Stuff You Can't Do
You can't re-heat Chinese food or french fries.
I'll go for can't reheat french fries in a microwave, but I've done it successfully in the oven, but who reheats in the oven any more?
I reheat chinese all the time. It gets hot and tasty.
You can't put too much water in a nuclear reactor.©
I reheat chinese all the time. It gets hot and tasty.
I find it gets soggy and glue-y :(
Okay, the General Tso's gets all funny, but if you choose something without breading, it works a lot better. Kung Pao Chicken is a good reheat, so are all the soups.
So first I was all like 'dude, there's a clip of that skit.' Then I was all like "Oh, dwellar names IRL!'
This really will be my year. I feel it in my bones!
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If something has breading, putting it in a dry frying pan works well. Crisps up the breading and heats it up well.
good tip glatt, thanks man.
works pretty well on pizza slices too.
I prefer to do the pizza slices in the oven. Almost like fresh that way.
You can't make a horse drink.
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I prefer my chinese leftovers cold.
i have some spicy sesame chicken from Hing Far waiting for dinner
Stuff I Can't Do? See my shoes. :blush:
Put Humpty Dumpty back together again.
Make you love me, if you don't.
;)
Have your cake and eat it too.
Believe I ate the whole thing
My momma can't dance and my daddy don't rock and roll.
You can't re-heat Chinese food or french fries.
Add fried rice to the chinese foods that re-heat well.
have any pudding, if you don't eat yer meat
you can't handle the truth!
make tea in a microwave
Incorrect.
It isn't very nice though.
I, personally, cannot cut a straight line using scissors.
When it's been necessary for something I was making that I really wanted to look good, I've used a craft knife and a ruler.
You can't re-heat Chinese food or french fries.
You cant reheat leftover pasta with a cream-based sauce either.
Incorrect.
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It ain't tea if it's made in a microwave.
It ain't tea if it's made in a microwave.
What if it's in ice cream? (And incredibly delicious.)
what about it? if it's real tea, it had to be made properly before it was put into the ice cream. Otherwise it's just a lame, unproperly-brewed excuse for the beverage that is tea.
so in other words it would be Wea
What if it's in ice cream? (And incredibly delicious.)
mmmmm
blue bell ice cream the best in the country imo.
I can't do that voodoo that you do so well.
if it's real tea, it had to be made properly before it was put into the ice cream. Otherwise it's just a lame, unproperly-brewed excuse for the beverage that is tea.
But... but... what if you're only using the microwave to boil the water, and you add the teabag after it comes out? Boiling water is boiling water, right?
Nope. Can you actually get water to boil in a microwave, like really boil? It always "explodes" in ours. Teabag tea is also borderline. :lol:
You can't..... give yourself a BJ. Can you?
You can't kiss your own elbow.
You can't..... give yourself a BJ. Can you?
NSFWNope. Can you actually get water to boil in a microwave, like really boil? It always "explodes" in ours. Teabag tea is also borderline. :lol:
Put the mug in for 2:30. You might have microbubbles, but it will be boiling.
(adjust time downward for less than a mug of water. In fact, consider hitting that "beverage" button you don't use for the correct timing for your power level)
Just don't put the teabag in the water in the microwave.
It will be as much tea as any bagged tea be.
I tend to heat my tea water on the stove, and use loose tea in either my 2 cup or 4 cup glass pots.
I went to glass because I have some of those chrysanthemum teas that bloom when you pour the water on them, and I like to watch.
Bace ball or Basket ball , Im WAAAAAY to much of a Spaz !!
you need a tea kettle.
Crysanthemum tea? sacrelidge. (sp) that's not tea. I heard that you weren't supposed to use boiling water for those herbal/floral pseudo teas anyway.
You can't convince me that you exist.
You can't prove that trees don't think.
You can't buttƒuck yourself in the mouth.
You can't put your cat in the microwave to dry it off.
..... I like to watch.
:eyeball::eyeball:
You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometime...
And, you know, you never have to do that stuff:
What, am I to wake up suddenly and then
enroll at the local college, earn me a degree
and I could work weekends?
If I've worked real hard
I could mow your back yard
I can go to Europe, travel with my friends
I can blow a thousand deutsche marks
to get drunk in a pub with some Australians
Buy a giant backpack
sew a flag on the back
I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
I never want to do that stuff
I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
You never have to do that stuff
I never had to spend a summer planting trees
I never worked my way through a forest inch by inch
doubled over on my hands and knees
I never spent a single day in retail
telling people what they want to hear
telling people anything to make a sale
Eating in the food court
with the old and the bored
I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
I never want to do that stuff
I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
You never have to do that stuff
The worlds your oyster shell
But what's that funny smell
You eat the bivalve anyway
you're sick with salmonella
You get your Ph.D
How happy you will be
When you get a job at Wendy's
And are honored with employee of the month
I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
I never want to do that stuff
I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
You never have to do that stuff
(Ed Robertson, Steven Page)
you can't find a Prius with a McCain/Palin sticker on it.
You can't read all the bumper stickers on cars/trucks that do have McCain/Palin stickers, because there are too many and you just don't have the time.
Srsly? Seems to me here it's the Obamaists who lurve their sloganeering......
you cannot... be serious!
I see both, but on my daily commutes there is often a McCain/Palin amongst the stickers that say things like "I killed me a 12 point" and "Spit out your window if you love Jesus" and "My wife is a bitch so I killed her" and "I worship Brooks & Dunn" and "My tattoos express my individuality, just like my bumper stickers" and "What Would Jesus Do" and a confederate flag or three.
Here it's coexist, God is a woman and she's pissed, free marjuana, stop war, give blood... play hockey, give peace a chance, more fucking peace, pink goddamn ribbons, shitloads of rainbow stuff, pro-choice, pro-life, my next car will be electric, my other car is electric, my other car is also electric, share the road, share the woad, snails r fun, habitat for humanity...............
and that's only the cars that aren't covered in macdonalds happy toys and the like. i heard that's just an ann arbor thing, so i took a picture of one for you lot, but never posted it. I'll see if I can find it.
Here it's coexist, God is a woman and she's pissed, free marjuana, stop war, give blood... play hockey, give peace a chance, more fucking peace, pink goddamn ribbons, shitloads of rainbow stuff, pro-choice, pro-life, my next car will be electric, my other car is electric, my other car is also electric, share the road, share the woad, snails r fun, habitat for humanity...............
Oh yeah, I've seen those too: especially in the student parking garage. :lol:
Took me about 3 weeks to figure out what the damn coexist one said.
I'm a bit iffy on any stickers. Adorn your mouth with words, adorn your body with action: stickers and skink are a blathering sheep's way of expression. (disclaimer: not ALL)
I see both, but on my daily commutes there is often a McCain/Palin amongst the stickers that say things like "I killed me a 12 point" and "Spit out your window if you love Jesus" and "My wife is a bitch so I killed her" and "I worship Brooks & Dunn" and "My tattoos express my individuality, just like my bumper stickers" and "What Would Jesus Do" and a confederate flag or three.
Damm! you live in Alabama?!??! No rednecks or racist White Supremacists up there I bet! :p:
Adorn your mouth with words, adorn your body with action: stickers and skink are a blathering sheep's way of expression. (disclaimer: not ALL)
What is
your exception to that rule? Or was that just so you would not offend your friends with tats?
I went to glass because I have some of those chrysanthemum teas that bloom when you pour the water on them, and I like to watch.
You mean those chrysanthemum flowers or those blooming flower tea? I've always wanted to get those blooming flower tea, but they're rather expensive, so I just stick with my Ten Lu tea. :D :lol:
I did not go to that link but I wanted to say to F3
OH NO you din't just dig up Ron Jeremy! [did you?]
I'm rather proud of my tattoos. humpff
You can't read all the bumper stickers on cars/trucks that do have McCain/Palin stickers, because there are too many and you just don't have the time.
fuck all! you just made me spew beer!
edit: damn it! make that twice! not sayin which one made me do it though. not without torture!
ACK!
You would if you could. Yes you would to. :p:
You mean those chrysanthemum flowers or those blooming flower tea? I've always wanted to get those blooming flower tea, but they're rather expensive, so I just stick with my Ten Lu tea. :D :lol:
Blooming flower teas are what I mean. They are expensive, but you can get more than one brewing out of them ... they only look really pretty the first time, though.
About bumperstickers ... if there are so many that you can barely see the back of the car through them, it's a liberal. Conservatives typically have one NRA sticker on the back window, and maybe one or two stickers on the bumper, unless the individual is fanatically pro-life and has to announce it to everyone else driving behind them. I should probably slap a sticker over the scratch on my paint. Oh, and we peel off the election ones after the election is over. I still see a lot of "O" stickers, almost like people need to constantly remind themselves that he's president. Kind of like the lawn signs that had to rot off the posts.
Oh, and ....
I am strong.
I am invincible.
I can do anything.
I am woman.
You would if you could. Yes you would to. :p:
hell i'd never leave the house are you kidding me?
which btw is why i don't go anywhere now.
Stuff I can't do ?
Count the things I can
I'm rather proud of my tattoos. humpff
i gotta ask...were they done professionally or made with light ballast?
I should probably slap a sticker over the scratch on my paint.
I knew an old lady who did that... to cover holes in the walls of her house.
I did not go to that link but I wanted to say to F3
OH NO you din't just dig up Ron Jeremy! [did you?]
No, it was the man from nantucket.
which btw is why i don't go anywhere now.
This should be in the joke thread, but it is apropos.
A woman was shopping at a grocery store and as she went through the cashier's he commented on how much dog food she had in her cart and asked her if she had a lot of dogs for all the food she was buying.
"No, actually, it's for my husband. He accidentally ate a dog biscuit once and discovered that he loved the flavor and now, that's all he'll eat."
"Wow, that's the oddest thing I've ever heard." said the young cashier.
A few months later she was in his line again, but this time she had a cart full of normal groceries. The cashier asked her if her husband had got tired of dog food.
"Actually, no." She said, "He passed away recently."
"Oh, I'm sorry, had he been sick?" asked the cashier.
"No, he was lying on the couch licking his balls and he fell off and broke his neck."
I was waiting for this to be posted but since it has not made its way here . . .
The one thing you cannot do is say these 7 words on TV;
shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.
But you can type them on the interwebs :o
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I can do that , Small Ballpean hammers do WOUNDERS !!!
I can do all things through Christ which strengthens me. Phillippians 4:13
OK. Really, there are tons of things I can't do.
But you know what? I started writing a list of things I can't do . . . such as: I can't sing, I can't dance, I can't run very far, and I realized that's dumb because I can indeed do all those things. Maybe not very well, maybe not right NOW without practicing, but there's not a damn thing stopping me. OK. I can't FLY (without mechanical assistance), I can't get any younger, I can't have a do-over on life, I can't become invisible, can't go to college for free . . . blah blah blah. But for normal types of things, why the hell not?
And BTW, I reheat Chinese food in the microwave all the time. General Tso's is my favorite, followed by lo mein. Yummy!
Ya can't lick your own elbow.
Ya can't lick your own elbow.
seen it done dude
WAY sexy lezbo !!
post or pic or it didn't happen!
post or pic or it didn't happen!
He's prolly got 'em!
I can't belch and fart at the same time.
You Just havent tryed Hard enough Dude !!
sneeze, belch, fart, and piss for the win!
Apparently, I can't leave an empty slot in my diary. Anything longer that 10 minutes and I'll schedule something in it...... :lol:
Ya can't even throw my cat through the door when there is snow on.
did you try opening the door?
did you try opening the door?
:D
I chortled.
You can't ship two or three packages via UPS and receive at least two consecutive tracking numbers.
Well DUUU V !!
its a World wide system
Get my husband to eat wholegrain foodz ...