Could You Pass the Naturalization Test?

xoxoxoBruce • Jan 17, 2011 1:25 pm
The Christian Science Monitor has the Naturalization test online.
96 questions, and you must answer 58 correctly to pass. 92% of them thar ferriners do, can you?
I got 90, one I misread the question, one I knew but had a clicking finger fart, and one I'll argue to my dieing day I'm right and they're wrong. :p:
footfootfoot • Jan 17, 2011 2:43 pm
xoxoxoBruce;706106 wrote:
The Christian Science Monitor has the Naturalization test online.
96 questions, and you must answer 58 correctly to pass. 92% of them thar ferriners do, can you?
I got 90, one I misread the question, one I knew but had a clicking finger fart, and one I'll argue to my dieing day I'm right and they're wrong. :p:

I'm right with you Bruce, everyone knows the Celts were a native American tribe.
Spexxvet • Jan 17, 2011 2:45 pm
92 of 96
footfootfoot • Jan 17, 2011 2:51 pm
87/96 I got hammered on the questions about the structure of the gov't- always been weak on that.
The question about the colonists fighting the British was a shitty question. I highly doubt that the british garrisoning troops in people's houses was the reason we went to war. I really think it was much more about lack of self governance. But then, that was a long time ago and my memory may be a bit fuzzy.
jimhelm • Jan 17, 2011 3:07 pm
84, but I misread a couple questions. should have got an 86 i guess. can I stay?
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 17, 2011 3:41 pm
footfootfoot;706119 wrote:
I'm right with you Bruce, everyone knows the Celts were a native American tribe.
No, selective service. There is no selective service so nobody must sign up.
They screwed me on one of those all are correct ones too.:o
Happy Monkey • Jan 17, 2011 4:16 pm
It depends on what you mean by "must". You are still supposed to, by law, but I imagine that enforcement is a bit more lax now than it was during Vietnam.

[edit]I think that one enforcement method is a passport application.
Happy Monkey • Jan 17, 2011 4:39 pm
I got 91/96, one wrong answer was a mouse slip.
Gravdigr • Jan 17, 2011 4:39 pm
When I turned eighteen I had to register...1986 though.
Gravdigr • Jan 17, 2011 4:41 pm
Oh hell no. The site is slow as shit for me right now. No way I'm spending that much time on this. Maybe tonight.
glatt • Jan 17, 2011 4:47 pm
It's taken a minute to navigate through answering 3 questions. I'll stop there. I got them all right though.
Perry Winkle • Jan 17, 2011 4:54 pm
Gravdigr;706139 wrote:
When I turned eighteen I had to register...1986 though.


I did too... 2000.
monster • Jan 17, 2011 6:55 pm
I'll have to take this soon.....
Shawnee123 • Jan 17, 2011 6:57 pm
89. (93%)
monster • Jan 17, 2011 7:19 pm
Oh that's way too slow. Hebe's persevering and has none wrong so far. She's up to 22....
monster • Jan 17, 2011 7:40 pm
http://www.dhs.gov/xlibrary/assets/statistics/yearbook/2009/ois_yb_2009.pdf

naturalization stats. in case anyone care. I didn't see any whiteys in the image but found it odd that we would be so much in the minority. So I looked up the stats.
footfootfoot • Jan 17, 2011 7:56 pm
xoxoxoBruce;706128 wrote:
No, selective service. There is no selective service so nobody must sign up.
They screwed me on one of those all are correct ones too.:o


Yeah, I paused on that one and figured they must have reinstated it at some point.
monster • Jan 17, 2011 7:59 pm
Hebe got bored too. But she was all right when she quit around 50. Her teacher would be proud
Happy Monkey • Jan 17, 2011 8:20 pm
Wikipedia on Selective Service. Apparently there was a five-year period when it wasn't in effect.
wolf • Jan 18, 2011 2:48 am
Only one wrong, and I was close on that one.
nowhereman • Jan 18, 2011 10:01 am
94 of 96 ... I'm actually suprised. I was never much for history or civics on a large scale, although I know quite a bit about local history. My Mother's father was a local Selectman (think head of a town council) in the 1930s and his father fought with the 21st Connecticut Volunteers in the Civil War. Guess the educational system was good for something.
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 18, 2011 2:13 pm
Happy Monkey;706205 wrote:
Wikipedia on Selective Service. Apparently there was a five-year period when it wasn't in effect.


Ah, I was wrong, I didn't realize selective service covered so much beyond the draft.

This is interesting.
Under current law, all male U.S. citizens are required to register with Selective Service within 30 days of their 18th birthday. In addition, foreign males between the ages of 18 and 25 living in the United States must register. This includes permanent residents (holders of Green Cards), refugees, asylees, dual citizens, and[COLOR="Red"] illegal aliens[/COLOR].[2]

In 1980, men who knew they were required to register and did not do so could face up to five years in jail or a fine up to $50,000 if convicted. The potential fine was later increased to [COLOR="red"]$250,000[/COLOR].
Shawnee123 • Jan 18, 2011 2:22 pm
Under current law, all male U.S. citizens are required to register with Selective Service within 30 days of their 18th birthday. In addition, foreign males between the ages of 18 and 25 living in the United States must register. This includes permanent residents (holders of Green Cards), refugees, asylees, dual citizens, and illegal aliens.[2]


Yep, a ferner who entered the country before the age of 26 must have registered for Selective Service or no Federal Financial Aid For YOU.
Sundae • Jan 18, 2011 3:55 pm
I got my 58.
Took me until 67 to get there though - it was too slow for me to bother carrying on.

I got hammered by a slew of questions with numbers in them - I have a reasonably good grasp of American history, and a middling understanding of politics (for a furriner) but don't be asking me questions about how many Senators and how long they serve for. Numbers. Urgh.
Sheldonrs • Jan 18, 2011 5:21 pm
96 out of 96. (luckily the back button works.)

oops! Did I say that out loud?
Gravdigr • Jan 19, 2011 1:12 am
Sheldonrs;706497 wrote:
(luckily the back button works.)


Hah!

Mine: (I surprised myself, really)
HungLikeJesus • Jan 19, 2011 1:59 am
Why 96 questions? Couldn't they come up with just four more?
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 19, 2011 2:03 am
Because the test was created by a committee.
plthijinx • Jan 19, 2011 5:22 am
80%. name one war of 1900's....(or something of that effect).....and the war of 1812 was an option? really?
plthijinx • Jan 19, 2011 5:24 am
Sheldonrs;706497 wrote:
96 out of 96. (luckily the back button works.)

oops! Did I say that out loud?


oh damn! now i read this! :p:
GunMaster357 • Jan 19, 2011 5:28 am
78 Correct
18 Wrong

Mostly because I'm French and don't know things such as mandate duration, etc...
footfootfoot • Jan 19, 2011 9:40 am
OK, I guess I'll have to do it.

Could You Pass the Naturalization Test?

I guess if I can swallow it, I can pass it.
Sheldonrs • Jan 19, 2011 10:44 am
footfootfoot;706609 wrote:
...I guess if I can swallow it, I can pass it.


The very words I live by.


;)
HungLikeJesus • Jan 19, 2011 10:55 am
Could you pass the pepper?
footfootfoot • Jan 19, 2011 11:25 am
That's in the things you can't do thread.
Shawnee123 • Jan 19, 2011 11:38 am
HungLikeJesus;706637 wrote:
Could you pass the pepper?


Can you pass the Peppard?
HungLikeJesus • Jan 19, 2011 12:12 pm
Could you pass the Aboult Peppar?
Shawnee123 • Jan 19, 2011 12:13 pm
HungLikeJesus;706660 wrote:
Could you pass the Aboult Peppar?


*snort*
Gravdigr • Jan 19, 2011 5:06 pm
plthijinx;706578 wrote:
80%. name one war of 1900's....(or something of that effect).....and the war of 1812 was an option? really?


I liked the one offering up that Abraham Lincoln might've created the United Nations...
BrianR • Jan 19, 2011 8:13 pm
I only missed one...I couldn't remember who the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court is. My bad.
plthijinx • Jan 19, 2011 8:50 pm
BrianR;706804 wrote:
I only missed one...I couldn't remember who the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court is. My bad.


shame on you! bad driver bad driver! extra 100 miles for you!

lmao luv ya brother!
BrianR • Jan 20, 2011 8:44 pm
I get $23 an hour. 100 miles = about an hour and a half. Profit!