Respond to the Dwellar two posts above

Shawnee123 • Mar 16, 2011 10:36 am
Do not respond to the post immediately before you, or last on the list. Only respond to the post above the last post.

Here are the rules:

NEVER respond in any way to the post above you.

ALWAYS respond ONLY to the post above the post you are not to respond to.

I will make it easier by making a second post. Therefore, the poster after the second post will be responding to this post. Can you keep up? Is this confusing? Well, ch'yeah.
Shawnee123 • Mar 16, 2011 10:38 am
This post was posted to post a post about posting above the previous post. Proceed with caution.

It's a roundabout robin kind of game. I'll be robin. ;)
monster • Mar 16, 2011 1:56 pm
What does ch'yeah rhyme with?
glatt • Mar 16, 2011 2:08 pm
I'm Batman.
Pico and ME • Mar 16, 2011 2:10 pm
These...
Shawnee123 • Mar 16, 2011 2:15 pm
And all this time I thought those were just underoos! ;)
infinite monkey • Mar 16, 2011 5:00 pm
Grass. Head. Pot.

I see a connection.
monster • Mar 16, 2011 5:47 pm
Under whose underoos? I would think underoos is not a safe place to be -they're pretty heavy and have quite a kick, I've heard.
SamIam • Mar 16, 2011 9:38 pm
Yeah, they all connect to chia pets. I prefer cats.
footfootfoot • Mar 16, 2011 10:02 pm
Joey to the world!
jimhelm • Mar 16, 2011 10:31 pm
...cooked in?
monster • Mar 16, 2011 11:09 pm
Joey was a playground insult implying mentally retarded in the UK when I was a kid

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joey_Deacon
casimendocina • Mar 17, 2011 4:36 am
...bacon fat.
sexobon • Mar 17, 2011 5:44 am
To someone who wasn't proficient in English, it would have seemed like the mentally retarded were labeled young kangaroos and you were labeled a young goat!
infinite monkey • Mar 17, 2011 8:22 am
Bacon's goooood. Pork chops are gooooood.
SamIam • Mar 17, 2011 10:00 am
Damn furreners! :rolleyes:
footfootfoot • Mar 17, 2011 10:01 am
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker.
monster • Mar 17, 2011 11:19 am
kids and joeys are furry, but I wouldn't used them as a dam -they'd run away.
infinite monkey • Mar 17, 2011 12:19 pm
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Nirvana • Mar 17, 2011 1:36 pm
My little preemie calf looks like a goat/kid She can walk thru the entrance of a large igloo doghouse. 23 inches tall.
casimendocina • Mar 18, 2011 6:52 am
A fruit pie is not better or worse than a vegetable pie, they're just different.
infinite monkey • Mar 18, 2011 8:26 am
it's
spring
and
the

goat-footed

balloonMan whistles
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Sundae • Mar 19, 2011 9:39 am
Ummmmmmm. No.
Veggie pies don't have sugar in them....?
Trilby • Mar 19, 2011 9:56 am
It's amazing the legs ee cummings poems have! I LOVE that poem. Of course, I like any poem that has a goat-footed balloon man in it.
Griff • Mar 19, 2011 10:15 am
Is a chocolate pie a pie at all? Shepherd's pie is not.
casimendocina • Mar 19, 2011 10:25 am
Poetry is a wank (been waiting ages to say that :D)

[COLOR="LemonChiffon"]..apart from Mario Benedetti's[/COLOR]
footfootfoot • Mar 19, 2011 10:53 am
How many shepherds do you generally put in a shepherds pie?
Trilby • Mar 19, 2011 11:09 am
Mario Andretti?

Wasn't he a race car driver?
Griff • Mar 19, 2011 11:14 am
Shepherds are kinda stringy so I usually substitute tinkers or hobos at the rate of 1.5 pounds for a deep dish pie.
wolf • Mar 19, 2011 7:51 pm
And a fine one at that. And he was from Nazareth. Came in second once.
footfootfoot • Mar 19, 2011 8:57 pm
Do you need to presoak the hobos are do you just throw them in like they are?
casimendocina • Mar 19, 2011 10:26 pm
thereby demonstrating his amazing talent.
monster • Mar 19, 2011 11:19 pm
I presoak them in the Detroit river.
casimendocina • Mar 20, 2011 6:35 am
which was given but one chance.
Griff • Mar 20, 2011 8:39 am
Our's used to come pre-marinated but they raised the tax on hard liquor.
infinite monkey • Mar 21, 2011 10:12 am
casimendocina;717607 wrote:
which was given but one chance.


One chance in a million is better than two in the bush. Or something.
Sundae • Mar 21, 2011 4:39 pm
I had moules mariniere Sunday.
They were soaked in white wine.

I couldn't tell you about hard drinks tax though.
I was always told liquor in the front, poker in the back.
infinite monkey • May 3, 2011 10:40 am
A million, a billion, a trillion. Might as well be gas money.
SamIam • May 3, 2011 11:49 am
What's a "moules"? Liquor is a great (social) lubricant, too!
monster • May 3, 2011 11:57 am
No-one pays that sort of money for my gas
Gravdigr • May 4, 2011 4:06 pm
SamIam;730116 wrote:
What's a "moules"? Liquor is a great (social) lubricant, too!


When the moon hits the sky like a big pizza pie, that's a moules.
infinite monkey • May 6, 2011 10:02 am
Your gas must be sub-par. Try more fiber.
infinite monkey • Oct 11, 2012 3:49 pm
So, it's like a moon pie, then?
glatt • Oct 11, 2012 3:57 pm
The best source I can think of for fiber is the shell, or bran, of grains. I'm sure there is fiber in other stuff, like fruits and veggies, but you can't beat bran. It tastes dry, but that's only because it's absorbing water like crazy. Which is the whole point, and why you are supposed to eat lots of fiber and drink lots of water.
Gravdigr • Oct 16, 2012 1:40 pm
No less then than now.
Big Sarge • Oct 16, 2012 7:18 pm
Does it count if you let your bran and grains ferment and then drink them??
infinite monkey • Oct 16, 2012 9:01 pm
I disagree. I think it was considerably less more than when it was more more. If you work out the algorithm you would find that the more less is cancelled out by the less less more of now. Conversely, one cannot extrapolate the seemingly foregone conclusion that more less is less than less more.
Gravdigr • Oct 17, 2012 5:23 pm
Fermented brains count even more.

More or less.
BigV • Oct 17, 2012 5:42 pm
being baffled

and delayed,

I will drink more

and worry less.

The Regular–The Art of the Fiber Cocktail: A History

The wheel.
The printing press.
The theory of relativity.
The Polio vaccine.

Every once in a long while a spark of brilliance glows so ardently as to turn the flame of mortal imagination into the conflagration of human progress. Today friends, I shall tell you of such a spark–an earth-shattering idea with societal, technological, geopolitical, and gastronomical implications beyond the wildest dreams of its humble architects. I speak of course, of the Fiber Cocktail.

The Regular
Ingredients

2oz Vodka
1/2 tsp Metamucil or other fiber suppliment
1 Crystal brandy snifter

Directions

Pour the Vodka into the snifter
With a spoon, add the Metamucil
With quick flicks of the wrist, continuously swirl the vodka fiber mix around in a clockwise motion (or counterclockwise if you’re in the southern hemisphere) so that the two parts become incorporated. Do not stop swirling or the contents will separate immediately. When the ingredients are fully mixed, make one great big swirl of the glass that ends at your mouth, drinking the the whole mixture while it’s still moving.

Crimson Ghost • Nov 14, 2012 3:29 am
So, drunk zombies?
Gravdigr • Nov 14, 2012 10:51 am
Drink More, Worry Less™

Ima sell that to a liquor company.
infinite monkey • Nov 16, 2012 1:07 pm
Sure, you know how when you plug a watermelon with a bottle of vodka? Eating drunken zombie heads will produce the same result as eating that watermelon. Therefore, the head-eaters become the head-eatees.
Gravdigr • Nov 16, 2012 2:43 pm
[Strike]You'll[/Strike] I'll make millions.
footfootfoot • Nov 16, 2012 7:55 pm
That's a recursive feedback loop reiterating itself endlessly all over again and again repetitively ad infinitum for ever and ever. . .
zippyt • Nov 16, 2012 11:27 pm
Twinkies Mhhhhh ,
Now Losing SuziQ,s THAT JUST AINT RIGHT !!!!!!!
Lamplighter • Nov 16, 2012 11:35 pm
Would you please recapitulate again.
SamIam • Nov 16, 2012 11:35 pm
Wait! How can you respond to yourself? There oughta be a law... :eyebrow:
Lamplighter • Nov 16, 2012 11:36 pm
I just did !
Crimson Ghost • Nov 17, 2012 2:05 pm
We made the law we need.
SamIam • Nov 17, 2012 2:57 pm
Well, fine. Two can play at this game!
Lamplighter • Nov 17, 2012 3:50 pm
But you could only do that through a pragmatic approach to business accounting practices,
which involved so many eclectic rules there was no theoretical or academic support.
toranokaze • Nov 17, 2012 9:25 pm
Can three play?
sexobon • Nov 17, 2012 9:39 pm
So you're sayin' he might need an athletic supporter to hold things together.
infinite monkey • Nov 18, 2012 3:34 pm
Well, yeah...but someone still has to be the banker.
Gravdigr • Nov 18, 2012 3:40 pm
That's just nuts.
Crimson Ghost • Nov 18, 2012 6:01 pm
And none of this 'fines go in free parking' shit.
BigV • Nov 19, 2012 12:57 am
Squirrel!
Sundae • Nov 19, 2012 11:46 am
I don't think I've ever tried parking shit, whether it was free or not.
Oops, sorry. Missed the speech marks.
SamIam • Nov 19, 2012 1:09 pm
Nah, looney bin!
infinite monkey • Nov 28, 2012 4:56 pm
Have you tried eating shit? Euell Gibbons said many parts are edible!
toranokaze • Nov 29, 2012 3:38 am
So spake me like Sheldon is watching
BigV • Nov 29, 2012 5:47 pm
yes, it's impossible to swim in it as much as I do and not get some on the inside when I'm covered with it on the outside. EG's right, it's edible, just not digestible.
infinite monkey • Dec 1, 2012 5:14 am
So spaketh the lawd.
Crimson Ghost • Dec 1, 2012 10:15 pm
This too shall pass.
infinite monkey • Dec 11, 2012 1:11 pm
And he said be fruity and multiply.
Lamplighter • Dec 11, 2012 1:26 pm
,,,