WORDS are good for TALKING
TALKING is how we communicate with PEOPLE
and so on. (this is a simple word game, please don't fuck it up)
UP is where the balloon went, before it went AWAY.
AWAY there is when a will there IS
"Is" is what your definition of that depends on
HERE is an example of CLARIFICATION
CLARIFICATION is what people ask for when they actually want a different ANSWER.
ANSWER a question with a QUESTION
QUESTION everything; believe NOTHING.
YOUNG people do not want to grow OLD.
[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, serif][SIZE=3]MATTERS not how strait the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my SOUL.[/SIZE][/FONT]
WINNING is better than LOSING.
(isn't the first word supposed to be the same as the last word of the previous thing?)
LOSING can be a good thing, for example if you are FAT
yes, sky figured that out after a while, now delete your post and pick up with essence. We'll wait.
(allow me)
ESSENCE is transcended by QUINTESSENCE.
QUINTESSENCE was the name of a great diner/bar in ALBANY
ALBANY is one of the oldest surviving European settlements in AMERICA.
AMERICA! God shed His grace on THEE!
THEE is one more the FOUR.
THEE is one of these very old WORDS
(sorry Gun, I beat you to it. Time difference in France, I suppose.) ;)
FOUR is the number of wheels I like to keep on the GROUND.
GROUND wheat makes a fine MEAL.
MEAL worms are little grubs eaten by BIRDS
yes, sky figured that out after a while, now delete your post and pick up with essence. We'll wait.
[COLOR="Plum"]nice. I didn't see sky's last post and frankly I was asking an honest question, I quoted no-one and named no names -I was very tired and wasn't entirely sure if I wasn't missing the point. If I'd've realized it was just that one person who wasn't getting it, I'd've never touched the thread with a barge pole.
/fuckingfedupwithallthisshit[/COLOR]
NEST time I'll just not BOTHER
"BOTHER" said Pooh, as he searched the river for EEYORE.
hey! leave me out of this!! plt<-----eeyore
just tryin to laugh guys let it go
EEYORE says,"When trying to rescue a friend from a tree, make sure the plan doesn't involve having somebody stand on your BACK"
BITCH bitch bitch that is all that anyone does NOW
NOW is the time for DANCING
DANCING is the vertical expression of an horizontal DESIRE
DESIRE, said Buddha (I think), is the source of all UNHAPPINESS
UNHAPPINESS is often caused by one person's STUPIDITY
STUPIDITY is RAMPANT
RAMPANT was tired of living on the ramp: he wanted a nice anthill in the SUBURBS
SUBURBS, that was the scene of the crime. If I had known, when I woke up that morning, that a busload of radioactive monkey-ƒucking zombies was about to be crashed directly into the Mayor's house, I would have stayed in bed. Lucky me, I was on the BEAT.
BEAT me all you like, I'll never disclose the location of the BOOTY
BOOTY be found at the top of the leg. YAAAAR.
YAAAAR mixing Talk like a Pirate with ghetto SLANG?
SLANG was the order of the day in the bar in the Filthy Porpoise.
Captain "Gentleman" McAngus, referring to the notorious patron Hamid Barfly-McBarflyisher as "You filthy, dodgy, miserly seadog" said "While he was a great fan of a shapely ankle and manly buttocks, he never could stomach a coquette. Far too FISHY."
FISHY be the pirate that can't be getting his swagger on in the GHETTO.
GHETTO because even pirates need HOMES.
HOMES, yo, don't be tryin' to be a BROTHER
[COLOR="Plum"](laughed my ASS off at Sundae)[/COLOR]
BROTHER can ya spare a DIME?
DIME stores have morphed into dollar STORES.
STORES for winter should have been put up by NOW.
NOW is the time for all good men to come to the aid of the PARTY.
HEARTY meals like meat and potatoes are actually bad for your HEART.
HEART, if I only had ONE.
ONE is the loneliest NUMBER
NUMBER me among the people whom the cold makes NUMBER.
Number, used medically, is never as effective as full blown general ANAESTHESIA.
ANAESTHESIA can also be spelled ANESTHESIA ;) [/SPELLING NAZI]
ANESTHESIA lacks a certain aesthetic PUNCH. ;)
PUNCH is damn poor ANESTHESIA
ANESTHESIA, you say, I say TOMATO
TOMATO queried the game bird, I asked for a POTATOE
POTATOE is how I lost the national spelling BEE.
BEE is what you may use to draw a LINE.
LINE! is what the actor YELLED.
YELLED at is what I got every time I say something to YOU
PEOPLE are people so why should it be, you and I should get along so AWFULLY?
AWFULLY cold is my living ROOM
ROOM service, whatever the service, is what you get from the BELLBOY.
BELLBOY is to Hellboy as HEYWOOD JABLOME is to
HEYWOOD JABLOME is to expensive. Ask for his brother WYANDOT.
WYANDOT Jesous Ahatonhia Christmas CAROL
CAROL Wojtyła was the late POPE
POPE on a rope, that's a great TRICK!
Trick watch me pull a rabbit outa my HAT
HAT on the cat, on the road, that is FLAT.
FLAT Stanley is a lucky man: I want to mail myself SOMEWHERE.
FLAT cats are cats who cat nap on the TARMAC
damn you red baron!
SOMEWHERE there is a world with JUSTICE
JUSTICE is something that only exists in MOVIES
UP is your mood when you celebrate CHRISTMAS
CHRISTMAS, Oh how I love thee, let me counts the WAYS
WAYS are paths and mine are WICKED
WICKED, there is no rest for US.
US and them, and after all we're only ordinary MEN.
MEN are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time…they’re GONE.
GONE; but, not FORGOTTEN.
FORGOTTEN are the days of my YOUTH
ETERNAL sunshine of the spotless MIND
BEST friends or forever ENEMIES?
[COLOR="SlateGray"](Lee)[/COLOR] ENEMIES, none. [COLOR="SlateGray"](Chris)[/COLOR] No enemies? [COLOR="SlateGray"](Lee)[/COLOR] ALIVE.
TALK i communicate with PERSON
PERSON is going to be a MESS
HORNS o'plenty at THANKSGIVING
THANKSGIVING is a time to be thankful and ENDURE
ORDURE, in a restaurant, would be a bad thing to ORDER.
ORDER as opposed to CHAOS
CHAOS is occasionally preferable to INDIFFERENCE
INDIFFERENCE or ambiguity? I don't know and I don't CARE.
HEALTH is the least of your concerns, until it is yours no LONGER
LONGER, bigger, faster, HARDER
HARDER, better, faster, STRONGER
BLEND in, my precious daughter, or stand out as a blazing COMET
COMET? Ins't that something found out by a SHOEMAKER?
SHOEMAKER? So antiquated, I'd rather have some apple COBBLER.
COBBLER together said the WHEELWRIGHT
WHEELWRIGHT is the name of a museum in Colonial Williamsburg but I haven't been there thank God coz it sounds BORING.
BORING stuff builds CHARACTER
CHARACTER in a woman never compensates for the lack of BEAUTY,
BEAUTY is inferior to ugliness because it doesn't LAST
(Gun - your command of English, even idioms is nothing short of spectacular)
LAST chance at the bar, gentlemen! Lets have you walking while you're TALKING!
TALKING? When I'm at the bar with a girl, I prefer to get her BORED.
(Thanks for your praises, SG... I just read a lot in English, either for my job or for fun. I also have a very good memory. I went to test myself against the TOEIC and came back with a nice score : 950)
BORED is what I am right NOW
NOW is the time to be in the MOMENT.
MOMENT of inertia is analogous to mass in discussions of rotational MOTION
MOTION pictures are MOVIES.
MOVIES can rock, and movies can suck, in a really big WAY.