xoxoxoBruce • Nov 10, 2010 3:37 am
Chocolate cake. That is all.
Brianna;693571 wrote:how does one cut that sucker?

casimendocina;693587 wrote:I was about to say "who cares?"
BTW, why are you detoxing Ali?
Brianna;693653 wrote:why are mentos in the altoids tin??
I spent the rest of the evening in a hyperglycemic fit, alternately running around like a maniac and regurgitating the multi-colored remains of my conquest all over my grandparents' carpet. I was so miserable, but my suffering was small compared to the satisfaction I felt every time my horrible, conniving mother had to watch me retch up another rainbow of sweet, semi-digested success: this is for you, mom. This is what happens when you try to get between me and cake - I silently challenged her to try again to prevent me from obtaining something I wanted. Just once. Just to see what would happen. It didn't matter how violently ill I felt, in that moment, I was a god - the god of cake - and I was unstoppable.
jimhelm;693661 wrote:actually, looking closer at it, there does appear to be an Altoid in the launcher part. Maybe the mentos are just ballast?
monster;693966 wrote:Let's see, do we know anyone with expertise in Storming the Chocolate Castle?
Happy Monkey;693979 wrote:The cake is a lie.
Sundae Girl;694162 wrote:Or the Bourneville Boulevard...
casimendocina;694185 wrote:I was going to put the Lindt line, but I thought it was a bit lame.