Uptitling/Buzzwords

monster • Nov 29, 2010 10:23 pm

Picked up a "buzzword dictionary" (author John Walston) from the library, whole family is enjoying it (beest and my personal favorite "seagull manager" isn't in there under it's own entry, but other than that it's good......)

The ones that make us laugh the most, though are the "Up-titleing" ones. Like "pre-owned" and "previously enjoyed" for used....

here are some of my favorites, I decided to make it more fun by not including the real translation, but they're pretty easy.

Add your owrn, uptitle your own job etc... whatever... have fun....

>Repurposed Entrees
>Stock Replenishment Executive
>Shortfalls in Compliance
>Self-provision
>Percussive Maintenance
>Marital Rupture

Gravdigr • Nov 30, 2010 4:02 am

How would you 'uptitle' "grave digger"?

Interment Assistance Agent? Biological Deposition Engineer?

"So, what do you do?"

"I'm in biological deposition."

monster • Nov 30, 2010 12:58 pm

Interment Engineer?

Pete Zicato • Nov 30, 2010 2:16 pm

monster;697114 wrote:
beest and my personal favorite "seagull manager"

First time I've heard this one. Thanks. This sort of gem is one of the reasons I hang out at the cellar.

sexobon • Nov 30, 2010 2:56 pm

Gravdigr;697155 wrote:
How would you 'uptitle' "grave digger"? ...

digger < grave digger < "exceptionally grave digger" :D

Gravdigr • Nov 30, 2010 3:24 pm

I am rather grave sometimes, but, never exceptionally grave.:)