Feb. 24, 2011: Lonely but attentive.

OK Cellarites.

The riddle: Where is it?

Mars?

Is it like, you thought I wasn't there 'cause there was only one set of footprints then you realized there was only one set of footprints 'cause I was carrying you?

Is that the comet we had our rendezvous with recently?

the sandy planet from Star Wars?

Shawnee123;713118 wrote:

Is it like, you thought I wasn't there 'cause there was only one set of footprints then you realized there was only one set of footprints 'cause I was carrying you?

http://www.theonion.com/articles/it-was-then-that-i-carried-you-vs-bullshit-jesus-t,11542/

SPUCK;713110 wrote:

OK Cellarites.

The riddle: Where is it?

Look, we told you before winter to get that scratch in the paint touched up. "Later." You said. Well now the salt's gotten to it, hasn't it? 'A stitch in time saves nine' but now you've got to get out the angle grinder and bondo and it'll probably just end up getting red primer and you'll be driving around in a car that looks like it has shingles...

footfootfoot;713126 wrote:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/it-was-then-that-i-carried-you-vs-bullshit-jesus-t,11542/

:lol2:

It appears that in my darkest hour, instead of carrying me, you sat on a stump and had a couple of smokes. Real helpful, Jesus. Real helpful.

I'll take the opportunity to guess Santa Maria, but not the one up Highway 101 from LA.

"Lonely but attentive?" I'm going with some sort of military base in the desert, or something.

Tineye has 22 hits, here's another:

You guys.. and gals! Crack me up.

You got it foot^3!

The "where" was an onion-like thing since it could be "the area" Mars or "it" Opportunity, the intrepid little rover that landed in a giant beach ball years ago, 2004.

I thought it was Kirstie Alley's ass.