NO it's OBVIOUSLY about ME

As your Supreme Final Arbiter, clearly this place was invented so that I could get all the interest of everybody, and your initial buy-in.

I am now announcing Cellar Phase VI, in which we are going to gather at a location I will soon announce, to create both a wonder that the world cannot imagine... and a catastrophe that it cannot bear. A work of art of unimaginable beauty... and a horror of deeply retched proportions.

I know that I can trust YOU, my brethren and sistren, to keep our secret concealed until the last possible, "final" moments. To begin the process, I will need one of your largest toenail clippings, in a small envelope. We will employ your DNA to produce your clear and unique last and superior message which we will deliver at the appointed time.

Those of you who have recently transgressed, you will have received private messages explaining why your posts were unworthy. You will have to consume, and at the same time BE consumed, by our final message, and not be a part of its creation. But you will already have received the gift of Understanding, and will experience the remainder of your days in a state of contentment.

Thank you, and let the procedure operate smoothly.

fart

Sistren?

A work of art or unimaginable beauty... and a horror of deeply retched proportions.

Well (preens) it's obvious I'LL be invited.

I, for one, welcome our new Undertoad overlord.

Nirvana;714644 wrote:

Sistren?

He means cistern

It puts the lotion on its skin!

haggis!

I'm all about the new Underlord Overtoad.

Undertoad;714639 wrote:

... I am now announcing Cellar Phase VI, in which we are going to gather at a location I will soon announce, to create both a wonder that the world cannot imagine... and a catastrophe that it cannot bear. A work of art of unimaginable beauty... and a horror of deeply retched proportions. ...

It sounds like UT has commissioned mansouryar to construct a circular wormhole that takes us around the entire universe; but, dumps us out right back here.

[QUOTE=footfootfoot;714656]He means cistern/QUOTE]

What about the brothern?

Undertoad;714639 wrote:

...experience the remainder of your days in a state of contentment.

I haven't had a content day yet, why start now?

Undertoad;714639 wrote:

...You will have to consume...

I hope there's alcohol in it. Or marshmallows.

What a great idea!

You're all deluded.

I'm the one it's all about, and it has been ever since I came here. None of anything here is about anything but me, and my word is final on every subject, so just STFU and listen!

what?

You heard me. STFU

monster;714664 wrote:

I'm all about the new Underlord Overtoad.

Underlord, Overtoad,
Wombling freee...


all together now...

Aliantha;714717 wrote:

You're all dilaudid..

FIFY :3_eyes:

So what flavor is the Koolaid going to be ??
I vote berry berry

Cool. Is this going to be like the end of Fight Club? Or the end of Close Encounters? How about both?

<jumps with excitement>

ZenGum;714741 wrote:

Cool. Is this going to be like the end of Fight Club? Or the end of Close Encounters? How about both?
<jumps with excitement>

This is Zen going to the other end of the scale. Someone asked him yesterday (I think) if he'd had a really bad day coz he seemed tetchy. Today, he's in excitement overdrive. Have you been taking something Zen? :)

DanaC;714725 wrote:

Underlord, Overtoad,
Wombling freee...
all together now...

:)

Actually, I've run out. :(

I'm tired so my response is :) as opposed to:lol2:

Undertoad;714639 wrote:

unique last and superior message ..

'We apologise for the inconvenience'?

ZenGum;714771 wrote:

Actually, I've run out. :(

Oh, shiiiiiiiit!:eek:

ZenGum;714741 wrote:

Cool. Is this going to be like the end of Fight Club? Or the end of Close Encounters? How about both?

<jumps with excitement>

Fight Club's ending sort of irritated me. I am a watch a movie 20 more times, maybe kind of person. Fight Club was only good once.

More like the end of 'Oceans 11'.

The ORIGINAL.

Not the shitty remake.

I liked the remake.

kerosene;715101 wrote:

Fight Club's ending sort of irritated me. I am a watch a movie 20 more times, maybe kind of person. Fight Club was only good once.

That's always the problem with movies that rely on "spoilers." Once you know what happens if the movie's no good, then it really isn't a good movie.

There are movies that are still suspenseful even if you've seen them already.

I'm going to take the red pill. I get a fresh supply tomorrow and in support of UnderLord OverToad, will FedEx one to any dweller who has run out. Do we get to blow up Congress?

I can't believe that I ate the biggest toenail I've ever plicked yesterday. I'm still good to mail DNA but I'll never get close to the bonanza I had at my fingerlips 12ve hours ago.

UT, can I bring a book and my dog?

Undertoad;714639 wrote:

snip --

But you will already have received the gift of Understanding, and will experience the remainder of your days in a state of contentment.

--snip

[youtube]8x-nQ-vPw5k[/youtube]

"...so I got that goin for me, which is nice."

this would have been more funnier if i had paid for it and saved it two weeks ago.

[YOUTUBE]8ZxbOB5RrAI[/YOUTUBE]

noviceathome;716139 wrote:

I can't believe that I ate the biggest toenail I've ever plicked yesterday. I'm still good to mail DNA but I'll never get close to the bonanza I had at my fingerlips 12ve hours ago.

This made me want to vomit. (I guess that was the intention)

UT that was freaking hilarious! Hey that girl looks like me kind of. I do recognize the undertoad overlord as the supreme being.

Undertoad;718524 wrote:

this would have been more funnier if i had paid for it and saved it two weeks ago.

[YOUTUBE]8ZxbOB5RrAI[/YOUTUBE]

massively winfilled.

hehehe

fun nonsense, as we are

We are monitoring your transmissions

bump

FANTASTIC!

Our friends infinity monkey and phlthijinx finally meet.

[YOUTUBE]4g0yU8mRYeo[/YOUTUBE]

:lol2: I love filthy's camp hip action

:lol:

I so needed that laugh.

Thanks Mr Undertoad! ;)

Filthy is way camper than I expected too.
But wonderful all the same.
Made me laugh til I coughed and then I got a copper taste in my mouth and had to stop.

Can I turn it into a ringtone or something?

It made me so happy! :)

it.
what?

To paraphrase another fine fucker: brilliant pluckers!

this needs to be at the top of the forum. Not the other attention whoring thread. this one is way superior.

I've decided its about me.

more me!

You all want to destroy my soul! Stop talking about me please...this is never what I wanted!

Well this runs longer, and this version is even cut 42 seconds in the edit room.

[YOUTUBE]0aeBkxsbLxg[/YOUTUBE]

UT you are a freaking genius!

:lol2:

I don't care what you call me, really. Just not ([COLOR="LemonChiffon"]Shawn[/COLOR]). ;)

MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE!

ps...before I figured out pilot's name I was always thinking it was pronounced something like 'putheljinx."

infinite monkey;728358 wrote:

ps...before I figured out pilot's name I was always thinking it was pronounced something like 'putheljinx."

bwahahahaha! you were close though!

O.M.G. UT that was hilarious!

15 years ago that is.
:D
:lol2:

Mr UT that made me laugh.
Mostly because of the script.

And I thank you muchly for featuring me - still smiling!

No-one else has mentioned the difference between real life accent and cartoon accent, so I'd be an idiot if did. In fact it gave me extra snickers; Sundae in that clip is more of a Lady than I'll ever be.

How do you make those videos, UT?

Also, I can't quite understand [FONT=&quot]SG&#8217;s[/FONT] last line.

"...and you can tell me about your lubricants."

You talking to me?

When I walked into the room
There was voodoo in the vibes
I was captured by my style
But I could not get my eyes
Now I stand here helplessly
Hoping I'll get into me
I am so into me
I can't think of nothing else
I am so into me
I can't think of nothing else
Thinkin' how it's gonna be
Whenever I get me next to me
It's gonna be good
Don't I know
From my head to toe
Gonna love me all over
Over and over
Me into me, me into me
Me into me
I'm so into me
I'm so into me...
When I walked into the room
There was voodoo in the vibes
I was captured by my style
But I could not get my eyes
Now I stand here helplessly
Hoping I'll get into me
I am so into me
I can't get to nothing else
I am so into me, baby
I can't get to nothing else, no, no, no
Come on baby
I'm so into me
Love the things I do
Listen, baby
I&#8217;m driving me crazy
Come on baby
I'm so into me
Love the things I do

http://www.xtranormal.com/

I've used the state software available there. It's OK. It doesn't offer too fine of a level of control, as you can see.

where is our old xtranormal thread?

Here is the Cellar Video Thread that SN started:
http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?p=629544

Let's keep it alive. You guys are awesome!

Me.

didn't spammie have sunshine in her sig?

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, please don't take my sunshine away.../sniffle

I'm not sure if I mentioned that it is actually about me, and not other people.
Just wanted to set the record straight as there seemed to be some confusion surrounding this issue.

footfootfoot;730266 wrote:

I'm not sure if I mentioned that it is actually about Griff, and not other people.
Just wanted to set the record straight as there seemed to be some confusion surrounding this issue.

edit: spelling

This thread is broken. It seems to have lost its drift.