LIBERALS WANT TO REDUCE GAS USAGE----------HERES AN IDEA
Deport 15,000,000 illegal aliens. Even our Kenya born President.
Um hello. He was born in the US. His FATHER was born in Kenya.
Um hello. He was born in the US. His FATHER was born in Kenya.
When you're born in America you're given a thing called a "Birth Certificate" something that Obama refuses to show anyone because his says he was born in Kenya.
http://www.thepostemail.com/2010/04/11/kenyan-parliament-claims-obama-born-in-kenya/
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So being born in Kenya makes one an 'illegal alien' does it?
I'd have thought it just made one an immigrant.
Maybe your problem is really with immigrants, rather than illegal aliens.
I think the colour of his skin has something to do with it.
It equates black with being dirty after all.
Too stupid to realize even if it were true, no matter where you're born, if one of your parents is an American so are you. Just spouting right wing rhetoric, with no knowledge, makes her an ignorant child. A troll best not fed.
A troll best not fed.
but there's so much juicy indignation to gobble up around here!
We have only ourselves to blame for Emma. She is the unholy love child produced via the mutual masturbation/admiration society dreck that passes for discourse around here.
an ignorant child. A troll best not fed.
She is an ignorant child. Nothing wrong with that. Children are ignorant. What's wrong with her is her lack of desire to learn anything. Her closed mind. Kids are amazing in their ability to learn, and she's wasting the years when she can do that easily.
Ibby did fine here as a teenager. He had an open mind and learned a bit. She could do well here too, if she changed her attitude. I doubt she will though. She only knows how to be a troll. If that's what she wants, I agree that it's best we don't feed her.
but there's so much juicy indignation to gobble up around here!
We have only ourselves to blame for Emma. She is the unholy love child produced via the mutual masturbation/admiration society dreck that passes for discourse around here.
:lol:
Here here!
I mean, I've been laughing my a$$ off. It's parody, folks. It's funny.
I ask BigSarge if he thinks Emma's posts are "funny"
Sometimes words are poisonous.
"Elections matter - Words matter" ;)
Oh lighten up, lighter. btw, what does it have to do with BigSarge? Is this some kind of sacred military association I don't know about?
A jaunty teenager is hardly anything to get worked up over. I'm much more concerned with the people who actually are old enough to vote! :lol:
There's a big old ignore option around here somewhere.
Really, the scolding can stop any time.
What is up with the Cellar? Don't laugh! Don't argue! Don't cry! Don't give of yourself! Give all of yourself! No, not there! No, not HERE! Over there...oh you've gone and mucked it up for all of us once again.
UT would roll over in his grave if he were in one, which he is not. UT, feel free to roll around your living room.
Please tell me who to be so that I may make sure I am politically, socially, and categorically correct and within boundaries so that no one ever takes offense. Unless I mean offense, in which case you'll know it. ;)
:lol:
Here here!
I mean, I've been laughing my a$$ off. It's parody, folks. It's funny.
I'm not here to entertain you people! I'm here to help you open your eyes to the truth and the ways of the world!

Ah've been HEALED. Praise Emma's Lawd and Save-yers!
Emma, you've been quite effective. I think you're full of shit, but you've sure pissed off a lot of folks. This, of course, is your objective. You've led them along quite nicely.
OMG we've let the terrorist WIN.
:lol:
I'm not here to entertain you people! I'm here to help you open your eyes to the truth and the ways of the world!
That kind of statement will be a lot more effective once you have that kind of experience yourself.
She is truly a parody of fundamentalism, belly laugh at her, but don'take anything she says seriously. :D [/troll feed]
Ah've been HEALED. Praise Emma's Lawd and Save-yers!
Emma, you've been quite effective. I think you're full of shit, but you've sure pissed off a lot of folks. This, of course, is your objective. You've led them along quite nicely.
OMG we've let the terrorist WIN.
:lol:
Liberals always get pissed off when they're faced with the truth. A liberals worst nightmare is a conservative who gives a crap enough to try a spread the truth to stupid people.
Global warming isn't real
Obama isn't JUST black
Showering every day is a good idea
Somebody has to pay for your welfare
The war in Iraq wasn't about oil
Obama was born in Kenya
If everyone carried a gun crime would go down
Shaw, in no way am I trying to tell you who to be.
I think she has now told us she is not writing to be parodic or "funny".
How do you help pay for welfare, Miss Emma? Do you have a job?
@ light: I know, and don't you think there are two options as to how to deal with it (instead of hand-wringing and crying about how horrible she is?): laugh at her or ignore her.
*shrugs* I guess I'm just not that threatened by her silly shenanigans. As a community, we could certainly handle this child if everyone weren't running around wringing their hands and lamenting her evil words.
Ignore is a good idea, shun is better
The difficult part for me is that there are a number of her positions I hold dear, but I find her delivery so abrasive that the message gets lost.
She is a button pusher, her delivery is designed to produce anger and negative responses. It is a learned behavior with no real basis in reality, she has no experience. She just parrots other's philosophies.
Its just gaming the cellar.
How do you help pay for welfare, Miss Emma? Do you have a job?
I help take care of the home of two adults who do pay taxes and in my spare time I use the internet to educate liberals and help turn them away from a life of freeloading, drug use, homosexuality and other unnatural perversions.
You're a housekeeper? Well, at least you won't complain that the Mexicans are stealing all our jobs! :lol:
She means her parents make her do some chores.
Ha! I just spit out my tasty lunchtime beverage (coca-cola, no worries.)
The difficult part for me is that there are a number of her positions I hold dear, but I find her delivery so abrasive that the message gets lost.
Abrasive is good! Think of a beautiful shower door as truth and intelligent thinking. The beautiful shower door is covered with nasty liberal soap scum. What do you use to remove the nasty liberal soap scum? AN ABRASIVE!
This stuff is like pornography.
After a few minutes it's like, Meh. :yawn: What else is on?
So being born in Kenya makes one an 'illegal alien' does it?
Not necessarily, but, if true,
would make one ineligible for the Presidency of the United States. Which, I think, was her point.
ETA: If one was born
anywhere, and is not here legally, then, yes, one would be an illegal alien.
No it wouldn't. Mother or father American, child American, place of birth irrelevant.
Snort. Yabbut, Bruce, you're mucking it all up with facts.
Can one be banned for being jailbait and for an adult member putting the community in jeopardy by responding to that?
I shoulda known not to fuck with yall when ya got a bone...
I've noticed, from personal experience, that the Cellar tends to gang up on new Dwellars with opinions. No matter what opinion you voice, it's wrong. And if you fuck up and someone agrees with you, you're right for the wrong reason. It almost caused me to leave. I guess it just stands out to me as a former victim. And I ain't just talking about Emma.
Pettiness just stands out when it comes from such good ppl.
No it wouldn't. Mother or father American, child American, place of birth irrelevant.
All hail President Anchor-baby.
Snort. Yabbut, Bruce, you're mucking it all up with facts.
Can one be banned for being jailbait and for an adult member putting the community in jeopardy by responding to that?
It's not jailbait if it's not bait to begin with. I am a moral Christian conservative.
Moral Christian conservatives do not put themselves in the position to do something Immoral such as being under the age of consent and sleeping with an adult man.
...and for an adult member putting the community in jeopardy by responding to that?
Is that directed at me? And even if it ain't, how has 'the community' been put in jeopardy?
Now everyone goes away...
Now everyone goes away...
I'm still here.
@ grav:
Sorry, was driving. ;)
Eh, pay me no mind. I was out of line.
However, whatever Emma's story, I do worry about the effect she could have... all in fun. Tread lightly, my friend. One thing us old chicks know is other chicks.
I think my first inclination was best: ignore. I tried to engage with humor but it's futile. She is quite good at finding buttons. Not that mine are that hard to find, they flash neon.
mutual masturbation/admiration society dreck that passes for discourse
TAGLINE!
buttons. Not that mine are that hard to find, they flash neon.
Wet t-shirt contests are a blast at your local, then? :eek: :lol:
I keep those neons turned off. I'm trying to reduce gas usage.
I've noticed, from personal experience, that the Cellar tends to gang up on new Dwellars with opinions. No matter what opinion you voice, it's wrong. And if you fuck up and someone agrees with you, you're right for the wrong reason. It almost caused me to leave. I guess it just stands out to me as a former victim. And I ain't just talking about Emma.
It's a community, not a school. There's no requirement for you to attend and no requirement for you to be tolerated. If you piss enough people off, you'll upset the balance and then you'll hear about it. Eveyone has opinions, almost all are tolerated by the majority, but like it says in the FAQ
The Cellar is like an electronic tavern. Behave as you might at a real-life tavern. Don't barge in and interrupt every table in the place. Walk in and sit down, wait for something you know about and politely put in your two cents
Opinions are like arseholes -we all have them, but not everyone appreciates you flashing it on the first date.
I keep those neons turned off. I'm trying to reduce gas usage.
you should cut down on the brussel sprouts, you global-warmer /babykillintreehugger
I can't decide if I like post 43 or 44 better?
Yeah, 44. But both were grand! I'm just a bit egocentric.
:)
stalker. weirdo. LIBERAL :shudder: