Why Chicks Cry*

footfootfoot • Dec 27, 2010 7:43 am
I was searching for Gahan Wilson's NUTS and found this blog. He also has a few panels of NUTS scanned and uploaded.

The reasons he lists for why the women are crying are sometimes pretty funny.

http://johnglenntaylor.blogspot.com/2009/06/66-panels-why-chicks-cry.html

*Yes, yes, I know, I know. Broads don't like to be called chicks. It's the name of the blog posting.
sullage • Dec 28, 2010 5:06 pm
eviction. ha!
footfootfoot • Dec 28, 2010 7:45 pm
That's exactly the one that made me decide to post the link!
Shawnee123 • Dec 29, 2010 8:17 am
Those pictures reminded me of a shirt my ex had. I couldn't believe I googled "forgot to get a job" and found this pic. No, I don't know this guy, but it's the same shirt!
Sundae • Dec 29, 2010 1:42 pm
I scroled thought them all last night and has some real belly laughs.
But I can't remember what they were about...!

I'm sure there was one about anal sex though.
monster • Dec 30, 2010 8:43 am
har har " Failing to pay the water bill, thus incurring a 5% late fee"

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TheMercenary • Dec 30, 2010 8:49 am
Great link 3feet.
casimendocina • Dec 31, 2010 1:54 am
My favourite so far is "burning the meatloaf".
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 31, 2010 6:48 am
It's only fair to little girls, to let them know what's diametrically opposed the the Disney Princess, if they fail.
Sundae • Dec 31, 2010 9:38 am
I've never wanted to be a Princess - excepting Princess Leia.
I never dreamed about my wedding day.
I became dissatisfied with Disney when the cartoons didn't tell the same gruesome stories that Dad read me.

I wanted to be a witch.
I dreamed about drinking a magic potion that would let me talk to cats.
I wanted to see read books and see films about girls who fought back, and climbed trees and ran their our houses (but not in a soppy way like Wendy).
I wanted to live in a world of Children on the Oregon Trail, The Children of the New Forest and Swallows and Amazons.

So I'm not just pretending to be an outsider - I was from a very young age.
But at the very least I was spared the Disney Princess, Princess Diana heartbreak.
kerosene • Dec 31, 2010 1:28 pm
I never wanted to be a princess, either. I guess this whole princess thing kind of makes me sick.
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 31, 2010 5:26 pm
Not be a princess, what are you allergic to frogs? :haha:

In America, being a princess is meeting Mr Right, the big wedding with outrageously expensive gown, perfect children, and happily ever after.
In reality, that's as rare as real royalty.
footfootfoot • Dec 31, 2010 6:15 pm
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Shawnee123 • Jan 1, 2011 9:36 am
xoxoxoBruce;702722 wrote:
Not be a princess, what are you allergic to frogs? :haha:

In America, being a princess is meeting Mr Right, the big wedding with outrageously expensive gown, perfect children, and happily ever after.
In reality, that's as rare as real royalty.


The big stupid wedding isn't rare. It's so many girls' dream. Ugh. What a waste of daddy's money.
Trilby • Jan 1, 2011 10:14 am
Sundae Girl;702635 wrote:
I've never wanted to be a Princess - excepting Princess Leia.
I never dreamed about my wedding day.
I became dissatisfied with Disney when the cartoons didn't tell the same gruesome stories that Dad read me.

I wanted to be a witch.
I dreamed about drinking a magic potion that would let me talk to cats.
I wanted to see read books and see films about girls who fought back, and climbed trees and ran their our houses (but not in a soppy way like Wendy).
I wanted to live in a world of Children on the Oregon Trail, The Children of the New Forest and Swallows and Amazons.

So I'm not just pretending to be an outsider - I was from a very young age.
But at the very least I was spared the Disney Princess, Princess Diana heartbreak.


I'd rather be the witch, too. That's not to say that I didn't dream a princess dream - or, rather, bought into the princess image. I guess I wanted to be a wicked princess so that makes me a witch in some respects. I used to have day dreams about a black and white cottage in the woods, just me and the cats, and to hell with the rest of the world. though I do like a princess-y thing or two...rings and slippers and lengths of silk.
Griff • Jan 1, 2011 10:52 am
Last night, Lil' Griff revealed that her dream of the moment is to lead the go to rock and roll band in some major college town and parlay that into a music career. She said this acknowledging that she'll have to increase her level of commitment to her craft, something I've seen in her the last few months. She never had a traditional princess dream which is all to the good imho.
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 1, 2011 4:12 pm
I believe it Griff, you are an exceptional family.:thumb: