Fuck off!

monster • Mar 23, 2011 11:46 pm
It just needed to be said.

As you were.
ZenGum • Mar 23, 2011 11:55 pm
[/FUCK]
glatt • Mar 24, 2011 8:21 am
ZenGum;718278 wrote:
[/FUCK]


*snort*
Trilby • Mar 24, 2011 8:25 am
I have a sore throat and IT can fuck off.
infinite monkey • Mar 24, 2011 9:11 am
Me too Bri.

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck off fucker fucking fuck fuck fuck.

And fuck it!
Spexxvet • Mar 24, 2011 9:25 am
Me three. A liitle better today.
monster • Mar 24, 2011 9:47 am
Still no fucking passports.

My apologies to those who are offended by the title. Not sincere ones, but, you know.....

Apart from that it's all good.
monster • Mar 24, 2011 10:00 am
I just really enjoyed that I was posting in this thread while talking to the IRS on the phone :D

(actually they were very helpful, but I still enjoyed it)
monster • Mar 24, 2011 10:01 am
Now, do I suck up the $1/minute on top of the international phone call rate to attempt find out where the fuck my passports are that I was charged for weeks ago, or have I used up all my good call center karma for the day by having a productive one minute call with the IRS?
glatt • Mar 24, 2011 10:02 am
monster;718329 wrote:
Still no fucking passports.


Is it British or US bureaucrats harshing your buzz?

Edit: Never mind. I see it's the UK.
footfootfoot • Mar 24, 2011 10:20 am
monster;718333 wrote:
Now, do I suck up the $1/minute on top of the international phone call rate to attempt find out where the fuck my passports are that I was charged for weeks ago, or have I used up all my good call center karma for the day by having a productive one minute call with the IRS?


get skype. they have a plan where you call call land and cell phones. it's really cheap, quick, etc

what do you call a passport with no legs and no genitals?

still, no fucking passport.
monster • Mar 24, 2011 10:20 am
Right. They charge extra because we're overseas, then they outsource the complaints/info process who demand that you pay to talk to them and chances are they know fuck all because they're not the company doing the actual damn processing. I've paid near $300 for these passports and i have to pay $1.50ish per freaking minute so someone can tell me either they're going to make it or their not or they're lost but then they won't be able to actually do anything about it because they're not the people doing the processing?
monster • Mar 24, 2011 10:22 am
footfootfoot;718336 wrote:
get skype. they have a plan where you call call land and cell phones. it's really cheap, quick, etc

what do you call a passport with no legs and no genitals?

still, no fucking passport.


The international phone call won't be very high, but the $1/minute is on top of that -direct to the people you're talking to, just for them to talk to you. You have to have a credit card handy when you phone.
Trilby • Mar 24, 2011 10:36 am
because infinte monkey and spexx have sore throats I feel less lonely about mine.

And - did we three kiss each other or what?
infinite monkey • Mar 24, 2011 10:38 am
I don't remember that, but who knows? ;)
Spexxvet • Mar 24, 2011 10:56 am
Cyber french kiss threesome .... my first!
infinite monkey • Mar 24, 2011 10:57 am
You're a lucky, lucky man. ;)
Pete Zicato • Mar 24, 2011 12:09 pm
I bought the video. It's pretty hot.
monster • Mar 24, 2011 12:14 pm
You coulda just downloaded it from ewtube
Spexxvet • Mar 24, 2011 12:15 pm
infinite monkey;718354 wrote:
You're a lucky, lucky man. ;)


I am.
infinite monkey • Mar 24, 2011 12:26 pm
I don't know. Besides the throat, my ears hurt like hell, my head has a sick throbbing that is making me sick to my stomach. I'm dizzy and disoriented. I think I need to eat something.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Pete Zicato • Mar 24, 2011 12:44 pm
Lemon drops will help with the sore throat. ibuprofen will help with the pounding head. And extra sleep will help with the rest.
glatt • Mar 24, 2011 12:46 pm
And lunch will help too.
infinite monkey • Mar 24, 2011 12:47 pm
Pete Zicato;718401 wrote:
Lemon drops will help with the sore throat. ibuprofen will help with the pounding head. And extra sleep will help with the rest.


I have Halls with lemon. I can get some ibuprofen. And I did sleep for a day and half (well, not all the time, I read books too.) I feel like I should pour hot water in my ears though. Relieve the pressure or something. Will be in bed EARLY tonight. :)

Thanks buddy.
Pete Zicato • Mar 24, 2011 1:06 pm
glatt;718403 wrote:
And lunch will help too.


One big happy family!

:grouphug:
infinite monkey • Mar 24, 2011 1:17 pm
:)

Lunch made me sleepier.

That's OK, I've got a lot on my plate this afternoon (pun only slightly intended) so between that and the Cellar my adrenaline will keep me going until 5 o'clock. :blush:

And the thoughts of a hot bath will keep me going until I actually get home. Errands. Crap.
Sundae • Mar 24, 2011 5:24 pm
FUCK OFF to the people who have let me down this week.
Fuck you all. I wish you nothing more than that you suffer the same irritation and frustration I did.
Fuckers.
TheMercenary • Mar 24, 2011 10:33 pm
Fuck is such a great word.
Trilby • Mar 25, 2011 11:32 am
infinite monkey;718395 wrote:
I don't know. Besides the throat, my ears hurt like hell, my head has a sick throbbing that is making me sick to my stomach. I'm dizzy and disoriented...
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


me, too! I've the very same thing. I feel like hell.

All achy. I want to LIVE in a cup of hot tea.
infinite monkey • Mar 25, 2011 1:12 pm
Brianna;718614 wrote:
me, too! I've the very same thing. I feel like hell.

All achy. I want to LIVE in a cup of hot tea.


Me too. That hot bath helped for about 15 minutes. And today people are unreasonable (last minute stuff) and my head it does throb and throat it does hoarse and my eyes they do water. But, four more hours (beauty of Friday is that we close at 5.) Sigh.

That and life is just so much fun with so much stuff to look forward to every single day I can barely contain my enthusiasm which threatens to bubble over and contaminate large areas causing rainbows to ray and flowers to sprout and birds to take wing and butterflies to break the chains of their coccoon and flutter happiness over all the little children.

Or...FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU :evil3:
Tulip • Mar 25, 2011 1:44 pm
Poor Monkey. I hope you can rest over the weekend and things get better soon. :)
Pete Zicato • Mar 25, 2011 3:50 pm
infinite monkey;718648 wrote:
And today people are unreasonable (last minute stuff)

I suppose it would be out of line to tell the students to fuck off?
infinite monkey • Mar 25, 2011 3:52 pm
Pete Zicato;718686 wrote:
I suppose it would be out of line to tell the students to fuck off?


Ha! Believe it or not they luvz me. My inner angry person has no bearing on my pristine customer skills. But wow I can't wait to turn off the crap. I'll scowl all the way home. :lol:

Thanks tulip and Pete. :)
Spexxvet • Mar 25, 2011 4:00 pm
Mine started on the 14th. I feel much better, today. Didn't need to take pain killers.