please help me dye

a blonde synthetic wig brown, cheaply.

Hebe wants to be the mona lisa for Halloween, I found the perfect wig for $2, but it's blonde.

I'm guessing regular hair dye won't work -plus it's pretty expensive. Food color? Coffee? Spray dye? fabric dye (that usually only works on cotton, right?)

I'm doubtful can actually dye that nylon stuff. spray paint, maybe

how 'bout Lady Godiva? ;)

MONNIE wrote:

please help me die

I'd be glad to. :flipbird:

Blond Mona Lisa , or Mod Mona lisa , Purple hair

or you can take a Lighter to the wig singe it , Lit (Mona)Lisa

Or ,,,,


Oh and Eat a Big one Classic !!!

Nothing that is made for hair is going to work. Your going to need an oil based paint .

Personally I would use a black oil paint thinned with a little mineral spirits then let it dry in the sun. Then brush out the stiffness.

yeah or comb through some shoe polish.

great ideas, thanks.

zipper, just ignore him -if he continues to regress into childhood at the same rate, by tomorrow he'll be an egg. Who's got the bacon?

zippyt;689564 wrote:

Oh and Eat a Big one Classic !!!

Sorry Zip - She's been a bitch to me for too long. I let a lot of it slide.
No more. I'm just gonna return the favor now and again.

I like the shoe polish idea

shoe polish is also available at the dollar store, which is always a bonus......

classicman;689572 wrote:

Sorry Zip - She's been a bitch to me for too long. I let a lot of it slide.
No more. I'm just gonna return the favor now and again.

Honey, you can't even touch my level -that was pathetic -I handed it to you on a plate and you still fucked it up. That screen dump belongs in a FAIL thread. :lol:

monster;689576 wrote:

Honey, you can't even touch my level

We agree - I probably couldn't stoop low low enough to reach you.
Have a blessed day.

ow my feelings! :lol:

[COLOR="Magenta"]love from monnie[/COLOR]

I'm not gonna post this 'cause it's real mean to hit a man when he's down.....

classicman;689579 wrote:

We agree - I probably couldn't stoop low low enough to reach .

You gotta stop worrying about your dick length. you pay Low Low, she'll do suckee if you can't reach......



oh, oops......


it's a self fulfilling prophesy, you know.....

monster;689586 wrote:

I'm not gonna post this 'cause it's real mean to hit a man when he's down.....

You gotta stop worrying about your dick length. you pay Low Low, she'll do suckee if you can't reach......

oh, oops......

it's a self fulfilling prophesy, you know.....

Sorry, But I wouldn't let her suck my dick with your mouth.

And since you are the one worrying about my dick, I suggest you go see your husband.

rly? that's your comeback? you're playing in the wrong casino.

I don't gamble. And I'm really not interested in lowering myself to get into a worthless pointless verbal argument with a bitch like you. You aren't worth the time. Now run along and go kiss someone elses arse.

and yet you keep replying...... :lol:

(and if you still can't resist......who's arse are you dreaming i'm kissing?)

:(

Just ignore the thread, cloud, it's pretty easy. Or are you mourning the loss of classicman's last shred of dignity?

Oh knock off and go to your rooms.

*sulks*

just out of curiosity, how are you going to do the Mona Lisa? Are you going to have a frame around you?

Hebe is going to be the mona lisa and yes -I picked up a lightweight large frame for 50c. We'll spray it gold

Thor is going to be Orion -with lights for stars -thought you might be interested in that -isn't that the name of your grandson?

And hector's going to be a soldier in the vietnam era sorta.

very cool! I think I'm going to be a gypsy fortune teller. Unoriginal, but if I dig out my tarot cards, I can be the entertainment too!

I'mm'a be ....tired.

Maybe Dunlop will sponsor me?

monster;689608 wrote:

Hebe is going to be the mona lisa and yes -I picked up a lightweight large frame for 50c. We'll spray it gold

This is a great idea!

I have to go to a wedding (I really don't want to, reasons withheld) and it's Halloween themed. I was just going to go as the paparazzi (camera, press pass, casual jacket) because it was going to cost too much to be Queen of the Zombies.

However, a black wig and a frame. Does Hebe care if I steal her idea? :rolleyes:

Oh, and low low couldn't stoop low low enough, even that ho ho wouldn't blow blow that mo fo. No no! Gotta go go...

Shawnee123;689637 wrote:

I have to go to a wedding (I really don't want to, reasons withheld)

Ha, yeah, no...I'm not the brushing blide. Just a friend of the brushing blide's mudder.