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She may be nuts, but I'd still tap that. Damn.
I don't know who said it Bullitt but "don't stick your dick in crazy"
I'd love to have coffee with her.
I really like her schtick: Greetings humanoids! Pay money to see my amateur soft-core porn or risk anihilation as a species!
Can't be an attention whore without being a whore.
Is she still an attention whore if I pay her none?
I thought this was going to be about the california dates I get from the organic grocer. They're very yummy.
I don't know who said it Bullitt but "don't stick your dick in crazy"
Bullitt is about the age I was when I failed to toe the line on this. No end to the grief fella, even though you prolly won't listen when opportunity knocks... boots.
I'm plenty familiar with crazy, they're either drawn to me or vice versa. Dated a girl this summer who was bipolar and pretended to commit suicide to get me to drive an hour to see her at 3am. Not even joking. I didn't drive down, instead I called the cops and the paramedics to find her out in the woods and take her ass to the hospital. It was the end of an interesting three months of dating lol.
She needs to lay off the SyFy t.v. shows.
How is California like Granola?
Once you get rid of the fruits and nuts all that's left are the flakes.