Jan 5, 2011: Traffic Sheep

xoxoxoBruce • Jan 5, 2011 12:49 am
The officials of the Municipality of Gland, Switzerland, felt traffic cones are a safety necessity.
But they are kind of ugly, kind of boring, and kind of ignored, so they hired Christophe Machet to do better.

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He did.

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toranokaze • Jan 5, 2011 1:20 am
If I saw one of those on the road I would probably steal one.
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 5, 2011 1:38 am
I think you just blew your chance for Swiss citizenship. :haha:
GunMaster357 • Jan 5, 2011 3:43 am
toranokaze;703354 wrote:
If I saw one of those on the road I would probably steal one.


Me too !!!
SPUCK • Jan 5, 2011 6:16 am
Probably swerve off the road -> off a cliff -> wheels off the ground -> car explodes.

Wait, that's what's in those sheep so poachers get their just reward.
contructme • Jan 5, 2011 7:53 am
That would never work in America....Every Hillbilly with a truck would aim for 'em and run them over.
Sheldonrs • Jan 5, 2011 8:26 am
It's a Ba-a-a-a-a-hd idea. :-)
monster • Jan 5, 2011 8:30 am
You wooled say that
Trilby • Jan 5, 2011 8:41 am
some are red-striped, some are plain white...and then there's the lone blue-striped fella. wonder why.

crazy ass Swiss.
monster • Jan 5, 2011 8:48 am
He's the blue-striped sheep of the family.
monster • Jan 5, 2011 8:49 am
(Can't use the B-word any more. not PC)
Shawnee123 • Jan 5, 2011 8:54 am
I have distant family in Switzerland (google my maiden name and there are a few of us) but that isn't my da-a-a-a-a-a-a-d. ;)
Shawnee123 • Jan 5, 2011 9:00 am
*snore*

Sorry, just fell asleep trying to count them.
TheMercenary • Jan 5, 2011 9:35 am
That is a great idea.
Clodfobble • Jan 5, 2011 1:55 pm
Cuteness aside, around here traffic cones are often used to denote temporary lanes in some very narrow areas. The sheep-shapes would take up too much space.
Shawnee123 • Jan 5, 2011 2:28 pm
Sheep-shape! Tally-ho! :)

She sells sheep-shapes by the seashore.
WillieO • Jan 5, 2011 4:10 pm
contructme;703379 wrote:
Every Hillbilly with a truck would aim for 'em and run them over.
And some hillbilly's would take em home, put em in black fishnet stockings and, um....we'll leave it at that.:blush:
Wombat • Jan 5, 2011 9:52 pm
They don't look very stackable. Traffic cones frequently need to be stacked.
monster • Jan 6, 2011 12:03 am
Wombat;703568 wrote:
They don't look very shaggable. [strike]sheep[/strike]Traffic cones frequently need to be shagged.


Are you sure you're not a kiwi?
plthijinx • Jan 6, 2011 12:17 am
WillieO;703510 wrote:
And some hillbilly's would take em home, put em in black fishnet stockings and, um....we'll leave it at that.:blush:


rotor hammer?

naw i put blue stockings on mine. um. err. okbai.
Shawnee123 • Jan 6, 2011 8:40 am
Shawnee123;703460 wrote:
Sheep-shape! Tally-ho! :)

She sells sheep-shapes by the seashore.


Don't you hate it when you make a joke, then later on in the evening think about how it could be improved upon? Oh, is that just me, rehashing and critiquing everything I said and did throughout the day? :blush:

Anyway:

She sells sheep-shapes by the seascape.

:p:
monster • Jan 6, 2011 11:18 pm
Shawnee123;703662 wrote:
Don't you hate it when you make a joke, then later on in the evening think about how it could be improved upon? Oh, is that just me, rehashing and critiquing everything I said and did throughout the day? :blush:

Anyway:

She sells sheep-shapes by the seascape.

:p:


it needed to be "sheep-shape and Bristol-fashion".
plthijinx • Jan 7, 2011 12:09 am
Shawnee123;703662 wrote:
Don't you hate it when you make a joke, then later on in the evening think about how it could be improved upon? Oh, is that just me, rehashing and critiquing everything I said and did throughout the day? :blush:

Anyway:

She sells sheep-shapes by the seascape.

:p:


me too. but can i have my sheep delivered? with proper orifices? they're not alive so i don't need the rubber boots.....
SPUCK • Jan 7, 2011 7:03 am
Wombat;703568 wrote:
They don't look very stackable. Traffic cones frequently need to be stacked.


Oh great.. Just what we need, "stacking sheep".

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Shawnee123 • Jan 7, 2011 8:30 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
Gravdigr • Jan 12, 2011 6:08 pm
xoxoxoBruce;703346 wrote:
...felt traffic cones are a safety necessity...


Wait, wait, WAIT!!! Their traffic cones are made of felt?
HungLikeJesus • Jan 13, 2011 6:58 pm
Well, felt is made from wool, so it's only appropriate.