How many kidneys do you want?

Sheldonrs • Mar 4, 2011 2:01 pm
But what happens when the toner runs low? :-)
A "printer" that can generate a "copy" of human organs!

http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2011-03/tissue-engineer-prints-replacement-kidney-onstage-ted-2011?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

Tissue Engineer Prints Replacement Kidney Onstage at TED 2011 Anthony Atala wows the crowd
By Rebecca Boyle

Tissue Printer via TED MED
One of PopSci’s favorite regenerative medicine specialists, Anthony Atala, printed a real kidney on stage at the 2011 TED conference Thursday, in a technique that could be used to create new organs from a patient’s own tissue rather than relying on donated organs.

“It’s like baking a cake,” Atala said.

A few years ago, Atala figured out how to produce human tissue with a desktop inkjet printer, using cells as the printer ink. In a TED talk last year, he described printing heart valves and other tissues. This week at TED, he brought one of his patients on stage. When he was 10, Luke Massella was among the first people to receive a printed kidney — now he’s a healthy college student.


process employs scanners that collect a 3-D image of the organ that needs to be replaced. A small tissue sample, which AFP describes as the size of a postage stamp, seeds the printer, which replicates the tissue layer by layer to build a new organ, all in about six hours. It uses the patient’s own tissue, so it avoids any organ rejection issues.

To illustrate its simplicity, Atala whipped one up onstage and held it in his hand, according to several understandably breathless media reports.

Scanners and printers could conceivably be used to treat wounds. A flatbed scanner could scan a patient’s wound, while a printer adds the right types of tissues to fill it back in. “You can print right on the patient,” Atala said, according to a report on the talk at Fast Company.

Atala said about 90 percent of people on organ transplant lists are waiting for kidneys, but donors are few and far between. Meanwhile, patients must undergo painful and complicated dialysis treatment. And mechanical replacements are still a few years away. Atala said regenerative medicine could solve the organ shortage crisis, replacing failing body parts on demand. 

Clodfobble • Mar 4, 2011 2:40 pm
Holy cow--they already put one of these things in a kid 8 years ago? We are a lot closer than I thought we were.
glatt • Mar 4, 2011 2:46 pm
This is good news. By the time I'm an old man, they can print a new body for me. Better start saving up.
Sheldonrs • Mar 4, 2011 2:50 pm
I'm waiting for a pocket-sized one from Apple.

I can make all the Matt Damons I want! :-)
Nirvana • Mar 4, 2011 3:17 pm
Young body, old face = creepy ;)
Nirvana • Mar 4, 2011 3:18 pm
Sheldonrs;714852 wrote:
I'm waiting for a pocket-sized one from Apple.

I can make all the Matt Damons I want! :-)


Why do you need more than 2?
Perry Winkle • Mar 4, 2011 3:21 pm
Nirvana wrote:
Why do you need more than 2?


Because...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSfoF6MhgLA
Sheldonrs • Mar 4, 2011 3:53 pm
Nirvana;714858 wrote:
Why do you need more than 2?


Because eventually the 1st one will get tired. Or i might break him.

;)
Undertoad • Mar 4, 2011 8:38 pm
This'll never work. The printer makers will only issue enough cell cartridge to print half a kidney. The replacement cartridges will cost $500,000.
footfootfoot • Mar 4, 2011 9:37 pm
Want a 8igger p3ni$?
Clodfobble • Mar 4, 2011 11:35 pm
Undertoad wrote:
This'll never work. The printer makers will only issue enough cell cartridge to print half a kidney. The replacement cartridges will cost $500,000.


And you know what else? The color cartridges are always more expensive than the black and white ones. THAT'S RACIST.
Undertoad • Mar 4, 2011 11:52 pm
"cartridges of color"
ZenGum • Mar 5, 2011 4:37 am
How long til they start printing boobies?
ZenGum • Mar 5, 2011 4:38 am
And how many boobies should a person have? Two? Three? Four? Six? Where does it end?

Seriously, if we can design the engineering, can we have tentacles and wings and stuff?
Griff • Mar 5, 2011 10:15 am
We can and will. As a three boobie warlock dude, I say three is optimum.
footfootfoot • Mar 5, 2011 12:57 pm
AHHH, gotta re-read the article, they've made some corrections to it, things aren't as far along as the article originally said.
classicman • Mar 5, 2011 10:10 pm
Its still experimental, but things are moving in the right direction.



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Glinda • Mar 6, 2011 1:15 pm
ZenGum;714974 wrote:
And how many boobies should a person have? Two? Three? Four? Six? Where does it end?


Dear ZenGum:

Three boobies, and three boobies only.

Signed,

the triple-breasted whore from Eroticon Six
Sheldonrs • Mar 7, 2011 9:06 am
Glinda;715217 wrote:
Dear ZenGum:

Three boobies, and three boobies only.

Signed,

the triple-breasted whore from Eroticon Six


One in the middle of the back for slow dancing.