Six word stories

My wife told me about this today... here is a web site that describes the idea in full.
The site has various categories... here's the link to "funny"

My contribution: Double rainbow goes viral, Warhol fame.

Feeling desperate. Say hello railway tracks.

Slept late, woke to empty house

For Sale: Baby Shoes. Never Used. (attributed to Hemingway)

Last man alive; knock on door.
[COLOR="White"](another classic)[/COLOR]

Oh, my God. Repeat ad infinitum.

These mushrooms taste funny to you?

SG is showing her latent talent !

Alright! Who's fucking hand is that?

Conceived. Born. Lived. Loved. Lost. Died.


I think that covers it.