Gruntings and Saturations

yes.

burp

scratch scratch, fart

Long fart. Blame it on dog.

that's not even one of my farts!

George Carlin wrote:

Okay, same situation now. You're up in the bedroom with your person, lights on, reading, talking, doing the puzzle, doggie's there, TV's on. Got about half a Pepsi left; Doritos holding out nice. And one of you says to the other-[SNIFF] 'Honey, did you fart?" "I thought you farted." "No, not me, that's not even one of my farts. I know. The dog farted! WHY DID YOU FART, TIPPY? Look at him, he knows he farted. I seen his *** open up. Just like that." "I see." "Well, I just happened to be looking at his *** by chance. I thought he was doing deep breathing exercises. I don't know. What the hell do I know about the dog, for Chrissakes?"

Pete Zicato;713923 wrote:

Long fart. Blame it on dog.

Squeaky Floorboards

I gotta pee.

I had not really noticed the peeing boy/Calvin bumper stickers but my friend mentioned them when we were discussing the Republican/Liberal bumper sticker trends. I googled them and just thought "why"? So 'fess up -who has one of these? And is it illegal to put them on anything other than a truck?

Oh gawd, it's usually pissing on a Ford or Chevy symbol. I don't know when it became prolific, but I always imagine these are the guys who also spit out their windows.

Please be offended if I've offended anyone. :lol:

My ex and I laughed and laughed once when we met a friend of a friend, and the friend of the friend asked my ex almost very first thing: So, you a Ford man or you a Chevy man? Um...I don't know?

monster;713933 wrote:

And is it illegal to put them on anything other than a truck?

Well, it's copyright infringement. Bill Watterson, the incredibly talented creator of Calvin and Hobbs, has not authorized a single peeing Calvin sticker.

You'll notice that unlike everything else in the world, you can't buy any Calvin and Hobbs merchandise. That's how Watterson wants it. It's a comic strip, not a Happy Meal toy.

Apparently obama is a popular recipient of the flow...

Really? They've given up the ever-pressing truck brand debate to concentrate on pissing on the black president? Yeah, typical.

But they started years and years ago with the truck brands.

thanks. My friend felt it was something that was maybe in it's second or third generation but didn't know where it had started. I will be sure to enlighten her :)

Here it's pissing on rival football teams not politicians. Still, there are probably quite a few members of the Houses of Parliament who wouldn't say no to a golden shower. The kinky gets.

Just to clarify - over here it's not Calvin.
It's a football fan.
Classy

Logically, though, why isn't it Hobbes who is pissing on everyone? It's much more realistic to imagine that a trouble-making tiger masquerading as a humble stuffed animal would be the one pissing on things, then acting all "who me?"

In fact, if it weren't for Calvin being caught right on camera like that, I would bet good money that Hobbes was behind it all (so to speak.)

Except Hobbes acted as a brake on Calvin's naughtiness, mostly.
He was the heart and conscience of the duo.
And he liked to smooch.

Hobbe, what a knob. Get it? Hobnob?

I really had forgotten the whole C & H dynamic, I haven't read a comic strip except online in years.