LIBERALS WANT TO REDUCE GAS USAGE----------HERES AN IDEA

Starring_Emma • Dec 2, 2010 12:57 am
Deport 15,000,000 illegal aliens. Even our Kenya born President.
Aliantha • Dec 2, 2010 12:57 am
Um hello. He was born in the US. His FATHER was born in Kenya.
Starring_Emma • Dec 2, 2010 1:14 am
Aliantha;697701 wrote:
Um hello. He was born in the US. His FATHER was born in Kenya.


When you're born in America you're given a thing called a "Birth Certificate" something that Obama refuses to show anyone because his says he was born in Kenya.

http://www.thepostemail.com/2010/04/11/kenyan-parliament-claims-obama-born-in-kenya/

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DanaC • Dec 2, 2010 5:37 am
So being born in Kenya makes one an 'illegal alien' does it?

I'd have thought it just made one an immigrant.

Maybe your problem is really with immigrants, rather than illegal aliens.
Sundae • Dec 2, 2010 5:56 am
I think the colour of his skin has something to do with it.
It equates black with being dirty after all.
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 2, 2010 7:57 am
Too stupid to realize even if it were true, no matter where you're born, if one of your parents is an American so are you. Just spouting right wing rhetoric, with no knowledge, makes her an ignorant child. A troll best not fed.
Trilby • Dec 2, 2010 8:39 am
xoxoxoBruce;697732 wrote:
A troll best not fed.


but there's so much juicy indignation to gobble up around here!

We have only ourselves to blame for Emma. She is the unholy love child produced via the mutual masturbation/admiration society dreck that passes for discourse around here.
glatt • Dec 2, 2010 8:40 am
xoxoxoBruce;697732 wrote:
an ignorant child. A troll best not fed.


She is an ignorant child. Nothing wrong with that. Children are ignorant. What's wrong with her is her lack of desire to learn anything. Her closed mind. Kids are amazing in their ability to learn, and she's wasting the years when she can do that easily.

Ibby did fine here as a teenager. He had an open mind and learned a bit. She could do well here too, if she changed her attitude. I doubt she will though. She only knows how to be a troll. If that's what she wants, I agree that it's best we don't feed her.
Shawnee123 • Dec 2, 2010 8:44 am
Brianna;697737 wrote:
but there's so much juicy indignation to gobble up around here!

We have only ourselves to blame for Emma. She is the unholy love child produced via the mutual masturbation/admiration society dreck that passes for discourse around here.


:lol:

Here here!

I mean, I've been laughing my a$$ off. It's parody, folks. It's funny.
Lamplighter • Dec 2, 2010 11:17 am
I ask BigSarge if he thinks Emma's posts are "funny"

Sometimes words are poisonous.
classicman • Dec 2, 2010 11:30 am
"Elections matter - Words matter" ;)
Shawnee123 • Dec 2, 2010 11:33 am
Oh lighten up, lighter. btw, what does it have to do with BigSarge? Is this some kind of sacred military association I don't know about?

A jaunty teenager is hardly anything to get worked up over. I'm much more concerned with the people who actually are old enough to vote! :lol:

There's a big old ignore option around here somewhere.

Really, the scolding can stop any time.

What is up with the Cellar? Don't laugh! Don't argue! Don't cry! Don't give of yourself! Give all of yourself! No, not there! No, not HERE! Over there...oh you've gone and mucked it up for all of us once again.

UT would roll over in his grave if he were in one, which he is not. UT, feel free to roll around your living room.

Please tell me who to be so that I may make sure I am politically, socially, and categorically correct and within boundaries so that no one ever takes offense. Unless I mean offense, in which case you'll know it. ;)
Starring_Emma • Dec 2, 2010 12:09 pm
Shawnee123;697743 wrote:
:lol:

Here here!

I mean, I've been laughing my a$$ off. It's parody, folks. It's funny.


I'm not here to entertain you people! I'm here to help you open your eyes to the truth and the ways of the world!

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Shawnee123 • Dec 2, 2010 12:11 pm
Ah've been HEALED. Praise Emma's Lawd and Save-yers!

Emma, you've been quite effective. I think you're full of shit, but you've sure pissed off a lot of folks. This, of course, is your objective. You've led them along quite nicely.

OMG we've let the terrorist WIN.

:lol:
wolf • Dec 2, 2010 12:18 pm
Starring_Emma;697782 wrote:
I'm not here to entertain you people! I'm here to help you open your eyes to the truth and the ways of the world!


That kind of statement will be a lot more effective once you have that kind of experience yourself.
Nirvana • Dec 2, 2010 12:27 pm
She is truly a parody of fundamentalism, belly laugh at her, but don'take anything she says seriously. :D [/troll feed]
Starring_Emma • Dec 2, 2010 12:27 pm
Shawnee123;697783 wrote:
Ah've been HEALED. Praise Emma's Lawd and Save-yers!

Emma, you've been quite effective. I think you're full of shit, but you've sure pissed off a lot of folks. This, of course, is your objective. You've led them along quite nicely.

OMG we've let the terrorist WIN.

:lol:


Liberals always get pissed off when they're faced with the truth. A liberals worst nightmare is a conservative who gives a crap enough to try a spread the truth to stupid people.

Global warming isn't real
Obama isn't JUST black
Showering every day is a good idea
Somebody has to pay for your welfare
The war in Iraq wasn't about oil
Obama was born in Kenya
If everyone carried a gun crime would go down
Lamplighter • Dec 2, 2010 12:32 pm
Shaw, in no way am I trying to tell you who to be.
I think she has now told us she is not writing to be parodic or "funny".
Shawnee123 • Dec 2, 2010 12:33 pm
How do you help pay for welfare, Miss Emma? Do you have a job?

@ light: I know, and don't you think there are two options as to how to deal with it (instead of hand-wringing and crying about how horrible she is?): laugh at her or ignore her.

*shrugs* I guess I'm just not that threatened by her silly shenanigans. As a community, we could certainly handle this child if everyone weren't running around wringing their hands and lamenting her evil words.
Lamplighter • Dec 2, 2010 12:38 pm
Ignore is a good idea, shun is better
wolf • Dec 2, 2010 12:40 pm
The difficult part for me is that there are a number of her positions I hold dear, but I find her delivery so abrasive that the message gets lost.
Nirvana • Dec 2, 2010 12:43 pm
She is a button pusher, her delivery is designed to produce anger and negative responses. It is a learned behavior with no real basis in reality, she has no experience. She just parrots other's philosophies.
Pico and ME • Dec 2, 2010 12:48 pm
Its just gaming the cellar.
Starring_Emma • Dec 2, 2010 12:49 pm
Shawnee123;697797 wrote:
How do you help pay for welfare, Miss Emma? Do you have a job?



I help take care of the home of two adults who do pay taxes and in my spare time I use the internet to educate liberals and help turn them away from a life of freeloading, drug use, homosexuality and other unnatural perversions.
Shawnee123 • Dec 2, 2010 12:51 pm
You're a housekeeper? Well, at least you won't complain that the Mexicans are stealing all our jobs! :lol:
glatt • Dec 2, 2010 12:53 pm
She means her parents make her do some chores.
Shawnee123 • Dec 2, 2010 12:55 pm
Ha! I just spit out my tasty lunchtime beverage (coca-cola, no worries.)
Starring_Emma • Dec 2, 2010 12:59 pm
wolf;697805 wrote:
The difficult part for me is that there are a number of her positions I hold dear, but I find her delivery so abrasive that the message gets lost.


Abrasive is good! Think of a beautiful shower door as truth and intelligent thinking. The beautiful shower door is covered with nasty liberal soap scum. What do you use to remove the nasty liberal soap scum? AN ABRASIVE!
Trilby • Dec 2, 2010 2:26 pm
This stuff is like pornography.

After a few minutes it's like, Meh. :yawn: What else is on?
Gravdigr • Dec 2, 2010 4:53 pm
DanaC;697719 wrote:
So being born in Kenya makes one an 'illegal alien' does it?


Not necessarily, but, if true, would make one ineligible for the Presidency of the United States. Which, I think, was her point.


ETA: If one was born anywhere, and is not here legally, then, yes, one would be an illegal alien.
xoxoxoBruce • Dec 2, 2010 4:58 pm
No it wouldn't. Mother or father American, child American, place of birth irrelevant.
Shawnee123 • Dec 2, 2010 4:58 pm
Snort. Yabbut, Bruce, you're mucking it all up with facts.

Can one be banned for being jailbait and for an adult member putting the community in jeopardy by responding to that?
Gravdigr • Dec 2, 2010 5:08 pm
I shoulda known not to fuck with yall when ya got a bone...


I've noticed, from personal experience, that the Cellar tends to gang up on new Dwellars with opinions. No matter what opinion you voice, it's wrong. And if you fuck up and someone agrees with you, you're right for the wrong reason. It almost caused me to leave. I guess it just stands out to me as a former victim. And I ain't just talking about Emma.


Pettiness just stands out when it comes from such good ppl.
Gravdigr • Dec 2, 2010 5:10 pm
xoxoxoBruce;697906 wrote:
No it wouldn't. Mother or father American, child American, place of birth irrelevant.


All hail President Anchor-baby.
Starring_Emma • Dec 2, 2010 5:10 pm
Shawnee123;697907 wrote:
Snort. Yabbut, Bruce, you're mucking it all up with facts.

Can one be banned for being jailbait and for an adult member putting the community in jeopardy by responding to that?


It's not jailbait if it's not bait to begin with. I am a moral Christian conservative.

Moral Christian conservatives do not put themselves in the position to do something Immoral such as being under the age of consent and sleeping with an adult man.
Gravdigr • Dec 2, 2010 5:13 pm
Shawnee123;697907 wrote:
...and for an adult member putting the community in jeopardy by responding to that?


Is that directed at me? And even if it ain't, how has 'the community' been put in jeopardy?
Gravdigr • Dec 2, 2010 5:33 pm
Now everyone goes away...
Starring_Emma • Dec 2, 2010 6:22 pm
Gravdigr;697921 wrote:
Now everyone goes away...


I'm still here.
Shawnee123 • Dec 2, 2010 6:24 pm
@ grav:

Sorry, was driving. ;)

Eh, pay me no mind. I was out of line.

However, whatever Emma's story, I do worry about the effect she could have... all in fun. Tread lightly, my friend. One thing us old chicks know is other chicks.

I think my first inclination was best: ignore. I tried to engage with humor but it's futile. She is quite good at finding buttons. Not that mine are that hard to find, they flash neon.
jimhelm • Dec 2, 2010 6:46 pm
Brianna;697737 wrote:
mutual masturbation/admiration society dreck that passes for discourse


TAGLINE!
monster • Dec 2, 2010 9:13 pm
Shawnee123;697933 wrote:
buttons. Not that mine are that hard to find, they flash neon.


Wet t-shirt contests are a blast at your local, then? :eek: :lol:
Shawnee123 • Dec 2, 2010 9:15 pm
I keep those neons turned off. I'm trying to reduce gas usage.
monster • Dec 2, 2010 9:23 pm
Gravdigr;697910 wrote:
I've noticed, from personal experience, that the Cellar tends to gang up on new Dwellars with opinions. No matter what opinion you voice, it's wrong. And if you fuck up and someone agrees with you, you're right for the wrong reason. It almost caused me to leave. I guess it just stands out to me as a former victim. And I ain't just talking about Emma.


It's a community, not a school. There's no requirement for you to attend and no requirement for you to be tolerated. If you piss enough people off, you'll upset the balance and then you'll hear about it. Eveyone has opinions, almost all are tolerated by the majority, but like it says in the FAQ

The Cellar is like an electronic tavern. Behave as you might at a real-life tavern. Don't barge in and interrupt every table in the place. Walk in and sit down, wait for something you know about and politely put in your two cents


Opinions are like arseholes -we all have them, but not everyone appreciates you flashing it on the first date.
monster • Dec 2, 2010 9:26 pm
Shawnee123;697994 wrote:
I keep those neons turned off. I'm trying to reduce gas usage.


you should cut down on the brussel sprouts, you global-warmer /babykillintreehugger
Shawnee123 • Dec 2, 2010 9:46 pm
I can't decide if I like post 43 or 44 better?

Yeah, 44. But both were grand! I'm just a bit egocentric.

:)
monster • Dec 2, 2010 11:12 pm
stalker. weirdo. LIBERAL :shudder: