Stuff You Can't Do

Trilby • Jan 18, 2011 12:28 pm
You can't re-heat Chinese food or french fries.
wolf • Jan 18, 2011 12:44 pm
I'll go for can't reheat french fries in a microwave, but I've done it successfully in the oven, but who reheats in the oven any more?

I reheat chinese all the time. It gets hot and tasty.
Shawnee123 • Jan 18, 2011 12:53 pm
You can't put too much water in a nuclear reactor.©
Trilby • Jan 18, 2011 12:54 pm
wolf;706371 wrote:
I reheat chinese all the time. It gets hot and tasty.


I find it gets soggy and glue-y :(
wolf • Jan 18, 2011 1:03 pm
Okay, the General Tso's gets all funny, but if you choose something without breading, it works a lot better. Kung Pao Chicken is a good reheat, so are all the soups.
Shawnee123 • Jan 18, 2011 1:03 pm
So first I was all like 'dude, there's a clip of that skit.' Then I was all like "Oh, dwellar names IRL!'

This really will be my year. I feel it in my bones!

[YOUTUBE]6JrIYR8jArk[/YOUTUBE]
glatt • Jan 18, 2011 1:04 pm
If something has breading, putting it in a dry frying pan works well. Crisps up the breading and heats it up well.
BigV • Jan 18, 2011 1:07 pm
good tip glatt, thanks man.
glatt • Jan 18, 2011 1:09 pm
works pretty well on pizza slices too.
wolf • Jan 18, 2011 1:11 pm
I prefer to do the pizza slices in the oven. Almost like fresh that way.
monster • Jan 18, 2011 1:27 pm
You can't make a horse drink.



[COLOR="PaleTurquoise"]...unless you have a HUGE blender......[/COLOR]
jimhelm • Jan 18, 2011 1:46 pm
I prefer my chinese leftovers cold.

i have some spicy sesame chicken from Hing Far waiting for dinner
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 18, 2011 1:46 pm
Stuff I Can't Do? See my shoes. :blush:
Spexxvet • Jan 18, 2011 2:00 pm
Put Humpty Dumpty back together again.
Shawnee123 • Jan 18, 2011 2:20 pm
Make you love me, if you don't.

;)
Perry Winkle • Jan 18, 2011 2:22 pm
Have your cake and eat it too.
Undertoad • Jan 18, 2011 2:29 pm
drive 55
Shawnee123 • Jan 18, 2011 2:33 pm
Believe I ate the whole thing
wolf • Jan 18, 2011 2:39 pm
My momma can't dance and my daddy don't rock and roll.
monster • Jan 18, 2011 2:43 pm
you can't touch this!
Lamplighter • Jan 18, 2011 2:55 pm
Ignore this.
Pete Zicato • Jan 18, 2011 3:01 pm
Brianna;706367 wrote:
You can't re-heat Chinese food or french fries.

Add fried rice to the chinese foods that re-heat well.
Spexxvet • Jan 18, 2011 3:03 pm
have any pudding, if you don't eat yer meat
monster • Jan 18, 2011 3:05 pm
make tea in a microwave
Shawnee123 • Jan 18, 2011 3:07 pm
Take my eyes off of you
Shawnee123 • Jan 18, 2011 3:16 pm
you can't handle the truth!
Shawnee123 • Jan 18, 2011 3:17 pm
do that on television
Sundae • Jan 18, 2011 3:34 pm
monster;706435 wrote:
make tea in a microwave

Incorrect.
It isn't very nice though.

I, personally, cannot cut a straight line using scissors.
When it's been necessary for something I was making that I really wanted to look good, I've used a craft knife and a ruler.
Pico and ME • Jan 18, 2011 3:58 pm
Brianna;706367 wrote:
You can't re-heat Chinese food or french fries.


You cant reheat leftover pasta with a cream-based sauce either.
monster • Jan 18, 2011 4:02 pm
Sundae Girl;706461 wrote:
Incorrect.
.


It ain't tea if it's made in a microwave.
Perry Winkle • Jan 18, 2011 4:06 pm
monster;706472 wrote:
It ain't tea if it's made in a microwave.


What if it's in ice cream? (And incredibly delicious.)
monster • Jan 18, 2011 5:04 pm
what about it? if it's real tea, it had to be made properly before it was put into the ice cream. Otherwise it's just a lame, unproperly-brewed excuse for the beverage that is tea.
zippyt • Jan 18, 2011 5:22 pm
so in other words it would be Wea
plthijinx • Jan 18, 2011 5:56 pm
Perry Winkle;706476 wrote:
What if it's in ice cream? (And incredibly delicious.)


mmmmm blue bell ice cream the best in the country imo.
Shawnee123 • Jan 18, 2011 5:59 pm
I can't do that voodoo that you do so well.
Clodfobble • Jan 18, 2011 7:29 pm
monster wrote:
if it's real tea, it had to be made properly before it was put into the ice cream. Otherwise it's just a lame, unproperly-brewed excuse for the beverage that is tea.


But... but... what if you're only using the microwave to boil the water, and you add the teabag after it comes out? Boiling water is boiling water, right?
monster • Jan 18, 2011 9:38 pm
Nope. Can you actually get water to boil in a microwave, like really boil? It always "explodes" in ours. Teabag tea is also borderline. :lol:
monster • Jan 18, 2011 9:38 pm
You can't..... give yourself a BJ. Can you?
footfootfoot • Jan 18, 2011 10:02 pm
You can't kiss your own elbow.
footfootfoot • Jan 18, 2011 10:03 pm
monster;706536 wrote:
You can't..... give yourself a BJ. Can you?


NSFW
wolf • Jan 18, 2011 10:07 pm
monster;706535 wrote:
Nope. Can you actually get water to boil in a microwave, like really boil? It always "explodes" in ours. Teabag tea is also borderline. :lol:


Put the mug in for 2:30. You might have microbubbles, but it will be boiling.

(adjust time downward for less than a mug of water. In fact, consider hitting that "beverage" button you don't use for the correct timing for your power level)

Just don't put the teabag in the water in the microwave.

It will be as much tea as any bagged tea be.

I tend to heat my tea water on the stove, and use loose tea in either my 2 cup or 4 cup glass pots.

I went to glass because I have some of those chrysanthemum teas that bloom when you pour the water on them, and I like to watch.
zippyt • Jan 18, 2011 10:31 pm
Bace ball or Basket ball , Im WAAAAAY to much of a Spaz !!
monster • Jan 18, 2011 10:49 pm
you need a tea kettle.

Crysanthemum tea? sacrelidge. (sp) that's not tea. I heard that you weren't supposed to use boiling water for those herbal/floral pseudo teas anyway.
Flint • Jan 18, 2011 11:40 pm
You can't convince me that you exist.

You can't prove that trees don't think.

You can't buttƒuck yourself in the mouth.
SamIam • Jan 19, 2011 12:39 am
You can't put your cat in the microwave to dry it off.
limey • Jan 19, 2011 2:21 am
wolf;706541 wrote:
..... I like to watch.


:eyeball::eyeball:
Spexxvet • Jan 19, 2011 9:11 am
You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometime...
Pete Zicato • Jan 19, 2011 12:23 pm
You can't hurry love.
Shawnee123 • Jan 19, 2011 3:40 pm
And, you know, you never have to do that stuff:


What, am I to wake up suddenly and then
enroll at the local college, earn me a degree
and I could work weekends?
If I've worked real hard
I could mow your back yard

I can go to Europe, travel with my friends
I can blow a thousand deutsche marks
to get drunk in a pub with some Australians
Buy a giant backpack
sew a flag on the back

I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
I never want to do that stuff
I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
You never have to do that stuff

I never had to spend a summer planting trees
I never worked my way through a forest inch by inch
doubled over on my hands and knees
I never spent a single day in retail
telling people what they want to hear
telling people anything to make a sale
Eating in the food court
with the old and the bored

I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
I never want to do that stuff
I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
You never have to do that stuff

The worlds your oyster shell
But what's that funny smell
You eat the bivalve anyway
you're sick with salmonella
You get your Ph.D
How happy you will be
When you get a job at Wendy's
And are honored with employee of the month

I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
I never want to do that stuff
I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
You never have to do that stuff

(Ed Robertson, Steven Page)
monster • Jan 19, 2011 4:00 pm
you can't find a Prius with a McCain/Palin sticker on it.
Shawnee123 • Jan 19, 2011 4:06 pm
You can't read all the bumper stickers on cars/trucks that do have McCain/Palin stickers, because there are too many and you just don't have the time.
monster • Jan 19, 2011 4:19 pm
Srsly? Seems to me here it's the Obamaists who lurve their sloganeering......
monster • Jan 19, 2011 4:19 pm
you cannot... be serious!
Shawnee123 • Jan 19, 2011 4:25 pm
I see both, but on my daily commutes there is often a McCain/Palin amongst the stickers that say things like "I killed me a 12 point" and "Spit out your window if you love Jesus" and "My wife is a bitch so I killed her" and "I worship Brooks & Dunn" and "My tattoos express my individuality, just like my bumper stickers" and "What Would Jesus Do" and a confederate flag or three.
monster • Jan 19, 2011 4:32 pm
Here it's coexist, God is a woman and she's pissed, free marjuana, stop war, give blood... play hockey, give peace a chance, more fucking peace, pink goddamn ribbons, shitloads of rainbow stuff, pro-choice, pro-life, my next car will be electric, my other car is electric, my other car is also electric, share the road, share the woad, snails r fun, habitat for humanity...............
monster • Jan 19, 2011 4:34 pm
and that's only the cars that aren't covered in macdonalds happy toys and the like. i heard that's just an ann arbor thing, so i took a picture of one for you lot, but never posted it. I'll see if I can find it.
Shawnee123 • Jan 19, 2011 4:39 pm
monster;706720 wrote:
Here it's coexist, God is a woman and she's pissed, free marjuana, stop war, give blood... play hockey, give peace a chance, more fucking peace, pink goddamn ribbons, shitloads of rainbow stuff, pro-choice, pro-life, my next car will be electric, my other car is electric, my other car is also electric, share the road, share the woad, snails r fun, habitat for humanity...............


Oh yeah, I've seen those too: especially in the student parking garage. :lol:

Took me about 3 weeks to figure out what the damn coexist one said.

I'm a bit iffy on any stickers. Adorn your mouth with words, adorn your body with action: stickers and skink are a blathering sheep's way of expression. (disclaimer: not ALL)
TheMercenary • Jan 19, 2011 9:20 pm
Shawnee123;706716 wrote:
I see both, but on my daily commutes there is often a McCain/Palin amongst the stickers that say things like "I killed me a 12 point" and "Spit out your window if you love Jesus" and "My wife is a bitch so I killed her" and "I worship Brooks & Dunn" and "My tattoos express my individuality, just like my bumper stickers" and "What Would Jesus Do" and a confederate flag or three.
Damm! you live in Alabama?!??! No rednecks or racist White Supremacists up there I bet! :p:
TheMercenary • Jan 19, 2011 9:22 pm
Shawnee123;706725 wrote:
Adorn your mouth with words, adorn your body with action: stickers and skink are a blathering sheep's way of expression. (disclaimer: not ALL)
What is your exception to that rule? Or was that just so you would not offend your friends with tats?
plthijinx • Jan 19, 2011 9:30 pm
footfootfoot;706539 wrote:
NSFW


ACK!
Tulip • Jan 19, 2011 11:31 pm
wolf;706541 wrote:

I went to glass because I have some of those chrysanthemum teas that bloom when you pour the water on them, and I like to watch.


You mean those chrysanthemum flowers or those blooming flower tea? I've always wanted to get those blooming flower tea, but they're rather expensive, so I just stick with my Ten Lu tea. :D :lol:
Nirvana • Jan 19, 2011 11:35 pm
I did not go to that link but I wanted to say to F3
OH NO you din't just dig up Ron Jeremy! [did you?]
Big Sarge • Jan 20, 2011 12:02 am
I'm rather proud of my tattoos. humpff
plthijinx • Jan 20, 2011 12:03 am
Shawnee123;706704 wrote:
You can't read all the bumper stickers on cars/trucks that do have McCain/Palin stickers, because there are too many and you just don't have the time.


fuck all! you just made me spew beer!

edit: damn it! make that twice! not sayin which one made me do it though. not without torture!
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 20, 2011 12:36 am
plthijinx;706822 wrote:
ACK!


You would if you could. Yes you would to. :p:
wolf • Jan 20, 2011 2:11 am
Tulip;706851 wrote:
You mean those chrysanthemum flowers or those blooming flower tea? I've always wanted to get those blooming flower tea, but they're rather expensive, so I just stick with my Ten Lu tea. :D :lol:


Blooming flower teas are what I mean. They are expensive, but you can get more than one brewing out of them ... they only look really pretty the first time, though.

About bumperstickers ... if there are so many that you can barely see the back of the car through them, it's a liberal. Conservatives typically have one NRA sticker on the back window, and maybe one or two stickers on the bumper, unless the individual is fanatically pro-life and has to announce it to everyone else driving behind them. I should probably slap a sticker over the scratch on my paint. Oh, and we peel off the election ones after the election is over. I still see a lot of "O" stickers, almost like people need to constantly remind themselves that he's president. Kind of like the lawn signs that had to rot off the posts.

Oh, and ....

I am strong.

I am invincible.

I can do anything.

I am woman.
plthijinx • Jan 20, 2011 2:40 am
xoxoxoBruce;706864 wrote:
You would if you could. Yes you would to. :p:


hell i'd never leave the house are you kidding me?
plthijinx • Jan 20, 2011 2:40 am
which btw is why i don't go anywhere now.
GunMaster357 • Jan 20, 2011 3:57 am
Stuff I can't do ?

Count the things I can
plthijinx • Jan 20, 2011 4:06 am
Big Sarge;706858 wrote:
I'm rather proud of my tattoos. humpff


i gotta ask...were they done professionally or made with light ballast?
Clodfobble • Jan 20, 2011 4:26 pm
wolf wrote:
I should probably slap a sticker over the scratch on my paint.


I knew an old lady who did that... to cover holes in the walls of her house.
footfootfoot • Jan 20, 2011 5:20 pm
Nirvana;706853 wrote:
I did not go to that link but I wanted to say to F3
OH NO you din't just dig up Ron Jeremy! [did you?]

No, it was the man from nantucket.
footfootfoot • Jan 20, 2011 5:25 pm
plthijinx;706877 wrote:
which btw is why i don't go anywhere now.

This should be in the joke thread, but it is apropos.

A woman was shopping at a grocery store and as she went through the cashier's he commented on how much dog food she had in her cart and asked her if she had a lot of dogs for all the food she was buying.

"No, actually, it's for my husband. He accidentally ate a dog biscuit once and discovered that he loved the flavor and now, that's all he'll eat."

"Wow, that's the oddest thing I've ever heard." said the young cashier.

A few months later she was in his line again, but this time she had a cart full of normal groceries. The cashier asked her if her husband had got tired of dog food.

"Actually, no." She said, "He passed away recently."
"Oh, I'm sorry, had he been sick?" asked the cashier.
"No, he was lying on the couch licking his balls and he fell off and broke his neck."
Nirvana • Jan 20, 2011 6:00 pm
I was waiting for this to be posted but since it has not made its way here . . .

The one thing you cannot do is say these 7 words on TV;
shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.

But you can type them on the interwebs :o
monster • Jan 20, 2011 10:40 pm
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Sundae • Jan 21, 2011 4:16 pm
Recent Kwikfit advert.
They have improved!
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zippyt • Jan 21, 2011 6:07 pm
I can do that , Small Ballpean hammers do WOUNDERS !!!
Juniper • Jan 22, 2011 2:24 am
I can do all things through Christ which strengthens me. Phillippians 4:13

OK. Really, there are tons of things I can't do.

But you know what? I started writing a list of things I can't do . . . such as: I can't sing, I can't dance, I can't run very far, and I realized that's dumb because I can indeed do all those things. Maybe not very well, maybe not right NOW without practicing, but there's not a damn thing stopping me. OK. I can't FLY (without mechanical assistance), I can't get any younger, I can't have a do-over on life, I can't become invisible, can't go to college for free . . . blah blah blah. But for normal types of things, why the hell not?

And BTW, I reheat Chinese food in the microwave all the time. General Tso's is my favorite, followed by lo mein. Yummy!
Gravdigr • Jan 22, 2011 2:05 pm
Ya can't lick your own elbow.
zippyt • Jan 22, 2011 4:20 pm
Ya can't lick your own elbow.
seen it done dude
WAY sexy lezbo !!
Gravdigr • Jan 23, 2011 2:30 am
Dayum.:eek:
plthijinx • Jan 23, 2011 4:26 am
post or pic or it didn't happen!
Gravdigr • Jan 23, 2011 3:00 pm
plthijinx;707402 wrote:
post or pic or it didn't happen!


He's prolly got 'em!
fargon • Jan 23, 2011 4:01 pm
I can't belch and fart at the same time.
zippyt • Jan 23, 2011 4:16 pm
You Just havent tryed Hard enough Dude !!
footfootfoot • Jan 23, 2011 6:49 pm
sneeze, belch, fart, and piss for the win!
monster • Jan 23, 2011 8:16 pm
Apparently, I can't leave an empty slot in my diary. Anything longer that 10 minutes and I'll schedule something in it...... :lol:
HungLikeJesus • Jan 24, 2011 11:58 am
Kill this thread.
Gravdigr • Jan 26, 2011 3:59 am
Ya can't even throw my cat through the door when there is snow on.
ZenGum • Jan 26, 2011 6:37 am
did you try opening the door?
Pete Zicato • Jan 26, 2011 10:06 am
ZenGum;708065 wrote:
did you try opening the door?

:D

I chortled.
BigV • Feb 5, 2011 2:53 am
You can't ship two or three packages via UPS and receive at least two consecutive tracking numbers.
zippyt • Feb 5, 2011 3:12 am
Well DUUU V !!
its a World wide system
limey • Feb 5, 2011 4:32 am
Get my husband to eat wholegrain foodz ...