[NSFW] Luscious Little Sexhole [NSFW]
[CENTER]This thread is for females only.
This is where we will talk about D&G handbags, everything shoes, MAC make-up, Hello Kitty and abdominal muscles.
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Men may Lurk, but If I see them posting there will be consequences.[/CENTER]
Looks like someone made a weekend of it.
Isn't that just the best detail? As if that scene wasn't tawdry enough, there's a bagged up santa in the corner lol.
at least they decorate for the holidays. I hate it when people won't put the least bit of effort into a holiday, don't you?
If I had posted this same image anywhere but the NSFW thread, you fuckers would've been at my fucking house this morning, bitching and crying and moaning about how everybody who saw it is gonna get fired. No matter how NSFW it was marked.
And if you do anything but agree you are a lying sack of shit.
SC your sock puppet GD? ;)
:runaway:
Hah, if I had a cherry, I doubt it would be sexy.:lol2:
[SIZE="2"]Hello cellar peeps, my divorce is now 47 days fresh and my freak flag is flying!!
I am from
www.BastardFactory.com/forums
They had a thread about you guys over there and a few of you are there already under a different name i see.
Anyways, I am now officially single again after a long divorce from a beautiful man. I like to hang out with my male friends in strip clubs and I am discovering new things about myself daily.
Not sure what this place is yet, but I've been spent several days now reading through most of your threads and posts here.
Anyways, I love men and women equally, but please only post in this thread if you think you're Attractive I am a very important person and only have so much time.
I look forward to meeting a lot of you.
Cherri
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flashbacks....
Where are we? looks like we're on safari!
that guy definitely needs a D&G handbag to put his toys in and some MAC makeup to hide the bruises and whip marks
please only post in this thread if you think you're Attractive I am a very important person and only have so much time.
Modest too...:right:
Can't help in this thread I'm afraid.
D&G handbags - none
MAC makeup - none
Abdominal muscles - none
Current attractiveness level - nun
From the other SC
They had a thread about you guys over there and a few of you are there already under a different name i see.
Link?
There's a link in post #9
I went and checked it out a little. Seems ok. Feels a bit raw in places. They have a kind of sinbin/timeout forum to put posters or threads deemed worthy of exile. An interesting proposition. I checked in there and it seemed to be mainly people being needlessly offensive and using the word 'nigger' a lot. But I didn't check many threads. that might have just been the one guy.
I will admit, my stomach sank slightly when I saw the 'I like Girls Who Are...' poll thread in which people get to vote on what kind of girls they like...white, asian, black etc. I kind of expect that sort of stuff from gamer sites, where the majority of users are young men; it seemed odd to find it on a more general forum.
Other than that it looked ok. Seemed a reasonably wide range of people. Didn't like the colour scheme and all the banners/sigs and pics everywhere, or the habit some posters seem to have of posting in dark red font on a black background (couldn;t read those). But in terms of content it seemed ok. Of course, i didn;t have access to the VIP area: for that I think you have to contribute to their upkeep fund.
Did you find what Cellarites are over there and what the thread said about us?
I read through the majority of the threads from the last 6 months here.
I see the pattern and know who is who on both boards now.
Did you find what Cellarites are over there and what the thread said about us?
*shakes head* No. I did do a bit of poking around (ooer missus, fnarr, fnarr etc) but I found the layout and overall look a bit busy. My eyes just kind of glide over that stuff :p I daresay if I had some patience I'd find interesting stuff there, but the only 'cellar' references I could see were fairly oblique.
It was unwatchable. My eyes hurt. I am glad we have the no avatar policy and the simple readable font.
I really can't see many here feeling at home there. I call Tiki.
Yeah, I got that vibe too.
You have a vibe? is that you in the pic?
I let my guard down for one post! Jeez.
I see the pattern and know who is who on both boards now.
Orly?:right:
And really to know who is on both boards... who cares?
wait, that place is different than this one and therefore isnt worthy?
Other than the colors, i got used to it, no big deal!
I like that people are individually unique over there and yes, seems things are different here with the conformity.
Who do I have to blow to get an avatar here?
Well, to start with you can blow me.
I should tell you in advance that I won't be able to grant you an avatar like your other hangout. But don't let that stop you.
As for the conformity, I don't see that. Perhaps you're not looking carefully enough.
wait, that place is different than this one and therefore isnt worthy?
Other than the colors, i got used to it, no big deal!
I like that people are individually unique over there and yes, seems things are different here with the conformity.
Who do I have to blow to get an avatar here?
It's not about worthiness. I find sites with loads of sigs and avatars and so forth difficult to read and get into. Which means I need a really good reason to make the effort. There's one other forum that I frequent, which allows avatars and has lots of people communicating through pics and gifs, and it took me a while to get uised to it. It's the site for a game I play, and that made it worth my while to get used to it.
I prefer less busy sites.
I also didn't like some of the tone of the place: the thread about which girls you like, the word 'nigger' cropping up too much for my tastes. It's entirely hypocritical of me, because I forgive exactly the same stuff in the game forums. Like i said: I expect that in gamer culture, I hadn't expected it in a general interest forum, and didn't particularly like it.
All of these things are a matter of 'club' culture. I just prefer this club's culture :P Doesn't mean your place is less worthy.
If I had posted this same image anywhere but the NSFW thread, you fuckers would've been at my fucking house this morning, bitching and crying and moaning about how everybody who saw it is gonna get fired. No matter how NSFW it was marked.
And if you do anything but agree you are a lying sack of shit.
I supect the difference probably lies in the amount of emotioanl investment in a poster -in other word it's a compliment. No-one gives a fuck about this person and whether they fit in or not ....give them enough rope.... where as you are an established/cherished/whatever member of the community and people care enough to tell you when you're bothering them. Maybe they actually want to read your future posts but feel happy to skim over the future posts of this character in case they are NSFW.
You only tell people you truly love that they have spinach in their teeth.
I put the freak on ignore after the first post, so it's no longer a concern for me. However, you Gravdigr, are someone who brings value to a discussion. So I think Monster is right. Take is as a form of love. ;)
If I had posted this same image anywhere but the NSFW thread, you fuckers would've been at my fucking house this morning, bitching and crying and moaning about how everybody who saw it is gonna get fired. No matter how NSFW it was marked.
And if you do anything but agree you are a lying sack of shit.
:thumb:
Seeing as you think I'm a fucker anyway, why should I care about your "I'm so picked on" whining?
Rub some dirt on it Mary.
My thumb up was not directed at you SG. Sorry if you took it that way. Or am I just reading into it.... don't know.
Sorry Merc - bad habit of mine not to use quotes.
It was directed at Grav, albeit lightheartedly.
Doesn't mean your place is less worthy.
Sure it does.
Oh, and Cherri, we don't need avatars to display our individuality. We do that just fine without artificial assistance.
There are no deletions showing in this thread.
These are not the deletions you are looking for
You know, I could undelete that post just to screw with you ...
I know... that's how I get my thrills.... :biggrinpi
I supect the difference probably lies in the amount of emotioanl investment in a poster -in other word it's a compliment. No-one gives a fuck about this person and whether they fit in or not ....give them enough rope.... where as you are an established/cherished/whatever member of the community and people care enough to tell you when you're bothering them. Maybe they actually want to read your future posts but feel happy to skim over the future posts of this character in case they are NSFW.
You only tell people you truly love that they have spinach in their teeth.
I put the freak on ignore after the first post, so it's no longer a concern for me. However, you Gravdigr, are someone who brings value to a discussion. So I think Monster is right. Take is as a form of love. ;)
Seeing as you think I'm a fucker anyway, why should I care about your "I'm so picked on" whining?
Rub some dirt on it Mary.
Sorry Merc - bad habit of mine not to use quotes.
It was directed at Grav, albeit lightheartedly.
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I really can't see many here feeling at home there. I call Tiki.
I presumed it was Tink back to screw with Big V's head some more.
Meh.
I want you to know how offended I am by that pic. Images like that reenforce the way women look at us (men) as sexual objects, mere playthings to sate their lusts. I too well know how it is to be treated as an object of lust. I can tell women look at me and are only interested in me for my body. How I long for a woman that would look past my rippling biceps and want me for my mind
[CENTER]This thread is for females only.
I see them posting there will be consequences.[/CENTER]
Fine you got to do what you got to do; as long as we cuttle afterwords.
So you I go to you or do you come to me.
This place is new and needs some more vocal bastards!!
www.BastardFactory.com/forumstake this link to them for me:
http://cllr.me/1WdTime for a new one jim.
Are you all Europeans?
As for that Bastard Factory board it is 4x busier than your cellar so I am not sure what your defending other than your memories.
I dont care what you do, but they are watching you guys.
This place is new and needs some more vocal bastards!!
Sounds like there are enough people there already. AND all watching us too...
Are you all Europeans?
:facepalm:
Hang on, thought you said you'd hung around here for a couple of days and knew us...?
Time for a new one jim.
Are you all Europeans?
I feel that I expended an appropriate amount of effort.
I'm giving you a gold star.
If you win another one you can paste them on your nipples and take a photo.
you assume I have both of my nipples
I could have lost one in Nam
Oh shit, sorry.
Did you get it caught in a trouser press?
Ughhh... this is exactly why I'm not on other forums.
I like it here not only because Flint is here (and I find his writing entertaining), but because there is a high level of insightful and intelligent individuals here whose opinions, views and anecdotal stories I’ve come to respect and enjoy. Despite the fact that I do not post often I do read... and it has become obvious over the years that The Cellar is a true community. That is why flashy, busy and self indulgent forums like the one mentioned above hold no interest for me. The Cellar is a forum of REAL people... not trying to "be cool", just being themselves and connecting sometimes in profound ways despite the barriers of distance, class, and various views that might otherwise keep us all apart. It is refreshing and needs no comparison or would be competition.
I say if you are coming here in hopes of changing it… please go away. Otherwise, quit being a douche. If your site is so great stay there please.
and i second that. i call TROLL!
Luscious Little Sexhole my ass and shut up sheldon! this is a troll thread. good convo subject but really? it's f'ed off in m.o.
i call TROLL!
Really? You really think this is a troll thread? Wow, and it got to 5 pages before anyone noticed! What would we do without you? :eyebrow: :lol: :p:
But given it's confined to two threads and includes pictures I think it's jolly good fun. Bearing in mind most of the discussion has simply been between Dwellars.
Look Mummy, the funny lady got us talking to eachother again!
Ughhh... this is exactly why I'm not on other forums.
I like it here not only because Flint is here (and I find his writing entertaining), but because there is a high level of insightful and intelligent individuals here whose opinions, views and anecdotal stories I’ve come to respect and enjoy. Despite the fact that I do not post often I do read... and it has become obvious over the years that The Cellar is a true community. That is why flashy, busy and self indulgent forums like the one mentioned above hold no interest for me. The Cellar is a forum of REAL people... not trying to "be cool", just being themselves and connecting sometimes in profound ways despite the barriers of distance, class, and various views that might otherwise keep us all apart. It is refreshing and needs no comparison or would be competition.
I say if you are coming here in hopes of changing it… please go away. Otherwise, quit being a douche. If your site is so great stay there please.
Get out much?
This place should be renamed "Elmer and Maude have a pillow fight" because the only thing happening in here is is a bunch of blowhards happy sitting in a hole.
Expand your horizons and dont be so small minded and judgemental.
IF you want to talk to me more , I go by the name Corsetkat at Bastard Factory and I would be more than glad to give you the time of day.
Both forums have a lot in common.
See you there.
www.BastardFactory.com/forums
Hugs
This place should be renamed "Elmer and Maude have a pillow fight" because the only thing happening in here is is a bunch of blowhards happy sitting in a hole.
Then why on earth are you here?
Since this thread is marked NSFW........ Can I make a subtle statement?
K.... thought so. Two minutes and not a whimper.
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Looks like you got UG's attention there Cap ;)
Well he's a self confessed fan of
tasty hole-in-the-walls.
Cottage much, Cap'n? UG's into Mexican, though, so you probably want to expect the hole to be a little lower. Or you could send the gardener if it's not up your alley, so to speak.
Ooh, Cap'n I missed that pic.
Very nicely done. I can certainly picture shaking hands with the Captain after this.
*clamps teeth shut* not gonna say it. Not gonna say it.
Prime example of PWD. Oh well... I'm ugly drunk or sober so WTF. I'm just wondering if this Cherry person is such a sexhole, let's have a look see! All mouth and no pron.....
...
You should definately PWD more often.
Amirite girls?
PWD???
Public Works Department?
Porteguese Water Dog?
At any rate - well done Cappy! You've got real balls there!
Posting while drunk, I would think
But can we please let this thread die again? It was only resurrected by a troll looking for a new turd to hide under.
Sez Monnie, who brought me back to it...
Prime example of PWD. Oh well... I'm ugly drunk or sober so WTF. I'm just wondering if this Cherry person is such a sexhole, let's have a look see! All mouth and no pron.....
...
You should definately PWD more often.
Amirite girls?
PWD???
Public Works Department?
Porteguese Water Dog?
At any rate - well done Cappy! You've got real balls there!
Posting while drunk, I would think
Playin With Dynamite.
Playin With Dynamite.
... and look how short the fuse is!
I really can't see many here feeling at home there. I call Tiki.
Yeah, I got that vibe too.
Hahaha. I'll have to let her know you guys still think about her.
She has become synonymous with a certain type of newcomer ;p
Hahaha. I'll have to let her know you guys still think about her.
She knows. :)
When you do let her know, please try to be as precise as you can as to *what* "we guys" think about her. It's unlikely there's any question as to my thoughts about her.
Yours,
She has become synonymous with a certain type of newcomer ;p
Right. One internet tramptroll is pretty much like another and BigV'll do any of them as long as they like spanky-panky.... they can even take their knitting....
The butthurt ITT is nearly palpable. Seriously.
Actually, didn't BigV have a big run-in with Tiki?
I think his comment was meant the other way.
Might be wrong - I think I tried not to get too involved in that one.
Please don't post evidence if I didn't, it means I was a bitch and repressed the momeories.
bastard factory message board is one of the funnier off topic boards Ive visited.
Current attractiveness level - nun
We have already established your babeness, SG, so nun of that negativity.
Actually, didn't BigV have a big run-in with Tiki?
I thought he was her lone supporter when the proverbial shit hit the fan.
Meh, I have no memory anymore.
You could always read the archives classic. ;)
Also, I made my comment in February last year.
I had different brain cells then.
Any of you bastards feeling feisty??
This is rich.
Don't go looking at me!;)
Any of you bastards feeling feisty??
Half pissed and burnt out... That's me!