Dweller NSFW 2011
I started the thread, but I really wish a female would post here first. If no one steps forward, I'll do a little manscaping & post.
Seeing I can only post from work at the moment, I don't think I'll be posting or even looking at this thread. Bugger!
...I'll do a little manscaping & post.
DO IT!Bri - If not one else steps forward, then I will. It's just that the last time I did, it didn't go over too well.
;)Maybe you could just PM her?
Pump up your tool, stick the plunger in your ass and take the picture already!
:p:
Looks like the 1st pic is mine. But only part of it is me. This is how I spent Sunday morning. :-)
Is it better to give than to receive?
Is it better to give than to receive?
Normally I prefer to give but this was without doubt the best blowjob I've ever had.
And he was VERY appreciative of what I gave him. ;-)
And he was VERY appreciative of what I gave him. ;-)
A twenty?
Inches!
that's what I meant ;)
YAY! Round of applause for Shel!
Way to go Shel. You saved my bacon. BTW, a female Dweller has promised to send me a picture we can post anonymously.
YAY! Round of applause for Shel!
I'm not giving Shel the clap.:headshake
I'm not giving Shel the clap.:headshake
How about the finger? Or TWO if you like! Muahahaha
Grav, have you ever heard the saying "if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all? You and cap'n should be ashamed. This thread is for dwellers to post intimate images without fear of being ridiculed for it. I'm sure many of us dweller women are very happy to have a couple of men participate, finally! Those who aren't, are discreet enough not to be rude about it.
Thank you Shel, I applaud you and your "friend."
Posted with the permission of the model.
I test all my toys on myself first. This one is a red hot success.
will post pics of the toy in question later.
will post pics of the toy in question later.
You call something that leaves marks like that a "toy"? I admire your pain threshhold, sir!
Posted with the permission of the model.
I test all my toys on myself first. This one is a red hot success.
wait a minute. not that I want to dwell on this particular photo, but is this your ass or not? this is the
dwellar nsfw thread. when you say 'with the permission of the model' it makes me think you've taken a picture of another man's ass. ...which is fine if that's your thing... but that would mean that it's not an actual dwellar.... unless it is...and then ..well... that's interesting, too.
heheh, yes, jimhelm, I gave permission. This is photographic evidence, at last, that I am an ass. At least this part of me is.
Grav, have you ever heard the saying "if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all? You and cap'n should be ashamed. This thread is for dwellers to post intimate images without fear of being ridiculed for it. I'm sure many of us dweller women are very happy to have a couple of men participate, finally! Those who aren't, are discreet enough not to be rude about it.
Thank you Shel, I applaud you and your "friend."
Umm...Just where did I say something bad about Sheldon?
I see where I made a joke from Sundae's comment, but there's nothing aimed at Sheldon or Sundae for that matter.
Ever heard the saying "If you don't know what you're talking about STFU?" (<--BTW, that's meant to be funny, not mean. Really. :D)
I ridiculed no one. I'm the last person to say/do something to make ppl keep their clothes on. Sheldon certainly didn't seem offended. I don't think Sundae was bothered. The only person seems to be bothered is you. And if you
are offended, sorry. Trust me, not many ppl have to wonder what I'm thinking, it's usually preeeeeeetty obvious.
And, btw...If you reacted like that to my not wanting to give Shel the clap, does that mean you
want him to get it?:eyebrow:
i'm clapping my hands on that comment. oh and laughing too!
oh and V? that's a serious case of red ass you got there! :spank:
:eek:
i second that! wish i had that much!
Umm...Just where did I say something bad about Sheldon?
I see where I made a joke from Sundae's comment, but there's nothing aimed at Sheldon or Sundae for that matter.
Ever heard the saying "If you don't know what you're talking about STFU?" (<--BTW, that's meant to be funny, not mean. Really. :D)
I ridiculed no one. I'm the last person to say/do something to make ppl keep their clothes on. Sheldon certainly didn't seem offended. I don't think Sundae was bothered. The only person seems to be bothered is you. And if you are offended, sorry. Trust me, not many ppl have to wonder what I'm thinking, it's usually preeeeeeetty obvious.
And, btw...If you reacted like that to my not wanting to give Shel the clap, does that mean you want him to get it?:eyebrow:
Well then I apologize for misinterpreting
your response. I was angered by capn reaction, and then read your comment in the same mindset. So I'm sorry I misread it. Good to know you're clean I guess.
@bigV: I am very curious as to what you call a "toy." I did not realize your swayed that way. That is a very naughty buttocks, probably deserved the spanking it got.
@anon: Wow. Just wow.
ATTN:
COULD A FEMALE [SIZE="7"]PLEASE[/SIZE] POST FEMALE FLESH IN THIS THREAD???
SOON???
kthnxbai
ETA: @ anon: I don't like you.
Good to know you're clean I guess.
:D
Now THAT is a nice cock! All it needs a my mouth around it to complete the picture. :D
But, then we'd just see the top of your head...
So V, you gave yourself a hiding, then gave yourself permission to post the evidence? lol Nice.
@bigV: I am very curious as to what you call a "toy." --snip
Wish granted.Anon - I second the wow.
Thank you very much.
Even Merc had his mouth open ready (:eek:)
V - very taut and very taught, good for you.
[AW]
[/AW]
BOOOOOOBBBBBYYYAAHHH !!!!
Thanks Vana !!!
Looks LURVLE !!!!
verrrrrrry nice!
me? i'd post but i don't have a ruler short enough to suffice.
:eek2:
Oh, you have just got to uncover those!!
They're smothering!!!!
me? i'd post but i don't have a ruler short enough to suffice.
What kind of engineer doesn't have a micrometer? :mock:
I saw that the most recent post here was from our good friend Sheldon. I saw it clearly.
[SIZE="1"]And, yet, I clicked it anyway...[/SIZE]
:D
What kind of engineer doesn't have a micrometer? :mock:
i use a scale sir. ya know, the side that reads 1/4" = 1'-0" :rolleyes:
Shel, I hope you're not responsible for that poor boy's bruises!
At least not unless he asked for them :)
Shel, I hope you're not responsible for that poor boy's bruises!
At least not unless he asked for them :)
He came with the bruises.... and with me.
BTW, is it bragging if I say he was the 2nd one yesterday?
Gotta love gay boys with daddy issues. lol!!!
BTW, is it bragging if I say he was the 2nd one yesterday?
A little slutty maybe, but not bragging.:3_eyes:
DAMN SHEL, how do I get men like you? Although I don't like anything remotely anal....maybe thats my issue, but I can't help it.
YOU A PLAYER!
He so better be over the age of consent.
He so better be over the age of consent.
He is. :-) By 7 years.
enough of the queer shit...not to slam you shel but...here is the previous anon with a female that thoroughly enjoyed the rod.
You missed the hole. hehehe
that doesn't look anonymous to me... that looks *deeply* personal.
... although both of them have kept their trousers on!
Thanks anon.
I can't believe we had such a cock drought for so long, and now we get them weekly!
Heh.... I have a few like that. We'll see if I can "get up" the nerve to post some.... might need more bourbon first. Not to mention the permission of all the models.
No fair criticising if we don't get to see yours, Grav.
And personally, I prefer au naturel. The day I have to bleach my arsehole for a man is the day he's talking to the door closing behind me.
I didn't know people actually did that.
Kerosene, I find it helps to think of them as "people on the internet" instead of humans. :) Personally, I've never taken a look back there, I wouldn't even know if I were a candidate for bleaching.
Haha. Same here. And the thought that somehow I should know and didn't know I should know was a bit horrifying for a moment.
Gravdigr--
ew--no, that shit tastes nasty.
Besides, you know what they say doncha? Once you get past the smell, you've got it licked.
Oh, that's some funny shit.<---shit:lol2:
No fair criticising if we don't get to see yours, Grav.
I need to pick up a bleaching kit, some tangle-free conditoner, and some rouge first...
Personally, I've never taken a look back there, I wouldn't even know if I were a candidate for bleaching.
There's only one way to find out--let's put it to a vote!
i remember some years ago a porn star was on the howard stern show doing the bleaching thing. i looked on youtube to try and find that episode to no avail. instead i found this, with the same porn star.....
for those of you that want to make your chocolate spider vanilla.
what i want to know is.....who comes up with this shit??
[YOUTUBE]fhyNZDGs228[/YOUTUBE]
what about a cinnafrappacappuccino spider?
1-800-SHELDON ?
what about a cinnafrappacappuccino spider?
1-800-SHELDON ?
You know that's gonna cum with extra foam don't ya?
Dr Froth...?!?
:lol2: BWAHAHAHAHA!! and i bet drfroth hasn't even seen this thread!!that was a good one SG!
:lol2: BWAHAHAHAHA!! and i bet drfroth hasn't even seen this thread!!that was a good one SG!
Just call me Frothty the blow man.
ah well there is a member under the name of drfroth.....
ah well there is a member under the name of drfroth.....
There have been MANY "Members" under DrFroth.
By members, of course you mean female members of the mega-hot, foaming at the southmouth Club Moistslut.
In which case...you would be very correct.
:D
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if you want more from me... ask, and ye might receive.
Thank You Mam !! May we have another ???
YUUUUUUMMMMMYYY !!!
Nice, nice. More arsecheeks please.
Nice, nice. More arsecheeks please.
You got it.
:smack: i'm pretty sure flint meant more of the last anon post! lol! at least i HOPE so! ewwwyeah. but i will say this...you are quite the exhibitionist. not my cup of tea mind you (yer sexual preferences) but i gotta admit you're umm different. a while back, about 14 years ago a very very good friend of mine who was homosexual (and no, i was a friend and not a toy) passed away from aids. he was one of the best people i have ever known in my life. actually it was due to his death that i learned to fly. he died when he was 38. the monday after his funeral i was in the office chatting with a coworker about what we would like to do before we die. we both agreed on flying. i came in wednesday and my coworker asked what i was doing on friday after work....we got off at noon on fridays. i said i didn't know maybe have a burger and beer with the guys and he said nope. we're going flying i signed us up for flying lessons. the rest is history. 14 years later flying is still almost better than sex for me! :D
That is because you actualy get to fly sometimes...hahahaha
:smack: i'm pretty sure flint meant more of the last anon post! lol! at least i HOPE so! ewwwyeah. but i will say this...you are quite the exhibitionist. not my cup of tea mind you (yer sexual preferences) but i gotta admit you're umm different. a while back, about 14 years ago a very very good friend of mine who was homosexual (and no, i was a friend and not a toy) passed away from aids. he was one of the best people i have ever known in my life. actually it was due to his death that i learned to fly. he died when he was 38. the monday after his funeral i was in the office chatting with a coworker about what we would like to do before we die. we both agreed on flying. i came in wednesday and my coworker asked what i was doing on friday after work....we got off at noon on fridays. i said i didn't know maybe have a burger and beer with the guys and he said nope. we're going flying i signed us up for flying lessons. the rest is history. 14 years later flying is still almost better than sex for me! :D
Wanna join the mile-high club...with me? ;-)
As for being an exhibitionist, I'm not as "adventurous" as I used to be.
10 years ago, I literally did it everywhere and anywhere as often as I could. Now i prefer home(o) delivery. ;-)
nah thanks i'll pass on that one lol!
@froth - right!
one more for now... but feel free to beg if you REALLY want more
TASTY !!!!!
Better with out the top though !
Even Betterer with out Top OR Bottom !!!!
.....
........pretty sure that's a dude......
How shit would you feel right now if it wasn't? :p
there's the 10 foot pole I'm not touching this thread with.
those aren't no child-bearing hips is all I'm sayin'.
Nope - no child-bearin' hips a 'tall.
Houston we have a problem.
I'm not entirely sure anon1 and anon2 are the same person, and bri may sorta have a point -the hips don't look the same....
but the towels and undies damn well do.... :lol:
I'm just envious of the flat belly.
I think I've wandered into the What is this? thread.
I think we may be looking at an anonycouple.
Here is a link to a Cellar
post from a couple of years ago that did not get any attention at the time, because it was in an obscure thread..
NSFW obviously.
I think we may be looking at an anonycouple.
wouldn't that be "anonymice"?
no, i'm a solo sorta gal. not my towel in the dick-pic.
are my hips really not ladylike enough for you...? i'm sorry.
Clearly this is a dude. Look at those cheeks! :D
Some beautiful ladies have thin, lythe bodies.
Couldn't get timer figured out on my camera, so it's not the posed affair I'd intended....but....it's me :P
there is a certain muscularity that is male here. Sorry to spoil the party - :D
A full frontal, knees to the top of the head, would clear up any confusion.
Are you confused Spex? That is a dude LMAO!
If I had a gun to my head... I'd say it was Ibram perpetrating a big old whammy on you boys
A gun to your head?
"this is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for shooting, this is for fun."
Are you confused Spex? That is a dude LMAO!
I'm not committing one way or the other. Nor am I turned on.
c'mon... we all saw it move
Looks like a dude to me... Minus the man hair.
I'm just envious of the flat belly.
Same here, male or female...:lol2:
the camera was on a tripod for all three pics, the angle of tile doesn't change, the first two pics are the same bikini, the first and last pic have the same faint mole on the back.
Gwennie?
j/k I think it is a well known gender renouncing dwellar
I know who this is. She's a gal.
the underwear has a slight aviation theme to it....KIAS = Knots Indicated Air Speed :D
I know who this is. She's a gal.
The way MaggieL is a girl?
The way MaggieL is a girl?
MaggieL was before my time
MaggieL was before my time
consider yourself lucky.
MaggieL is transgenered but still oh-so-much of a douchey man. Think Angry Self-Righteous Transgendered Lesbian and you've got an idea of Maggie.
Ok - maggie is a man who became a woman who was then hot for lesbian women. So I think the above stands as a description.
Now I'll duck as magg's supporters hurl stones at me.
o hei!
magg's last visit here was jan. 2011 so maybe maggie will pop up just to say hi. :lol:
consider yourself lucky.
MaggieL is transgenered but still oh-so-much of a douchey man. Think Angry Self-Righteous Transgendered Lesbian and you've got an idea of Maggie.
Ok - maggie is a man who became a woman who was then hot for lesbian women. So I think the above stands as a description.
Now I'll duck as magg's supporters hurl stones at me.
Wow, I didn't know all that. But it explains a lot. Thanks, Bri.
<throws a pillow at Brianna>
I am a friend of Maggie's. We've met IRL several times and speak on the phone once or twice a year.
I would say that I know her about as well as anyone here.
I would not say that she is angry. Opinionated? Certainly, as are we all. Some more so than others. Trans? Yep. Lesbian? nope. She identifies as bisexual.
That pic was definitely NOT Maggie. It's just not her style.
That part said, please be very careful when treading on transgendered ground. If you haven't walked a mile in her shoes, kindly refrain from thinking you "get" it. Being transgendered is a very difficult condition to have. It's absolutely NOT about sex, it's about physical congruity.
Actually, Maggie is a very nice person IRL. She has had more hardship than many in her time and that can leave scars that never quite heal. And it doesn't stop...ever. Consider cutting her some slack.
Yes, she visits from time to time but rarely posts anymore. Usually, it's because she hasn't really had time for such things. Her life is full enough.
And as an addendum, please don't suggest that Maggie is anything but female. That's a sure way to rouse her ire. She has gone through Hell and back to get where she is now. She has made sacrifices that no one should be called upon to make and gone through a lot of physical and emotional pain. I am happy for her that she has found an accepting partner with whom to share her life. She is one of the lucky ones. Most transpeople lead very lonely lives, punctuated by chronic unemployment and ostracism. They have to become very strong to deal with that and if they sometimes seem bitter, it's because even after all they have endured to get that coveted M or F on their ID, people STILL bring up their painful past.
Shame on you Brianna, I know you know better than that.
I have zero problem with transgendered people for their transgendered-ness (for lack of better word)
I have a big problem with the kind of personality maggie is. I really dislike her and have my own history with her - she's a screaming, finger-pointing, holier-than-thou type and I hate that in a person.
Shame on me? Huh. I guess I'm allowed to dislike whom I wish to dislike ffs. Maggie was a total and complete fucking bitch to me. I haven't forgotten it - it was that mean spirited. She's had pain in her life? join the goddamn club.
I stand by my opinion of her. We differ - condition of life.
if all you people are going to do is tell me i'm not curvy enough and say i look like a man, well, i guess i won't be posting any more, then. thanks for hurting my feelings you guys.
I didn't think you looked like 'a man' so much as a very particular, somewhat androgynous looking young man who occasionally frequents these boards and who can manage to look handsome or beautiful depending which look he is after.
I am pretty androgynous looking myself.
I know who this is. She's a gal.
orly?
I knew who it was too. Y'all aren't paying enough attention to who regularly posts in the NSFW threads. Bodies are just as recognizable as faces.
Anon: think of this as a testament to how much weight you've lost. They didn't recognize such a lovely slim body, and since there aren't a lot of other Dwellars the right age, Ibram had to be the next assumption by default. Loudly pointing out androgynous characteristics might just be their way of pretending they didn't get a boner. ;)
i didn't get a boner but that's probably all the oxy talking...
I didn't get a boner but that's cause I'm a girl and just...well, don't get turned on by girls. I do get turned on by girls getting boners though, but that could be tmi, so just ignore that bit.
Anyway, are we guessing who anon is? If so, I reckon mtp. At first I was thinking maybe clod, but then I thought - as much as she's a beautiful woman - she's had kids and might not have the time to get a belly that flat with everything else in her life these days, so I then turned my thoughts to childless young dwellars. There aren't that many.
I never thought it was a bloke.
i don't think it is proper to try to publicly identify an anon. the recent anon posts looked female to me and were quite attractive
No one has to own up Sarge, I'm just saying who I thought it was. I'm sure everyone else has had thoughts about who it might have been. :)
Anyway, are we guessing who anon is? If so, I reckon mtp.
MTP posted a pix of herself in a pirate outfit for Halloween. She's a volumptuous, curvaceous sexy mama. So, nopes, Anon ain't MTP.
Loudly pointing out androgynous characteristics might just be their way of pretending they didn't get a boner. ;)
:lol2:
ETA: You should all know, by way of warning, that I am no more than thirty seconds away from a boner at any time.
I think I figured out who it is and was not thinking the figure lacked curves as much as had a package in the second pic. That light colored something showing through the bikini bottom looked like it might be part of that package.
Then SG and Dana's sniggers made me think I was correct about he package.
Upon reflection, if I'm right about the id of anon, I can see how anon's work has paid off, my comment about lovely still stands.
Oh well. I admit I had lustful thoughts
I can think of only one person whole has undergone radical weight loss recently, and you will not convince me that anon is LJ.:D:bolt:
I can think of only one person whole has undergone radical weight loss recently, and you will not convince me that anon is LJ.:D:bolt:
:lol: LJ, you gotta post a sessy pix to prove Spexxvet wrong otherwise we're gonna start thinking that Anonymous pix is you. ;):D
I admit it...it's me....i dipilitated...
You got me.
Well, Limey keeps eating popcorn, so it sure as hell ain't her! :lol:
How's the swimming been going monster?
Well, Limey keeps eating popcorn, so it sure as hell ain't her! :lol:
Ain't that the truth!
How's the swimming been going monster?
Badly. for me. Have a cough and it makes brething uncomfortable during exercise. Worst with swimming :( Great for the school team (first practice today) and Hebe in General....
I have to confess anon isn't me....... *sigh*
whoever i am, it's irrelevant now. i'm not posting any more.
what happened to this place? it used to be so supportive and nice and kind. now it's just... mean. it's nice to know that i'm not only not curvy enough for you, but also that i apparently have a package.
thanks for the ego boost, guys.
"The Cellar: We are no longer impressed by a mere naked body. Face or GTFO"
It must be that the prevailing Cellar tagline is having that effect on people ...
There's always been a meeting point between 'skinny' girls, and boys. Take away the face and it's not always so easy to tell between them. I know, as I also have something of a 'boyish' figure.
The same sort of things got said about Twiggy when she was in her heyday. That she had no curves and looked like a boy. She didn't look like a boy, but she did have a 'boyish' figure.
For the record, I posted this pic in the 'Hot Girls' thread over at my gamer site and loads of posters said she looked too much like a guy: you are in excellent company.
she's hot, but then, i'm not a gamer.
also, she has very pronounced hips which is how i always interpret "curvy" curvy has nothing to do with having boobs, that would be "busty" or "zaftig"
Re Dana's example, take away the body and I would agree she is androgynous and very hot.
With the body she is obviously a woman though.
Back to recent discussion, Anon- please don't judge the Cellar because a couple of people have been confused. If you know you do not have a package, then you know it can only be a trick of the light. No one was trying to make you feel bad.
And let me tell you there are PLENTY of Cellar men who prefer a slimmer figure. Many people have posted that they envy you your stomach. People have said nice things to me when I've posted mine, but I can't remember ANYONE envying it. So it's not as bad as it might feel immediately.
Illustration to show how things can look incorrect in photographs:
yeah and not to put too fine a point on it, but it was the cellar ladies who all thought you were a dude, go back and re-read the posts.
This is my first comment re Anon.
Jus so you know.
yeah and not to put too fine a point on it, but it was the cellar ladies who all thought you were a dude, go back and re-read the posts.
Not all of them! come on, anon, don't take the hump ...at least no-one thought you were pregnant! That really hurts, I can tell you. But people are just trying to be friendly/jovial in the main, so one even gets over that. [SIZE="1"]whenareyoudueindeedmuttermumble.[/SIZE] I can see how the lighting makes it look like a cleverly concealed package if you're thinking along those lines/looking for that. I think people are a little bit wary of taking things at face value because there seems to be a troll attack/forum field trip looming.
Laugh@anon being me. If I was that skinny, I would not post as anon. LOL.
Thanks for the "voluptuous" comment Tulip, thats how I like to think too.
@anon, sorry a few thought you were a boy, I'm not entirely sure how that happened. People make weird assumptions sometimes and should probably learn not to make guesses about anons. Anyway, like some other female dwellers, I do have to admit envy over your flat tummy.
i don't think it is proper to try to publicly identify an anon.
Agreed. You all are asshats for doing that. What if you were anon and didn't want to be outed WTF is wrong with you. She must have been cringing for the last week while you all tried to guess who it was. You are all on report!
the recent anon posts looked female to me and were quite attractive
Agree even more. Anon - I have no idea who you are, nor do I care. You look wonderful. Bravo and thank you.
I neglected to thank anon for the pics, myself. Thank you anon, for putting yourself out there! People are people, sometimes you have to pick and choose what comments to hear and take to heart.
Pay no attn to the shallow fuckers, listen to me:
Moar pics. Sexier pics. Action pics!!
[COLOR="LemonChiffon"]29,28,27,26,25...[/COLOR]
I agree with G that anyone who posts is a lot braver than any of his or her critics.
If you have talent, you're an artist. If you don't you're an art critic.
I would have liked to see more of the hands in the photos but so far my mind is not changed. No matter, the photos are provocative and attractive regardless of gender.
I must admit to this: I saw that Nirvana had posted most recently in this thread, and I hastened.
Not exactly a dwellar, but the 49 year old mother of one
I'd like to sample those "Lucky Charms"!! Wait a minute---are we going to debate whether this is a male or female posterior? The last time we went through this I began to question my sexuality
I think the leg on the right is a pegleg.
peg leg? as in pirate booty?
Peg leg or Not ,
Thats FINE !!!
I have to comment on the layout. The darkened background and molded plastic tanning bed give it a retro sci-fi appearance. It wouldn't look out of place in a movie like 2001. If you held the camera yourself to frame the shot you get extra points. Well done!
now the grandaughter showing off her new ink.
Nice! Is that the grand daughter of the previous booty?
Does this mean your collective is a family group?
Attempts maths ... 49 - 16 = 33, -16 = 17 ... could be, but just barely. Although in Australia you must be 18 for a tattoo, we'd have to be pushing into some very teenage pregnancy for that. Tell me to STFU and mind my own business if you like, but I love a good mystery.
I have to comment on the layout. The darkened background and molded plastic tanning bed give it a retro sci-fi appearance. It wouldn't look out of place in a movie like 2001. If you held the camera yourself to frame the shot you get extra points. Well done!
Ditto! The picture looks really artistic and pretty to me. Btw, I like Anonymoo's grand daughter's pix too.
Nice! Is that the grand daughter of the previous booty?
Does this mean your collective is a family group?
Attempts maths ... 49 - 16 = 33, -16 = 17 ... could be, but just barely. Although in Australia you must be 18 for a tattoo, we'd have to be pushing into some very teenage pregnancy for that. Tell me to STFU and mind my own business if you like, but I love a good mystery.
Babies and tattoos at 16? OH MY GOD the collective lives in MY TOWN! :eek:
I believe there has been a misunderstanding. The straight guys wanted to see her tIts. lol!!
Babies and tattoos at 16? OH MY GOD the collective lives in MY TOWN! :eek:
Yeah we seem to get a lot of that here as well... *classy*
Poltergeist was on the other night and I rewatched it for shits and giggles.
It stands up well.
But I did notice that the Mum's age is given as 32, and the eldest daughter is 16.
Teenage pregnancy was alive and kicking before the MTV generation.
Ditto! The picture looks really artistic and pretty to me. Btw, I like Anonymoo's grand daughter's pix too.
I do too. And I can translate the writing. It says '3 Eggrolls, 1 Quart Lo Mein....':D
OK, now I'm getting hungry.
hope you enjoy...please don't hate. FYI, she is my stepdaughter. Now several of you will be able to figure out who we are. Please don't shout out our names.
GASP!!! SCANTILY CLAD WOMAN!!!SCANTILY CLAD WOMAN!!!SCANTILY CLAD WOMAN!!!SCANTILY CLAD WOMAN!!!SCANTILY CLAD WOMAN!!!SCANTILY CLAD WOMAN!!!SCANTILY CLAD WOMAN!!!SCANTILY CLAD WOMAN!!!SCANTILY CLAD WOMAN!!!SCANTILY CLAD WOMAN!!!SCANTILY CLAD WOMAN!!!
Heh, females in this thread, what a concept.
For the record, I did not post this picture.
:eyeball: :eyeball:
Yummylicious!
Ahh, the step-daughter thing, gives a bit more room for the numbers to move around.
I'm completely offended.
That sofa design is just unspeakable.
hope you enjoy...please don't hate. FYI, she is my stepdaughter. Now several of you will be able to figure out who we are. Please don't shout out our names.
Does she know you took her pix from behind and posted it on the forum? :eyebrow: Hihi...teasing you. :p: I'm sure you wouldn't do any such thing without consent. Btw, is that underwear sheer? And no lines too. Hmm...I like it. Can you tell me what brand that is? Or pm me if you prefer because I am asking a serious question. I really would like to get some. :D
I do too. And I can translate the writing. It says '3 Eggrolls, 1 Quart Lo Mein....':D
OK, now I'm getting hungry.
I was like....
For real??!!?? :lol:
I really would like to get some. :D
If you wear drawers like them,
and show 'em, you'll get some!:p:
Haha...well, I can get some without needing to show anything. ;)
She's got a good firm apple-cheeked bottom, I have to say.
And Anonymoo's step-daughter is fit too.
There's always been a meeting point between 'skinny' girls, and boys. Take away the face and it's not always so easy to tell between them. I know, as I also have something of a 'boyish' figure.
This is Jamie Bamber, "Apollo", from the most recent iteration of Battlestar Galactica. She is amazingly hot, and entirely female.
i'm confused again!! are we trying to say "ymoo" has a boyish figure?
i'm confused again!! are we trying to say "ymoo" has a boyish figure?
Nah, 'splode's just catching up and testing out those new valves....
I really would like to get some. :D
Well, if you'd like to get some, wearing underwear like that is a good way to do it ;)
This is Jamie Bamber, "Apollo", from the most recent iteration of Battlestar Galactica. She is amazingly hot, and entirely female.
Els, your post-surgery meds are playing tricks on you. That's Katee Sackhoff, character name Starbuck. Jamie Bamber, who does indeed play Apollo (and is, for the record, also amazingly hot) is
this dude.
Well, if you'd like to get some, wearing underwear like that is a good way to do it ;)
Nah, underwear like that is a good way not to show panty lines. I have a few vickies that are a guarantee to get some. ;) And no, I won't pose in them. And yes, I'm such a tease. :p:
Tulip i keep seeing you post in this thread and Jump to click the link , But No PIC !!!!
:lol: Let's see some of yours in this thread. ;)
This is Jamie Bamber, "Apollo", from the most recent iteration of Battlestar Galactica. She is amazingly hot, and entirely female.
Els, your post-surgery meds are playing tricks on you. That's Katee Sackhoff, character name Starbuck. Jamie Bamber, who does indeed play Apollo (and is, for the record, also amazingly hot) is this dude.
Woops!:lol2:
Gravdigr - that last comment really offended me!!
It offends me that you're offended. On report!
i;m offended that i don;t have any beer! oh, wait. it;s only 10:22 in the morning. shoot. i have to wait until at least noon time eastern.
Nah, underwear like that is a good way not to show panty lines. I have a few vickies that are a guarantee to get some. ;) And no, I won't pose in them. And yes, I'm such a tease. :p:
dag nabbit!
not the best pic. please don't hate
HOLY SHIT!
Is that a Nissan Sentra!?
kidding... nice pic moo! thanks! moar!
HOLY SHIT!
Is that a Nissan Sentra!?
:lol: Anyways, nice picture. I like the pose and your expression. :D
there's something infinitely sexy about a boob slipping free of it's restraints. much more so than bare breasts in my opinion.
Anonymoo: Is that you on the red car? The same person in the tanning bed? Cuz you definitely don't look 49!
there's something infinitely sexy about a boob slipping free of it's restraints. much more so than bare breasts in my opinion.
That's twice this millenium we agree on something, Jim.
Less is sometimes more.
Quite lovely. I too like the partially clothed aspect
I thought Jim said it was a Sentra.
A lot to like about this. The "public exposure" adds some excitement as well.
Els, your post-surgery meds are playing tricks on you. That's Katee Sackhoff, character name Starbuck. Jamie Bamber, who does indeed play Apollo (and is, for the record, also amazingly hot) is this dude.
Whoops...got the names twisted, didn't I? Doh!
Tulip seems to be trying games or testing me with posts and private messages. I am the same as the girl on the couch. My mother has the tattoo. I'm sorry so many critics don't like our posts. We really don't show that much. This is my feeling, don't try to be catty or knock someone's post if you haven't shown yourself.
REEOWR! Yeah, Tulip, sounds like high time to get postin' some pics, sweetcheeks.
I think Tulip is one of the sweetest peeps here. I don't think she'd mean any offence to anyone ever.
I haven't noticed any unfavourable comments.
I would say something had I ever posted pics of Myself nekkid. I would never...
Tulip seems to be trying games or testing me with posts and private messages. I am the same as the girl on the couch. My mother has the tattoo. I'm sorry so many critics don't like our posts. We really don't show that much. This is my feeling, don't try to be catty or knock someone's post if you haven't shown yourself.
I'm sorry if I've offended you in any way. I went back to all my responses and pms to Anonymoo to see how I may have offended you. It turns out I was confused that the picture of the person on the tanning bed is Anonymoo. The two following pictures had references as stepdaughter and granddaughter, so when you posted the picture with the red car and had no references, I assumed it was the same person as the first person on the tanning bed. When you asked not to shout out your names, I assumed you are an old member, that's why I joked with you about the taking pictures behind your daughter's back. No ill-intention but a tease I assumed a long-standing member would not take offense because she knows who I am and would take it as a joke. I guess I've assumed too much, and they were all wrong. As for my pm, I still don't see what I said could've been offensive in any way. I was sincere in wanting to know where to get the underwear. Ah, yes, I also
assumed the person sending me the pm was the 49 yr.old person in the first picture. Too many wrong assumptions on my part. :neutral: Anyone who posts in this thread is extremely brave and deserves nothing but compliments. All my comments were meant as compliments, and I truly liked all the pictures posted under Anonymoo. I apologize if anything I've said came out as negative. I will refrain from making anymore comments from now on.
That's right Tulip, don't waste your time with comments. Just get to the pictures. ;)
just be yourself, tulip.. you cant go through life being afraid of offending people.f you meant no offense, then what the hell can you do? you made clear that it wasn't intended, and that's that.
Jim that kind of FU attitude really offends me.
Stuff happens. Anonymoo is more than one person & one of them took offense when you thought they were the grandmother. ouch. At least that's the way I read this. Tulip, there is only one way to fix this. You have to post a "nekkid" pic
Stuff happens. Anonymoo is more than one person & one of them took offense when you thought they were the grandmother. ouch. At least that's the way I read this. Tulip, there is only one way to fix this. You have to post a "nekkid" pic
You first! :D lol...just kidding...:p: Oh, I'm not really upset. If someone doesn't appreciate what I said, then I'd just not say it anymore. No biggie. :)
I offend my fuckin self sometimes.
Tulip, it is becoming abundantly obvious that the only way you can clear your name in this matter is to post pics.
Tulip, it is becoming abundantly obvious that the only way you can clear your name in this matter is to post pics.
Haha...nice try. I will post my pix in this thread when my ass looks as nice as yours. ;)
You're going to put Rogaine on your ass? :eek:
You're going to put Rogaine on your ass? :eek:
:lol2:
We shall require a sacrifice before we post again
OK, I just sacrificed a ham sandwich.
Let's sacrifice Tulip. Tulip, you must appease our benevolent over lords.
I just sacrificed 3 shots of whiskey ... a drink offering, if you will.
Just a few more shots and you'll post nekkid.
Just a few more shots and you'll post nekkid.
There speaks the voice of experience!
My wife holds my camera phone when I drink. It ain't gonna happen unless SHE starts doing shots.
There speaks the voice of experience!
:blush: True dat.
A lot less talk and a little more action, people!
Get those pics up!
A lot less talk and a little more action, people!
Get those pics up!
Backatcha!
A lot less talk and a little more action, people!
Get those pics up!
Yeah, dudes! Women have been sacrificed enough in history. It's time to use men for sacrifices. :D
Totally frigging boring.... I keep clicking on this hoping to see some skin... so far, nada.
Totally frigging boring.... I keep clicking on this hoping to see some skin... so far, nada.
Well, since you asked:
HAHAHA, Damn Shel, you're getting some serious action this year!
Wow, some dude sucking cock, boring...
Totally frigging boring.... I keep clicking on this hoping to see some skin... so far, nada.
mebbe you should post some. And not of the mrs.
Wow, some dude sucking cock, boring...
Some asshat being rude to another DNSFW poster...boring.
mebbe you should post some. And not of the mrs.
Yeah, Merc. Show us some skin. :D
Yeah, Merc. Show us some skin. :D
Or a pic of him sucking cock.
Wow, some dude sucking cock, boring...
Some dude getting his cock sucked is always boring WHEN IT'S NOT YOUR COCK! lol!!!
HAHAHA, Damn Shel, you're getting some serious action this year!
I don't know what it is but turning 50 seems to be like catnip to twenty something gay guys. Thank God for twinks with daddy issues!
LOL!!
Or a Sugar Daddy. Maybe a Lollipop, since he gets licked.
I don't know what it is but turning 50 seems to be like catnip to twenty something gay guys. Thank God for twinks with daddy issues!
LOL!!
Either that or you're just a very attractive, sexy mature man. ;) While we're on the subject, why not let us see your other head...the one on the top. Would love to see your handsome face. ;)
i don't think they make a magnifying glass big enough for me to post a dnsfw pic. :(
Oh, I've missed another picture of two men engaged in sexual activity. Joy.
glad i wasn't taking a sip of my beer on that one grav!!
Either that or you're just a very attractive, sexy mature man. ;) While we're on the subject, why not let us see your other head...the one on the top. Would love to see your handsome face. ;)
Careful what you wish for. Click on my name. It's in my profile. :-)
Yeah, that's how some of us feel about any of these pics, even the ones you pant like stupid mongrels for, so why is your disdain more meaningful in any way shape or form due to the sex of the picturees? I mean, jebus, grow the fuck up. :eyebrow:
Oh, I've missed another picture of two men ENGORGED in sexual activity. Joy.
Fixed it for ya.
Yeah, that's how some of us feel about any of these pics, even the ones you pant like stupid mongrels for, so why is your disdain more meaningful in any way shape or form due to the sex of the picturees? I mean, jebus, grow the fuck up. :eyebrow:
If you are offended by my sexual preferences, go get fucked.
You aren't the only one here.
Who the fuck do you think you are telling me how to think?
Grow a thicker skin.
If you don't like it get the fuck out.
Stop your crying.
Shut the fuck up.
As one man who doesn't give a fuck, I am tired of you.
Well, now, you're just pouting.
You don't get to pick what goes where.
You're abusing the NSFW tag.
The NSFW tag is not to be used as a catch-all category.
ALL that shit, and everything else
you people said to
me.
Warily, I say unto you: H. U. M. O. R.
:headshake
...so why is your disdain more meaningful in any way shape or form due to the sex of the picturees? :eyebrow:
How'd you get "my disdain can beat up your disdain" from this:
Oh, I've missed another picture of two men engaged in sexual activity. Joy.
You keep that shit-stirring stick right handy dontcha? Must be up your ass.
Careful what you wish for. Click on my name. It's in my profile. :-)
Is that a recent picture? I want a recent picture. :D And smile at us...where were you looking at? :p:
glad i wasn't taking a sip of my beer on that one grav!!
Humor. Plthijinx saw it.
Fixed it for ya.
Humor. Shel saw it.
:bitching:
Infinite Monkey. Not so much.
i don't think they make a magnifying glass big enough for me to post a dnsfw pic. :(
We don't need to see your baby wee wee, dear. Put on a nice looking brief and strike a pose. ;)
We don't need to see your baby wee wee, dear. Put on a nice looking brief and strike a pose. ;)
i don't own any briefs. boxers babe! i need the room!
Sorry grav. It was building from the other comment, from the droll troll. Hurried a post when I should have kept the big mouth shut. I should've caught the humor. My bad.
huh, I guess Infinite Monkey is just like S123 in this thread... all words and no pictures.
You want to keep your dinner down, doncha? :unsure:
okokokokokok! OKAY! one for the ladies! and sorry. no magnifying glass.
Is that a recent picture? I want a recent picture. :D And smile at us...where were you looking at? :p:
It's about 2 years old and I was looking at my kitchen light when I took it with my phone. Thye last pic of my dick getting sucked is from Saturday. lol!!!
Oh, I've missed another picture of two men engaged in sexual activity. Joy.
Would you prefer to see two women engaged in sexual activity?
if the answer is not an emphatic no, then STFU already, you sexist, homophobic, socially inept asshat.
This is the place where it's OK to post NSFW pics, and it's not OK to criticize those who do. The rest of the cellar is sorta the other way around. I really want to believe you're smart enough to get that.
And you need to put up or shut up. You're all full of your sexual encounters with Baby. I suspect you're full of shit and Baby is Rosie Palm and her five lovely daughters.
Humor. Plthijinx saw it.
Humor. Shel saw it.
Infinite Monkey. Not so much.
humor fail. you're just a loser trying to back themselves out of a corner.
"it was a joke,
really, honest, I love ya like a bro"
okokokokokok! OKAY! one for the ladies! and sorry. no magnifying glass.
You're suck a dork...:nuts:
Btw, why doe men think if they were to post a nsfw pix, it would have to be of their penises? Of the many pics of the female in here, no private parts were shown. They were sexy pics in lingerie, silhouettes, etc. So, here to give ideas to you fellow men, I've got some sample poses for ya. :D This first one is a naked one, but we don't have to see your "junior." ;)
Boxers? Yeah, you can look sexy in boxers too! Here's a fun pose...LOL....(ok, this looks kinda silly :p:) But we have silly men in the forum.
Sexy poses with boxers!! Or you can lose the shirt, but these men look sexy with it on. ;)
tulip - i thought the purpose of this thread was to post photos of dwellars, not underwear models. why not post some non-nude pics of yourself in lingerie?
tulip - i thought the purpose of this thread was to post photos of dwellars, not underwear models. why not post some non-nude pics of yourself in lingerie?
Those pics were ideas for you men. :p: Anyhoo, as things were. And I don't do nsfw pics. If I do, I would've posted something already. Or maybe I have as Anonymous and you don't know it. Who knows? ;)
:)
hehehhehehe....funny.....
Those pics were ideas for you men. :p: Anyhoo, as things were. And I don't do nsfw pics. If I do, I would've posted something already. Or maybe I have as Anonymous and you don't know it. Who knows? ;)
Actually, Sarge is right, chick. I'd hate to see female lingerie models posted in this thread, so it's not really fair to include pics of male models.
I get what you were saying of course.
Would you prefer to see two women engaged in sexual activity?
if the answer is not an emphatic no, then STFU already, you sexist, homophobic, socially inept asshat.
This is the place where it's OK to post NSFW pics, and it's not OK to criticize those who do. The rest of the cellar is sorta the other way around. I really want to believe you're smart enough to get that.
[COLOR="Red"]1. And you need to put up or shut up.[/COLOR] [COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]2. You're all full of your sexual encounters with Baby[/COLOR]. I suspect you're full of shit and Baby is Rosie Palm and her five lovely daughters.
humor fail. you're just a loser trying to back themselves out of a corner.
"it was a joke, really, honest, I love ya like a bro"
Fuck you you shit-stirring cunt. You could've kept your goddamned mouth shut right here but no you couldn't wait to stir. Fuck you. You are nothing more than a goddamned bitch. Who's telling who how to think?
[COLOR="Red"]1. I'm short and fat who wants to see that? If we wanted to see a fat walrus we'll take another eye-blazing glance at you whale surfing at the fake ocean.[/COLOR][COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"] 2. Not lately, I shut the fuck up about that a long time ago, why don't you?[/COLOR] And baby is a
[SIZE="7"][COLOR="Red"]goddamned[/COLOR][/SIZE] sight prettier than you are, you fucking fat cow.
Take all your shit-stirring sticks, build a boat, sail back to wherever you came from, and bitch to them. Because I could not give a fuck what you think.
I have
my suspicions, too.
tulip - i thought the purpose of this thread was to post photos of dwellars, not underwear models. why not post some non-nude pics of yourself in lingerie?
He'stellingherhowtothinkHe'stellingherhowtothinkHe'stellingherhowtothink !!!!!!
GethimmonsterGethimmonsterGethimmonster!!!! GethimGethimGethim!!!!!
This is 2of5. Can't we all play nice? I can't help but think our photos started a great deal of this drama.
Gravdigr-I think you really went over the line with this one. I can see your frustration, but you are only making yourself look worse.
Big Sarge: You've been harsh with Tulip. You keep pushing her to pose when she has clearly said she wouldn't.
Now let's all hold hands and sing Kumbaya (sic?)
Oh, boy! he's not just a homophobe, he's ALSO a chauvinist!
let me walk you through this.
this thread is for anyone and everyone to post whatever sort of nekkidness they want. without people like you making insulting, degrading, and erasing comments about it. Saying "i missed more naked men, joy" is about on par with "hey i don't mind gay guys, i just don't want them being all faggy in public" or "i'm not a homophobe, i just dont want them hitting on me, it's disgusting." if you don't want to see pictures of dwellars of all shapes, sizes, sexes, and types, don't wade into this thread. thinking in your head "yeah, i don't mind that i missed a picture of shel getting his pole polished" is one thing. saying it out loud is NOT okay, joking or otherwise. it's the equivalent of saying "phew, im glad i missed those niggers having sex in this thread."
and then to have the NERVE to launch that tirade against monster. first off, calling someone on their homophobic and offensive posting isn't "shit-stirring", it's a moral responsibility to everyone who respects equality and tolerance. and if your argument is that you AREN'T a bigot, the way to prove that is NOT to use inherently sexist slurs to attack both the personality and the appearance of the dwellar pointing out your bigotry.
as for the rest of you, i am completely fucking appalled at you, too. most of you, at least. for a bunch of supposedly enlightened, smart, tolerant people, the way you treated the anonymous poster who you all accused of being a "man" is disgusting. i really would have expected better from the cellar. if any of you were wondering why you haven't seen me around lately, no small part of it is because you are getting more and more intolerant and judgemental. thread after thread, i run into homophobia, transphobia/trans erasure, heteronormativity, and lurid speculation as to the gender identity of any "wtf" that you find unattractive.
i'm just about done with the cellar, at this point. it's just become a hive of bigotry and offense rivaled only by the likes of /b/ and youtube commenters.
I can't help but think our photos started a great deal of this drama.
Not at all. This was a long time stirring and little spats across multiple threads. Was bound to happen sooner or later.
You, collectively, had zero to do with it,
You could, however, post some nekkedness real quick and distract everyone.
this thread is for anyone and everyone to post whatever sort of nekkidness they want. without people like you making insulting, degrading, and erasing comments about it.
I believe that was Merc.
But I agree with your assessment of what this thread is about.
and then to have the NERVE to launch that tirade against monster.
See above - Its been a long time coming.
as for the rest of you, you are getting more and more intolerant and judgmental. thread after thread /.../
i'm just about done with the cellar, at this point. it's just become a hive of bigotry and offense
Interesting statement Ibby. I know I'm not your favorite or anything, but I respect you saying that - A lot.
Ibram shut the fuck up.
Fuck you Gravdigr. Ibram has as much right as anyone to make his point. And frankly, on this issue he probably has more right, having been a victim of homophobia on this site himself in the past.
Just want to make one point though Ibby: personally, I didn't see it as 'accusing' that anonymous poster of being a man. I saw it as genuine curiosity about someone with an ambiguous look. Speaking as someone who is regularly mistaken for a bloke (yes, even one time when dressed to the nines in a mini-skirt dress, high heels and newly blonded flick hairstyle, back when I was in my early 20s) I don't think that it really means anything that someone is not instantly identifiable when much of what might identify them is not in the picture.
Nor does being ambiguous make someone unattractive. I myself wasn't sure of the gender of that poster. But I'd stand by my comments at the time that male or female they looked beautiful. Actually, at the time I thought it was you. Because you are a good example of someone who is going to be beautiful when they dress feminine and handsome when they dress masculine.
@ Gravedigr. Seriously, you are coming across as a total chauvenist pig right now. I am appalled at the tirade you just launched at Monster. Not because it was a tirade, but because of the nature of insults you chose to use.
And the comment about missing the man on man action was completely out of order. It suggests two things: firstly that you do not want gay dwellars posting their stuff. And secondly, that actually, you come in here expecting tits. This is a DWELLAR nsfw thread. All dwellars. It's not just a place for us ladies to get our norks out for the entertainment of dwellar blokes. Frankly, I am really glad that Sheldon posts stuff like that. Because aside from CapnHowdy there aren't many Dwellar men willing to do their bit (so to speak ;p).
Dwellar NSFW thread = not a fucking reader's wives thread.
dressed to the nines in a mini-skirt dress, high heels and newly blonded flick hairstyle, back when I was in my early 20s
I'd like to see that, even if it's SFW. ;)
Actually, at the time I thought it was you.
I think Ibby's giant python would have ripped through those little panties.
you come in here expecting tits.
Hoping for..... always hoping for....
Actually good point about Ibby's python ;p The last pics (sfw) I saw of him were a few years ago. He was only a lad then. May well have filled out/bulked up a bit since then ;p
There is a pic of me somewhere in here. *smiles* and it definately isn't sfw
Well this thread is getting fun.
Just a thought: if this board, and particularly this thread, is about free expression, then why are people jumping down each other's throats for posting something they don't like? I'm sure grav is *SO* fucking sorry for violating the precious intent of this thread monster, but its a public board so kindly cram it. Or don't. I sure don't give a shit lol. Just don't bitch about him saying something *you* don't like when its a *public* *open* thread. And grav you need to chill. If she's "stirring shit" then you're asking her what size ladle she wants. If you don't like what the cow has to say then just ignore her. There's an idea.
Just out of curiosity, am I allowed to have an opinion? On anything? Can I voice my opinion? Do I have to keep it to myself? Why don't you have to keep your opinions to yourself?
Or is it just everybody else's opinion that has the right to be voiced?
By your own statements, "
Everyone is entitled to their opinion." Are they, or aren't they?
Last time I checked, I was one. Even the U.S. Census says so.
You all (the mouthy ones) seem to think it's every opinion but mine that matters, but it's mine you keep bitching about. I think I'm having more impact all the time.
And:
Did I say "Eeew lookit dem queers!"?
Never.
Did I say "Damn them faggots on my puter screen!"?
Never.
Because contrary to what you all would like to believe, I'm not like that. You continue to hear what you
think I'm thinking.
The pictures were never more than the subject of a fleeting comment. Fleeting, until some chick-with-a-stick saw her hot button flash.
BTW, I think (and I'm sure someone will correct me if I'm wrong) I've only directly referenced the pictures, that you folks think I'm so tore up over, twice. And one of those was the 'Joy' comment.
And I stopped caring what any of you thought of me a while back. You can prolly tell in my posts, if you read any others, instead of seeing what everyone else was bitching about and just chiming in.
I can see you don't care. You're dropping your not caring into every thread.
Just a thought: if this board, and particularly this thread, is about free expression, then why are people jumping down each other's throats for posting something they don't like? I'm sure grav is *SO* fucking sorry for violating the precious intent of this thread monster, but its a public board so kindly cram it. Or don't. I sure don't give a shit lol. Just don't bitch about him saying something *you* don't like when its a *public* *open* thread.
"It's a public board" doesn't work when you're talking about blatantly homophobic insults towards specific people, Bullitt. A self-policing community does occasionally need to engage in some policing. Did he have the right to say what he said? Of course. But he was also a douchebag when he said it, and deserved to get called out on it. The tantrum afterwards is just par for the course, and doesn't really bother me one way or the other.
If you don't like what the cow has to say then just ignore her. There's an idea.
Like a turd on a silver salver?
I was ignoring her before she opened her maw this last time. She had to make a comment about Baby. Totally pissed me off. She had no fucking reason to go there. But she wanted to bring in the family and/or loved ones.
No worries though, The New World Order is coming...
I can see you don't care. You're dropping your not caring into every thread.
Come now...Every thread?
"It's a public board" doesn't work when you're talking about blatantly homophobic insults towards specific people, Bullitt.
I defy you to find a homophobic comment posted by me. Make sure that comment is directed, and not a reference.
Come now...Every thread?
Hyperbole, dear :p
and doesn't really bother me one way or the other.
And yet, here you are.
Hyperbole, dear :p
Wow, that's a big word. What's it mean?
Serious question, or sarcasm?
I defy you to find a homophobic comment posted by me. Make sure that comment is directed, and not a reference.
I defy you to find the part where I was talking about you. It was only a
reference.
Don't know what JFC means. And really don't consider hyperbole a 'big word'.
Reminds me of arguments I had when younger and someone wuold say "what you swallowed a dictionary?!" after I had used a perfectly reasonable word.
I defy you to find the part where I was talking about you. It was only a reference.
Oh. I guess I was confused. It must've been the
other homophobic racist we're talking about...
Don't know what JFC means. And really don't consider hyperbole a 'big word'.
Reminds me of arguments I had when younger and someone wuold say "what you swallowed a dictionary?!" after I had used a perfectly reasonable word.
But, see, I know what that big word means. This little JFC means Jesus Fucking Christ.:yelsick:
Then why did you call it a big word? That's what i am getting at. You said that as if you thought I was using the word thinking it a 'big' or impressive word. When actually...it's just an appropriate word to describe what I was doing *confused*
But again, that would rest on the assumption that you thought I was using the word in an attempt to use what i considered an impressive word. When it's just a word.
And just for clarity: the reason I checked with you first rather than just responding to it as assumed sarcasm, is that i have no idea what your vocabulary includes as standard. As an ex-literacy tutor I am very careful with stuff like that.
Ex? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*smiles* oh come on. It's not like I grammar nazi all over the place.
I just never get the whole ' ooooo big word' sarcy comment. I use a word that seems perfectly reasonable, normal and in common currency, and someone responds with that.
I wonder if we could get UT to email Cellar.org links to nudists' websites inviting them to safari here while pointing out that we have a NSFW thread in which they could even post some family pictures. Our being a tolerant community could result in synergy.
Oh. I guess I was confused. It must've been the other homophobic racist we're talking about...
Yeah. He's the one standing right next to the
other long-term Dwellar that you--er,
he was derisive to regarding his NSFW picture. No one in particular.
For the record, I don't think you're racist. Just a wee bit homophobic. And I think you could probably get past it with a small reminder now and then, exactly like Merc a few posts before you. Notice he didn't get all big-red-fonty over it.
Don't know what JFC means...
Jesus Fried Chicken.
FFS Sheldon - this is all your fault. If you would quit finding twinks with Daddy issues none of this offensive shit would be happening. It's all your gay dick's fault.
Aren't you embarrassed and ashamed of yourself? :rolleyes:
And nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all
The needle returns to the start of the song
And we all sing along like before
And we'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow
[YOUTUBE]LL9O0B0gzZE[/YOUTUBE]
attempted levity. Sorry everyone.
Well Tulip, I'm sorry for being "pushy" with you. I guess I was testy because I thought you had chased anonymoo away and you weren't posting any of your own. I was just taking shit out on you (wrongfully so). I respect your choice not to post here. Many can't because of the social situation or are afraid of rejection. I know this was the case after I posted on here and it left me feeling awkward or inadequete afterwards.
Ibram, I respect what you say. I still think the photos in question were female and I found them very attractive.
Sheldon, I admit your pics aren't my cup of tea but I've never said anything negative about them. In fact I applaud your ability to put it all out there!
Pretty good read. I'm contemplating the underwear shots......
Well, I for one definitely appreciated your pics Sarge. I'm pretty sure sg dd too lol. I like the fact this thread comes in so many different flavours.
(eta) do it capn!
Fuck you you shit-stirring cunt. You could've kept your goddamned mouth shut right here but no you couldn't wait to stir. Fuck you. You are nothing more than a goddamned bitch. Who's telling who how to think?
[COLOR="Red"]1. I'm short and fat who wants to see that? If we wanted to see a fat walrus we'll take another eye-blazing glance at you whale surfing at the fake ocean.[/COLOR][COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"] 2. Not lately, I shut the fuck up about that a long time ago, why don't you?[/COLOR] And baby is a [SIZE="7"][COLOR="Red"]goddamned[/COLOR][/SIZE] sight prettier than you are, you fucking fat cow.
Take all your shit-stirring sticks, build a boat, sail back to wherever you came from, and bitch to them. Because I could not give a fuck what you think.
I have my suspicions, too.
OK I finally got here after a day of having a life and wading through all the shitloads of your posts about ME all over the board!
(beest assures me I've missed a few, but I'll get there....)
[COLOR="DarkOrchid"][SIZE="5"]IT REALLY IS ALL ABOUT ME![/SIZE][/COLOR]
I have lolled at many a post, but this one startled the cat. :lol:
1) Dwellars want to see it. The rest of us don't care about short/fat/ugly -we care about character. Oh and ouch my feelings on the walrus comment ;) At least I did it :p:
2) Sucks how stuff comes back to haunt you, huh?
..you couldn't give a fuck what I think? Hmmm.... :lol:
grow up, pothead.
You're suck a dork...:nuts:
Btw, why doe men think if they were to post a nsfw pix, it would have to be of their penises? Of the many pics of the female in here, no private parts were shown. They were sexy pics in lingerie, silhouettes, etc. So, here to give ideas to you fellow men, I've got some sample poses for ya. :D This first one is a naked one, but we don't have to see your "junior." ;)
hear, hear!
FFS Sheldon - this is all your fault. If you would quit finding twinks with Daddy issues none of this offensive shit would be happening. It's all your gay dick's fault.
Aren't you embarrassed and ashamed of yourself? :rolleyes:
Who said my dick was gay? lol!!
And there is no offensive shit. They all douche before I fuck them. ;)
I believe that was Merc.
Don't drag me into your Goddam BS over any of this shit.:mad2:
Now someone change the tone of this whole thing and post some nuddie pics! :blush:
I fell in a puddle and got some muddy on my nuddie. ;)
Who said my dick was gay? lol!!
And there is no offensive shit. They all douche before I fuck them. ;)
HAHAHa, I knew I could count on you to be one of the very few people
not looking for a reason to be offended Shel.
Let's change the tone of this thread. Here I am again. For reference, my mother has the tattoo on her booty & my stepdaughter has the tats on her back. Please don't hate & I swear to God I am a female
you certainly are.
...and you've been bad, I see.
Well Tulip, I'm sorry for being "pushy" with you. I guess I was testy because I thought you had chased anonymoo away and you weren't posting any of your own. I was just taking shit out on you (wrongfully so). I respect your choice not to post here. Many can't because of the social situation or are afraid of rejection. I know this was the case after I posted on here and it left me feeling awkward or inadequete afterwards.
I didn't even realized you were upset with me. I thought you just really wanted to see a sexy picture from a lady. :p: I don't recall seeing your picture in the dnsfw thread, perhaps I wasn't around then. I'm sorry that it had made you felt bad though. Had I been around, and vocal like these days, I would've given you a compliment. ;) :D I promise I won't chase away anymore members who post in here, well, at least not intentionally. :angel:
...& I swear to God I am a female
:lol2:
Christ on a bike, what i wouldn't give to have an arse like that!
as for the rest of you, i am completely fucking appalled at you, too. most of you, at least. for a bunch of supposedly enlightened, smart, tolerant people, the way you treated the anonymous poster who you all accused of being a "man" is disgusting.
OK. I wouldn't say anything but you're talking about the community I love. So here's the deal.
Five different people speculated it was you.
You posted nothing. Repeatedly.
Anonymous posted in response that "what happened to this place? it used to be so supportive and nice and kind. now it's just... mean."
Now in the first post you post since all this speculation, you are unhappy that the image had male/female speculators, but once again fail to mention the Ibby/not Ibby speculators; and your conclusion is, like Anonymous, that the Cellar is no longer supportive and nice and kind.
See, if it was you, and please! surely it was, then for you to say "I'm appalled you think it was a man!!" is either game-playing of the highest order, or a delusional take on self, gender, and the real world.
More than anything, what is needed everywhere is complete honesty and yes, an acceptance of others' values. But start with yourself, not everybody else, because that's easier.
No, it wasn't me. I don't have any panties that make my ass look that good. I was actually mostly just flattered that people thought i could pass that well, even if they were busy saying that "i" wasn't passing. I didn't reply sooner because I haven't been BACK to the cellar since this went down. But - and maybe i'm hypersensitive, compared to all you old farts, or maybe my pinko commie hippy school is to blame - as an LGBT youth, i find the tone and tenor of the way this forum treats gender and trans*, genderfluid, non-binary, and otherwise queer folks to be utterly offensive. Speculating on someone's sex, when they clearly identify as female, is, yes, offensive. Inherently and inevitably. I have been struggling with my own gender identity lately, and i'm increasingly sure i'm at least not a cis male, and i know for sure, if i were to post a picture of myself as a female, the MOST offensive and hurtful thing for all the initial responses to be would be "no thats a man." The problem isn't necessarily ill-will - it's much more likely sheer ignorance. I should go find some queer, trans*-friendly info to post for you. Someone's gender identity is not yours or anyone else's to police. If a male-bodied person identifies as a woman, to treat them otherwise, or even to speculate out loud, is INHERENTLY offensive. Joking in thread after thread about women actually being men is INHERENTLY offensive. I'm not appalled that anyone thought the anonymous poster was a man. I'm appalled that people thought it was their business to decide for the person in question what their gender was or seemed.
Trans* erasure, binarism, and transphobia are offensive and bigoted, not just to me but to the entire LGBT community.
and Dana: Thank you for saying "you are a good example of someone who is going to be beautiful when they dress feminine and handsome when they dress masculine." I keep myself up some nights wishing i could pass better, wishing i could look like the anonymous poster, struggling with my lumpy, ugly, butch man-body, but hearing things like that helps. Thank you.
Maybe we should have a single "Dwellars' Coming of Age Angst" forum for stuff like this. This thread is for the bits and pieces... Let's get back on track.
Bear in mind Ibby, there is also probably an element of not wanting to be 'tricked' by someone. That is to say, someone posting themselves as one thing, and then having got the response for that, outing themselves as the other with a big guffaw at those who were fooled. Less about what the other person is identifying themselves as so much as not wanting to be the butt of someone's deliberate fooling.
Not suggesting for one moment that that was what was happening, but just as posting pics of oneself is putting it out there...so is responding with arousal. I imagine a lot of people would feel slightly edgy about expressing desire if they even half suspected that said desire was then going to be flung back at them as the basis for jokes and/or insults. Our bodies are very personal, but so are our desires, and therefore both are likely to be wrapped up with certain sensitivities.
Just as we should respect and understand other people's own reading of their sexuality and gender identity, we should also spare a little understanding for the knotty issues around sexual desire and how problematic public expressions of those can be for some people.
And the last thing I think of when I think of you is 'butch'. You are a wonderfully elegant looking lad. Personally I have always rather liked androgynous looks. Maybe because I tend that way myself. I like it in gals and guys.
Funnily enough I thought about you whilst i was watching Christopher and his Kind on tv the other week. There was a description of 'boys' as being very beautiful. Put me in mind of you.
welcome to exactly what i mean. standing up against offensive, bigoted posting is dismissed as coming of age angst. welcome to the new face of the cellar.
That's not the new face of the cellar. The cellar has and always will be (I hope) made up of many faces.
Also, the LGBT territory is a strange and unusual one for most people. Treading in it at all can be dicey. Comments not intended to be offensive can easily become so. The 'rules' shift and are rarely consistent. I recently had a conversation with a very good friend of mine about the use of the term 'transgender', which she hates, but which is in common currency. Different people find different things offensive. That goes for whatever sexual identity. I would posit that the Cellar's response to Brian's recent announcement of his new identity as Pamela is just as typical.
Maybe we should have a single "Dwellars' Coming of Age Angst" forum for stuff like this. This thread is for the bits and pieces... Let's get back on track.
At least Ibram isn't something horrid like a grammar Nazi, he's just an LBGT Nazi (petite Nazi) and not the first one to pass through here. Let him post wherever an audience has gathered over relevant matters, his message has good intentions behind it.
"If a male-bodied person identifies as a woman, to treat them otherwise, or even to speculate out loud, is INHERENTLY offensive. "
I agree with DanaC having had transgendered people that worked for me at one time these particular 'men turned ladies' enjoyed outing themselves. While that may not be your feelings or the other anonymous posters on this thread's feelings, I don't think that most meant any of their comments as malicious. Just curiosity...
Ibram is just like anyone else, he can post whatever he wants. He's looking for ways to be offended. That's just the nature of the very young and he is particularly sensitive as he is dealing with his issues. My point was simply that the NSFW picture thread might not be the best place for it. That certainly doesn't mean he can't continue to post anything he wants, but it generally doesn't fit with the theme of the thread as we've seen it over the years.
Just to reiterate as well, regarding the less understanding comments:
They probably had less to do with views of that person's gender identity so much as our own fears of being made to look the fool. Of being the one who didn't spot the trick. Of being the one who thought they knew what was going on only to then discover they didn't. This is a public message board: if one is made a fool of here, it is potentially a public humiliation.
As I said: posting pics of oneself is putting it out there; but expressing desire is also something that puts one out there and makes one vulnerable.
Bear in mind Ibby, there is also probably an element of not wanting to be 'tricked' by someone. That is to say, someone posting themselves as one thing, and then having got the response for that, outing themselves as the other with a big guffaw at those who were fooled. Less about what the other person is identifying themselves as so much as not wanting to be the butt of someone's deliberate fooling.
Not suggesting for one moment that that was what was happening, but just as posting pics of oneself is putting it out there...so is responding with arousal. I imagine a lot of people would feel slightly edgy about expressing desire if they even half suspected that said desire was then going to be flung back at them as the basis for jokes and/or insults. Our bodies are very personal, but so are our desires, and therefore both are likely to be wrapped up with certain sensitivities.
Just as we should respect and understand other people's own reading of their sexuality and gender identity, we should also spare a little understanding for the knotty issues around sexual desire and how problematic public expressions of those can be for some people.
And the last thing I think of when I think of you is 'butch'. You are a wonderfully elegant looking lad. Personally I have always rather liked androgynous looks. Maybe because I tend that way myself. I like it in gals and guys.
Funnily enough I thought about you whilst i was watching Christopher and his Kind on tv the other week. There was a description of 'boys' as being very beautiful. Put me in mind of you.
Well stated. Thanks Dana.
You fellas better hurry up and make some more comments about anonymoo or 'they're' going to be offended. lol
I think their hands are probably a bit too busy to post right now...
Hell, given the response of the people here, maybe we should just eliminate this whole thread and idea that any dwellers should be allowed to post nudie pics at all. I did it one time and got totally burned by a scumbag dweller. It really is not worth the risk or confrontation that it creates IMHO.
Was that the one of your wifes arse? I still remember that picture. :) She has a nice arse.
Was that the one of your wifes arse? I still remember that picture. :) She has a nice arse.
Breasts. I tried to get them to delete it but could not get any action after the attacks on me.
I don't remember the boobs. Just the arse. Did I tell you I think your wife has a nice arse? lol
Personally, I wouldn't post a pic in this thread anymore. It's gone a long way from the fun and mild flirting that it used to have.
I think the point was that you posted your wife instead of yourself :-p
Dweller nsfw
I posted a pic and was glad I did
I think the point was that you posted your wife instead of yourself :-p
Dweller nsfw
I posted a pic and was glad I did
Well that makes it all right to call my wife names and attack me personally, basically, not enjoy the pic for it's face value, but to call my wife names. I am not sure that was the intent of the thread or the response I expected. But hey, that was years ago. Drop it.
I don't remember any namecalling. In that case forget my comment. The only thing I remember is that she was drop dead gorgeous and that there was a distinct lack of cock on show:-p
I posted a pic and was glad I did
where? in this thread? ftr i have too. anon.
I think their hands are probably a bit too busy to post right now...
Bingo! ;)
where? in this thread? ftr i have too. anon.
Nah. Was a year or so ago. Dwellar NSFW 2009 I think. I seem to recall it was when I'd got my little casio camera ... shortly before I broke it trying to take a pic of my arse ;p
[eta] it was this one:
http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=605253&postcount=358Trans* erasure
Firstly, you do realize that the Cellar was co-founded by a T and has had a high percentage of T users since the beginning.
I find this term to be heavily ironic, because nobody erases the T as much as the post-op! Pre-op womyn are often highly integrated into a support group of fellow Ts that, post-op, they are embarrassed by, and fall away from within weeks. A "real" woman finds being confused for a man more
hurtful than
offensive, because the proof is in the pudding. And if she wants to prove her status she can just show her pudding, which everyone noticed our anonymous poster did not do.
Compare that reaction to:
I have been struggling with my own gender identity lately, and i'm increasingly sure i'm at least not a cis male, and i know for sure, if i were to post a picture of myself as a female, the MOST offensive and hurtful thing for all the initial responses to be would be "no thats a man."
I think this is a reaction you should spend time getting over. The truth is that mankind *sigh* humankind, and really, all living beasts on the planet are specifically designed to pay attention to, and recognize, gender differences. Men, in particular, have brains designed to recognize sexual maturity.
That's right ladies: we the "standard" males are not staring at your tits because we like to (although we do), we are staring because millions of years of evolution have designed us to notice these signs. It's not because of some lack of sophistication or evolved thought. It's all designed this way, because if we hit it at the moment of biological readiness, the species is more likely to continue than if we wait.
Remarkably, scientists have now shown that a "standard" male's behavior changes when a woman he is pursuing is ovulating. The woman doesn't even know it, but she sends tiny different signals. The man doesn't even know it, but he receives them.
Similarly, a "standard" guy in an adult book shop who reaches the end of the het material and accidentally wanders into the gay section, is instinctively repulsed. So much so that we shiver and avert our eyes and retract without thinking about it. Even a cultured male who understands the basis of homosexuality and knows that it is not a big deal and is not threatened by it, will have this reaction.
So when Sheldon posts a cock-chugging pic, yes, after my 47 years of fighting for gay rights, my hundreds of gay friends and acquaintances, and ALL the time I've spent in theatre groups -- my instinctive reaction is FUCK, I DIDN'T REALLY WANT TO SEE THAT.
I don't particularly *mind* terribly, and I would never ever complain. In fact I work hard to make sure he has a forum to post it and would always fight for his ability to do so. But I would have preferred not to see it. And I love Sheldon like a brother. He's awesome, intelligent, funny, a real character.
Our thousands of years of culture has tried to put a layer of respectable behavior on top of these base, reptile-brain reactions, and sometimes we succeed at doing this. But to be offended by such a reaction is like being angry at the river for only flowing one way. Paddle against the stream if you must, but know that it'll be a hard time, and the river isn't going to change paths, no matter how you rage at it.
Maybe we should have a single "Dwellars' Coming of Age Angst" forum for stuff like this. This thread is for the bits and pieces... Let's get back on track.
Maybe we should have a single "unemployed violence mongers who are angry at the world" forum for people like you.
welcome to exactly what i mean. standing up against offensive, bigoted posting is dismissed as coming of age angst. welcome to the new face of the cellar.
In order to stand up for what I believe in and for what this thread is SUPPOSED to be about, I would like to see more cock pics of yours Ibram. :-) Just for the sake of normallcy restoration, you understand.
I'd like to second Sheldon's motion... so to speak.
I'd like to second Sheldon's motion... so to speak.
And ass pics!!! Ibram has a nice ass and it's a shame he doesn't share it more with me...I mean US! ;-)
Well anonymoo, it appears your photo didn't distrct them for long. Do you have any involving a chainsaw and a shetland pony?
So when Sheldon posts a cock-chugging pic, yes, after my 47 years of fighting for gay rights, my hundreds of gay friends and acquaintances, and ALL the time I've spent in theatre groups -- my instinctive reaction is FUCK, I DIDN'T REALLY WANT TO SEE THAT.
Our thousands of years of culture has tried to put a layer of respectable behavior on top of these base, reptile-brain reactions, and sometimes we succeed at doing this. But to be offended by such a reaction is like being angry at the river for only flowing one way. Paddle against the stream if you must, but know that it'll be a hard time, and the river isn't going to change paths, no matter how you rage at it.
The Almighty Toad has spoken. Wise is he.
Well anonymoo, it appears your photo didn't distrct them for long. Do you have any involving a chainsaw and a shetland pony?
I think full frontal would do the trick. It'd keep one hand off the keyboard, anyway, so they'd only be able to type half as fast.
I think full frontal would do the trick. It'd keep one hand off the keyboard, anyway, so they'd only be able to type half as fast.
I get the feeling a lot of us type half-fast. :D
Maybe we should have a single "unemployed violence mongers who are angry at the world" forum for people like you.
I think I'm supposed to be offended by this. Eh, better men than you have said worse about me, so keep trying sweetie.
I get the feeling a lot of us type half-fast. :D
I see what you did there.:D
You asked for it. Here it is. A 3 generation full monty. Maybe this will keep your attention for awhile. Please don't hate.
UT, i don't doubt that some dwellars - you included - are supportive and respectful. but every time I come back here, especially after being away for a while, i only see more and more intolerance, bigotry, name-calling, pettiness... it breaks my heart a little to see the cellar circling the drain. The internet's a pretty awful place, but the cellar, to me, was always separate from that, and more like, well, a community. now it feels like so many other forums out there. and that really... sucks.
If you don't like what the Cellar is today, post more often and it will be more to your liking tomorrow.
The cellar is no different to the way it has always been. There is bigotry and understanding, spitefulness and kindness, cold shoulders and warm hearts. As there always was.
You have distanced yourself from us and so you are no longer feeling the warm and fuzzy that comes from acceptance and day to day interaction
To a large extent you will find in the cellar whatever you expect to find as
That is what you will mentally screen for. The fact that you have come to the conclusion we're a bunch of bigots who aren't to be trusted with the emotional
And cultural sensitivities of lbgt issues basednon some flippant comments on the nudie thread whilst steadfastly ignoring the warmth and support Pamela has met with on annoincing her transition and posting a gorgeous glamour pic shows just how selective you are being.
I understand that as a lgbt youth you are acutely aware of potential slights and bigotry on this area, but I believe you are over reacting to a few minor misteps on our part whilst ignoring the main thrust of the cellar which is actually more understanding and inclusive than most communities.
A bigot is a person obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices, especially one exhibiting intolerance, and animosity toward those of differing beliefs. The predominant usage in modern English refers to persons hostile to those of differing race, ethnicity, nationality, inter-regional prejudice, gender and sexual orientation, homelessness, various medical disorders particularly behavioral disorders and addictive disorders and religion or spirituality. Forms of bigotry may have a related ideology or world views.
I don't have any panties that make my ass look that good. I was actually mostly just flattered that people thought i could pass that well, even if they were busy saying that "i" wasn't passing. I didn't reply sooner because I haven't been BACK to the cellar since this went down. But - and maybe i'm hypersensitive, compared to all you old farts, or maybe my pinko commie hippy school is to blame - as an LGBT youth, i find the tone and tenor of the way this forum treats gender and trans*, genderfluid, non-binary, and otherwise queer folks to be utterly offensive. Speculating on someone's sex, when they clearly identify as female, is, yes, offensive. Inherently and inevitably. I have been struggling with my own gender identity lately, and i'm increasingly sure i'm at least not a cis male, and i know for sure, if i were to post a picture of myself as a female, the MOST offensive and hurtful thing for all the initial responses to be would be "no thats a man." The problem isn't necessarily ill-will - it's much more likely sheer ignorance. I should go find some queer, trans*-friendly info to post for you. Someone's gender identity is not yours or anyone else's to police. If a male-bodied person identifies as a woman, to treat them otherwise, or even to speculate out loud, is INHERENTLY offensive. Joking in thread after thread about women actually being men is INHERENTLY offensive. I'm not appalled that anyone thought the anonymous poster was a man. I'm appalled that people thought it was their business to decide for the person in question what their gender was or seemed.
Trans* erasure, binarism, and transphobia are offensive and bigoted, not just to me but to the entire LGBT community.
and Dana: Thank you for saying "you are a good example of someone who is going to be beautiful when they dress feminine and handsome when they dress masculine." I keep myself up some nights wishing i could pass better, wishing i could look like the anonymous poster, struggling with my lumpy, ugly, butch man-body, but hearing things like that helps. Thank you.
welcome to exactly what i mean. standing up against offensive, bigoted posting is dismissed as coming of age angst. welcome to the new face of the cellar.
Spoken like a true, self-loathing, look-ist, bigoted, hypocrite.
Wait a minute - am I the only one that is concerned I can't see the nekkid picture anonymoo posted? Let's get our priorities straight. I thought this thread was about nudity!!
what is this I don't even
Nah. Was a year or so ago. Dwellar NSFW 2009 I think. I seem to recall it was when I'd got my little casio camera ... shortly before I broke it trying to take a pic of my arse ;p
very nice! ty for sharing!
i've seen dana's pic. wow so pert
Spoken like a true, self-loathing, look-ist, bigoted, hypocrite.
To be fair, he is fully immersed in the world of identity politics make-believe that is liberal higher education. He will grow from here or spend his life miserable. (note to self: speak of this to college bound daughter)
Dana - good cop
footie - bad cop
Toad - oracle of truth
Spoken like a true, self-loathing, look-ist, bigoted, hypocrite.
Wow. Just wow.
You can't see it?
too small
Give the kid a break. It's bad enough trying to figure out who you are in the world, but add to that the difficulties inherent in having a gender identity that isn't considered the norm by most people and those pronlems are magnified ad infinitum.
Whne th world meets you with hostility it becomes easy to expect hostility, even where there is none. Comments like the above do not help this.
Whilst I am urging Ibby to be more understanding of the posters in this thread, I'd also like to suggest that people in this thread be a little more understanding of his perspective.
lookist sympathizer. It must be nice to be thin and pretty.
lookist sympathizer. It must be nice to be thin and pretty.
<hangs head and walks away dragging knuckles along floor>
lookist sympathizer. It must be nice to be thin and pretty.
Sure is :p
Fuck all this drama, if you want to argue about dwellers being jerks or intolerant or not intolerant enough, please go make your own thread or if you don't like someone's NSFW pic....STFU. Like my momma always said "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all." If you want to be negative to each other, that is what the politics/current events is for. In this thread, it would just be nice if people were sensitive to the fact that the contributing posters may not understand you are not being negative/intolerant/sarcastic, so I am just proposing that maybe you think twice about how you comment on someone's body or sex act in this thread. If some of those anon or sheldon pics had been mine, I would have been extremely hurt.
Now, on to the more important things going on in this one! I can't see anonymoo's pic either. I mean its there...but its teeny tiny. The curiosity is killing me!
Sure is :p
Then post more of it!
i think anonymoo pulled an april fool's joke on us. lol
I get the feeling a lot of us type half-fast. :D
HEY! i can type half-fast AND with either one!! :D
How many asses do you have?
So, ummm...what happened to the nekkid pics? Come on people!
In this thread, it would just be nice if people were sensitive ...
The Cellar: don't expect sensitivity.
Too many folks are trying to come across as hard-asses.
If you can’t be kind, be vague.
If you can’t be kind, don't rewind
If you can't be kind, give me your behind.
My current job prevents me from posting under my user name. This is for a couple of special ladies on the other side of the pond. This pic is a few years old & in my own defence I must state thinks were just getting started & weren't at attention yet. LOL. I know, that's what every guy says
Next in the series. She was starting to wake things up. This was before I started shaving
Final one....you can tell by the flushed skin & expression she was having a very good time. Alright Anonymoo, I've thrown down the gauntlet. Can you top these? LOL
FINALLY! Back to our moral center in this thread! ;-)
Oh, thank God!! Titties!!! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Oh, thank God!! Titties!!! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
And cock! Don't forget the cock! For GOD'S sake, won't SOMEONE remember the COCK?!!!
:D
:lol2: I'm trying to unsee it.
I guess now you're a cock-eyed optimist.
Love the pussy!
Ummmm.... I mean the cat. :D
okokokokok. OKAY. by request and taken from webcam. me.
Well since no one else will comment about plithijinx, you look like you have a pretty good set of abs. I'm sure at least Sheldon will be appreciative. I notice the ladies have been quiet in regard to the last few pics. Wait a minute...is this another pic where we need to debate whether you are male or female???
lol nice work Sarge.
He looks pretty nice. I wish the focus were better.
Any chance of a clearer shot plth? :D
Nicest bod I've ever come across. (or at least i HOPE to "come" across it some day!) hehehe
oh lawd! @sarge - lmfao!!
ty all. yeah i can take another pic. had help from a friend there with the cam so i wouldn't have to hold the camera and take a pic. but i'll break down and do so sometime today. still on my morning coffee.
Good, brave move posting the pics Anon.
Despite recent comments you obviously realise we're not the bunch of haters we're sometimes thought to be. But you took a chance and it paid off - as it obviously did in real life!
I don't think you need to make disclaimers about the state of arousal - you look pretty pumped to me. Girth... we ladies like the girth...
plt - was she shaking with laughter?
I don't mean at your bod, just at the idea you were posting this online for reasons other than hooking up :)
SG - Those pics were from a few years ago. Unfortunately I have nothing recent. The give away in the time period is I wasn't shaved in this set vs the last pic I posted (which was newer but still well over a year ago) was shaved. No she wasn't laughing. I caught a photo of her as she started to scream out while having an orgasm. It was easier to discern her "state of arousal" with her full facial expression (her eyes were rolling back). I didn't fully reveal her face to give her some anonymity because I didn't have her permission to post this. Even though we are quite advesarial at this point of our lives, I still afford her some respect since she is the mother of my child
So anyone with any sense can now read between the lines & know who I am. I ask that you don't use my name in ref to these photos because of my job would be in serious jeopardy (moral clause). In hindsight, I shouldn't have posted these but that's what happens when you post while drunk!
plt - was she shaking with laughter?
I don't mean at your bod, just at the idea you were posting this online for reasons other than hooking up :)
No she wasn't laughing.
Anon - I meant the last comment to PLTHIJINX who posted a very blurry photo of his torso. I certainly didn't think the lady in your pic was anything other than aroused!
Still not clear enough. I believe the shorts are blurring the image.
Try it without them and let's see how it goes. ;)
(although the bulge from your semi looks promising!)
...I caught a photo of her as she started to scream out while having an orgasm. It was easier to discern her "state of arousal" with her full facial expression (her eyes were rolling back).
The lady looks completely satisfied to me! You must know how to rock a boat. :)
So anyone with any sense can now read between the lines & know who I am. I ask that you don't use my name in ref to these photos because of my job would be in serious jeopardy (moral clause). In hindsight, I shouldn't have posted these but that's what happens when you post while drunk!
Not the first one to post drunk!
I always appreciate a fine cock, sir. It does not have to be at full mast to be totally sexy, there is something about the process of getting it there that can be quite exciting.
Whoa! Nice bod plt. Someone works a LOT harder than I do. LOL.
Thanks y'all. Sorry sheldon, but wysiwyg.
So anyone with any sense can now read between the lines & know who I am. I ask that you don't use my name in ref to these photos because of my job would be in serious jeopardy (moral clause). In hindsight, I shouldn't have posted these but that's what happens when you post while drunk!
Yehbut...if you hadn't posted whilst drunk we wouldnt have had that lovely cock'n'tits shot to look at. So, net gain I'd say.
Yeah anon, great shots! (Da titties i mean :D )
Thanks y'all. Sorry sheldon, but wysiwyg.
Well, so long as I GET. lol
In the mean time, here's a picture of 2 big dicks:
From what I can see plthijinx, you look like my hub :P
From what I can see plthijinx, you look like my hub :P
:blush:
Jockeying all these go karts are a workout in itself. I definitely don't need a gym at this point.
In regards to Anonymous's recent pictures, well, I haven't been making any comments because I figured I've caused enough problems. :p: Hopefully Anonymous isn't too sensitive for my comments. Well, I'm just gonna agree with the other women. :D
Good, brave move posting the pics Anon.
I don't think you need to make disclaimers about the state of arousal - you look pretty pumped to me. Girth... we ladies like the girth...
The lady looks completely satisfied to me! You must know how to rock a boat. :)
Well, hell yeah! To be any bigger, you would have to be bl***! Well, as the myth says. :p: As the saying goes, "it's not the size that matters but the technique," and Anon, you've got technique! Just look at her face. ;)
Not the first one to post drunk!
I always appreciate a fine cock, sir. It does not have to be at full mast to be totally sexy, there is something about the process of getting it there that can be quite exciting.
LOL.
I agree with MTP. Frankly, I thought your
ehem was just pressed down by those nice, round boobs. Didn't realize it was in the process of getting there.
Well since no one else will comment about plithijinx, you look like you have a pretty good set of abs. I'm sure at least Sheldon will be appreciative. Wait a minute...is this another pic where we need to debate whether you are male or female???
Until Plthijinx lose the shorts, I think it should be. ;):D
Well, hell yeah! To be any bigger, you would have to be bl***! Well, as the myth says. :p: As the saying goes, "it's not the size that matters but the technique," and Anon, you've got technique! Just look at her face. ;)
Yo ah don' know 'bout anon but....as fo' me? ah mus' be dat cuz it's too big fo' uh whitey boy! Jus' like Orenthawl James
Until Plthijinx lose the shorts, I think it should be. ;):D
Yo an' nahh. ah'm not loosing muh motha fuckin shorts! Ya' dig?
We've all seen your sausage already. What's the big deal? Wasn't it your sausage you showed us before???
no that was just a hot dawg.
Found this
on the internet.
Is this...anyone we know...?
Is that a Casio G-Shock? Do they still make those?
The title of the pic is quite funny.
Well I've looked at the chick picture several times and i still don't see a watch or a title of the picture. Hmmmm. Lemme go look yet again. Nope. Still not seeing it. She suuuure is purdy though!
There are a bunch of pics of this fine lab specimen on the netz.
Well I've looked at the chick picture several times and i still don't see a watch or a title of the picture. Hmmmm. Lemme go look yet again. Nope. Still not seeing it. She suuuure is purdy though!
follow the link, then follow the link
Is this...anyone we know...?
Don't think so, but I know someone who looks just like her from the neck up.
I suspect from the neck down too, but haven't been fortunate enough to verify that.
Hi. Remember me?
No Fully mature, rutting male Moose ever had a rack as impressive as that. ;-)
...is the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon 6?
ouch monster. no need to hate
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...is the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon 6?
not to stir up shit but here we go. i am.
if you don't have anything nice to say about someone shut your fucking hole.
not to stir up shit but here we go. i am.
if you don't have anything nice to say about someone shut your fucking hole.
ORLY? When you gonna slide on over to them polotics threads and make that statement? Or Current Events? Or "what's making you happy or sad or whatever" that someone makes fun of you for? :eyebrow:
You won't. You can't see that far, eh? You pays your money you takes your chances, any thread. Fapping doesn't take omnipotent precedence.
I suspect she was joking. Gawd fucking forbid.
:turd:
I suspect she was joking.
:turd:
Round up the usual suspects!
Flog her, smack her, call her Bob. We need tough legislation. The NOIVE.
My bad. Didn't catch on to the joke. I have always been sensitive about my breast size.
ouch monster. no need to hate
Sorry, wasn't meant to be hateful, mybad.
[SIZE="1"]coughshesjealouscough[/SIZE]
exactly.
My bad. Didn't catch on to the joke. I have always been sensitive about my breast size.
I've always been sensitive about your breast size, too. When I see them, I sense a stirring in my loins.
My bad. Didn't catch on to the joke. I have always been sensitive about my breast size.
I can see that you are. :rolleyes:
As long as they're natural, I love them all. Size in that area is not important. Sensitiveness is much, much more important. And a lot more fun.
I can't stand the way mine sag. I feel like I have "granny titties" and have seriously considered breast reduction. Alas, it cost so much plus I could really use some lipo on my belly and butt.
I'm jealous of DanaC. She has the kind of body I have always dreamed of
I can't stand the way mine sag. I feel like I have "granny titties"
wait, is this the same part of anonymoo that just posted the pic? :confused:
I can't stand the way mine sag. I feel like I have "granny titties" and have seriously considered breast reduction. Alas, it cost so much plus I could really use some lipo on my belly and butt.
I'm jealous of DanaC. She has the kind of body I have always dreamed of
I on the other hand spent many years as the butt of flatchested jokes ;p
'If you do have kids, you'd best not breastfeed. Poor kid wuold starve to death ' ahahaha ....no really, say it again it is sooo funny. Look at me laughing.
Mostly I like my size, but y'know there are so many styles of clothing that just don't work if you've nothing to fill the top. From time to time, it'd be really nice to have an actual proper grown-up woman's cleavage.
Besides, you don't look that big. You don't look like you're anywhere near breast-reduction territory. I'll bet there aren't many dwellar fellahs in here that aren't currently drooling like idots. I don't know, having never been a bloke, but I'd hazard a guess that they like the look of something they can hold.
have seriously considered breast reduction.
Don't you dare. Those are a gift.
...have seriously considered breast reduction...
On behalf of straight men world-wide, may I say WTF? Don't you dare!!! Please...
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I'll bet there aren't many dwellar fellahs in here that aren't currently drooling like idiots.
yes, but that's got nothing to do with breasts
I'm 1of5 and it was me in the green shirt, the pic outside, and the one on the couch. 3of5 is my step-daughter. You have seen her tattoos, but no nudity. 4of5 is my mother. That was her in the tanning bed.
I said "granny-titties" because they try to sag to my knees. I'm only 30, but I have a step-grandchild via 4of5.
once again, drunk posting makes me a horses ass! i apologize as always guys! esp. to you monster!
also want to say that i'm under tremendous pressure. not an excuse but i have had my love taken from me so i tend to be a little more jumpy than usual. and no. it's not going well.
2of5 is my husband and the father of 3of5. He has posted on here for quite awhile. 5of5 is another friend on here. We now have a 6of5. He's another long time poster. The guys are planning some posts in the politics section. They are having problems because they can't agree
Don't expect to see any nude pics of 3of5. Her daddy would come unglued!!
2of5 3of5 ugh. i'm confused.
once again, drunk posting makes me a horses ass! i apologize as always guys! esp. to you monster!
thanks. I was rather surprised by your comment. I think me and anonymoo (or at least some of 5) are fine -aren't we?
I love that you got up to 6of5 -so Hitchhiker's. Now which one is the Triple-Breasted Whore of Eroticon Six again? ;)
Don't expect to see any nude pics of 3of5. Her daddy would come unglued!!
Then it's her duty to post some forthwith!
is 3of5 the hawt one? then yes. i agree. she needs to post. :D
the rest are great too don't get me wrong y'all!
is 3of5 the hawt one? then yes. i agree. she needs to post. :D
the rest are great too don't get me wrong y'all!
Perhaps if you posted pics of YOUR naked self, it will inspire her.
(and me!) hehehe
Don't expect to see any nude pics of 3of5. Her daddy would come unglued!!
Tell us who it is. There's some dudes around here who will change his mind.
5of5 here. why do we even have this thread? are some of you so desperate for attention you have to expose yourselves? talk about attention whores
negative 5of5. this thread is for the exhibitionist. attention? perhaps. attention whores? perhaps but not all of us. myself included. we enjoy posting our pics be it naked or scantily clad. i have an idea, if there are 5 or 6 or god knows how many under "anonymoo" then why not create anonymoo1 anonymoo2 and so forth accounts. otherwise piss off. no. i'm not drunk posting. that's the way i see it.
I like this thread. It isn't just about exhibitionism, it's also an expression of trust. Sometimes that doesn't work out, but most of the time it does.
Gave me a ridiculous confidence boost when I posted a pic. And it's the only place I ever have, or probably ever will.
5of5 here. why do we even have this thread? are some of you so desperate for attention you have to expose yourselves? talk about attention whores
Would it be weird of me to defend one member of a collective against another?
Yes, probably.
All I'll say to you 5, is if you don't like it, don't come in this thread.
And sorry that some of the people closest to you are attention whores. We have a thread for that too and they're also welcome there.
Gave me a ridiculous confidence boost when I posted a pic. And it's the only place I ever have, or probably ever will.
Oh puh-leeeeze! I know that was you on commie tarts of da norf.com
I'd recognize those sweet nips anywhere.
Don't care if it offends or not. As long as someone wants to suck my dick or get fucked by me, I'm posting the pics!!!
And I will continue to do so, even if the pics wind up in "Celebrity Death That Bummed You The Most". :-)
I think that ridiculous objection died out days ago. The only current objection seems to be within a schizophrenic dwellar's mind.
6of5. This is my first post as part of the collective. I check this thread almost daily to see who has posted their naughty-bits. Please keep posting. 5of5 likes to bitch. He doesn't need to say anything if he doesn't have the balls to post here.
6of5. This is my first post as part of the collective. I check this thread almost daily to see who has posted their naughty-bits. Please keep posting. 5of5 likes to bitch. He doesn't need to say anything if he doesn't have the balls to post here.
nail on head johnny!
(or whatever your name is...you know what i mean :D )
Found this on the internet.
Is this...anyone we know...?
Where is our favorite jogger/exhibitionist lately?
camwhoring a little before i go out for a 2am cigarette. desperately in need of a haircut and a little more exercise... if i polish off a little more of this 151 I might talk myself into another shot or two before i hit the sack...
Say hello to my little friend...
...ly bottle of liquor!
Oh you tease you! For shame!
:)
Oh you tease you! For shame!
:)
He may change his tune after he drinks the Jager.
Well HELLOOOOO again Ibram! You look good enough to eat. ;)
He may change his tune after he drinks the Jager.
I know I changed
my tune after I tried Jager. :greenface:greenface:greenface
I am usually out of tune by the time I get to the jager
Would it be ok if I posted again? I realize we pushed the game like way too far, but I'll be the only one on here now
Liquor? He didn't even ...
Never mind.
Would it be ok if I posted again? I realize we pushed the game like way too far, but I'll be the only one on here now
Really? Oh that's a shame. I like the collective. It makes me smile.
That's why I voted you most compassionate, Dana.
I noticed that :p Thankyou.
Haircut, but unfortunately no lost weight. Gonna work on that one of these days.
I see you have a 151 where your weiner should be!
well, a little discretion behooves everyone, does it not? my alcoholism embarrasses me slightly less than the idea or (more) photographs of my dangly bits floating around the interwebs after all... but maaaybe if you cellar ladies beg... well, if that bottle gets a little emptier, i could be talked into more?
...no promises... i might be running for office one day, after all! but... well, we all know how much i feeeeeeed on positive reenforcement that i'm not completely unattractive, right?
ETA: for the record, i'm already two shots further into that bottle than i was when i posted... i'm so very young and impressionable. It would be so very inappropriate to beg me into better shots, right?
(wow look two different uses of the word shot right there (as alcohol and as photograph), i'm a punner and i didn't even... knowwer.?)
Ibs I'm prepared to beg.
I love the fact you look at the camera these days. It's a far more candid view and speaks of increasing confidence.
Yes you're far too young for me to proposition (and baby, still too thin!) but for purely aesthetic purposes I'd be happy to encourage you to expose more.
But without wanting to burst your bubble, much as it's great to see man-flesh, I wish you were around more on the board. I for one miss your changing perspective on your own life and the world around you.
Anyway - get 'em off :)
ugh. too thin? i was sucking it in, apparently doing a good job of it. i haven't hardly left my room in more or less a month. i've gained... 30? 40? pounds just since i left school and that was only a month ago.
i guess it comes from, yknow, drinking all day and not actually leaving my apartment.
don't get me wrong - i love me them curvy gals; those scrawny underfed model-types do bother me. but as a gender-fluid and gender-uncomfortable lad, well, being a little weightier than i wish i was makes it that much harder to be what i personally consider what I want to look like, what i personally consider beautiful. the ways that male-bodied and female-bodied people gain weight are very different, and the way i've been rapidly gaining weight (mostly cause, well, i'm living on mostly pizza, cheese, and liquor) is so strongly male-bodied that it hinders my intention and wish to be at least androgynous. Even besides my personal and strongly-held view that gender in general is bullshit, my own personal opinion on beauty and attractiveness tends towards the androgynous, and in that sense towards the feminine (that is to say, i believe that in the wider social sense, that which I consider a-gendered and androgynous is widely culturally considered feminine), and so i find it so hard to find myself beautiful or attractive as i gain weight simply because the more weight i gain (due to my simple physiology) the more i feel further from where I wish i looked (not on a skinny/fat sort of biased basis but rather on a basis of gender bias), but.. thank you for saying it, at least. as much as i feel like my weight gain makes me more masculine and, frankly, more unattractive (because it makes me less less androgynous, not because it makes me less thin, i hope i've made clear, and also not because it makes me less masculine in and of itself (cause let me tell you there are definitely SUPER-masculine dudes that i am very much attracted to, thats just not my PERSONAL aim when it comes to appearance)) it makes me very happy to hear that at least someone thinks i haven't gotten "fat" since i got back home.
also, lol im not sober, so i apologise if the grammar in that last post was a little hard to follow. i'm momentarily editing my sig-line to compensate.
Despite what your mind is telling you about gender, etc. your stomach's desires strictly XY, dude.
Ah Ibs, I might be providing consolation under false colours.
I like my men XL at least. And even the women I swoon over on TV and in films tend to be UK actresses - they don't conform to Hollywood standards. They don't have stick thin arms and large bobble heads and knee joints larger than their thighs.
My ideal woman would be someone from a Roller Derby - big and tough and physically brave.
But the bottom line is everyone puts on weight when they go to college. The percentage that do not are negligible. It's a combi of hormones, lack of enforced exercise, freedom, beer and take-aways. When you're out in the working world - whatever world you choose - it will probably sort itself out naturally. And should you choose to go back to a Bowie/ Tennant style frame then it's your choice and in your reach.
You look great as you are.
You still got it kid.
Sincerely
An Admirer
(and despite the Pam sign-off, I really am sincere)
Ibs- you're beautiful, young and dashing! Enjoy it!!!!! You look mahvelous!
Ibs you are Marlon Brando ... in his youth, slightly baby fat and oh so yummmy! ;)
What happens if someone takes that for their face book picture.
i've gained... 30? 40? pounds just since i left school and that was only a month ago.
But it's April. Have you
left left school, or is Bennington on some weird trimester schedule?
On leave this semester. Don't really wanna get all into it. I plan to be back there next term.
Sounds like yo've been enbracing the student experience with gusto Ibs :p
On leave this semester. Don't really wanna get all into it. I plan to be back there next term.
Where are you living now, Ib?
Back home in Taipei til summer.
I've never thought you had a Taipei personality.
Ibram--
Kaoliang? Is that right? I'm curious, what does it taste like?
If it's anything like kaolin and morphine it tastes like liquorice and makes me vom.
Then again I have an allergy to codeine (morphine derivative) which may actually be at the root of my severe dislike for anything aniseed.
no, gaoliang (or kaoliang or kao-li'ang or any of the other ways they spell it) is not, unfortunately, a narcotic, nor does it contain any narcotic derivatives.
And V - it's, well, nasty. there's a reason sorghum is almost exclusively used as animal feed rather than as food, for, well, humans. I don't really know how to describe the flavour, frankly. it's got the kick and bite and burn one would expect from grain spirits, but a truly wretched aftertaste that's... slightly sweet, but in a sickly stomach-turning way. thats the closest i can come to describing it, honestly. I have nothing else in my worldly experience to compare the taste to. I don't recommend trying it, but on the other hand, in Taiwan, it's just about the cheapest alcohol one can buy (five bucks or so for a (particularly distasteful and cheap) bottle of relatively standard size, 750ml or so), and comes in 38% ABV and 58% ABV (so 76 and 116 proof respectively) and so is the most disgusting but also most economical method of getting one's self well and properly drunk on a budget. I try to avoid it when I can, but the selection at 7-11 and the other convenience stores in the area tends to be limited to gaoliang, whisk(e)y, and sake or shochu, and frankly gaoliang is the least repulsive of the three in my opinion.
no, gaoliang (or kaoliang or kao-li'ang or any of the other ways they spell it) is not, unfortunately, a narcotic, nor does it contain any narcotic derivatives.
And V - it's, well, nasty. there's a reason sorghum is almost exclusively used as animal feed rather than as food, for, well, humans. I don't really know how to describe the flavour, frankly. it's got the kick and bite and burn one would expect from grain spirits, but a truly wretched aftertaste that's... slightly sweet, but in a sickly stomach-turning way. thats the closest i can come to describing it, honestly. I have nothing else in my worldly experience to compare the taste to. I don't recommend trying it, but on the other hand, in Taiwan, it's just about the cheapest alcohol one can buy (five bucks or so for a (particularly distasteful and cheap) bottle of relatively standard size, 750ml or so), and comes in 38% ABV and 58% ABV (so 76 and 116 proof respectively) and so is the most disgusting but also most economical method of getting one's self well and properly drunk on a budget. I try to avoid it when I can, but the selection at 7-11 and the other convenience stores in the area tends to be limited to gaoliang, whisk(e)y, and sake or shochu, and frankly gaoliang is the least repulsive of the three in my opinion.
Will you bring me a bottle when you return to Bennington? With a description like that, my morbid curiosity compels me to try it.
Look after yourself Ibram.
The majority of things you experience now are actually positive influences. Even if it's just to reinforce a belief that they are negative.
You seem troubled.
This too will pass. And in the Cellar we know you and still love you.
No, we don't know everything, but we're pretty damn accepting.
If things get really grim, try us.
If we'd offer you couch surfing or a hot meal, you can bet we'll try to listen.
And the fact some of us are old shits means we've been there, seen it, puked the biscuit.
Look after yourself Ibram.
The majority of things you experience now are actually positive influences. Even if it's just to reinforce a belief that they are negative.
You seem troubled.
This too will pass. And in the Cellar we know you and still love you.
No, we don't know everything, but we're pretty damn accepting.
If things get really grim, try us.
If we'd offer you couch surfing or a hot meal, you can bet we'll try to listen.
And the fact some of us are old shits means we've been there, seen it, puked the biscuit.
I missed something. Ibram seems normal to me, just as normal as I was at his age, at any rate. I have it on good authority that "he is a sweetie." I won't reveal my sources, but have gotten consistent reports about this.
Yeah on second thought, you may want to look out for yourself Ibram if you don't want to end up like me...
I missed something. Ibram seems normal to me, just as normal as I was at his age, at any rate. I have it on good authority that "he is a sweetie." I won't reveal my sources, but have gotten consistent reports about this.
cite!
:D
Like I said I won't reveal my sources, but they are well informed.
Will you bring me a bottle when you return to Bennington? With a description like that, my morbid curiosity compels me to try it.
Look after yourself Ibram.
The majority of things you experience now are actually positive influences. Even if it's just to reinforce a belief that they are negative.
You seem troubled.
This too will pass. And in the Cellar we know you and still love you.
No, we don't know everything, but we're pretty damn accepting.
If things get really grim, try us.
If we'd offer you couch surfing or a hot meal, you can bet we'll try to listen.
And the fact some of us are old shits means we've been there, seen it, puked the biscuit.
Ibram,
1 -- thank you for the reply. most informative. Like footfootfoot, I, too, feel a desire to taste the stuff.
2 -- you can stay here anytime you're in the area.
Yours,
Like I said I won't reveal my sources, but they are well informed.
whoa, now. you've got
sources? giving you
reports?
okay i kinda legit deserve to hear about this. PM me?
there's a reason sorghum is almost exclusively used as animal feed rather than as food, for, well, humans.
Hey now! Sorghum alcohol may be for shit, but finely ground sorghum flour makes a worthwhile bread loaf. Tastes a fuckton better than amaranth, believe you me.
Good Sake rocks.... That is all.
My most memorable Sake experience was when we hosted a large rugby club from Nippon in Hawaii. There were at least 40 or 50 people, which included spouses and children. Of all of those people were about 3 who could speak a tiny bit of English. We had a memorable match, but that is another story, and afterwards my wife loaded as many of them into our VW Vanagon and her Open top CJ-7 and drove to the party. Well the principles showed up with 3 kegs of sake. Not little things, these were like 50 gallon barrels. They had elaborate speeches, all in Japanese, so of course we had no freaking clue what they were saying but I am sure it was all good because we were showing them a grand time. They were dressed in these elaborate outfits, and cracked open the Sake kegs with big wooden mallets. Then they passed out these square wooden cups, which I still have, and we were all ladled out gobs of Sake which we drank until we were sufficiently trashed. Great experience. We had a great time with that bunch and still couldn't really talk with each other.
Many years later, 2 years ago, we had three visiting Japanese Rugby Refs come over on an exchange. We took great care of them and I am sure did more for our relations than Bush ever did after he threw up in the Presidents lap.
Indeed, good sake is very good. Cheap sake should be used for cleaning windows.
Indeed, good sake is very good. Cheap sake should be used for cleaning windows.
I am still confused as to what would be worth buying. We always get HOT sake when we go to sushi, 2 or 3 times a month, but what is a GOOD brand? There is no way in hell that when you get it in a JAP steak house you are getting "good sake". I would welcome your recommendations.
The best sake I ever had was from a Japanese friend whose brother was the personal ski instructor to the emperor of Japan. This was in the early 80s. She gave me about a half gallon of it in a little wooden barrel. It was amazing. It was very dry but had a syrupy viscosity. I later found out it was something like $500. per little wooden barrel.
I really had no idea, she was so casual about it and uninterested in it. "I don't really care for it." was what she said.
This stuff was like syrup as well, must have been good. Haven't had any thing that good since and that was 1986.
Yeah, I could kick myself for not paying closer attention to the brand. I've never had the syrupy stuff since and my friend passed away a few years ago. She was in her 80's.
Ibz...I'm so making you're latest pic my desktop ;)
I offer taking you out for a few drinks, I don't have my own place yet to offer a place to stay yet :(, but when I do, know that you're invited!
oh mtp, youre making me blush.
Sorry, Merc, couldn't name a brand to buy. Go to a crazy-ass festival in some tiny little mountain hamlet where they give out free booze and blow up a ton of fireworks while standing underneath them. Usually with their wangs out.
Do NOT buy "One Cup" sake for 150 yen from a convenience store. It was bad even before the video.
It doesn't matter what you have down there Ib, I still want to put it in my mouth! ;-)
Even post op?
Having seen (and saved) his ass pics, I'm sure I can find some way to play.:D
Having seen (and saved) his ass pics, I'm sure I can find some way to play.:D
This is so, so wrong. Ib still a babe
Why are there so many words in this picture thread?
Have you posted any pics in this thread? But I do agree we need more pics
I'd love to describe myself as a babe (or even babelicious or, if i dare, baberaham lincoln) but i'm certainly not too young to post incriminating photos of myself, and well, it would be silly to think that photos one posts online wouldn't end up saved on somebody's hard drive. while i might question his taste, i certainly won't question shel's right to it. if i were like, fifteen, that'd be one thing, but i'm an adult, and he can like - and, if he really wants to, save - what he likes within the realm of legality.
But Ib, we know your a big boy now, but I'll always remember you as the high schooler. That's the way I picture you in my mind
Even so, who are you to judge shel or anyone else for his sexual preferences?
We all have our own concept of "acceptable" age ranges/differences. Some people, for example, are disgusted by people like Donald Trump with their wives whose ages are fractions of their own. Others see no problem as long as theyre all consenting adults. But when it comes right down to it, even if were you gay or i a woman you would consider me too young for you, that doesnt mean it's fair to apply that standard to others, and to shame them for their sexual attitudes.
When it comes to minors, it's a very different matter. I've known 20-odd-year-olds who were in physical relationships with 16 or 17 year olds, and found it creepy - and likewise have known people of the same ages with perfectly healthy and safe relationships. There's obviously a point of youth and a point of age difference where things are pretty unambiguously not okay - pedophilia and the like - but once someone is a legal adult, i think it's pretty low to shame someone for showing or acknowledging attraction towards them.
Think about it this way. Most of the non-dwellar females that have been posted here as being "hot" or used as examples of sexual desirability (not that i'm posting examples, refute me if you honestly think that i'm wrong), and for that matter most females used as examples of sexual desirability in the media at large (in an overt manner at least) are between the ages of 18-25. I am also in that age range. Is it that different because i MET the Cellar when I was younger? its not like youve watched me grow up from a small child until now, just from my mid-to-late-teens.
I just think it's wrong to try to shame or denigrate someone for showing or acknowledging sexual attraction to a consenting adult, i guess. If the desire is unwanted or makes the desired uncomfortable, it's valid at any age to say that it's not cool. But an adult that lets his or her self be viewed sexually in a public forum should never be a cause for shame towards anyone who enjoys it.
and if we're asking for more pics in the thread, I guess I can oblige if it won't offend Sarge too unduly.
and if we're asking for more pics in the thread, I guess I can oblige if it won't offend Sarge too unduly.
Never in my life have I ever envied a vodka bottle like i do now.
And for the record, I waited until IB was of age before I really began hitting on him hard. ;-)
Before that, he only hit on me flaccid.
Before that, he only hit on me flaccid.
And now I am mighty Thor. And thoon, tho will you be! ;)
It's just because you came here as a kid Ibs.
We didn;t see you grow from a tot, but we were witness to much of your teenage journey of self-discovery.
I think we witness him discovering more than his self.
And I wonder, in regard to Ib's comments if it is somehow creepy to think of clodfobble as being hot considering her profile pic. I think so.
Some people, for example, are disgusted by people like Donald Trump with their wives whose ages are fractions of their own.
Every wife's age is a fraction of her husband's - sometimes it's an improper fraction.
Ib - You having a bad day? It was more of a joke towards Shel than anything else. I have a dry sense of humor. I recently carried on a thread bashing the over 40 crowd on here for several days before revealing I am turning 51 this month. I've had threads on here about anal warts, alien abductions, and casting out of demonic forces (aka Democrats)
Man do what you want. I meant no offense unless you are a Democrat
Dunno if they still do, but smirnoff used to advertise with the slogan "it tastes like ... um ..." on billboards.
I'm sure it took all of about 12 hours before people started adding a C in that sentence.
So, all in all, a quite appropriate choice of prop.
Mr Ibram. I like your pictures. I think I will post some of mine on here too
And now I am mighty Thor. And thoon, tho will you be! ;)
Thor's 9, dude....
Every wife's age is a fraction of her husband's - sometimes it's an improper fraction.
but improper wives are the best, no?
they don't swell, they don't tell, and they appreciate it like hell...
Or so I'm told.
And I wonder, in regard to Ib's comments if it is somehow creepy to think of clodfobble as being hot considering her profile pic. I think so.
Here, I'll make it far creepier for you: one of the reasons I like that picture is my daughter looks exactly like I did at that age. [size=1]Poor kid has no chin, just like her mom.[/size]
Mr Ibram. I like your pictures. I think I will post some of mine on here too
How can you see his pix? :eyebrow:
i am blind but not stupid. you are making fun of me because i have big breasts. you are jealous because i am young and pretty. i put my hand on the monitor and i can feel the images
Your seeing eye cat has been falling asleep in front of the monitor, you're holding its genitalia.
A mashup of two threads:
What is this? (granted it barely, some would say hardly, rates nsfw)
V, although this might occasionally be the Scratch My Itch thread, it is certainly NOT the Diagnose My Problem thread!
But at least kudos for posting a pic, no matter how intriguing the previous pages of conversation were. Nice bulge.
You're welcome, that was the "nsfw" part of the mashup.
I'm not asking to be diagnosed, I know perfectly well the source of the irritation. I was just wondering if anyone else here recognized it. I'll give a clue, it is a risk reserved almost exclusively for men. Also, it's temporary, though some scarring can occur.
masturbating with a belt sander?
I'm way past TMI, here V
A mashup of two threads:
What is this? (granted it barely, some would say hardly, rates nsfw)
Proof that you really
should have used a condom 5-7 days ago?
no....
a further clue: xoB and Gravdigr are possible candidates for this problem, though their superior intelligence would likely save them the pain. And it is painful. Tulip is less at risk. I don't know about the rest of youse.
xoB loves him some beautiful naked girl next door types, gravdigr likes him some naked, and tulip has a flashlight fetish. I think I see where you're going but I'll need a little more help.
I may be relying on information about xoB that he expressed to me directly, though I thought it was in a public forum. Gravdigr and Tulip have both shown their risk factors plainly here. (though not in this thread)
They all collect stuff, I know of a flashlight fetish with Grav and Tulip, I'm not sure of xoB. You like to be paddled, but a flashlight seems harsh. Fleshlight, maybe, but flashlight no.
not a flashlight injury.
nor a fleshlight injury.
you're getting warmer though.
friction burn from a blow up doll?
No wax.
not a friction burn.
you're both on the right track, it is a burn.
no sexin involved. this is definitely not a sexy fun time injury.
You were sitting on the ground cradling a hot muffler in your lap?
nope.
I injured myself just... walking around. Sitting also made it worse.
WTH was in your pocket that did that? A flesh flashlight?
warmer and warmer.
not a flesh flashlight, whatever the fuck that is.
Zippo lighter burn , you over filled the lighter and some fluid leaked out
Grav and Tulip have Lighter collections ,
and it wouldn't surprise me 1 bit if Bruce didn't have a few as well
whatever the fuck that is.
I c wut u did thar ^^^
No more callers, please. We have a winner.
zippyt, are you just a super detective, or have you .. ahem.. learned this some other way? Your description was AWFULLY precise.
Fucking lighter. I love this lighter, don't get me wrong. Just a regular brass Zippo. But I must have OVERfilled it, as you say. And over the course of the morning... man.. my leg itches. No, it doesn't itch. It hurts. I don't remember getting stabbed there this morning.. fuck.. FUCK.
Well, it turns out that the stuff is sooo volatile, my pocket wasn't even wet. I guess there wasn't any liquid fluid around anymore. But the pocket was definitely contaminated and my goddamn leg was definitely injured. It took a couple days to lose its tenderness. dumbass.
Been there done that dude !!!
you have a chem burn , Alovera ( sunburn stuff ) will help
yeah.. been there done that too.
won't clog up the dwellar nsfw thread further with this dumb ol' text.
So it wasn't a fleshlight injury?
fleshlight injury risks:
constrictive cyanosis
cramps
rug burn
being late for work
If you're using naptha to clean it after and you get hurt, that's not an injury, that's God, guiding the hand of Darwin.
Don't forget the likelihood of getting punched when you ask the neighbor to hold it for you.
friction burn from a blow up doll?
Nah, he burned himself with his morning coffee whilst reading the let's go karting thread when he saw the tutu pic! J/k!
Actually i guessed right too but was late on the draw. I too have a solid brass zippo. Used to collect them myself til i lost my collection due to you know what...
Zippo lighter burn , you over filled the lighter and some fluid leaked out
Grav and Tulip have Lighter collections ,
and it wouldn't surprise me 1 bit if Bruce didn't have a few as well
friggin ouch!
I coulda called that if i'd arrived sooner.
you aren't a real zippo user if you ain't been zippo-burned. shit's annoying as hell.
I coulda called that if i'd arrived sooner.
you aren't a real zippo user if you ain't been zippo-burned. shit's annoying as hell.
If you're getting burned by your Zippo, you are welcome to flick my Bic. ;)
Flic your bic? New meaning to pants on fire
I have a strict policy. I never use any product that will routinely give me chemical burns next to my balls.
I have a strict policy. I never use any product that will routinely give me chemical burns next to my balls.
You'll never make a potential suicide bomber with that kind of defeatist attitude young man.
Yeahboy! Been there done that, more than once.
You'd think I'd learn...
Another hot chick shooting
[YOUTUBE]--K3X6rptE4[/YOUTUBE]
after you refill your zippo, burn it for a few seconds.....
up for 20 hrs. straight. i'm going to bed. alarm goes off at 5:15 local. late. piece out.
Shoot him in the noodles.
:lol2: God bless her.
Looks like I posted this vid inthe wrong thread.
Unless you are really grannypamspam
Hey, grannies need loving too!! I think she is pretty damn hot
Looks like I posted this vid inthe wrong thread.
yeah, mebbe shoulda been in the bag on fellow cellarites....she coulda starred anyone of the hawt chickiechicketychickchicks we got here!
This seems sexy to me, but I may be wrong. :blush:
Please be kind and enthusiastic in response!
Not wrong at all. Very hot.
It seems very sexy to me, but then I'm not an expert. I would certainly need to see more photos to make a definitive evaluation.
I like the hurried, blurred, sort of furtive aspects. They add a sort of naughtiness factor that cannot be dis-regarded.
So, definitely post additional photos for evaluation.
A+
I enjoy boobs. I found anon's post to be most enjoyable. I am happier now than I was before I saw those boobs. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go look at those boobs some moar.
I enjoy boobs. I found anon's post to be most enjoyable. I am happier now than I was before I saw those boobs. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go look at those boobs some moar.
Taking your computer into the bathroom with you?
What is the sound of one hand fapping?
Oh, and, anon,:drool:.
(We need a motorboat smilie.)
Please be kind and enthusiastic in response!
OK, OK, since you put it that way,
candy & flowers along with the new car. ;)
UT never did install that motorboat smilie.
Very nice picture and subject.
I gotta say, speaking from other side of the Great Divide, I think you look hot as fuck.
I don't think there'll be any knockers for your knockers, anon.
Very nice, young lady.
There you go, Anon two expert opinions from ladies who happen to own beautiful breasts of their own.
I don't think there'll be any knockers for your knockers, anon.
Very nice, young lady.
Looks like a man to me. (Yup, let's see this thread go down THAT path again!)
LOL!!!
If that's a man, I wanna be queer.
No Shel, I don't want pointers. :p:
Looks like a man to me.
For future reference:
Nuts don't have nipples.
:lol2:
For future reference:
Nuts don't have nipples.
:lol2:
You don't?
:D
i'd bet money that he has an extra one
You don't?
:D
Hah, not like
them!!!!:lol2:
If I had tits like those, I'd never leave the house.
i'd bet money that he has an extra one
I told you to never tell anyone about that!
cant have a nsfw thread without me in it!!
Oh Duckie, you're looking lovely... as usual. But don't you find all that clothing stifling... restricting... inhibiting? :blush:
Very nice Ducks. Can we see the complete breast tattoo next time? I'm curious. It looks like a skull and crossbones.
Maybe we need to start a NSFW Personal Ink thread.
Very nice Ducks. Can we see the complete breast tattoo next time? I'm curious. It looks like a skull and crossbones.
Maybe we need to start a NSFW Personal Ink thread.
Is that just a ploy for me to get my kit off?? Im pretty sure my ink is in the "show us your ink" thread :p:
Its Jiminy Cricket, my best friend in school died in a car accident, she always doodled Jiminy. He's really crummy now and my tattooist always wants to cover it up.....
Is that just a ploy for me to get my kit off?? Im pretty sure my ink is in the "show us your ink" thread :p:
Its Jiminy Cricket, my best friend in school died in a car accident, she always doodled Jiminy. He's really crummy now and my tattooist always wants to cover it up.....
Can they cover it up with another Jiminy Cricket?
BTW....nice!
Ah, Ducksie. Seeing your pics always makes me wanna go down...under.
Wow, thanks. I so guessed wrong about the tat (tit tat?). One of those pics must have been in a mirror. I'm guessing the latest pic.
Beautiful as always.
If I were ever forced in some Kafkaesque reality to live my life as an insect, I would want it to be as that cricket. ;)
Can they cover it up with another Jiminy Cricket?
BTW....nice!
Nah, it has to be with something really busy, like flowers and leaves or something. I'd get it covered up with a reaper if I could get away with it, then get Jiminy somewhere else.
Rich - yeah, last one was flipped in my phone to get it right side up. Jiminy is on my left boob. All heartfelt tats should be on your left side, closer to your heart.
Motorboat!
Hot pics DuckN. You are smoking.
Just remember, boys and girls, that if you post here you pretty much ruin your chances for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination.
And they're so desperate right now, most of you have a shot.:D
The same goes for you Brits and the PM slot.
As for you Aussies, it might actually help you get elected.:thumb:
Ducks you have such beautiful underwear.
What's under the wear is beautiful too of course, but that's nature. It's your taste I want to compliment you on.
Ducks you have such beautiful underwear.
What's under the wear is beautiful too of course, but that's nature. It's your taste I want to compliment you on.
I absolutely agree! I've been trying to not comment in this thread anymore but I think Ducks wouldn't mind these kinds of compliments, I hope. :) Whenever I see her pictures, I've always thought, "VERY PRETTY!!!" That's both for her body and underwear. Btw, Ducks, I am very envious of your butt. Wish mine looks like that. :p:
Happy Fathers Day to my hubby. He took this after Sunday Brunch and right before he had his gift. luv ya babe
Great Fathers day present !!
Happy Fathers Day to my hubby. He took this after Sunday Brunch and right before he had his gift. luv ya babe
That's really great, but yesterday my wife gave me underwear and a belt. I'm soooooooo happy.:rolleyes:
Thank you, but why are you so excited about underwear and a belt? puzzled
My mate J was considering joining the Cellar. I should show him this thread. It'd probably clinch it lol
Thank you, but why are you so excited about underwear and a belt? puzzled
It was her underwear, and a belt across the backside. He likes it like that. :whip: :D
Oooh yeah, thank you Anonymoo!
My mate J was considering joining the Cellar. I should show him this thread. It'd probably clinch it lol
An exhibitionist huh? :rolleyes:
Nope. Just a bloke who'd appreciate the titties.
[RonWhite] It could be an old biker chick with tits sagging down to here..."Ya wonna see mah titties?"...Well.........yeah. [/RonWhite]
Just remember, boys and girls, that if you post here you pretty much ruin your chances for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination.
As for you Aussies, it might actually help you get elected.:thumb:
:lol: Well said.
I'm impressed in a very serious way...but also falling over with laughter. Awesome pic man! You get my vote.
BUMP
I don't feel like full nude is getting enuf appreciation.
Finally! A candidate I can get behind!
[RonWhite] It could be an old biker chick with tits sagging down to here..."Ya wonna see mah titties?"...Well.........yeah. [/RonWhite]
It gets a bit more confusing if the boobs in question belong to a transsexual. At that point gender roles and homophobia kick in.
Is it possible to judge 'female' boobs aesthetically and in terms of sexual attractiveness knowing (or not) whether they are attached to a technically male body?
Of course for Sheldon this might be 'the best of both worlds'.
...Of course for Sheldon this might be 'the best of both worlds'.
Nope. Never been attracted to tits, even if there's a dick in the deal.
Most of my gay friends are fascinated by them. And I can't tell you how many of my female friends are more than willing to get felt up and/or show them to gay guys.
So, my advice to all you straight men that like tits, if you want to see 'em and squeeze 'em, tell the lady you're gay. ;-)
Tried that, but when I told her she had converted me to straight, she didn't believe me...
And I can't tell you how many of my female friends are more than willing to get felt up and/or show them to gay guys.
What a coincidence. I only let lesbians touch my dick.
Of course, deep down, all women are lesbians.;)
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Now I see the problem.
You know that full nude photo looks just like me (about 30 years and 75 pounds ago). Sigh. Now I look more like a panda
Now I look more like a panda
Try using less eyeliner.
Wow, 3 weeks and no posts to this thread. Is everyone away for the summer or have we reached a state of carnal ennui?
Oh wow anon!
Please don't feel unappreciated - I for one did not see your photo or I would have respnded immediately.
You have a very fine body- be very proud.
Bloody good photo too.
I hope if it was taken by someone else, the shenanigans didn't end there ;)
This seems sexy to me, but I may be wrong. :blush:
Please be kind and enthusiastic in response!
having been busy as of sorts lately...for the past few months....this is by far the best set of tits here. outstanding!
....this is by far the best set of tits here.
I agree, Anon, you are beautiful and blessed in the tits department.
You might have a tougher time competing in the other areas, though, since the Cellar has the largest collection of boobs that I have ever seen.;)
Nobody has posted in awhile so I'll give it a try. Here's me after a fresh trim
can't get the picture to upload. evidently the photo is too big
can't get the picture to upload. evidently the photo is too big
Is that your name for it?
Had to use the wide-angle lens, huh? Yeah, I know that problem...
That's the advantage of midget porn. Smaller files.
ok. i admit it. i couldn't zoom in close enough. sigh. the older i get, by dick shrinks and the balls get bigger & bigger
This thread is becoming a sausage fest.
ok. i admit it. i couldn't zoom in close enough. sigh. the older i get, by dick shrinks and the balls get bigger & bigger
What? you can still see yours? I need a mirror.:p:
This thread is becoming a sausage fest.
Fine. Here's a picture of my pussy.
JEBUS your cat is gorgeous. A real cat's cat. Hi slickster!
That cat looks just like my cat Shadow. Same eyes and everything, except Shadow seems to have developed a nervous condition and he keeps licking patches of fur off. I'm thinking of giving him some shavings of Zoloft and see if it helps. lol
Well then I want to see pictures of Shadow, too!
My cat is a dark gray, with jade green eyes. He's a real boy's cat too. Sometimes I think he needs kitty downers, but tonight he's very quiet and sedate which makes me worry. He should be meowing his head off right now!
I love the kittehs!
This isn't so much thread drift as it is a riptide.
Ibby...? Is that you waving your red flag???
:)
Ibby's not that shy
true. we would at least get some cheek.
nice buns though, the legs look very smooth and lady-like.
I'm thinking lady buns.
Very shapely.
true. we would at least get some cheek.
Heck, I have his dick and ass pics on my desktop at home. ;-)
Humphhh?? Nobody even thought that might be my shapely legs & cheeks??
Humphhh?? Nobody even thought that might be my shapely legs & cheeks??
You'd never wear red, Sarge! Too easy of a target!
You'd be in camo!!
You're close, Bri, but not quite correct. He's a soldier. A commando.
please don't make me bust out my nikon here. please don't make me bust out my nikon here. please don't make me bust out my nikon here. please don't make me bust out my nikon here. please don't make me bust out my nikon here. please don't make me bust out my nikon here. please don't make me bust out my nikon here. is there any more tequila??
Bust out your Nikon... stat.
I think thats big sarge in the underoos. Sexy devil.
Bust out your Nikon... stat.
alright fine. only this time not anon.
first one is fully erect.
second is well...fully erect
third one is a frontal
and last is the back door view for those that like that sorta thing.....
filthy, you make all the world a sunny day ... oh yah!
I like to look at the back the most. I spend almost all my time back there.
V , he is The Back door man !!! ;)
alright fine. only this time not anon.
first one is fully erect.
second is well...fully erect
third one is a frontal
and last is the back door view for those that like that sorta thing.....
humminahumminahummina...
I like to look at the back the most. I spend almost all my time back there.
Word.
I'd like to see it flashing!
Is that a 50mm lens or are you just happy to see me?
50mm???
Either you're not familiar with the metric system, or your rabbi was a bit over enthusiastic with the snipping. :)
50mm...?!?! No way. That's a beer can baby
There I was, hoping for a pic of big woody ...
I will be the last person to close this thread out on 2011. - Hah!;)
I got excited about thread action...but now Im sad
I got excited about thread action...but now Im sad
OK then, I will reluctantly let you take my place.;)
Oh noooo!! I meant, I saw action and thought there would be pics NOW!!
I am happy with the promise of pics at the end of the year...but we need pics NOW!!
I've been planning to post some, but i look like a big fur ball since i switched to this testosterone gel
i was going for the panda look, but if i fluff it i could do a tribble with white patches. i think i'll go troll for women at a star trek convention. "Do you want to rub my tribble?"
Here is a picture of Gnomie's travelling companion, Skelly-Bob, finding out what is on page three of a national British newspaper every day.
Skelly-Bob comes from Zip's house, so is technically a Dwellar.
And there are definitely titties, so it's not really safe for work. Except in the UK.
If none of this means
anything to you, visit
this thread.
"Do you want to rub my tribble?"
My tribble, ribbled, for her pleasure.
Belly jewellery is soooo 2008 :::looks down nose whilst secretly admiring the rack::::
That newspaper should be "The Sun".
That newspaper should be "The Sun".
Uh, it is ...
Belly jewellery is soooo [strike]2008 :::looks down nose whilst secretly admiring the[/strike] unnecessary due to her rack::::
Nah, seriously, I hadn't noticed. :lol:
I remember getting chips wrapped in newspaper as a kid, and sometimes it was a page three girl. All translucent from the chip fat.
DanaC, you taunting vixen, mt heart was aflutter when I saw your name under "last post"
Then you post a creepy pedo chip page three girl memory.
Will I ever eat fries again?
yes, asap. Nothing you say can turn me away from fries.
Dana posted one of the greatest Dwellar NSFW pics of all time. I still sigh every time I think of it.
I remember getting chips wrapped in newspaper as a kid, and sometimes it was a page three girl. All translucent from the chip fat.
There's nothing better than porn, unless it's porn saturated with fast food grease.
Dana posted one of the greatest Dwellar NSFW pics of all time. I still sigh every time I think of it.
And I don't remember that at all. Was it as good as Christmas tree LR and Jx?
LR and Jx were getting it on w/ a christmas tree?
If time and Dana's modesty permits, I would like to take some photos of her for this thread.
Although in truth I doubt it will happen this trip (Glasgow GTG) as we only have one evening in the B&B and will all have been travelling all day. Not really condusive to erotic photography.
She would be a beautiful subject though.
And I think she knows that.
So, one day...
If time and Dana's modesty permits, I would like to take some photos of her for this thread.
Although in truth I doubt it will happen this trip (Glasgow GTG) as we only have one evening in the B&B and will all have been travelling all day. Not really condusive to erotic photography.
She would be a beautiful subject though.
And I think she knows that.
So, one day...
Dear Penthouse Forum........
Still no more nekkidness??
If time and Dana's modesty permits, I would like to take some photos of her for this thread.
...
Get Gnomie in there, too.;)
And I don't remember that at all. Was it as good as Christmas tree LR and Jx?
Yes. I still dream about her nipples,:yum: and her perspective on the Norman Conquest.:blush:
Target sells bra inserts, I found out - really passable ones, if not comfortable ones.
(edit: if you missed it - yes,
I'm out.)
Congrats, Ibby. You look lovely.
Now, about that "comfortable bra" ---
if you ever find one, you'll let me know, right?
I rather meant the pads themselves were chafey and itchy. I expect nothing less of the bras.
I have some of those from Target, possibly the exact type (came in a little purple box?) I use them to hide the nips when I'm wearing a tank top that doesn't allow for a bra.
I have some of those from Target, possibly the exact type (came in a little purple box?) I use them to hide the nips when I'm wearing a tank top that doesn't allow for a bra.
probably more or less the same thing. I got the largest size they had of them; their intended use according to the box is exactly what you use them for, but with the added volume and padding, they take me from utterly flat to a fair B.
I I use them to hide the nips
but but but ... [SIZE="1"]mumble grumble mumble grumble grumble[/SIZE]
I use them to hide the nips when I'm wearing a tank top that doesn't allow for a bra.
Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!:eek:
How will we know when you're happy?
Oh that's easy, it's whenever my daughter is asleep or in someone else's care. [size=1] I kid, I kid... no, I don't really.[/size]
Ib, I would think you could stack a second pair in there with fairly good results, although you might need a bigger bra. Is that really a B-cup bra? Looks smaller, but I admit the angle is weird.
Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!:eek:
How will we know when you're happy?
um.... cold. If happy, shirt is most likely already gone.....
so far, clod, all of my bras are either from taipei (and in asian sizing, which is considerably... smaller than western sizing), or are donations from friends. I've got a B (pink, pictured) and a C cup, plus a handful of chinese Cs.
Talking of bras, bought this one.
Too small.
I was hoping it would stretch but it seems my cup it doth overflow.
Not really NSFW as it has titty but no nipple. Just thought I'd err on the side of caution.
nothing wrong with that bra!
VBL is a gooood thing
Ibby, have you tried those water bras? I have a "B" friend who swears by them.
I dont know if I commented in your other thread, but YAY you for being comfortable with being out.
How are you going about hair removal?
Saw my TG friend in the supermarket today.
Mum was very good and also exchanged smalltalk.
Once we were out of the store I did amend Mum's language gender, but she was fine with that.
Thought of you though, Ibs, and the furrow you are ploughing.
Talking of bras, bought this one.
Too small.
I was hoping it would stretch but it seems my cup it doth overflow.
Not really NSFW as it has titty but no nipple. Just thought I'd err on the side of caution.
I love cleavage and yours looks great. What size are you? Is sizing the same in the UK as the US?
BTW, this reminded me of a little project I wanted to start in Nothingland.
Speaking on a purely academic level...the color of that bra is perfect for you. It also presents your breasts in a particularly optimal manner.
That being said...when can we see at least a nip slip in it?
Ahem - Rich...time to make good with what you said ^^^^ there.
No, dont be pulling some lame arse technicality shit either. You WILL close out this thread with a NSFW pic of yourself.
Thanks for participating.
...It also presents your breasts in a particularly optimal manner.
What he said. In spades. :lol2:
VERY well put, 'Spode!
That being said...when can we see at least a nip slip in it?
Like this: :ggw:
Please/Thank You.
I'm a 44E if I shop in Evans, 42DD in Marks & Spencer.
And I have a 42D bra from Asda that fits me just fine, but that's because I have warped it with my gravitas. Oops, I mean gravity and breast weight.
A quick flick on the internet suggests the bra sizes are about the same in the UK as the US, but they might come up a little bit smaller.
Hi Mrs Maineiac, you're lovely.
I guess Mr Maineiac doesn't realize the Cellar Ladies like to look and appreciate too. Just kidding you Man, thank you. ;)
true dat.
Mrs Maineiac is way hot.
@ Sundae: that bra rocks.
Thanks!
Glad you like the pics!
Ahem - Rich...time to make good with what you said ^^^^ there.
No, dont be pulling some lame arse technicality shit either. You WILL close out this thread with a NSFW pic of yourself.
Thanks for participating.
Actually, I said I would close out the thread, not necessarily post a naked picture. In any case:
1) In vaudeville they say never follow an act with dogs or children. There is no way I can in any way come close to what maineiac has posted.
2) It's 3:30am here on the East Coast and the window has closed, although this is the first 2012 post here.
3) The Republican primary is anybody's race right now and I might decide to enter to appeal to the moderate and sane majority. In that case, I must follow GOP tradition and only post naked pictures of myself to the Internet
after I have been elected.
4) Sorry Ducks, the best you can hope for is a private show;)
...let me know if you want to see more.
I'm sorry, have we not met?
Of course we want to see more!
We
always want to see more. Even when we say "Dear God, no more!", deep down, we actually want to see more...
And, thank you. Again. And thank your wife.
Thanks Mr & Mrs Mainiac.
Someone will set up a new thread for 2012 some day soon. I might even show some nipple.
See you there.
Fuck, quick, someone open a 2012 thread....
@ Maineiac: Mrs Maineiac is one bonny lass. As to whether we want to see more, I refer you to m'learned colleague's comment:
I'm sorry, have we not met? Of course we want to see more!
We always want to see more. Even when we say "Dear God, no more!", deep down, we actually want to see more...
And, thank you. Again. And thank your wife.
2012 will be the year I take some tasteful nudies of you, Dana.
There, that's a resolution to be proud of.
Ahehehe.
Maybe. Get me on a clear day :p
We'll do sepia, black & white, vaseline on the lens, whatever.
It's the shape I want to catch.
Wait...what...you're bringing vaseline?
It's my house. Vaseline and baby oil are present...
It's my house. Vaseline and baby oil and some hot gay men are present...
Ftfy
Look at this , my netz go down for a few days and look what i Missed !!!
Welcome maci !!!!
and GRRRR!!!!!
Fuck, quick, someone open a 2012 thread....
@ Maineiac: Mrs Maineiac is one bonny lass. As to whether we want to see more, I refer you to m'learned colleague's comment:
At first I read this as ...has a bony ass... and I was all like, WTF is she talking about? That girl's daft.
Mrs. Maineiac has brought a smile to my face!
...I refer you to m'learned colleague...
Well.
I've been called a lotta things...
:blush:
Mrs. Maineiac has brought a smile to my face!
To your O face...
TY Mrs Maineiac. Lovely pics. I hope you post more soon
that dude din't know what he was missing
Pull those panties up any farther and you won't need a man.;)
You look great. The guy's an idiot.
FYI: A little glass cleaner on that mirror would do wonders the next time you want to take a picture.:p:
Cheeky cheekies!
Nice buns there Moar.
Did you deliberately put this in last year's thread to try to escape notice?
Didn't work :)
Sorry, Sundae, but ... [SLAP].
I had decided to do that to anyone who even alluded to the thread title.
Shush now.
1) Awesome picture.
2) Next time, dust your mirror first. :o
Goddamn, girl. You got it goin' on.
That is the kind of ass and thighs that gets a rise out of me.
Yall are picky about your nudie shots aren't you? I like the dust... I think it adds an air of mystery like a classy fog machine. :D
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Wow!!!!!! Love those boots.Gorgeous thighs. I'm just plain tongue tied
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Yum.
Thanks all! My cheeks are burning now.