Respond to the Dwellar two posts above
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I will make it easier by making a second post. Therefore, the poster after the second post will be responding to this post. Can you keep up? Is this confusing? Well, ch'yeah.
This post was posted to post a post about posting above the previous post. Proceed with caution.
It's a roundabout robin kind of game. I'll be robin. ;)
What does ch'yeah rhyme with?
And all this time I thought those were just underoos! ;)
Grass. Head. Pot.
I see a connection.
Under whose underoos? I would think underoos is not a safe place to be -they're pretty heavy and have quite a kick, I've heard.
Yeah, they all connect to chia pets. I prefer cats.
Joey was a playground insult implying mentally retarded in the UK when I was a kid
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joey_DeaconTo someone who wasn't proficient in English, it would have seemed like the mentally retarded were labeled young kangaroos and you were labeled a young goat!
Bacon's goooood. Pork chops are gooooood.
Damn furreners! :rolleyes:
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker.
kids and joeys are furry, but I wouldn't used them as a dam -they'd run away.
My little preemie calf looks like a goat/kid She can walk thru the entrance of a large igloo doghouse. 23 inches tall.
A fruit pie is not better or worse than a vegetable pie, they're just different.
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Ummmmmmm. No.
Veggie pies don't have sugar in them....?
It's amazing the legs ee cummings poems have! I LOVE that poem. Of course, I like any poem that has a goat-footed balloon man in it.
Is a chocolate pie a pie at all? Shepherd's pie is not.
Poetry is a wank (been waiting ages to say that :D)
[COLOR="LemonChiffon"]..apart from Mario Benedetti's[/COLOR]
How many shepherds do you generally put in a shepherds pie?
Mario Andretti?
Wasn't he a race car driver?
Shepherds are kinda stringy so I usually substitute tinkers or hobos at the rate of 1.5 pounds for a deep dish pie.
And a fine one at that. And he was from Nazareth. Came in second once.
Do you need to presoak the hobos are do you just throw them in like they are?
thereby demonstrating his amazing talent.
I presoak them in the Detroit river.
which was given but one chance.
Our's used to come pre-marinated but they raised the tax on hard liquor.
which was given but one chance.
One chance in a million is better than two in the bush. Or something.
I had moules mariniere Sunday.
They were soaked in white wine.
I couldn't tell you about hard drinks tax though.
I was always told liquor in the front, poker in the back.
A million, a billion, a trillion. Might as well be gas money.
What's a "moules"? Liquor is a great (social) lubricant, too!
No-one pays that sort of money for my gas
What's a "moules"? Liquor is a great (social) lubricant, too!
When the moon hits the sky like a big pizza pie, that's a moules.
Your gas must be sub-par. Try more fiber.
So, it's like a moon pie, then?
The best source I can think of for fiber is the shell, or bran, of grains. I'm sure there is fiber in other stuff, like fruits and veggies, but you can't beat bran. It tastes dry, but that's only because it's absorbing water like crazy. Which is the whole point, and why you are supposed to eat lots of fiber and drink lots of water.
Does it count if you let your bran and grains ferment and then drink them??
I disagree. I think it was considerably less more than when it was more more. If you work out the algorithm you would find that the more less is cancelled out by the less less more of now. Conversely, one cannot extrapolate the seemingly foregone conclusion that more less is less than less more.
Fermented brains count even more.
More or less.
being baffled
and delayed,
I will drink more
and worry less.
The Regular–The Art of the Fiber Cocktail: A History
The wheel.
The printing press.
The theory of relativity.
The Polio vaccine.
Every once in a long while a spark of brilliance glows so ardently as to turn the flame of mortal imagination into the conflagration of human progress. Today friends, I shall tell you of such a spark–an earth-shattering idea with societal, technological, geopolitical, and gastronomical implications beyond the wildest dreams of its humble architects. I speak of course, of the Fiber Cocktail.
The Regular
Ingredients
2oz Vodka
1/2 tsp Metamucil or other fiber suppliment
1 Crystal brandy snifter
Directions
Pour the Vodka into the snifter
With a spoon, add the Metamucil
With quick flicks of the wrist, continuously swirl the vodka fiber mix around in a clockwise motion (or counterclockwise if you’re in the southern hemisphere) so that the two parts become incorporated. Do not stop swirling or the contents will separate immediately. When the ingredients are fully mixed, make one great big swirl of the glass that ends at your mouth, drinking the the whole mixture while it’s still moving.
Drink More, Worry Less™
Ima sell that to a liquor company.
Sure, you know how when you plug a watermelon with a bottle of vodka? Eating drunken zombie heads will produce the same result as eating that watermelon. Therefore, the head-eaters become the head-eatees.
[Strike]You'll[/Strike] I'll make millions.
That's a recursive feedback loop reiterating itself endlessly all over again and again repetitively ad infinitum for ever and ever. . .
Twinkies Mhhhhh ,
Now Losing SuziQ,s THAT JUST AINT RIGHT !!!!!!!
Would you please recapitulate again.
Wait! How can you respond to yourself? There oughta be a law... :eyebrow:
Well, fine. Two can play at this game!
But you could only do that through a pragmatic approach to business accounting practices,
which involved so many eclectic rules there was no theoretical or academic support.
So you're sayin' he might need an athletic supporter to hold things together.
Well, yeah...but someone still has to be the banker.
And none of this 'fines go in free parking' shit.
I don't think I've ever tried parking shit, whether it was free or not.
Oops, sorry. Missed the speech marks.
Have you tried eating shit? Euell Gibbons said many parts are edible!
So spake me like Sheldon is watching
yes, it's impossible to swim in it as much as I do and not get some on the inside when I'm covered with it on the outside. EG's right, it's edible, just not digestible.
And he said be fruity and multiply.