Sexual Records NSFW

xoxoxoBruce • Nov 6, 2010 7:47 pm
From Mendel's soup

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Anyone breaking any of these records, be sure and let us know. Oh, and pictures or it probably didn't happen. :lol:
Flint • Nov 8, 2010 11:41 am
18 feet! Wow. Somewhere, UT had quoted scientists as saying 2 feet, and, well I knew that wasn't as far as it can go.
TheMercenary • Nov 8, 2010 11:45 am
Interesting...
Undertoad • Nov 8, 2010 12:07 pm
I wouldn't have said two feet. When I was a younger man...
Clodfobble • Nov 8, 2010 5:25 pm
A friend of mine in high school had a stain on the ceiling above his bed. He was genuinely embarrassed to admit the origin of said stain, so I don't think he was making it up. That's like 6 feet, and going against gravity at that!
Nirvana • Nov 8, 2010 9:00 pm
I got suspicious when I read the one about Michelle because I was told that Urban Legend by peers when I was in middle school and that was before 1991. :eyebrow:
jimhelm • Nov 9, 2010 1:52 pm
yabbut, it was Rod Stewart in the legend.
Flint • Nov 9, 2010 2:13 pm
Agree, it was Rod Stewart.
Gravdigr • Nov 9, 2010 2:56 pm
"Wake up Manny, I think I've got something to spray to you"
TheMercenary • Nov 9, 2010 8:14 pm
Well so far, no on one the Cellar has stepped up to the plate to challenge the current records... impressive.
Sheldonrs • Nov 9, 2010 10:01 pm
TheMercenary;693531 wrote:
Well so far, no on one the Cellar has stepped up to the plate to challenge the current records... impressive.


All I can offer is personal bests.

For #8: 7 guys in a 4 hour period. Bath house in Hollywood.
footfootfoot • Nov 9, 2010 10:41 pm
holy shit an hour at mendels soup. WTF?
Gravdigr • Nov 10, 2010 12:45 am
:eek:
Gravdigr • Nov 10, 2010 3:05 pm
Sheldonrs;693540 wrote:
All I can offer is personal bests.

For #8: 7 guys in a 4 hour period. Bath house in Hollywood.


You guys thought I was giving out TMI...:lol2:
Gravdigr • Nov 10, 2010 3:06 pm
BTW, my persoanl best: 1.5 girls in a six hour period.
glatt • Nov 10, 2010 3:35 pm
My personal best: The same wonderful woman for 17 years.
jimhelm • Nov 10, 2010 4:31 pm
:beer:
footfootfoot • Nov 10, 2010 8:01 pm
glatt;693644 wrote:
My personal best: The same wonderful woman for 17 years.

Ever the gentleman.:notworthy
depmats • Nov 10, 2010 11:32 pm
glatt;693644 wrote:
My personal best: The same wonderful woman for 17 years.


Your wife is going to kick your ass if she finds out.
Gravdigr • Nov 11, 2010 4:36 pm
glatt;693644 wrote:
My personal best: The same wonderful woman for 17 years.


WOYS? (wife over your shoulder?)
Sundae • Nov 11, 2010 5:03 pm
jimhelm;693434 wrote:
yabbut, it was Rod Stewart in the legend.

Flint;693440 wrote:
Agree, it was Rod Stewart.

Marc Almond, here.
In 1999, Almond received accolades for his autobiography, entitled Tainted Life, which told of his early life, creative ventures, his sexuality (Almond is gay), and drug addiction, for which he was hospitalized in 1994. Almond wrote the autobiography without a ghost writer and his publishers subsequently commissioned him to write a travel book, In Search of the Pleasure Palace: Disreputable Travels, whose publication in 2004 was accompanied by a book-signing tour.

Almond currently lives in the south east of London, as well as Moscow and Barcelona.[6] In his autobiography he describes previously living in New York as well as Earl's Court, in a converted church in Fulham and most memorably in Soho's Berwick Street, where he lived in a flat overlooking the Raymond Revuebar
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Sheldon, that deserves applause :) You Brian Kinney, you...
Flint • Nov 11, 2010 5:29 pm
Rod Stewart had to have a bunch of cum pumped out of his stomach. Richard Gere put a gerbil up his ass. Jesus Christ died for our sins and then rose from the grave three days later (and...apparently we had called no takesy-backsies). These truths we hold to be self evident. Problem, history?
Rhianne • Nov 11, 2010 7:15 pm
Why would you need to have 'cum' pumped from your stomach?
BrianR • Nov 11, 2010 7:35 pm
good question
footfootfoot • Nov 11, 2010 9:38 pm
prolly a misprint in the original story which went "Rod Stewart had one and a half liters of cum pumped into his stomach..."
glatt • Nov 12, 2010 8:32 am
It was rum. Poor Rod. A poorly written "r" by the reporter taking notes, and he still can't live this rumor down.
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 12, 2010 10:26 am
Rhianne;693896 wrote:
Why would you need to have 'cum' pumped from your stomach?
The party's only half over?
Gravdigr • Nov 12, 2010 2:50 pm
I would say that's tasteless...but, I bet it's not.