Revenge ideas needed!
Let me preface this little story by telling you all that I am very well aware of the importance of being on time - especially if I am the one who is supposed to open up in the morning. I do not believe my ADHD gives me a "get out of jail free card" over this issue. If you would like to write an essay on how everyone needs to be prompt and not show up late, please start a new thread and post your thoughts there. However, if anyone has any tips on getting places on time, I'd love to see them!
OK. This morning I simply couldn't wake up. I am a night owl, and my adderall makes this situation worse. I can seldom fall asleep before 1:00am or 2:00am in the morning. If I have to get up at 6:30am, I am just a mess. I barely can crawl out of my bed, I drink my coffee and stare off into space, thinking about all sorts of things, none of which have anything to do with getting to work on time. I have caught myself falling back to sleep, sitting upright on the sofa, coffee cup in hand.
Well, today was one of those mornings, and I got to work 10 minutes late which made me 10 minutes late opening up the motel. About a half hour after I got there, the owner showed up to collect yesterday's cash and deposit it in the bank. Apparently Motel Maintenance Man (3M) had zipped out of his room (3M lives at the motel, so HE's never late for work), and told the owner that I was late and that a potential customer had come to the door and left because it was closed.
I have a VERY hard time swallowing 3M's story. Anything is possible, but in the 6 months I've worked here I have NEVER had a customer check in before 9:00am. And only a few people have come THAT early. Housekeeping doesn't even finish cleaning up the rooms until noon; check out time is at 11:00am. I have had to tell early bird customers to come back later when we will have a room ready for them.
So, I think 3M told the owner some fairy tale just so he could twist the knife in my back a little better. Personally, I never would report a co-worker for being 10 minutes late - even if they were relieving me of my shift. I want to do something really mean to 3M. I always knew he was a jerk, and now I know he is an asshole in addition.
Right now, I'm having lots of revenge fantasies and feeling very frustrated over my inability to be consistantly on time for stuff - especially work. Not a good start to the day.
So, I came to the experts - The Cellar! I need you guys to help me out with creative revenge fantasies - the meaner the better! :mad2::thepain::mad2:
Superglue his room door shut for a start. Get the lock changed while he's out
(Set your clocks fast. Works for me, even though I know they are fast it still jolts me out of the door when I look up and see we're late already)
be nice to him. befriend him. mean it.
put cling film over the toilet bowl
hide shrimp tails in the air conditioner
keep unfixing things he's fixed
put a banana in the tailpipe of his car
go into one unspecified room, take apart the sink faucet and break the O-ring between the hot and cold water. That'll keep him busy for months!
be nice to him. befriend him. mean it.
Oh, grasshopper, since when have you become a Zen master? Actually, up to now, I have always tried to be friendly with him and make small talk and comment on what a good job he's done on the bedbugs in room 4.
His response to this has been to knife me in the back. I know all that crap about right living and praying for your enemies, but I have no patience with someone whom I now know is all too willing to do their worst given the chance. In fact 3M just came into the office, and I was so cool toward him, his big ol' bushy beard froze. Fuck him.
Keep going, Monster!
go into one unspecified room, take apart the sink faucet and break the O-ring between the hot and cold water. That'll keep him busy for months!
needs to be his room
FTW (permanently) mail a bag of dope from him to the wrong person including an inculpatory note. Maybe the name on the package is john doe but the address is the local cop shop. The note might include the mention of owed $ for previous sales...
hide alarm clocks all over his room set to go off every hour in the night.
put rice krispies in his bed.
put ads on craigslist with his phone number for bargains and for young blonde exchange-student tourists looking for a local guide to show them the hotspots....
Fuck him in the ass and don't bother to thank him. Oh, wait, that's my revenge SEX idea.
;)
place an ad with his address and room # asking for suplliers of viagra and extra small condoms....
there are many things to be achieved with local free ads
report him dui anonymously
Tell us your deep dark secret but don't tell him...... :D
Amelie has a great revenge sequence, worth watching as there are too many things to list. Her technique was progressive.
You mean this? Loved that movie.
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this one
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I had the right movie but really didn't get to watch the clips as I'm up front today. Thanks! :)
Send 2 craigslist hookers to his room every night for the next month. He won't know whether to be happy or scared, but he'll definitely be confused.
well... If you're serious about this, you could always contract some nasty STDs and have unprotected sex with him?
Amelie has a great revenge sequence, worth watching as there are too many things to list. Her technique was progressive.
You mean this? Loved that movie.
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Oh you horrors! Guess what i'm wasting my afternoon watching?
I would just own up. Put yourself in his position.
What if it was you trying to explain why the place wasn't open yet.
Why take revenge on someone telling the truth? Accusing him of lying is just a way to excuse yourself.
It doesn't really matter if there was a person at the door or not. You were late.
Revenge idea. Tell him you are sorry you put him in that position. Watch his eyes pop out of his head.
Don't do it in passing. Stop him and look straight in his eyes. Then you'll know the truth.
ROFL "Nair in his shampoo..."
> Put a webcam in his bathroom, direct feed to the movie channel in the hotel or some suitable public feed. Mall? Diner? Internet?
> Apple smashed against lock opening so keyhole is full. If this has time to dry it is like superglue and untraceable. Someone did this to me in school and I had to cut off the lock. And DON'T SMASH AN iPOD, NOT THAT KIND OF APPLE!! haha
> Put some of your meds in his beer/whiskey whatever he drinks. Then when he isn't able to get up and is 10 minutes late, call your boss and say "is 3M off today? Haven't seen him...". If you are able, seed every drink he leaves laying around so that he falls asleep everywhere.
> Is he computer savvy? Does he use the comp at work? If he uses unique words, go into the dictionary and sub the word. i.e. in this feature, every time he types "Buddy" it comes out "Hairy arsehole" (I say unique so that you don't get someone else all freaked out). If you don't know the fix, it is completely baffling. I used to do this to people who fuck around on Facebook instead of working. The look on their face? PRICELESS
> Put an ad on the worst most twisted fetish board around town. "Horny handyman needs to be spanked"... etc.
> Cut a hole from his room to the next room. When that room's renter sees the hole they will go MENTAL. I know a guy who did this in a frat house and he almost got beaten to death by a girl's BF.
> File the tips off all his keys. Doesn't have to be much, take the point off and he's screwed if the lock is remotely new.
^^ In no order, and money is no object. All I could come up with on short notice, and haven't touched his car yet. I am going to assume you tried the carrot, and he is still a fucking asshole. So now the stick? Sometimes a person has to fight fire with fire.
I have had several of these pussies in my work life, and it is tough. These people are the epitome of cocksucker. They have some imagined hardon for you and this is the result.
If anything, your boss should have said "well, 3M, he may have been late but did you at least ask said customer to wait for 5 min?" He is so eager to stab you in the back he is screwing over his boss. I worked for a guy once who was right in the face of these jerks that have nothing better to do than throw sticks in other's wheels. He'd rip THEM a new one and make it quite clear that it isn't Grade 4 anymore.
Oh you horrors! Guess what i'm wasting my afternoon watching?
Great, huh?
And Amelie knows how to use wire cutters. :lol:
I would just own up. Put yourself in his position.
What if it was you trying to explain why the place wasn't open yet.
Why take revenge on someone telling the truth? Accusing him of lying is just a way to excuse yourself.
It doesn't really matter if there was a person at the door or not. You were late.
THIS
I would just own up. Put yourself in his position.
What if it was you trying to explain why the place wasn't open yet.
Why take revenge on someone telling the truth? Accusing him of lying is just a way to excuse yourself.
It doesn't really matter if there was a person at the door or not. You were late.
Please read the OP. Thank you. :rtfm:
did you really expect people to follow instructions?
I did.
IM you are bad
now it's 4:30 and I've done sweet FA all day. I want revenge.
Place a new weird object on his toilet tank every day. ladies' knickers, can of dog food, photo of someone he doesn't know.....
hang the clothes other punters leave behind in his shower.
turn all his clocks back an hour
shake itching powder in his underwear drawer
put mayonnaise in his shoes
put a police wanted notice in the reception area with his picture on it.
turn all the drawers in his dresser upside down
glue pairs of googly eyes everywhere in his room (I always feel like, somebody's watching me..... :lol:)
put fake video cameras on all his ceilings
You may need industrial rubber gloves and a gas mask for some of these.....
Sew the bottoms of his pants together and the cuffs in his sweaters.
Cut the toes out of all his socks, or better still cut out smiley faces
Draw underwear on all the models in his pron stash, or cut out clothes from the Sears catalog and stick them on.
Get in touch with the local mormons and tell him you're worried for his soul, you think he's considering suicide and they may be able to help....
Stir Jello into the toilet tank (red is probably best)
Draw penises on all the lightbulbs in his room
I did.
IM you are bad
now it's 4:30 and I've done sweet FA all day. I want revenge.
You've done Financial Aid all day? Me too! You can come help me tomorrow. :)
Actually getting out of here at lunch tomorrow because I am working an off-campus recruiting event on Saturday. YAY, beer by noon-thirty. ;)
Greatest revenge tool EVAH: Great Stuff Expanding Foam Sealant.
Run the little hose on the can all the way around the seam around the car door. Fill it.
Stick the hose through the spokes in the wheels of the car. Fill 'em.
House doors, refrigerator, bunghole, computer case, side of the house, etc., etc., etc.
Use your imagination, the possibilities are literally endless. Well, until you run out of Great Stuff, anyway.
Anywhere that hose goes, is fukt.
You mean this? Loved that movie.
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Oooooh, I loved that movie, too. And you've given me a wonderful idea for revenge. What motel doesn't offer "FREE CABLE TV"? Heh, heh, heh! *EVIL laugh*
I can see it now: It's a busy Saturday night. The motel is jammed with guests. Sam sneaks around back and plays the role of Amelie in the Great Cable Disaster. She disconnects the cable and then replaces it just as the cable guy arrives. Huh? No problem.
Sam does it again. And again. Unknowningly, 3 M guy plays the supporting role in this drama. "Call maintenance!" 3 M guy goes insane.
did you really expect people to follow instructions?
On the CELLAR!? Of course not. That's why I posted here for revenge ideas in the first place. I've never found a more clever group of social outlaws anywhere else on the Net, so far. ;)
> Apple smashed against lock opening so keyhole is full. If this has time to dry it is like superglue and untraceable. Someone did this to me in school and I had to cut off the lock. And DON'T SMASH AN iPOD, NOT THAT KIND OF APPLE!! haha
> Put some of your meds in his beer/whiskey whatever he drinks. Then when he isn't able to get up and is 10 minutes late, call your boss and say "is 3M off today? Haven't seen him...". If you are able, seed every drink he leaves laying around so that he falls asleep everywhere.
The apple thing is another great idea for a motel. I plan to implement it as quick as I can get to the grocery to buy some apples.
And I love the thought of ODing him on adderall which - yes, Virginia - is mixed AMPHETAMINE salts. Rapid heartbeat. Headache. Feels like a freight train going 180mph with no brakes. CAN'T SLEEP! 60mg won't kill him, but if he doesn't know what he's taken, he's in for a very exciting day in a very bad way. Heh, heh, heh.
I did.
IM you are bad
now it's 4:30 and I've done sweet FA all day. I want revenge.
Place a new weird object on his toilet tank every day. ladies' knickers, can of dog food, photo of someone he doesn't know.....
hang the clothes other punters leave behind in his shower.
turn all his clocks back an hour
shake itching powder in his underwear drawer
put mayonnaise in his shoes
put a police wanted notice in the reception area with his picture on it.
Your suggestions have kept me laughing all day. I'm sure I can find ways to incorporate at least a few of them in my general scheme of revenge.
And thanks to EVERYONE for all your terrific ideas. As many as actually possible will be implemented. I have endless time on my hands at that motel. Especially when I get to work from 8:00am (OK, 8:10am) to 10:00pm. The majority of people check in from around 5:00pm to 9:00pm. This gives me 10 hours with not much to do - until now. I will report back here and let you all know the results.
Fear not. 3M man will not be physically harmed. Despite the temptation to carry out a few of the more radical suggestions, no motel property (except for key-holes) will be damaged.
3M guy is just gonna wish he was never born.
And finally, I just love the following. I'm ordering it today. :eek:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/b278/
And even if I end up not doing any of this stuff (although I really may do one or two), the fantasies kept me smiling my entire shift!
Oh thank fuck for that. I was beginning to think that all y'all were taking me too seriously to have a laugh!
If he has beers in his fridge, pinhole and drain them and put them back.
Put an embarrassing bumper sticker on his truck (?honk if you think I'm pretty....)
If you have a lobby restroom that punters can use in an emergency, block every room toilet you can (preferably with something embarrassing for 3M to fish out)
OK ways not to be late.
Set your clocks a little ahead.
Work out as much as you can -gets you to bed earlier and you sleep more soundly. It doesn't have to be an official workout, just get some physical exercise. Stuck behind a desk bored? do squats. Or something.
Have two alarms -one that goes off 10 minutes before you really need to get up.
Find a way to nap at work when nothing is happening.
I would love to be able to do curls or pushups or something at work, but i sweat at the drop of a hat... and i don't stop for like an hour..... it would cost too much in dry cleaning.
Anyone else think Monster is a bit too adept at these suggestions? :eyebrow:
:bolt:
What?
Anyone else think Monster is a bit too adept at these suggestions? :eyebrow:
:bolt:
yup.
I would just own up. Put yourself in his position.
What if it was you trying to explain why the place wasn't open yet.
Why take revenge on someone telling the truth? Accusing him of lying is just a way to excuse yourself.
It doesn't really matter if there was a person at the door or not. You were late.
This.
Quit pointing the finger at other people as a way of avoiding responsibility.
Whether your "theory" is right or wrong (and there is no way of knowing), it offers NOTHING constructive for you to move forward with. You're spinning your wheels. You'll never get anywhere in life with this shitty, excuse-making attitude. Am I making myself clear?
This.
Quit pointing the finger at other people as a way of avoiding responsibility.
Whether your "theory" is right or wrong (and there is no way of knowing), it offers NOTHING constructive for you to move forward with. You're spinning your wheels. You'll never get anywhere in life with this shitty, excuse-making attitude. Am I making myself clear?
Dingdingding... and Flint for the win.
Don't misunderstand, I'm not condemning you for being late. Shit happens, I've certainly been late a few times myself, but suck it up and realize only you control your actions so it is your fault you were late. It may be someone else's fault you were caught, but you wouldn't be at the mercy of someone else's motives if you hadn't made the mistake to begin with.
This.
Quit pointing the finger at other people as a way of avoiding responsibility.
Whether your "theory" is right or wrong (and there is no way of knowing), it offers NOTHING constructive for you to move forward with. You're spinning your wheels. You'll never get anywhere in life with this shitty, excuse-making attitude.
offs. regain your sense of fun, your kids will thank you. this thread is not about career advice.
Take a hot bath, as hot as you can stand, about 30 mins before bed. The heat is supposed to help release chemicals in your brain to help you sleep. Also get an essential oil scent you like ( I use a lavender and lemon blend) put it in a spray bottle with some water. As you are going to bed, spray some onto a tissue and place in your pillow case. As you do say out loud, "this will help me sleep", and mean it! Do it every night. After a few weeks, that scent will be a trigger for you to be tired, and get a better nights sleep. I have Fibromyalgia and this honestly worked for me.
I stand by what I said.
good. now chill and have some off-duty fun.
And so monster commandeth...
And there goes levity... :bolt:
And there goes levity... :bolt:
STFU This R SRS thread. Sam needs moar chastisement.....
Revenge idea # 264
Fuck something up real bad then play all friendly with M3 and give him Flint's # as the helpline....
:lol:
...or recommend lookout123 as a financial advisor....
I am one of the most revengeful-mo-fo's you will ever meet. Send me your problems....
she did. we await your suggestions
Suggetion #1. Shoot yourself and put the issue behind you.
This.
Quit pointing the finger at other people as a way of avoiding responsibility.
Whether your "theory" is right or wrong (and there is no way of knowing), it offers NOTHING constructive for you to move forward with. You're spinning your wheels. You'll never get anywhere in life with this shitty, excuse-making attitude. Am I making myself clear?
Read my OP. Thank you. :rtfm:
Suggetion #1. Shoot yourself and put the issue behind you.
Well, aren't you in a charming mood this evening. I'll take it under advisement. :right:
You just can't take "revenge" issues to seriously. Well that or take them very serious and take bold action. Most people just don't have the balls to actually do that. So my suggestion is merely tongue in cheek.
Suggetion #1. Shoot yourself and put the issue behind you.
is revenge how? you fail
Reverse revenge. No one wins.
You just can't take "revenge" issues to seriously. Well that or take them very serious and take bold action. Most people just don't have the balls to actually do that. So my suggestion is merely tongue in cheek.
Right. Do you see much "seriously" in this thread?
I wouldn't even slice you thinly and use you to wipe my butt if I found you dead in the forest
Revenge idea # 264
Fuck something up real bad then play all friendly with M3 and give him Flint's # as the helpline....
:lol:
LMAO Flint and 3M - the deadly duo.
I stand by what I said.
This is Revenge. Character Building is down the hall. :reaper:
Right. Do you see much "seriously" in this thread?
I wouldn't even slice you thinly and use you to wipe my butt if I found you dead in the forest
That is cool. I feel the same about most people in general.
Dingdingding... and Flint for the win.
Don't misunderstand, I'm not condemning you for being late. Shit happens, I've certainly been late a few times myself, but suck it up and realize only you control your actions so it is your fault you were late. It may be someone else's fault you were caught, but you wouldn't be at the mercy of someone else's motives if you hadn't made the mistake to begin with.
Please read the OP. Thank you. :rtfm:
I can't give you any advice on getting to work on time :(. I've set my clocks ahead, I get used to it and ignore it. Set my alarm 10min early, i just hit snooze, and if I disable snooze...thats even worse, I convince myself I can just close my eyes for 5min and wake myself up. I usually get to work just on time just because I skip doing things like flossing and eating.
Revenge ideas, hmm...I'm not really a "revenge" person. I just seethe for awhile and avoid the person. I would just make sure not to do anything you can get in legal trouble for, like the meds in the drink if it can get traced back to you can get you in trouble for drugging another person.
living well is the best revenge, or so I'm told.
A kid in our HS just hung herself yesterday and died. It is very sad. The HS is devastated. The community has no idea how to cope. This whole thread brought to the surface my feelings about suicide as a form of revenge. In my oldest child's class, who is now 24, she had a male classmate hung himself in the back yard of his parents home because he was gay and harassed at school. Or so the story goes. Where does it end. When does revenge become punishment?
http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/savannah/obituary.aspx?n=sydney-layne-sanders&pid=150073732Exactly why you shouldn't recommend suicide, even as a joke.
FFS can we get back to the fun? this was a great thread before the wankers weighed in.
And suddenly I'm inspired further..\
infuse both side of his bogroll (=TP) with white school glue....
Exactly why you shouldn't recommend suicide, even as a joke.
FFS can we get back to the fun? this was a great thread before the wankers weighed in.
Oh, thanks there Moo....
yw. try to leave the assholishness at home in future.
You try to leave the Judgementaliholishness at Home as well....
Sam,
rip him a new one then suggest Merc as his anaethestist when they stitch him up
:p:
Couldn't bother. Unless of course he can pay the bill. Otherwise bleed to death.
FFS can we get back to the fun? this was a great thread before the wankers weighed in.
Thank you!
(Winning... ;))
Sorry for being one of Moo's Wankers! Carry on Moo....
@ Monster: “Ride down the face of a tsunami and tell me you don't feel bitchin'." - Charlie Sheen :D
Sorry, feeling a bit raw after a beautiful teen committed sewercide..... My bad for taking it out on this thread.
I have done a couple of revenge acts in my life. Both on cheating arseholes who deserved it.
The first one was for a friend of mine. Her b/f was cheating on her, and she was pissed off about it, so my plan was as follows.
I called him up and told him he'd won a car in a lottery and gave him a bogus address to go to in order to pick it up on Saturday. On Monday I called him again and asked him why he didn't show...blah blah blah...gave him another bogus address for the next weekend and the dumb shit showed up again.
The irony is that his car was stolen a couple of weeks later. He asked my friend if she'd had anything to do with it. She broke up with him.
The second time was when a friend of mine slept with a man I'd broken up with litterally hours previously. I can tell you I was pissed off and he still had stuff at my place, so first thing I did was throw all his stuff (and anything of hers) onto the footpath. I then called him and told him he might like to come and get it sooner rather than later. Then I called my friends mother (whom she lived with) and suggested she might like to ask her daughter who she brought home last night.
A couple of weeks later, my friend wanted to be friends again and said this bloke wasn't worth it, but I was still pissed off, so I told her she'd have to call him and tell him I was beeing mean to her, and get him to come to another friends house. So she did. When she picked him up (his car had been repossessed) he was wearing boxer shorts and a tshirt. They pulled up out front and my friend went into the house (where a nasty bitey dog lived who wouldn't let people he didn't know inside) and waited while I told the ex what shithead he'd been, and then went into the house.
He stood on the footpath for a while, and eventually had to walk himself home in bare feet.
It was a long walk.
eta: both of these situations caused no physical harm to anyone involved, and made me laugh my head off. I wasn't very understanding in my younger days. I don't think I'd do things like that nowdays even though things went pretty well back then. I mostly don't have the same imagination to think up these sorts of things now. lol
Sorry, feeling a bit raw after a beautiful teen committed sewercide..... My bad for taking it out on this thread.
It is absolutely devastating for the whole community when things like this happen. I'm sorry you all have to deal with it. xx
It has been very difficult. She hung herself. Tragic. A beautiful child. Thanks for understanding.
@ Merc: What Aliantha said.
I just sort of skipped over your post, and it didn't really sink until now. I've been a bit self involved today, needless to say. Very sorry you went through that. Maybe discuss it in another thread where people could pick up on it better?
I haven't done any acts of revenge, but I have pulled my fair share of practical jokes.
It comes down to what kind of harm are you willing to inflict, and how much time do you have.
Consult with
George Hayduke. The man knows his stuff.
What a cocksucker to drop you in it like that. Not that I am advocating vengeance and fury, naturally, but an anonymous tip to the police about a strange man who seems to be buying crate loads of peroxide hair products and from whose apartment can be smelt strange chemical smells might have an interesting effect...
Is revenge really worth it? Why not try to talk to him? Let him know how you feel and you might find out he did it out of anger. He might be mad for you having slighted him, without you even realizing
That's an excellent point a'moo
Is revenge really worth it? Why not try to talk to him? Let him know how you feel and you might find out he did it out of anger. He might be mad for you having slighted him, without you even realizing
He very well may have done it out of anger, although I can't think of anything I did to him - up to last Thursday, anyhow. He loses his temper easily. In fact Domino's Pizza will no longer deliver to the motel at all because of a run-in between a delivery person and 3M TWO years ago! 3M feels life has treated him unfairly (join the club, buddy), and he also very insecure.
There are some people you can talk to, and some you can't. 3M is one of the ones you can't. I pulled a minor prank on him which didn't cause any permanent harm, but did give him a few hours extra work. And I got over my resentment. Life goes on.
Put Nair in his shampoo.
no, no, no... you put Nair in his CONDITIONER....
no, no, no... you put Nair in his CONDITIONER....
mybad.
....do you think 3M actually washes it... :eek:
What a cocksucker to drop you in it like that.
No, only
allegedly. Remember, we don't know that this guy actually did anything. And even if he did, he didn't do anything wrong.
I was going to have an opinion in this thread but my best friend's brother's wife broke her toenail. I didn't want to take it out on the community. :mecry:
Wait. What?
No, only allegedly. Remember, we don't know that this guy actually did anything. And even if he did, he didn't do anything wrong.
There you go, dragging facts into it again. You know, facts are meaningless - you could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
There are to many factwhores out there.
There are to many factwhores out there.
If you can't say anything nice and fluffy, don't say anything at all :mad:
Just because the facts are scantily clad does not make them whores and who the fuck are you to be judging any way?
No, only allegedly. And even if he did, he didn't do anything wrong.
He told the boss that because Sam was late, the hotel lost potential customers.
If there were no potential customers, then that means he lied to his boss. I'd say that's wrong.
FACTS? I'll show you facts. You just wait, you, 'til 2012.
somearticleaboutsomethingstupid@i'maretiredasshole.com
There are to many factwhores out there.
My remark was not intended to be a factual statement, but rather to illustrate that Planned Parenthood, an organization that receives millions of dollars in taxpayer funding, does subsidize abortions.
:D
My remark was not intended to be a factual statement, but rather to illustrate that Planned Parenthood, an organization that receives millions of dollars in taxpayer funding, does subsidize abortions.
:D
Your remark isn't your remark, it's just your remark. Now those remarkwhores, with their spending remarks like remarkwhores...their another story.
remarkable. Like a whiteboard. Unless you use Sharpies on it. That's a fact.
He told the boss that because Sam was late, the hotel lost potential customers. If there were no potential customers, then that means he lied to his boss. I'd say that's wrong.
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Just because the facts are scantily clad does not make them whores and who the fuck are you to be judging any way?
I'm sorry, but those facts were asking for it.
There are to many factwhores out there.
Please deliver There are to:
many factwhores
out there, usa
If I wanted your facts I'd acts for them.
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We're not so much a kangaroo court as an infinite monkey court.
I just popped in as court jester, I got nuttin' to do with the facts, ma'am.
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there's no if in what's the fuckin' difference. Well in-so-far as I'm just remarking about it, obviously......
My remark was not intended to be a factual statement, but rather to illustrate that Planned Parenthood, an organization that receives millions of dollars in taxpayer funding, does subsidize abortions.
:D
Fuck me, that's the funniest thing I've read all week.
You're on truly excellent form recently Bri.
