A New Career For Wolf?
Post your suggestions here (preferably with images :D)
[COLOR="LightBlue"]I wanted to c&p wolf's face into these images, but gimp says no, so all y'all'll have to use your imaginations/do it for me. [/COLOR]
maybe we should have a poll when all the nominations are in? :lol:
Grape Stomper
Astronaut
Pizza Tossing Acrobat
Roller Derby Chick
Lion Tamer
based upon your last 19 years of work experience, aren't you qualified to be a zookeeper??
based upon your last 19 years of work experience, aren't you qualified to be a zookeeper??
dealing with crazy loony inmates? nah, she would be over qualified at the zoo! :p:
Roller Derby Chick! Roller Derby Chick!
Working with psych patients is, IMHO, soul-killing; at the very least soul-wounding.
I propose wolf work in some industry that promotes love and goodness and healing - how about alternative medicine?
Bouncer
Shooting instructor
Snake fearer
Bee charmer
Cowgirl
Madam
My bodyguard when I win the lottery
Writer
Madam was one of my originals, but I couldn't find a good pic....
Human Canonball ?
Motel desk clerk. It's just like Wolf's old job only without psychiatrists. You get looney's, drunks, schizophrenics, frequent police visits, and fights in the rooms. It probably doesn't pay as well, but there should be an opening around here soon!
Don't forget exciting opportunities in financial aid. You get all those things and a police force on site.
If I have to start hooking, I have already promised xoxoxoBruce an exclusive contract.
I'm liking a lot of the suggestions here.
I could be really good as a professional snake-fearer, and I have experience.
If I may add:
Tarot Card Reader/Mystic
Bartender (same job as I did, only with tips)
Professional Assassin
I vote assassin. I have a job for you. :)
You could be a ninja:
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Cat Herder:
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I got stuck in traffic and came up with:
school bus driver
tree sturgeon
cow orker
midwife
vacuum cleaner sales
mormon
Brazilian waxer
teen pop sensation
revolving door attendant
Disney hostess
midwife, is that like when you're the wife between, say...the first and third wives?
Has anyone mentioned those folks who insert bull's semen into, um, cows? Cow orker?
Marine Biologist? The way I understand you just need to get the golf balls out of the whale hole. Hey, is that a Titleist?
midwife, is that like when you're the wife between, say...the first and third wives?
No, you're confusing midwife and mormon there.
no the midwife is when you have your cwisis.
then it's perfect for wowf
do you ave a lee zahnce for zat minky?
no, but i have a leather paddle for it.
Bail bondswoman.
YES!
I can TOTALLY see wolf doing that - and LOVING it!
Inventor. I flat out know that Wolf can come up with something more useful than this.
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That's not real. That can't be real. :lol:
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I know it's uncool to say so - but I don't think Olivia Munn is funny. Or has any talent.
I have no idea who she is beyond a chick who sat on that awesome chair.
[QUOTE=Spexxvet;722935]Bouncer
Hey, I know that guy. He's worked security at 9:30 Club for like, forever.
I think wolf would make a great hockey goalie.....
I got stuck in traffic and came up with:
school bus driver
tree sturgeon
cow orker
midwife
vacuum cleaner sales
mormon
Brazilian waxer
teen pop sensation
revolving door attendant
Disney hostess
Motor vehicle impersonator (helping people walk through the drive-throughs)
French Benefit
How about just going solo and start your own personal counseling business?
Just identify nuts on the street! "There's one... there's one..."
dont forget the butterfly net !!
People will pay you a lot of money to listen to their shit problems... or you could just start your own....
You could be a gravedigger, a telemarketer, a pastry chef, a dog walker, the SEC is looking for people if you have a math background or a cpa. The army is looking for civilians too.
O don't forget life coach
Lady-in-Waiting to Princess Catherine
Easter Egg roller at the White House
Apostrophe Bomber
Shark feeder
Shark Jumper
Dolphin Questioner
C'mon, stop being lazy people! She still needs a new career. Wolf, you want to run security for my porn company? Or if you want a different position...
We're always hiring... ;)
Thank goodness the real Pam is posting! :thankyou: