Reduce the Deficit

Here is a game where you can do it yourself. Give it a shot. It doesn't take long.

[CENTER][SIZE="7"]Emma's[/SIZE]
[SIZE="5"]How to reduce the deficit plan[/SIZE][/CENTER]

1. 3 month welfare cap. If you can't find a job in 3 month then you're not trying.

2. Pay it back former dead beat. If you were on welfare and you now have a job pay back the money.

3. Castrate intercity criminals. Drug crimes, armed robbery crimes and gang crimes. The type of people who commit these crimes make babies who grow up to commit these same crimes.

4. Give people who watch FOX NEWS and listen to Rush a tax brake. It's a well known fact that conservatives use less government than liberals do. Less liberals = less deficit

5. Take Iraqs oil as payback for our liberating them.

Starring_Emma;697665 wrote:

[CENTER][SIZE="7"]Emma's[/SIZE]
[SIZE="5"]How to reduce the deficit plan[/SIZE][/CENTER]

1. 3 month welfare cap. If you can't find a job in 3 month then you're not trying.

2. Pay it back former dead beat. If you were on welfare and you now have a job pay back the money.

3. Castrate intercity criminals. Drug crimes, armed robbery crimes and gang crimes. The type of people who commit these crimes make babies who grow up to commit these same crimes.

4. Give people who watch FOX NEWS and listen to Rush a tax brake. It's a well known fact that conservatives use less government than liberals do. Less liberals = less deficit

5. Take Iraqs oil as payback for our liberating them.

I lol'd

Aliantha;697673 wrote:

I lol'd

Has to be a sock puppet.

Too raw, Bullitt. I think we can rightly take la Emma at face value. She's too inclined to troll, but this seems her sole sin.

And her only trick too UG. Don't get sucked in just because she seems to share your political views to a point.

Oh, I'm not. Raw, crude, immature -- but not I think a detriment to the Republic just by existing.

Aliantha;697673 wrote:

I lol'd

Bullitt;697686 wrote:

Has to be a sock puppet.

I think that you're right my guessing is that Aliantha is Radar.

Starring_Emma;697665 wrote:

intercity criminals

Ha! At least we know this isn't UG. Would intercity criminals be mostly bankers and politicians?

Intercity. Like intercity trains. Damn those long distance travelling criminals!

Easy for the cops though, just pick up a train schedule.

I could have been an intercity criminal had Kasich not come along and put the kibosh on the plans for an Ohio railway system. grumble grumble.

Starring_Emma;697665 wrote:

4. Give people who watch FOX NEWS and listen to Rush a tax brake.

Wow. Give Rush a brake for Christmas. Then all deficits are stopped. Nobody knew until Emma arrived.

Maybe we should spend more for anti-lock tax brakes? No. Locking type is necessary for intercity criminals.

Starring_Emma;697665 wrote:

[CENTER][SIZE="7"]Emma's[/SIZE]
[SIZE="5"]How to reduce the deficit plan[/SIZE][/CENTER]

1. 3 month welfare cap. If you can't find a job in 3 month then you're not trying.

2. Pay it back former dead beat. If you were on welfare and you now have a job pay back the money.

3. Castrate intercity criminals. Drug crimes, armed robbery crimes and gang crimes. The type of people who commit these crimes make babies who grow up to commit these same crimes.

4. Give people who watch FOX NEWS and listen to Rush a tax brake. It's a well known fact that conservatives use less government than liberals do. Less liberals = less deficit

5. Take Iraqs oil as payback for our liberating them.

6. No more life in prison! From found guilty to the hanging gallows in 30 minutes or less or your next one's free.

7. Billions of dollars are wasted on sending illegal Mexicans back to Mexico. Instead the government could take these Mexicans and hire them out at $15 an hour to mow lawns and clean pools which would make America trillions of dollars.

8. If you get caught dealing drugs you get to join the military! Straight from the court room to the front line. No training or armor needed... We could call them the human mine sweepers.

9. People who commit insurance fraud have to work civil service jobs for no money while living in trailers provided by the government.

10. Liberals have to pass an IQ test before raising a family

Aliantha;697673 wrote:

I lol'd

LOL!

TheMercenary;698619 wrote:

LOL!

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Shawnee123;698629 wrote:

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