Sarky Phages

Wouldn't it be terrible if phages were sarky -there's so many of them. The whole of life would be like the current events forum or something

http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?p=703208#post703208

If it weren't for sar cough-a-gus, I wouldn't have any cough-a-gus at all. And while phages might not be sarky, cuttys often are.