This one is easy: Wilbur.
He made me cry and showing any weakness at all makes me VERY ANGRY!
;)
Arnold Ziffle!
(I have a lot of porcine anger)
I loved Arnold!
(Related Joke: what does the pig on Green Acres say? Oleeevarrrrr!)
Miss Piggy is a real pain in the ass. I HATED that pig.
Miss Piggy is a real pain in the ass. I HATED that pig.
You're just jealous of her fashion sense and status as diva.
I didn't like her abusive domestic violence tendencies or her boorish table manners. ;)
What's green and smells like Miss Piggy's naughty bits?
Kermit's naughty bits.
Any pig that isn't bacon already. Hurry up and get cured, snoutface!