I know that you are here...

So why won't you answer me?? And now you have chosen not to respond to me. Yet, I know that you have read what I have written for you. We both know it. I know that you do not think of me anymore. You are on your own now. And now I am alone and free...

I told everyone that I was happy to see you go - as you said that it was best for us both. So I did it. And now you take advantage of me because I care more than you. Yes, I suppose that is true...

It is your choice. It is no longer mine...for now. But I will stop chasing someday; and you will see that the girl you once had is no longer following you...and I hope you will be as sad as me...

I would have loved you forever...
Pam.

Pam, shush, now, honey. I get it. I might have loved you forever too, but your snatch smelled of turtles and your psychiatrist paid me off.

monster;724791 wrote:

Pam, shush, now, honey. I get it. I might have loved you forever too, but your snatch smelled of turtles and your psychiatrist paid me off.

well said.

plthijinx;724793 wrote:

well said.

No, I smell fine from what I've been told. I smell sweet. You are not him...so please do not try to be. He knows how I smell. Every woman has her own scent, and mine is sweet...

Always - Pam.

now as far as her snatch smelling like rotten turtles, oh oops just turtles, that is just so unappetizing! and i am hungry!

**joking!!! ffs!! i'm drunk posting!!!!! just joking!!!!!!

sweetheart i am the inequivalent to infinite monkey in the male sense. i have an extraordinarily odd sense of humor from the male perspective.


that being said. sit on my face and i'll tell you if you taste good.

plthijinx;724797 wrote:

sweetheart i am the inequivalent to infinite monkey in the male sense. i have an extraordinarily odd sense of humor from the male perspective.


that being said. sit on my face and i'll tell you if you taste good.

I often taste myself when I masturbate. I taste good; so there is no need for a second opinion; but thank you anyway...

I don't think Mr. Undertoad would be happy with your comments...

Pam.

UT doesn't care or give a damn what i think or say to you.

again. prove it. rfn. right fuckin now. you wont because you are an existing dweller that is to chicken shit to expose yourself.

plthijinx;724800 wrote:

again. prove it. rfn. right fuckin now. you wont because you are an existing dweller that is to chicken shit to expose yourself.

But I have never been to jail...

I will contact Mr. Undertoad about this circumtance!!!!!!

Please leave me alone!!!!

Pam.

Yes. Leave her alone. Don't look at her.

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helloooooo Emma.

How's thangs?

Uh huh. :eyebrow:

Brianna;724816 wrote:

helloooooo Emma.

How's thangs?

I am not Emma. Who is the Emma person I keep hearing of???
It is driving me nuts. Is she here? Please!... I deserve to know.

Bewildered,
Pam.

There's someone for everyone I guess.

Beest;724885 wrote:

There's someone for everyone I guess.

I would like to think that there is someone for everyone as well. But, I do not think that will be the case for me. It's just the way it has to be. And I understand that.

I was always a very sad child. When I was 16 I locked myself in my room for most of the summer. I just wanted to 'think.' I know I will never be normal. I accept that.

As far as the picture that you posted? That is not me...

Wishing you the best,
Pam.

Dearest Pam,
SHUT UP!

Sincerely,
Fish

FishHook004;724955 wrote:

Dearest Pam,
SHUT UP!

Sincerely,
Fish

Now again?? So have all of you decided to gang up on me?? I posted this thread for one reason, and one reason only. I thought HE might be on here, and I wanted him to know what I wrote for him.

I do believe he IS on here, and has seen my post for him. You don't have to read my posts if you do not wish care for me.

Take care-
Pam.

"He" aint here, girlie.

kerosene;724970 wrote:

"He" aint here, girlie.

How do you know??? Even I can't be totally sure. I see that you are from Colorado. I have never been there; but I know it is cold there.

You also have 'Rocky Mountain High' under your listed name. Some guy named John was from Denver and wrote that song. That I do know. But then he died because he was flying drunk. At least that is what my American roomate told me.

It is a beautiful song though...

Pam.

Yep, we have 6 feet of snow year round and everyone here skiis every weekend.

kerosene;724985 wrote:

Yep, we have 6 feet of snow year round and everyone here skiis every weekend.

I am not a big fan of snow, but it is pretty. This one time, I was in Times Square, and there were some tourists from some Tropical country, and they had never seen snow. And snow began falling and for the first time they saw it and went crazy. I had to assure them that the sky was not falling.

New experiences always excite me; and watching the tourists delight was really nice. It's times like these that we learn to live again!!!

Cheers to you kerosene!
Pam.

If you don't like snow, you wouldn't like my house. It is made of snow. That's what we do here. I think John from Denver sang about it once.

kerosene;724994 wrote:

If you don't like snow, you wouldn't like my house. It is made of snow. That's what we do here. I think John from Denver sang about it once.

Ha! Ha! Your post made me cheer up a bit!!! How much is your heating bill??

P.S. I know you are joking with me.

Pam!

I don't have central heating. That is no joke.

kerosene;724994 wrote:

If you don't like snow, you wouldn't like my house. It is made of snow. That's what we do here. I think John from Denver sang about it once.

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I live in Texas. I ride a horse everywhere I go, along with wearing cowgirl boots, a cowgirl hat and my 6shooters slung low around my hips.

Nirvana;724980 wrote:

Here he is

:D

morethanpretty;725138 wrote:

...I ride a horse everywhere I go, along with wearing cowgirl boots, a cowgirl hat and my 6shooters slung low around my hips.

That thar shore 'nuff paints a picture.

Gravdigr;725153 wrote:

That thar shore 'nuff paints a picture.

Next you'll be tellin me, "Save a horse, ride a cowboy." :rolleyes:

I live in England.
I wear a bowler hat, carry an umbrella and stop for tea at 3 o'clock every day.

Crikey, mate, ya'd be a dead-set drongo if ya didn't stop for a cuppa at three!

I live in Ohio. I wear...

Gee, nothing really defines us. I guess republican clothing and an astronaut hat and maybe some presidential shoes. And a smokestack. We have a lot of industry. Or used to.

Amish, maybe? I don't know.

foot, your link cracked me up.

Ooooh...German Baptist. I'll wear a coffee filter on my head.

:bolt:

These people tend to represent my part of Indiana.

They were arrested near my neighborhood. In fact, I think I may have witnessed part of it.

Pico I am disappointed with that offering.
At least tell me YOU have meth hair...?

LOL. Sorry I didn't follow the meme correctly.

Not sure if you ever saw the original meth hair posts, so you are forgiven x
It goes a little something like this.

infinite monkey;725246 wrote:

Ooooh...German Baptist. I'll wear a coffee filter on my head.

:bolt:

Are those the ones called Mennonites?

I don't know. We call them Dunkers. Well, a lot of people call them Dunkards. They can do a little more than the Amish as far as autos and such. We do have Amish around too.

In the US Being Human, the elder vampires (known as The Dutch) are a bunch of uber-traditionalists, who hang upside down in barns wrapped in cocoons, hiding amongst the Amish.

Vampires, Amish stylee...very scary.

Do they show up in giant groups at restaurants, get really demanding and then not tip their waitress? This happened to me in Kansas. I wasn't a fan of the local Mennonites.

Yonies. yo knees

oh, btw... you can blast the amish as much as you want online. they'll never see it. ha1!

gaadamn amish phuckers

jimhelm;725343 wrote:

oh, btw... you can blast the amish as much as you want online. they'll never see it. ha1!

gaadamn amish phuckers

How did this thread end up here?? It was posted for 'him,' and now it has become a whole different topic. What did I miss??

Pam.

I think you missed your own post where you said goodbye forever and all that shit

We have some Dunker families around here who are just gorgeous! The women! The men! They are just amazingly attractive people. I want to take his little straw hat off his head and show him the ways of the wild English. :lol:

I regret posting that. I just get very upset when I am misunderstood. If I could erase it I would. I know there is an option to delete, but do not know how to do it...

Pam.

OH, and I think he left for rumspringa, pam. :(

jimhelm;725343 wrote:

oh, btw... you can blast the amish as much as you want online. they'll never see it. ha1!

gaadamn amish phuckers

What goes clompety clomp clompety clomp clompety clomp BANG!?

Isnt it clompety clomp clompety clomp clompety clomp BANG! clompety clomp clompety clomp clompety clomp ?

Yeah, that's it! :p:

What? What?
I'm looking for punchlines I'm seeing none!

Bloody teases.

(drum roll)

An Amish drive-by shooting!!!!

(the crowd roars)

Ahahahah.

Bitch, you is on fire.

Whereas I am merely sweaty.
Thanks for the punchline Shaw.

Shouldn't it be clompety clomp clompety clomp clompety clomp TWANG! clompety clomp clompety clomp clompety clomp ?

ZenGum;726126 wrote:

Shouldn't it be clompety clomp clompety clomp clompety clomp TWANG! clompety clomp clompety clomp clompety clomp ?

Another post that is taken over...

When will it end??,
Pam.

do you want us to call you pensive pam or by your real name, vernell? i won't post your last name at this point.

Big Sarge;726137 wrote:

do you want us to call you pensive pam or by your real name, vernell? i won't post your last name at this point.

Sorry, but Vagatarian couldn't hold a candle to Pensive Pam, nor 1Sunshine... VAG is Vernell...and was a weak ass character. Give me best to Gorgeous Gams over there!!!

LOL!

clompety clomp clompety clomp clompety clomp clompety clomp SILENCE clompety clomp clompety clomp clompety clomp clompety clomp

A drive by shunning

footfootfoot;726653 wrote:

clompety clomp clompety clomp clompety clomp clompety clomp SILENCE clompety clomp clompety clomp clompety clomp clompety clomp

A drive by shunning

*sol*

monster;726660 wrote:

*sol*

What does *sol* stand for???

Pam.

snorted out loud, in this instance.

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monster;726663 wrote:

snorted out loud, in this instance.

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Ok. I understand now. why do you look so mean in your photo?? I did see your profile. ....

Pam

you should see it now... I changed it about half an hour ago. And.... because I am mean :)

Lol. The name's the giveaway.

DanaC;726699 wrote:

Lol. The name's the giveaway.

Hi Dana! Is that your real name?? What did u do for easter sunday???

Your friend,
Pam.

Well, it's one of my real names :-p

I had a pleasantl, calm and quiet easter. Time with family and friends, walk in woods with Pilau the Dog. Went watching the newest additions to a nwarby smallholding: lambs frolicking about and pestering the chickens. Had a chat with a donkey who was grazing in a little paddock near my house... In fairness I did most of the talking.

Spent some time helping mum figure out her new ipad :-)

Pretty groovy.

So how was your Easter?