Greetings and Salutations
We are a small group who will function as one on this board to preserve our anonymity. We are best described as a collective or a hive.
Awesome. How's it going with the tracheal mites?
welcome. I like your name.
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED :weird:
... to preserve our anonymity. We are best described as a collective or a hive.
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We are best described as a collective or a hive.
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We are a small group who will function as one on this board to preserve our anonymity. We are best described as a collective or a hive.
says the unknown cow...
Gravdigr: Sprays diesel fuel into the hive...
<cuts Dana>
Let that be a lesion to you.
Must be nice to live a life of lesion.
We are a small group who will function as one on this board to preserve our anonymity. We are best described as a collective or a hive.
(claps hands together gleefully)
Oh boy, I can hardly wait for the hive to bestow anonymous wisdoms and jocularities upon us.
Come on hive...whatcha' got? :D
have to be a big hive to fit all those cows in. And how would you milk them?
You can milk anything with nipples.
So it's a special hive with nipple holes? Or the hive has nipples? Or the poor cow has hives that look like nipples?
We can get milk from them
I have a large collestion of dried nipples in a jar on my bookshelf.
I fed ex the nipples to her. *shrugs* She seems to enjoy them. I mostly just keep the pancreaseseses.
You can chew on them forever -who needs willy wonka?
MMMM new Nabisco Tits! Betcha can't eat just one! :p:
I have a belt made out of nipples.
And a kettle full of cocks.
I have a belt made out of nipples.
And a kettle full of cocks.
I use the nicest foreskins
To manufacture socks
finished that for you
although maybe there are more verses?
I'm surprised no-one has suggested pulling the udder one?
I love a bit of liver,
Which I marinade in wine;
Well, the hobos do it for me,
So we get along just fine.
My coat is lined with beaver,
Not the animal, just snatch.
And my ball-bag dangly earrings
Were just such a lovely catch.
This is 2 of 5 replying: I temporarily lost the password for the collective. We now have that fixed. Prepare for assimilation
*snicker*
So this collective can't manage to remember/share a password? Your synapses are misfiring.
If you have a hive mind, do you have to wear the hair-do?
So much for anonymooty - you wish to differentiate yourselves with numbers (Anonymoo Two :)).
I was just thinking this morning that we'd not seen anoo of yoo for a while ...
This is 2 of 5 replying: I temporarily lost the password for the collective. We now have that fixed. Prepare for assimilation
:zzz:
I keep waiting for something exciting to happen. Meh. Y'all suck at instigating.
:p:
They seem quite genial to me (don't correct to make that genital, it's far too easy)
Also they've posted a pic of someone's Mum on a skin cancer machine in the NSFW thread... I'm not going to comment because of the last negative response furore. She's pretty fit though.
Oh, little genial
You got so much love...
And I want you to be my acrocat...
They seem quite genial to me (don't correct to make that genital, it's far too easy)
Also they've posted a pic of someone's Mum on a skin cancer machine in the NSFW thread... I'm not going to comment because of the last negative response furore. She's pretty fit though.
I bet they're always after her lucky charms too.
maybe they are lulling us into a false sense of catatonia
pssst...when you least expect it, EXPECT IT!!!!1!!!!
:unsure:
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This is 2 of 5 replying: I temporarily lost the password for the collective. We now have that fixed. Prepare for assimilation
Sheldon have you hacked F3? ;)
I'm sorry, but I don't see it. Must be my astigmatism?
Only #1 of Five is good enough for The Cellar. Please channel all future communications through the appropriate hierarchist.
I'm sorry, but I don't see it. Must be my astigmatism?
Clod - These are people shopping for cheese
before breakfast!!!
Luckily I'm a bit European myself, so no bricks shit here.
PS aren't we being a bit cold to the collective?
They haven't launched hostilities, or given me any reason to suspect they will.
Who knows, maybe the hive will donate as individuals...?
aren't we being a bit cold to the collective?
We're probably coming across that way. But I, for one, welcome our new anonymous collective overlord(s.)
Well, I collect collectives, so I'm glad they're here.
I have a feeling this hive has humor, and knows we're having fun as they collectively make us wait.
I hope it's not the kind of collective that gets offended.
They seem to know us quite well, so I think instant offense is unlikely.
But for once in my board-xenophobic-life I'm liking someone's approach.
You could say I appreciate the feelers they're putting out.
Those aren't feelers...
:lol:
And that's not my belly button! :eek:
Re: feelers
I read some very well written fanfic about an alien encounter featuring Captain Jack and Ianto Jones along those very lines...
Umm anyone else notice Els posted in this thread? Hi Elspode! :D Glad to see you here!
Is Emma part of this collective?
I don't think these people have anything to do with Emma, but I think there's a good chance we've seen them before. lol
If there really are more than one, E is not in it. There is no chance E could act collectively.
For five people, they don't seem to have a lot to say. Maybe they require consensus before posting, like the UN.
But hey, so far they seem reasonable. Hiya Anonymoo, join in sometime. Come on in, the madness is lovely.
Are you all blind? it is most clearly Datalyss and his four buddies.
If there really are more than one, E is not in it. There is no chance E could act collectively.
For five people, they don't seem to have a lot to say. Maybe they require consensus before posting, like the UN.
But hey, so far they seem reasonable. Hiya Anonymoo, join in sometime. Come on in, the madness is lovely.
One of them posted a pic of her arse...well, we assume it's her arse. Could be anyone's arse, but she said it was hers...assuming she's a she and not a he...but even if it's a he, it still could be anyone's arse, but he said it was his.
E's arse would stil be underage, so I bloody hope not!
Didn't look like a kids bum to me.
The poster said it was one of the collective's Mum's bum. A 49 year old one to bott.
Well, not to boot....
Made me feel humbled anyway.
There is no way Emma is involved in this.
Untiol proved otherwise I accept the collective as polite, responsible adults. And Emma was nun of that. Ditto Data and his obsession with the Treehouse Club.
We were trying this as a lark as a means to post some kitzy and maybe naughty things without everyone shouting that is "----" and then getting back on facebook for everyone to read. I think we have already gone to far with our posts of our backsides
Oh no....no you really haven't...in fact I'd say not nearly far enough. Amirite guys? *cheeky grin*
Y'am right, chica.
No idea what your eventual aim is, mooclique, but I have no problems with you thus far.
This is 2 of 5: We have revealed the earthly forms of 1,3,and 4. Has this brought fear to your hearts or shall we progress to the next demonstration of our power?
power of equality
you've got the power
Hive had enough of this droning on about unimpupae things. Beefore I hoof a cow, I moove that the collective:
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wow! i can't wait to see what the next level will be!
We have conducted another demonstration of our powers