in ways that might lead to negative interactions with others.
Take a couple of deep breaths.
And a couple more.
There are only three things you can get banished for here.
Trying to break the board.
Trying to use the board for something illegal.
And being insufferably annoying.
Okay, four if you count being banished for being a spammer.
But what I really trying to point out here is that the bar on "insufferably annoying" is set really high.
I am just asking for acceptance. When I post a thread, I want the thread to be ABOUT the thread, not about me. Yet, I am called a 'troller' or whatever that term is. I am only me. And now I need wine to calm down. Very upset! ....not sure waht to do or post again............ and sometimes I fake not being able to hear well because I just want to fit in. I ride the subways with an IPOD, yet I really can't hear it. If you really care, ... if you really want to know...read my posts... THEY are from my heart... there is not spam. If i am annnoying then it's best i l;eave. no?
I am just asking for acceptance.
yes you are.
When I post a thread, I want the thread to be ABOUT the thread, not about me.
but the thread is about you.
Yet, I am called a 'troller' or whatever that term is. I am only me. And now I need wine to calm down. Very upset! ....not sure waht to do or post again............ and sometimes I fake not being able to hear well because I just want to fit in. I ride the subways with an IPOD, yet I really can't hear it. If you really care, ... if you really want to know...read my posts... THEY are from my heart... there is not spam. If i am annnoying then it's best i l;eave. no?
yup
yes you are.
but the thread is about you.
yup
You sir, are mean...
Jackass,
If you do not like me, stay the hell off of my threads. You offer very little on these boards.
OK asshole??
Pam
Lovely person! Sociopath comes to mind, do you want to rip the flowers from my beautiful hands? no more PMs Pam if you have something to say, say on the thread I may even respect you.
The best way to get acceptance is not to post threads about your problems right off the bat, but to step back and read some of the other forums and what the other members are posting. Be a part of the community. Don't suck the community into your world and expect everyone to understand. You don't even know what gender half of us are. It's pretty obvious in most of the other threads, but you continue to get pissed at people for not understanding your situation. Step away and do some reading, first.
I need another beer.
You sir, are mean...
also female.
...and thanks ...I practice daily :D
When I post a thread, I want the thread to be ABOUT the thread, not about me.
It's called thread drift, sometimes thread piracy, and it's just what happens.
It isn't about you, particularly, it's just what happens, here and on every other darn forum on the internet.
It's called thread drift, sometimes thread piracy, and it's just what happens.
It isn't about you, particularly, it's just what happens, here and on every other darn forum on the internet.
I know it happens. It happened on the other site I was on; which is why I came here. If I was this popular/unpopular in high school, maybe I would not be so screwed up, perhaps??
Many of hte people here have not been to NY. and now if they come here, I will not help them!
Angry Pam!
Pam, one piece of advice. If you can't handle a little bit of criticism/misunderstanding/joking/thread drift then talk to your professional about these issues instead of posting them all over the interwebz.
I know it happens. It happened on the other site I was on; which is why I came here. If I was this popular/unpopular in high school, maybe I would not be so screwed up, perhaps??
Many of hte people here have not been to NY. and now if they come here, I will not help them!
Angry Pam!
And now I have the word 'slacker' under my name. I know what that word means. And I am not a 'slacker.'
Even madder than the last post,
Pam
Many of hte people here have not been to NY. and now if they come here, I will not help them!
Angry Pam!
And I wouldn't spit on you if you were dyin of thirst!
Shit stirrer MTP.
oh Fuck! i was totally planning to visit NY -what will I do now?
MTP stabs people with forks
And now I have the word 'slacker' under my name. I know what that word means. And I am not a 'slacker.'
Even madder than the last post,
Pam
but you have no job. so you are a slacker (like wolf ;) )..... You are the madderist ever. Shall we alert the guinnes book of records?
Hello pam, welcome to the Cellar. I've been quite amused reading your posts.
By the way, I don't know how those words get under your name.
Monster is 100% pure evil, wrapped in a sesame seed bun
oh Fuck! i was totally planning to visit NY -what will I do now?
You probably won't even find New York without pensive pam's help.
oh Fuck! i was totally planning to visit NY -what will I do now?
buy a map, and take the 4 up to 125th. hillbilly!
Hello pam, welcome to the Cellar. I've been quite amused reading your posts.
By the way, I don't know how those words get under your name.
OMG, Pam, your are blessed! Jesus posted on this most holy of days and he spoke to you. I rescind all bitchiness herewithtoo. You have been chosen.
You probably won't even find New York without pensive pam's help.
Not nice at all...
buy a map, and take the 4 up to 125th. hillbilly!
Ouch, that hurts...hurts real deep.
buy a map, and take the 4 up to 125th. hillbilly!
there are no hills here, it's a glacial plain......
Hello pam, welcome to the Cellar. I've been quite amused reading your posts.
By the way, I don't know how those words get under your name.
I appreciate your kind words, but there is not anything I find amusing about it (no offense to you.) Just trying to survive I am. And people here view me as a circus animal to do tricks for them.
I do not believe that is fair to me.
Thank you again for nice words,
Pam.
....and why would you think my name is billy?
I wanna take the E to Madison Square Garden!
1) Who would you most like to meet on here?
2) Who is the most compassionate poster on here?
3) Who is the smartest poster on here?
4) Who is the happiest person on here?
5) Who is a poster that could use a big hug?
6) Who is the poster that has very meanigful posts?
1) Undertoad
2) DanaC
3) tw or ZenGum
4) kerosene or ZenGum
5) monster or wolf
6) footfootfoot or shawnee
I wanna take the E to Madison Square Garden!
8th avenue line: A, C, E
or you can take the 7th aven line 1, 2, or 3
MSG 32nd st. between 7th and 8th.
Pam.
5) monster or wolf
you hug me, you're dead meat on a dull stick.
1) Undertoad
2) DanaC
3) tw or ZenGum
4) kerosene or ZenGum
5) monster or wolf
6) footfootfoot or shawnee
I do like DanaC.
BTW, what 'award' if any...would I receive?
Pam!
P.s. i do like your user name very much!
you hug me, you're dead meat on a dull stick.
kabobs, everyone!
If you have no job how do afford the internet?
If you have no job how do afford the internet?
My parents pay for it...
kabobs, everyone!
Eat me?
Eat me?
Eat this bread, this is my body....
5) monster or wolf
you hug me, you're dead meat on a dull stick.
Well, it
is Easter. He's used to that.
Me, happiest? No, I just don't bring my unhappies here. Nothing wrong with other folks doing so if they wish, it's just not my thing.
Smartest? Ha. There are lots of different kinds of intelligence, I'm pretty good at a few (maths, linguistic, a bit spatial and musical) but poor at others (social, emotional, artistic). Undertoad, Clodfobble, Monster and Glatt have impressed me by their all-round abilities.
Well, it is Easter. He's used to that.
Me, happiest? No, I just don't bring my unhappies here. Nothing wrong with other folks doing so if they wish, it's just not my thing.
Smartest? Ha. There are lots of different kinds of intelligence, I'm pretty good at a few (maths, linguistic, a bit spatial and musical) but poor at others (social, emotional, artistic). Undertoad, Clodfobble, Monster and Glatt have impressed me by their all-round abilities.
So am I not worthy of any award? Is that what you are saying???
Pam...
Obviously, that was what he said. Clearly.
Well, it is Easter. He's used to that.
Me, happiest? No, I just don't bring my unhappies here. Nothing wrong with other folks doing so if they wish, it's just not my thing.
Smartest? Ha. There are lots of different kinds of intelligence, I'm pretty good at a few (maths, linguistic, a bit spatial and musical) but poor at others (social, emotional, artistic). Undertoad, Clodfobble, Monster and Glatt have impressed me by their all-round abilities.
It's all relative. There seem to be very few happy posters on the Cellar lately. Maybe I'll vote for Glatt for happy. Oh, what about Happy Monkey? Happy Monkey is happy.
We've got a storm going, here. I'm only happy when it rains.
Obviously, that was what he said. Clearly.
:facepalm: :lol:
So am I not worthy of any award? Is that what you are saying???
Pam...
what have you done to deserve one?
hey.. wait.. what's this I find in the back corner of the cellar.... whining winnie attention ho of the week....
here...... you rock! congratulations.
And the award for the most emotionally distressed goes to ...envelope please................
So am I not worthy of any award? Is that what you are saying???
Pam...
I don't know enough about you to judge you. All those on my list have at least 3,147 posts.
We've got a storm going, here. I'm only happy when it rains.
Well, then if I do not receive an award, I will leave...
Pam.
It's all relative. There seem to be very few happy posters on the Cellar lately. Maybe I'll vote for Glatt for happy. Oh, what about Happy Monkey? Happy Monkey is happy.
I'm happy. Happy Slappy. Who needs to be slapped next?
Well, then if I do not receive an award, I will leave...
Pam.
liar
I'm happy. Happy Slappy. Who needs to be slapped next?
Me! With another beer, preferably.
Biggest liar award goes to....Pensive Pam YAY!
I thought you gave up the booze and the one night stands.
Wait, WTF? I don't get an arbitrary immaterial reward-less award?
Fuck that. I'm leaving. FUCK YOU ALL IN THE ASS WITH A SHARP STICK!
Uh....
well....
I have a confession
Me! With another beer, preferably.
catch! (It's Bud Select, sry)
liar
There will be no Easter for me. I see eggs at the store. I feel like buying them just to smash them. I do not want to dye them...
God did not rise on the 3rd day; and perhaps too much religeous gilt; but I do not like the holiday. I am very mad and upset.
This is my thread, and yet it turned into something else. I will lock myself in my room for Easter. There is not God!
Pam.
No worries. At this point I would take a coors.
Owwwwww!
Pam you can have the most entertaining newbie award how is that? Will that or anything make you happy?
Love Nirvana
Uh....
well....
I have a confession
You'd better whisper. I think everyone is listening.
Owwwwww!
Pam you can have the most entertaining newbie award how is that? Will that or anything make you happy?
Love Nirvana
I guess I will accept that award. I came here for help, but I will take what I can get...
Always settling for less,
Pam.
I love how this thread has 4 different conversations going at once.
I once had to settle for a lesser award. It was horrifying.
I love how this thread has 4 different conversations going at once.
I once had to settle for a lesser award. It was horrifying.
The post is getting too long, so I can not check. What award did you receive?? also, i was told you were female. is that true??
Your friend,
pam.
Easter is dead to me too, since Pam said those nasty things. My children will get no candy.
Don't believe everything you read...besides, there is a conspiracy around hear...it's stinky...like monster's glove. Trust me, it's bad.
I'm like medusa with estrogen
The post is getting too long, so I can not check. What award did you receive?? also, i was told you were female. is that true??
Your friend,
pam.
I can confirm that. I've seen her legs.
That was the chair, you perv!
I can confirm that. I've seen her legs.
did you look up at all?
I have seen men lynched for stealing a horse, men having pistol duels in the street, women being kidnapped by injuns, whole towns run over by injuns. That's what happens living where I do.
Weren't you wearing the knee-high furry boots?
Maybe that was the honey badger.
Easter is dead to me too, since Pam said those nasty things. My children will get no candy.
you are correct. i am upset, and very angry!!! i will put myself to bed now. I wish we could all get along. i will do 2 shots of vodka before going to bed, but i am upset, and a drunk. i am sorry. i hope your family has a great easter. for me...i will be alone. I am too embarassed to go home, and I live a lie every day...
I have tried some acting roles in the city. and some of the agents think i am 'promising' and have some talent. but i do not have formal talent in writing or acting. another agent said i was 'gifted' but i am afraid. and that agent said i do not need to act, i am just good at it. granted it is all deaf 'roll playing' on the auditon but they say that my emotions comes thru when i play character of being deaf. i only hope...
Happy Easterr,
Love Pam.
Well, then if I do not receive an award, I will leave...
Pam.
I'm sorry, you must be present to win.
i canNOT wait to find out who is playing the part of Pam. fucking awesome.
I have seen men lynched for stealing a horse, men having pistol duels in the street, women being kidnapped by injuns, whole towns run over by injuns. That's what happens living where I do.
What were they driving?
What were they driving?
Obviously Pontiacs.
This is what happens when I decide to watch 30 Rock instead of coming here.
Anyway - this thread is freaking hilarious and I've had a good laugh this morning. Some of you are so damn funny! It's good to start the day like this. Gets the endorphins flowing.
Pam - you're a treasure. Don't ever, ever change.
And you're adorable when you're mad.
Love,
Brianna Santana Montana Havana.
Obviously Pontiacs.
:D
Not jeep Cherokees?
Could have written Utes, but not many would get it.
Where's my prize?!
Can I at LEAST have one for coming into the thread late?
I know, I will award myself one:
Poster least likely to leave newbies confused about their gender.
There.
I'm happy now, and can go forth and celebrate brutal Roman forms of punishment today.
And bodysnatching on Sunday.
By stuffing myself with food.
:D
Not jeep Cherokees?
Could have written Utes, but not many would get it.
Oh yah My Cousin Vinny!
Joe Pecse>Two utes...
Fred Gwyne> Two What?
Joe Pecse> UTES!
;)
I'm happy now, and can go forth and celebrate brutal Roman forms of punishment today.
We've been watching the HBO series
Spartacus on Netflix. But we don't call it that, we call it "Tits and Blood." But as the series has gone on, we've realized there's actually a lot more male nudity than female. Anyway, the point I'm making is this one character didn't just get crucified, they cut off his manhood as additional punishment. It was poignant because he was hung like a horse (part of the storyline, and CGI enhanced, I'm quite sure.)
We've been watching the HBO series Spartacus on Netflix. But we don't call it that, we call it "Tits and Blood." But as the series has gone on, we've realized there's actually a lot more male nudity than female. Anyway, the point I'm making is this one character didn't just get crucified, they cut off his manhood as additional punishment. It was poignant because he was hung like a horse (part of the storyline, and CGI enhanced, I'm quite sure.)
Dangit, how did I ever get bored with that show?! Gonna have to queue it up on Netflix! Actually I think season 1 is instant play...sweet.
And as to the "what were they driving question," haven't you heard that everything is bigger in Texas? That means our injuns are basically giants, they don't need to be driving anything, they literally run over towns. Unfortunately us white people still have too much European blood and are fat rather than giant.
mtp, are any of the fires near you? Is there a thread about that?
I am from Pennsylvania. I live in a rural monachrome world and wear a broad rimmed hat. My politics are 18th century progressive and my women are plain but sturdy.
yours truly
Oaty McGriff
I am from Pennsylvania. I live in a rural monachrome world and wear a broad rimmed hat. My politics are 18th century progressive and my women are plain but sturdy.
yours truly
Oaty McGriff
Oh. I think I just broke something laughing.
those women have pointy hats.
They're witches!
Oh. I think I just broke something laughing.
:lol2:
Me too!
1) Undertoad
2) DanaC
3) tw or ZenGum
4) kerosene or ZenGum
5) monster or wolf
6) footfootfoot or shawnee
My posts ARE meanigful. See these posts? Look at these posts. I don't know how much more meanigful you could get.
And many parts of them are edible.
I couldn't vote for you, IM - you don't have enough posts. Though I thought about nominating Shawnee for a couple.
I've forgotten who I am? Who am I?
Having an identity crisis,
Infi
This one is for infinite monkey and Happy Monkey:
[youtube]Bk4ZqskRBPw[/youtube]
Sorry, it's in French.
Oh yah My Cousin Vinny!
Joe Pecse>Two utes...
Fred Gwyne> Two What?
Joe Pecse> UTES!
;)
We always called it the Ute Center (the juvenile detention center) at the nuthouse because of that.
For the Aussies ... they're called SUVs (Sport Utility Vehicles) here in the states, because taxation and registration is different for trucks, which is what they really are. Import tariffs are different too. That's how I understand it anyway, jim can confirm.
Sorry, it's in French.
No it isn't. You fool me, you fooler.
Very fooled,
Infini Singe
Does Australia really exist? How many of us have really seen it? I think they made the whole country up. Come on now, giant hopping rabbits with pouches??
Does Australia really exist? How many of us have really seen it? I think they made the whole country up. Come on now, giant hopping rabbits with pouches??
Seriously!
Yo, I am from Philadelphia. We wear backwards caps and say "yo" to both begin and end sentences, yo. Yo, we eat water ice for dinner and throw D batteries at all visiting sports teams. Aiyyo, oaty, get your fuckin' meat down here for our wawa sammiches! Ey, ey, I'm fuckin' dyin' ovah heah!
Ugh, too much beer!
Glad to see you back, Sarge!
It's a little known fact that Beldar and Prymatt can trace their ancestry back to 18th century rural
Pennsylvania.
It's a little known fact that Beldar and Prymatt can trace their ancestry back to 18th century rural
Pennsylvania.
I didn't know they were vampires
I grew up in Chicago but live in Philadelphia. I wear my beloved sports team jerseys and get beaten up regularly as I walk down the street.
Yo, I am from Philadelphia. We wear backwards caps and say "yo" to both begin and end sentences, yo. Yo, we eat water ice for dinner and throw D batteries at all visiting sports teams. Aiyyo, oaty, get your fuckin' meat down here for our wawa sammiches! Ey, ey, I'm fuckin' dyin' ovah heah!
Good sir,
The Society of Friends will be sponsoring a cattle drive to your fair city in these coming weeks. One of the community, a certain Hiram Evans, is a prince in his home country and has many cattle suitable for the cheese steak market. We can transfer these many cattle to your stockade, but need subsidy to undertake the venture. Being a prince, Hiram would normally finance this from his own vast wealth. Unfortunately, an assayer is necessary to value his gold holdings and nonesuch is available in the wilds of Penn's Woods. If you would forward by red indian a sum of 40 dollars, Hiram will guarantee you first choice of the 100 head of low-line cattle specially raised for the cheese steak market.
yours,
Oaty McGriff Esq.
:lol2: fucking hell I'm laughing so hard i can't breathe! Well played.
Yah. This and the original Amish post have all but done for me.
Can we please slow the thread? -beest is only on page 4 and you're posting faster than he can read. He's just got to the part where Jesus comes to Pam and ressurects Big Sarge. I'm worried he'll laugh himself a hernia if he reads any faster :(
I was late for work this morning, slept through my alarm...but I looked at the Cellar on the phone and read this whole thread anyway! My cat wondered why I was laughing so hard when I was hungover and running late.
The best part of waking up...
mtp, are any of the fires near you? Is there a thread about that?
I don't know if there is one, and I'm too lazy to look.
This shows the active fires in TX:
http://txforestservice.tamu.edu/main/popup.aspx?id=10588
(you have to download the latest google earth tho)
I'm north of Dallas, there are plenty of fires to the west of us, I think we have some dwellars in Ft. Worth so they'd be more affected than I am, but none real close by. We have had smoke in the air from them though on windy days. There is a small fire close to Houston it looks like.
Austin is about 3/4ths between Dallas and San Antonio (closer to San Antonio - no idea why our state capital is not starred on that map) and it seems pretty clear of fires. I think at least one dweller lives in west TX, there is a pretty big fire, but I believe the dweller I'm thinking of lives north west of that fire.
And the award for the Hottest Dwellar goes to...
(too soon?)
Not too soon, I don't think. Tulip? She's pretty hot.
I have a question about my most happy award...if I am grouchy one day, will it be taken away? It's mine! You can't have it! I will get very angry and leave if you take my hard earned award away!
Angry kerosene
Nah, it's like the Oscars. They didn't take Julia Roberts' Oscar away after she made Eat Pray Love.
:lol:
Very upset with movies,
Infi
(rips open envelope and glowers at the peanut gallery)
And the winner is...
The dwellar who lives near Ft Worth!
ha
[COLOR="LemonChiffon"]:D[/COLOR]
*Grabs award back from the dwellar who lives near Ft Worth*
Hello,
I am from Fort Worth and I wear a flame-proof suit and ten-gallon hat as I drive around between the dance halls and saloons in my F4250 truck made for me by the wonderful Mr. Ford. I eat grits and i shoot first and ask questions later.
love
Dallas McRappyhouseisonfire
Hello,
I am from Fort Worth and I wear a flame-proof suit and ten-gallon hat as I drive around between the dance halls and saloons in my F4250 truck made for me by the wonderful Mr. Ford. I eat grits and i shoot first and ask questions later.
love
Dallas McRappyhouseisonfire
The 10gallon hats hold the optimal amount of water for helping put out a wildfire.
I have an 11 gallon hat. It holds 11 gallons.
I have an 11 gallon hat. It holds 11 gallons.
I have an 11 balloon hat.
I have an 11 gallon hat. It holds 11 gallons.
Yes, but you look absolutely ridiculous wearing it.
I have an 11 gibbon hat. It looks like this but with more gibbons:
what is this??? I log on to see that my thread, which was about giving other posters awards, has benn derailed and destroyed?!
Everytime I post something; the topic does not get stuck to the original idea. Some people were interested in the award show, but others chose to take it in different, much different direction...
Disappointed in some of you,
Pam.
Yes, but you look absolutely ridiculous wearing it.
:p:
I look absolutely ridiculous in just about anything!
:p:
I look absolutely ridiculous in just about anything!
No one looks ridiculous in a 10gallon hat and spur-heeled cowboy boots.
p. pam, it's been a great thread. Thanks for starting it.
They never go where you expect them to.
... Some people were interested in the award show, but others chose to take it in different, much different direction...
Disappointed in some of you,
Pam.
I, too, am Disappointed in some of you. Here we all are, dressed to the nines in designer wear (monochromatic 11 gallon hats, fire-proof suits, et. al) trying to enjoy the biggest awards show of the year and
some of you are treating it like it's some kind of
joke.
Wagging my finger at Those responsible,
Brianna Roseanna Danna
I hope I'm one who you are disappointed in.
Longing to cause disappointment,
Infi
It's only "your" thread until you post it.
I, too, am Disappointed in some of you. Here we all are, dressed to the nines in designer wear (monochromatic 11 gallon hats, fire-proof suits, et. al) trying to enjoy the biggest awards show of the year and some of you are treating it like it's some kind of joke.
Wagging my finger at Those responsible,
Brianna Roseanna Danna
I know. I can't believe I brought out the gibbons for THIS. It's not very modern, I'll have you know.
Not very modern,
Infi
Oh, Infi, I can't stay mad at you!
You're an angel with a dirty face!
:ipray:
Giving face to a dirty angel,
Infi
I know. I can't believe I brought out the gibbons for THIS. It's not very modern, I'll have you know.
Not very modern,
Infi
And I can't believe i SHAVED for this! And not just my ass!!!
I am very mad that this thread has moved away from the fire discussion. I worked very hard to type all that information out. I even had to down load the google earth version 6 to look at the active fires. You hooligans have change the conversation all over again, and I am very very sad that you do not care that my state is on fire! This monster guy even went as far as to make fun of my state for being on fire. I bet he has never even been to Texas. Well, if he ever does come here, I will not help him navigate around the fires.
very angry, very sad, and covered in 3rd degree burns
MTP
Laughing so hard at mtp that I'm going to get fired,
Infi
Laughing so hard at mtp that I'm going to get fired,
Infi
If you get fired then you will only deserve it for laughing at a poor 3rd degree burn victim.
I am really hurt that this thread moved on from the reason why I had to give myself an award.
I'm not being funny, but some of the people awarded had LESS posts than I have.
And are more stupid.
And don't have big tits.
I know I don't hit a "home run" (I think that has something to do with baseball) with every post, but surely over time I have accrued some attention, if only for persistence.
I currently have two Dwellars - TWO DWELLARS! - using my words in their sigs. It was three until recently. And then Brianna defected. Fucking bitch.
I know I am a foreigner here. And yes, I am shortsighted. AND I am on anti-depressants, so go on haters, hate away. I'm just disappointed that so many of you have jumped on the hate-depressive-bandwagon. You make me sick. I'm seriously thinking about leaving.
I'm particularly diasappointed with Monnie, who is usually so very supportive.
Excuse me if I lock myself in my room for a while.
I am very disappointed that no one in this entire thread mentioned me at all. Where is MY attention? I think I deserve some attention too.
Sadly lacking attention,
Stormie
No eggs dye Chocolate, cadbury eggs or jelly beans for any of you! This thread is about my Cows and Chihuahuas!!!! :mad2:
Now please listen to my acting:mad2: audition, I need an agent
Love Tallulah
PS No wire hangers EVAH!
I will not be celebrating Zombie Jesus Day this year. I will spend it alone locked in my room, not even worried about the world being over run with Zombies and my Zombie costume will just go unworn. I will not send any of you my severed finger or mashed brains. I know now that there is no such thing as Zombies so there is no Zombie Jesus!
Losing my religion,
MTP
Wow! And now I see the imitations about me starting to be posted. People even signing their names at the bottom of their post; along with a short blurb about their emotional state.
You know what they say about imitation, do you not??? I am flattered.
WINNING,
Pam
I am very mad at Sundae Girl. He called Brianna a bitch, and he is NOT a bitch. I'm going to tell Mr Undertoad about this behavior.
Very mad,
Mad
:mad:
Its not imitation, its satirizing.
Explaining,
MTP
I am flattened, too. I was trying to find my way through NY (no one would help me) and a big truck carrying bagels ran me right over!
I am flattened, too. I was trying to find my way through NY (no one would help me) and a big truck carrying bagels ran me right over!
:rotflol:
I am very disappointed that no one in this entire thread mentioned me at all. Where is MY attention? I think I deserve some attention too.
Sadly lacking attention,
Stormie
Hi Stormie! I see that you are from Floriduh. Do you grow oranges?
Inquisitive,
Infi
I will not send any of you my severed finger or mashed brains.
Christ! Like I give the damned about your finger!
I am very mad at Sundae Girl. He called Brianna a bitch, and he is NOT a bitch. I'm going to tell Mr Undertoad about this behavior.
I don't understand Infi. Please tell me because I'd like to understand. I think you might be making fun of me, but because I don't know any American women that I like, I'm not sure.
Of course if you do mean to be mean, all I can suggest is that you speak to Mr Flint. He will probably advise you to buttfuck yourself in the mouth.
Also, please stop in your attempts to parody me. I have copy-rited this.
Buttsecks,
Sundae
Wow! And now I see the imitations about me starting to be posted. People even signing their names at the bottom of their post; along with a short blurb about their emotional state.
You know what they say about imitation, do you not??? I am flattered.
WINNING,
Pam
I am so impressed how your IQ seems to rise on certain occasions and then sink just above moron to annoy at other times. The use of a semi colon in this post is quite impressive. :eyebrow:
Her command of the English language wavers too. ;)
Like jim, I cannot wait to find out who is playing the part of "pam."
Hi Stormie! I see that you are from Floriduh. Do you grow oranges?
Inquisitive,
Infi
I do not grow oranges. I eat them though. I love orange ice cream.
Thank you for the attention.
Satisfied,
Stormie
Buttsecks,
Sundae
i lolled
I do not grow oranges. I eat them though. I love orange ice cream.
Thank you for the attention.
Satisfied,
Stormie
Dear Stormie,
Oranges are not the only fruit
sincerely
lebanese lola
Here is where the Texas is:
Her command of the English language wavers too. ;)
Like jim, I cannot wait to find out who is playing the part of "pam."
There is not 'part' to play, it is only me. I received much negative posts about my English langage skills. So, when my assistent is here, she will read my post before I send it on board. This way it is proper. However, she can not always be here with me.
Hope that clear things up.
Thank you for your understanding,
Pam.
For hearing....deafness. The assistant umm...
....nevermind.
Her assistent helps her hear things.
Oops, Stormie got there first. But with the wrong spelling.
Ass is tent?
(Sormie...hehehheeee)
Pam is very poor and all alone - but she has an assistant. And wine or vodka and happy pills. And the interwebz.
See? Pam is not as dumb as you think!
She may get very angry and wish to speak with Mr. Undertoad, but she is poor and alone and deaf so, please, cry for Pam.
Cry.
Ya got me IM. Now corrected. Ridiculous.
(I mean me)
Bri I am actually really impressed that poor foreign deaf girls can come to the US, be unemployed, have personal assistents and the interwebs and locks on their doors and alcofrolics and everything.
Please clear our your spare room, I expect to arrive next week.
Oh, shoot - forgot I have a job I adore now.
Okay, expect me first week in August.
But I expect all of the above AND that we meet Monster & IM and go to that big theme park somewhere in Ohio.
That can't be too much to ask. Monnie can even bring Pam.
Yours jaw droppingly
Sundae
xxx
Also, please stop in your attempts to parody me. I have copy-rited this.
There's your problem. The copy-rite requires two goats. You probably cheaped it out and tried to substitute pigeons.
Best Witches,
WOLF
Ya got me IM. Now corrected. Ridiculous.
(I mean me)
Bri I am actually really impressed that poor foreign deaf girls can come to the US, be unemployed, have personal assistents and the interwebs and locks on their doors and alcofrolics and everything.
Please clear our your spare room, I expect to arrive next week.
Oh, shoot - forgot I have a job I adore now.
Okay, expect me first week in August.
But I expect all of the above AND that we meet Monster & IM and go to that big theme park somewhere in Ohio.
That can't be too much to ask. Monnie can even bring Pam.
Yours jaw droppingly
Sundae
xxx
:: cries and cries ::
You can come too, jim.
We'll all ride the Vortex with our assistenators.
Where the hell did you get that picture of me? Remove it immediately!! Or I'll leave and never come back!!
Offended and unable to spell,
Stormie
Ya got me IM. Now corrected. Ridiculous.
(I mean me)
Bri I am actually really impressed that poor foreign deaf girls can come to the US, be unemployed, have personal assistents and the interwebs and locks on their doors and alcofrolics and everything.
Please clear our your spare room, I expect to arrive next week.
Oh, shoot - forgot I have a job I adore now.
Okay, expect me first week in August.
But I expect all of the above AND that we meet Monster & IM and go to that big theme park somewhere in Ohio.
That can't be too much to ask. Monnie can even bring Pam.
Yours jaw droppingly
Sundae
xxx
'Monnie can ever bring Pam???' Where is it that we are travling to?? I do not think I can come. I rarely leave NY. And I do not wish to travl much at all. But it is a nice thought. Thank you!
Pam.
We'll all ride the Vortex with our assistenators.
Haile Selassie!
But if Jim's coming too I'd prefer a woodie.
...poor foreign deaf girls can come to the US, be unemployed, have personal assistents and the interwebs and locks on their doors and alcofrolics and everything.
Oh, didn't you know?
That's part of our Mission Statement. Goes like this:
"We, the People, in order to form a more perfect union, are recruiting the unemployed deaf to come to the U.S. We provide room, board, computer, net, personal assistant, vodka and/or wine, "happy pills," personal hygeine products (hope Aveda is ok?) and abusive ex (gives you something to rant about). Also - please feel free to critique American women, our national roads and bridges system AND our utter lack of empathy. Remember! You must be deaf! But not completely deaf. Near-deaf is ok, too.
Mission Statement. :lol2:
I was going to ask (it came to me as I was getting ready for work): pam, how do you afford deodorant and soap and toothpaste and all those millions of things that people need that cost money?
Oh, didn't you know?
That's part of our Mission Statement. Goes like this:
"We, the People, in order to form a more perfect union, are recruiting the unemployed deaf to come to the U.S. We provide room, board, computer, net, personal assistant, vodka and/or wine, "happy pills," personal hygeine products (hope Aveda is ok?) and abusive ex (gives you something to rant about). Also - please feel free to critique American women, our national roads and bridges system AND our utter lack of empathy. Remember! You must be deaf! But not completely deaf. Near-deaf is ok, too.
I am deeply hurt. and I mean that. But, I will not fall for your trick about me. You and others are waiting for me to get mad and upset. This time i chosen to 'turn the tables' (American expression I learned from TV) and not get emotional. And no, I will not complain to Mr. undertoad.
go ahead, make fun of the 'deaf girl' as you call me...
Pam.
parents
I was hoping she was an orphan.
Bet she smokes too [/marichiko]
parents
Are they adopting? 'Cause, no one will help me. :yelsick:
did someobody say something?
Bet she smokes too [/marichiko]
...and is covered in tattoos.
go ahead, make fun of the 'deaf girl' as you call me...
Never once did I call you 'deaf girl' -
Bye the bye - I know ASL!
I LOVE Doug and Carrie Heffernan! Do you know them? [/naiveOHIOgirl]
Never once did I call you 'deaf girl' -
Bye the bye - I know ASL!
I am glad you know ASL. It is not that hard. You wrote that speech about me a few posts above. That is not very nice. Why did you do as such?? And you also say I will complain to Mr. toad. I will not do that...
someday i will be famous. you just wait and see!
Pam.
I can sign to all the Britney Spears hits!
someday i will be famous. you just wait and see!
How many assistants will you have then?
ah, Pammy. Imma just messin' witchoo. :D
don't get all huffy.
I'm getting training in BSL.
The older males in my family are mostly deaf.
I have hearing difficulties.
Calling you deaf girl is a statement of fact.
And a hope that you will be offended enough to take your faux-misery-peddling somewhere else, given that it worked on another forum.
I can call you a stupid jizz-bucket if you prefer?
I saw a video of you, Bri....
[YOUTUBE]sv3tadz5Q3o[/YOUTUBE]
I'm getting training in BSL.
BSL employs both hands for the alphabet. ASL we just use the one so the other hand is free to...well, you know.
I'm getting training in BSL.
The older males in my family are mostly deaf.
I have hearing difficulties.
Calling you deaf girl is a statement of fact.
And a hope that you will be offended enough to take your faux-misery-peddling somewhere else, given that it worked on another forum.
I can call you a stupid jizz-bucket if you prefer?
How do you know what happened on that forum??? This is a bit scary for me that you are aware of that. i know how it 'worked' as you state. i guess people like watching others less fortuante.
Is that really the song? :confused:
Is that really the song? :confused:
In ASL? yep.
Ouch! Fuck you appears to be very similar to Please and Thank You in BSL!
(disclaimer - many signs are similar and are identified by context in the same way as homonyms)
I love this, although it's mime rather than sign:
[youtube]osnUB9bUm-E[/youtube]
I wish someone would help me. I don't understand. What IS that song and are those really the lyrics? I am so confused. I've heard the song but I didn't know it said "fuck you." I'm very disappointed in some of you.
Disappointed in some of you,
Infi
Dear Sirs,
Too many people are posting to this thread. I fear Mr. Undertoad will not know where to send his $40 Indian.
concerned,
Oaty McGriff esq.
Ouch! Fuck you appears to be very similar to Please and Thank You in BSL!
(disclaimer - many signs are similar and are identified by context in the same way as homonyms)
I love this, although it's mime rather than sign:
[youtube]osnUB9bUm-E[/youtube]
You did not answer my question. and it is making me stressful. how do you know about that other site????
PLEASE TELL ME,...
Pam.
This is the best signed song evah -look at the speed of that finger-spelling!
[YOUTUBE]QmKnQjBf8wM[/YOUTUBE]
Oh, SG, the ONLY reason I changed my sig. line from your eloquent words on being a Potato Wife to Bowl till you Bleed is because I am, currently, hopelessly in love with Dexter (the serial killer on Showtime) IN DEEP, true LOVE with him.
I did copy your words down in my notebook for posterity though. They were wonderfull words. :D
how do you know about that other site????
PLEASE TELL ME,...
Pam.
We are not as dumb as you think.
cellar.
Is that really the song? :confused:
You did not answer my question. and it is making me stressful. how do you know about that other site????
PLEASE TELL ME,...
Pam.
I, too, am very upset. :blunt:
Upset,
Infi
We are not as dumb as you think.
cellar.
How did you find me??? i think you were there too!!
Pam.
here ya go infi
[YOUTUBE]pc0mxOXbWIU[/YOUTUBE]
And you were there, and you, and you [/Dorothy]
How did you find me??? i think you were there too!!
Pam.
I am omnipresent.
love,
god
thanks monster.
They must change the word on the radio.
I do like the song! :)
edit: that girl doing the ASL to it is darling!
And you were there, and you, and you [/Dorothy]
No, Dorothy was not on that site. She told me not to go on there. I did not listen to her. Peeople found out my identity on that site, as well as my family... that is why i am now unemployed. that site destroyed my life ...
Pam.
No, Dorothy was not on that site. She told me not to go on there. I did not listen to her. Peeople found out my identity on that site, as well as my family... that is why i am now unemployed. that site destroyed my life ...
Pam.
Go on.
And now............it's Friday..... it's five o'clock..... and it's time for your favorite family quiz show .....theeeeeee BLAME GAME.
Top seven answers on the board. We asked 100 losers to name something that destroyed their life......
BZZZT
*ding*
Methamphetamines!
(45 people answered 'methamphetamines'. Meth is our top answer. )
We'll play, Richard.
Originally Posted by monster
This is the best signed song evah -look at the speed of that finger-spelling!
I have major finger envy of anyone who signs. I can manage basic phrases now, but am constantly bugging the more able teachers/ LTAs for words I commonly use.
I love ther fact that (in BSL) Mrs O is so easy. As we're dealing with 4-5 year olds it's completely acceptable just to use the first letter of your surname.
Originally Posted by Brianna
Oh, SG, the ONLY reason I changed my sig. line from your eloquent words is because I am a random ho with no loyalty.
Glad you recognise this. Even if I am relieved not to face my own self deprecation every day.
Originally Posted by pensive pam
How do you know what happened on that forum??? This is a bit scary for me that you are aware of that. i know how it 'worked' as you state. i guess people like watching others less fortuante.
I'm not usually worried about people less fortuante. But I do check forums for people I think are being false. And that's how I came across you. I hope you realise that people here check up pon what you have said on other forums. You can change your email address but your can't change your IP. I've been trackibng you. You might want to start telling the truth.
Go on.
It was so horrible. I trusted people with information. I answered some private messages on that site. I was too trusting. And then people began to think I did not exist. they think i was a 'created' person that was not real. It ended horribl.
Pam.
I'm so sorry we doubted you pam. I think I can help. What is your bank account number?
I'm so sorry we doubted you pam. I think I can help. What is your bank account number?
I go to the check cashing place accross the street when my dad sends money. I do not have a checking account.
Pam.
I go to the check cashing place accross the street when my dad sends money. I do not have a checking account.
Pam.
Thought you lived with your parents?
Thought you lived with your parents?
I live in Queens NY. They live in anothr state close by. Where do you live?? Perhaps I should be mean back to you. Do you live on marz? or Satern? How do u like that now?????????????
Pam.
go ahead, make fun of the 'deaf girl' as you call me...
Point of technical fact, you called yourself that, and then told us you weren't deaf enough to be deaf.
You also do not write like a deaf person.
I live in Queens NY. They live in anothr state close by. Where do you live?? Perhaps I should be mean back to you. Do you live on marz? or Satern? How do u like that now?????????????
Pam.
Your assistant must be busy.
So you're second generation American, or did you come over here with the parents?
Point of technical fact, you called yourself that, and then told us you weren't deaf enough to be deaf.
70% deaf. there are different guidlines. just as though being 'legally blind' isn't being TOTALLY blind.
Pam.
I am very upset. I've been waiting for the outer space aliens to come back and get me and I did not know that Sundae Girl was from outer space. I think it is not very nice that she did not tell me this.
Very upset,
Infi
OK, now I am getting VERY UPSET. I wish to get back to academy awards right now for this site. Some people here a FUCKING FUCKERS!!!! Is that what you seek? You want to see the 'deaf girl' swear?? Now you have done it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pam
[SIZE="5"]ARE YOU SECOND GENERATION AMERICAN OR DID YOU COME OVER HERE WITH YOUR PARENTS?[/SIZE]
I go to the check cashing place accross the street when my dad sends money. I do not have a checking account.
Pam.
Well let me help set one up for you. I'll need your social security number and date of birth. It's the least I can do.
And the award for most fucking fucker goes to...
(rips envelope open, blows on it)
INFINITE MONKEY!
OK, now I am getting VERY UPSET. I wish to get back to academy awards right now for this site. Some people here a FUCKING FUCKERS!!!! Is that what you seek? You want to see the 'deaf girl' swear?? Now you have done it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pam
and now I wish to step away from the keyboard for now. I can not take much more of this abuse...
Goodbye,
Pam.
about abuse.....
ROTFLMAO
Now i have come back for limited time. I see jokes are still being made. I wish this 'thread' would just die...
Please,
Pam.
45 minutes is not very long. Unless you're having an orgasm.
45 minutes is not very long. Unless you're having an orgasm.
Why are you checking up on me??
You are trying to destroy my soul...
that is what I believe to be true...
Pam.
45 minutes is not very long. Unless you're having an orgasm.
She had to poop
Well I came back to see if it was u PP or your fucking fucker ASSistant. Why would someone who is deaf need someone to type for them?:eyebrow:
a semi colon emergency?
[ I wrote colon ]
:D
Well I came back to see if it was u PP or your fucking fucker ASSistant. Why would someone who is deaf need someone to type for them?:eyebrow:
You ask me, so I will respond. She does not type for me. But when she is here and I type a message, she show me what is wrong with the wording...and I make it proper.
You seem to like following me. One day, I will read the newwspaper and you may be on the front page for a crime.
Please just let me go...
Pam.
Woman Caught Hoarding Cow Manure
Film at 11
Good Grief, I can't believe this thread is still going.
And I am still sitting here freezing to death in my snow house! You are all being mean and sitting hear! I will lock myself in my igloo bathroom now.
Very upset!
kerosene
Woman caught hoarding Cow Manure
Film at 11
Ok, that is good. Let us change the subject. Do you farm pigs??
Why yes every spring I plant, water and fertilize some piglets so I can harvest them in the fall
Have you done your planting yet? I bet the rain we are getting is helping those little piglet seeds.
Have you done your planting yet? I bet the rain we are getting is helping those little piglet seeds.
I am deaf, not retarded. And now my landlord say I can not feed the stray cat outside. I got caught feeding the cat in his yard, but he says the food will keep the cat coming back. He does not want that.
Kind of stressed and sad about it. The cat is outside looking for food, and I can not give him any. Yet I have food for the cat.
very upset,
Pam.
You should have signed that
very retarded
Pam
You should have signed that
very retarded
Pam
My country can beat up yours!
Pam.
There is no O in your "country" ;)
My country can beat up yours!
Pam.
I'm sure US Bureau of Citizenship and Immigration Services would be very happy to hear that.
Looking up the number for CIS in Queens,
MTP
I'm sure US Bureau of Citizenship and Immigration Services would be very happy to hear that.
Looking up the number for CIS in Queens,
MTP
What time shall I expect them to come???
Pam.
What time shall I expect them to come???
Pam.
I'm pretty sure the point is, is thats its a surprise!
NOBODY EXPECTS THE CIS!
ORRRR...
Trunk Monkeys!
[YOUTUBE]m2Y3hqakfI4[/YOUTUBE]
Why are you checking up on me??
You are trying to destroy my soul...
that is what I believe to be true...
Pam.
5 Syllables
then 7
then 5.
but otherwise that was pretty good....
those women have pointy hats.
They're witches!
The pointy hats aren't witches, they're genetic. Garden gnomes have to come from somewhere.
What if they're gnomitches? (Half gnome, half witch)
Shit! I always thought a gnomitch was a gnome sandwich!
No wonder they look at me strangely in Subway...
No, you're right SG, those are also gnomitches. English language and its multiple meanings for the same word and all...
People give me a strange look when I'm trying to order at Subway too. Of course we don't have a Subway so I'm usually trying to order at the bait shop.
From your writing style, I thought you were a man (no offense.) But I really do not have an issue with 'hicks.' It is just the fact that people were saying things like: 'What is a deaf girl doing living in NY?' And they would say also: 'Do you wear you're IPOD on the subway, just to make others believe you are not DEAF?' It was brutal. so I told this one girl from Georgia that she was a 'hick' and that the nearest paved road was probably 50 miles from her house.
she flagged the post and yes, I will admit, I did get banned for that.
Pam.
Now, I think that is a great post Pam. I would give you lots of points for that and not ban you.
Now, I think that is a great post Pam. I would give you lots of points for that and not ban you.
What i post is true. I do have an IPOD so i feel as though I 'fit in.' but there is no music in it. it is true. i do not like the country. i did not deserve to get banned over there on that site.
it is always weird when you communicate with some people from various sites. and you will see that their online personallity is nothig like they are... unfortunately, mine is what you get...
are we sharing a moment here??
Pam.
oh Fuck! i was totally planning to visit NY -what will I do now?
late to this thread, I will hook you up with a place to stay and tour guiding. My MIL won't mind some Brits crashing at her place, just don't get her started on WW II (the big one):D
you hug me, you're dead meat on a dull stick.
Maybe I'll just wave from across the room
Don't believe everything you read...besides, there is a conspiracy around hear...it's stinky...like monster's glove. Trust me, it's bad.
That might have to be a user title or a cellar tagline
I'm so sorry we doubted you pam. I think I can help. What is your bank account number?
Funny fucker