LIST OF PEOPLE WHO CAN SUCK IT
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It depends on the definition of "it".
my landlord
Rush Limbaugh
Congress
Walmart
my ex-boyfriend
the perv that tried to kill his own mother - my next door neighbor
the state of Colorado - esp the state legislature
the man who killed my cat
social services
drunk drivers
big pharma
rwanda
bin laden
the IRS
spammers
altel
the person who stole all my CD's and the leather case that contained them
octomom
sarah palin
tea baggers
everyone east of the mississippi (with the exception of Cellar folk, of course)
people who are mean to animals
people who are mean to children
people who are just mean
spelling and grammar nazi's
plus a cast of thousands too numerous to mention
I was told that joke rather differently...
My real list:
Racists
Bigots
Dog owners
Everyone involved in the equine industry
let's not forget familiars
I won't ask which category you fall into!
the next person to post can suck it
i was hopin' for someone cuter, actually.....
turn out the lights, will ya?
George Soros
Vivian Schiller - President of NPR
Bigots
Racists
Union leaders
MSNBC and all of their commentators
Progressive Liberals
Nancy Pelosi
Harry Reid
Gun Grabbers in Congress
Hillary Clinton
Rush Limbaugh
Anyone who supports wealth redistribution
PETA and all of their supporters
Anyone who abuses animals
Right-wing extremists
Left-wing extremists
Socialist promoters of our Government
Anyone who opposes the Second Amendment and my right to own weapons
The United Nations and anyone who supports it
Anyone who would prevent freedom of religion and an ability to practice it in any form anywhere as long as it does not effect others
Anyone who would foist one religion or culture on others by exploiting our freedom of religion
Anyone who supports Eminent Domain
Anyone who supports Big Government
Anyone who supports further dependence on Government to support them to survive
Anyone who supports increased and progressive taxation
Anyone who supports secretive spending for political ads and campaign finance
Anti-hunters
Anyone who defames the Tea Party as a Racist organization
Anyone who supports the NAACP
Anyone who supports affirmative action as a solution to racial equality
Anyone who thinks that the color of a persons skin prevents them from being racist or bigoted
Anyone who does not support a woman's right to Choose and control her own body
Anyone who wants to enter my property and tell me what I can and cannot do if it does not effect anyone outside of those boundaries
Anyone who supports illegal immigration and the trafficking of human beings
Extremist Republickins and Demoncrats
Anyone who thinks GBLT people do not have the same rights as other human beings
Anyone who thinks that World Peas is not possible
Anyone who has never traveled outside of this country and away from their home and thinks that they understand how the world works
My list is large and long.... and I am not even done. :D
Who is John Gault?
I heard Monica Lewinsky.....
Anyone who thinks GBLT people [COLOR="Red"]SHOULD [/COLOR]not have the same rights as other human beings
FTFY
And that concludes this week's episode of Merc's Manifesto. Join us next week as we explore congresswhores and liberal tit-suckers, on a very special Merc's Manifesto.
:lol2:
I slay me.
What do you mean by "big pharma"? You mean the people that develop life-saving medicine?
What do you mean by the people that develop life-saving medicine? Tax-funded universities?
What do you have against tax funded universities?
They stole his sense of humor?
Dude's two steps away from the Unabomber Cabin. And his dog Toto too!
people that turn fun threads into tense pseudo political snipe fests can suck it..... and swallow.
Because Flint's intention all along was FUN and FRIVOLITY. No snipes were harmed in the making of this thread. :lol:
George Soros
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Anyone who has never traveled outside of this country and away from their home and thinks that they understand how the world works
Not crazy and angry at all.:rolleyes:
Get thee to a sery thread.
That guy who keeps stealing the walrus's bucket.
Linda Lovelace could suck it
Hoover could suck it. Dam!
Nothing sucks like Electrolux
...
I lawled.
Nothing sucks like Electrolux
I have a mate who....never mind.
Plungers suck, but you have to place them just so and pump them a few times.
That'd be why they're called plungers then?
That reminds me....I need to buy a new plunger. The last time I tried unblocking a sink with the plunger I have here, the bastard had gone so stiff it just stayed scrunched up after i pressed it down.
Not to be confused with the dreaded Bus Plunging phenomenon. (I think it was Leno's Headlines book, when he was sort of funny...busses never wrecked they always 'plunged' off of something.)
just break one off the head of a dalek, dana
That'd be why they're called plungers then?
That reminds me....I need to buy a new plunger. The last time I tried unblocking a sink with the plunger I have here, the bastard had gone so stiff it just stayed scrunched up after i pressed it down.
Oh, hon...that is the story of my life! [/Ms Double Entendre]
:o
*grins* You can't get away from it Monster it's in your blood.
Not crazy and angry at all.:rolleyes:
I quite agree with Spexx's assessment of Merc, despite his lame-o try at sarcasm. The proper idea has at least entered his head: Merc is neither crazy nor angry, and all the left-leaning ranting this Cellar could muster cannot cause him to be either. Should this kind of thinking continue, Spexx will actually become wise, and hold views and values that are
not contemptible. A glimmering of growth occurs.
You're right, always good for a laugh.
No one has listed The Man From Nantucket.
I'm glad at least Foot is keeping things dignified on this thread.:biggrin:
mean people
bigots
haters
(ok, so unoriginal, but true)
neighbors who let their dogs roam leashless and don't pick up doo doo in common areas
backstabbing cow orkers
belittling bosses
child abusers
spouse abusers
people who use religion as an excuse to hate on people and keep women subservient, or . . anything really
people who never admit to being wrong when they are
loan officers
No one has listed The Man From Nantucket.
lol foot(3) wins the thread.
people who use religion as an excuse to hate on people and keep women subservient,
I made the mistake of watching the climactic scene of The Stoning of Suriya M on Youtube. Deeply upsetting. A profoundly disturbing film. I went to bed that night boiling with impotent rage.
A very worthwhile movie though. I intend to see it in full at some point. The acting is stunning. It's brilliantly directed. I see why Iran doesn't want it showing over there. It exposes the reality of a form of punishment that is almost uniquely applied to women and is an absolute instrument of gender control and gender terror.
The way the village as a whole is involved. The way even her sons are encouraged to hurl a stone. The hatred and anger in the faces of many of the men and even a few women, at this 'whore' who had dared to transgress their codes. Their jubiliation at what was clearly seen as an expression of God's greatness; his law, his justice and his power. The utter lack of empathy amongst those throwing the stones for bloody and weeping woman buried up to her waist in the ground: her body rocking and reeling back with the impact of each stone.
Anyway. Sorry. Bit of a rant. Your selection of people who can suck it got me thinking.
That hatred of gender transgressing women is clearly founded on a deep-seated fear of the female; fear and suspicion. So I say all those men who look at a woman and see an Other not worth their regard can suck it. And so can the fathers and mothers who raised them.
I made the mistake of watching the climactic scene of The Stoning of Suriya M on Youtube. Deeply upsetting. A profoundly disturbing film. I went to bed that night boiling with impotent rage.
A very worthwhile movie though. I intend to see it in full at some point. The acting is stunning. It's brilliantly directed. I see why Iran doesn't want it showing over there. It exposes the reality of a form of punishment that is almost uniquely applied to women and is an absolute instrument of gender control and gender terror.
The way the village as a whole is involved. The way even her sons are encouraged to hurl a stone. The hatred and anger in the faces of many of the men and even a few women, at this 'whore' who had dared to transgress their codes. Their jubiliation at what was clearly seen as an expression of God's greatness; his law, his justice and his power. The utter lack of empathy amongst those throwing the stones for bloody and weeping woman buried up to her waist in the ground: her body rocking and reeling back with the impact of each stone.
Anyway. Sorry. Bit of a rant. Your selection of people who can suck it got me thinking.
That hatred of gender transgressing women is clearly founded on a deep-seated fear of the female; fear and suspicion. So I say all those men who look at a woman and see an Other not worth their regard can suck it. And so can the fathers and mothers who raised them.
Ditto. Women, especially mothers should be held in higher esteem than a bunch of sweaty self righteous men. They are there to be cherished and honored, and admired for their innate beauty.
Ditto. Women, especially mothers should be held in higher esteem than a bunch of sweaty self righteous men. They are there to be cherished and honored, and admired for their innate beauty.
Especially those with potent rage. They throw stuff.
anyone who can't drive in the real world can suck it. It's a roundabout. I get it, I understand it's a new concept. There are signs posted to help you. It's not a 4-way stop. The car on the roundabout has right of way. Getting to the yield sign before the car and doing a pseudo stop before he does, does not give you right of way. You can suck it. Once it's decomposed.
hmmm... this is a list I could add to daily. Let's see.....
People who slow down to 5 mph to negotiate a simple turn and then suddenly swing wide.
People who don't flush the toilet after using it in a public restroom. I guess I should also include those who leave toilet paper pieces all over the place (just what did you think you were doing?), and those too lazy to lift a foot to raise the seat thinking their aim is so great that they'll not dribble a drop. I suspect these are the same guys who whisk themselves into a stall rather than use the open urinals. Maybe the reason they're so shy is the same reason they can't manage to avoid peeing all over the seat (reach?).
Habitual liars. The ones who lie, not just about big things, but even small details. I don't know if you've ever been unfortunate enough to know or work with one, but they SUCK. I mean, how do you muster showing any emotion over anything they say when you know there is a darn good probability that everything they are telling you is completely made up? I've known two and both can (and probably have since we've parted ways) suck it.
People who blame their childhood, parents or any of a myriad of reasons for how crappy their lives are. Your life is crappy because you're crappy at life. After all, at least that you can change that.
People who you only hear from when they need something, or have some new tragedy in their life. My wife's college dorm mate is like this. I see an email or call come in from this woman I KNOW we're in for drama.
My ex-wife. She too can suck it, as long as it doesn't belong to me.
Ditto. Women, especially mothers should be held in higher esteem than a bunch of sweaty self righteous men. They are there to be cherished and honored, and admired for their innate beauty.
No. No, no, no. They are not to be cherished and honored for their innate beauty. They are to be afforded the same respect as men on the same terms :P
When men figure out how to have babies, and the instinct to mother them, maybe I'll give them the same respect.
gee. live in the 21st century, please.
gee. live in the 21st century, please.
He's a conservative.
He's a conservative.
I'd bet a nickel he's a Heinlein libertarian.
Hi everyone,my name is J.D.DIAMOND,I apologize for my introduction in this thread topic but I couldn't find anywhere else to start.
This forum is very interesting to me as I stumbled upon it by mistake. I'm 40 years old and I live in Seattle Wa. with my girlfriend. All members here seem very pleasant and the posts are very much enjoyed.
The other reason why I decided to post in this thread was I saw the title "List Of People Who Can Suck It" and immediately what came to my mind was "thieves" as our house was robbed last week.
There's nothing quite like the rage of being burgled, with nobody to direct it at. Check Craig's list and ebay for your shit.
I offer this list in the spirit of the OT, but I'm not completely happy with the terminology. If I was listing people I would like to exert a gentle sucking motion in my nether regions, none of these people would be on the list.
People who don't press the button on a pelican crossing
People who press the button on a pelican crossing when it's already been pressed
People who press the button on the bus when it's already been pressed
People who talk too loudly, especially when saying things which I know to be untrue
People who use their phones in QUIET CARRIAGES! (I confront them and feel like a bitch afterwards. but the whole point is mobile phones are banned in those carriages)
Service staff who don't do their jobs properly (I know what properly is - I worked it)
Drivers who don't indicate
Drivers on their mobile phones - the majority of whom do not indicate
Drink drivers
People who say "You need to earn my respect" (usually teens). No - I respect all humans simply by the fact they are human. If you want to, you can earn my disrespect.
People (usually young mothers I'm afraid) who have no peripheral vision, so that I have to walk in the road or on the grass verge - muddy this time of year - when overtaking as a pedestrian
People who say "charity begins at home" as an excuse for not giving to charity, forgetting they've also not given to any UK only charities
Women who walk into pubs and make no eye contact at all with the barmaid - even when ordering a drink - RUDE!
Any journalist on the Daily Mail or Express/ their Sunday versions
The people responsible for sexist and anachronistic adverts
Anyone who remakes a film just to put it into an American setting (I will not be watching Let Me In unless it's raved about by Dwellars)
People that wait until they are told what the total is at supermarket checkouts before even looking for their purse
Once again, I admit that although I am a bleeding heart liberal, I do have a seething reactionary heart. I could probably add to this list every day. Medication has helped enormously, but I still get frustrated by people who don't conform to my internal rules, even though they don't know them. As well as those that break the rules I was brought up to honour.
There's nothing quite like the rage of being burgled, with nobody to direct it at. Check Craig's list and ebay for your shit.
Yeah I hear that Bruce,I was pretty upset when I came home to see my front dorr wide open.
They smashed through my window,but I just got an ADT system monitored with stickers on windows and signs in both front and back yard.
We put up bars on my back bedroom window and bathroom window,put up "beware of dog" sign because now we are getting a Greman Shepherd.
I'll definately check craig's list.
There's nothing quite like the rage of being burgled, with nobody to direct it at. Check Craig's list and ebay for your shit.
Thieves are cowards, at least robbers confront you face to face.
I like Sundae Girl's list - even though I'm on it!
People (I use the term generously) who walk through a crowded public place staring fixedly at their phone, causing all sorts of pedestrian-traffic chaos.
They can suck it because they constantly force me into the dilemma - to trip, or not to trip?
well placed shoulder works wonders to Zen
I like to use the Taser on those people.
I like Sundae Girl's list - even though I'm on it!
Anyone who remakes a film just to put it into an American setting
I
knew it!
People (I use the term generously) who walk through a crowded public place staring fixedly at their phone, causing all sorts of pedestrian-traffic chaos.
They can suck it because they constantly force me into the dilemma - to trip, or not to trip?
No dilemma at all...TRIP.
Re SG's post-total agreement. I WILL NOT be going to see any American remake of The girl with the dragon tattoo (or the rest of the Millenium Trilogy). AND what made anyone think that an American remake of Nine Queens or the Office or Kath and Kim was a good idea????????????
What makes you think we'd allow you to see our remake.:p:
They're also making an American version of Top Gear...WTF? Pissed me off when I saw that. Apparently we Americans just can't stand a show that isn't in our accent. Make a Texan version and I might watch....
Rumor has it, the new version might be better.
I doubt that highly. This country is far too PC to improve on Clarkson's rants. (this cut doesn't have his great line on a call to roadside assistance "Yes, I am going to be eaten by dogs...and I am a pregnant woman and I am all on my own.")
cf:
[youtube]31Aq3OmIulw[/youtube]
They did an American Top Gear pilot two years ago with Adam Carolla, my man-crush, but it was not picked up because network executives appear to be all morons.
Mr. Carolla is our Jeremy Clarkson.
I doubt that highly. This country is far too PC to improve on Clarkson's rants.
Ex-squeeze me?
You have "serious" politicians who believe there are mice with human brains, and mothers who think their children will catch teh ghey if they see a 5 year old boy in a skirt!
We can't top that.
Apparently the US Top Gear will be on the History Channel and the comic Adam Ferrara will be the comedy host.
The History Channel airing it means that a third of the show will be discussions about historic cars. This is what they do with "Pawn Stars", have people bring in antique guns and art. My buddy who owns an actual pawn shop says that the entire show is bullshit.
I predict failure.
Ex-squeeze me?
You have "serious" politicians who believe there are mice with human brains, and mothers who think their children will catch teh ghey if they see a 5 year old boy in a skirt!
We can't top that.
Yes but Clarkson is being humorous whereas our crazy politicians are serious. Aye, there's the rub.
And I agree with UT, but would add EPIC fail.
Good point, well made.
But although Clarkson is larger than life and I enjoy watching him, he is genuinely right-wing in his views - I can't read his columns/ books without a little bit of frothing.... And not in my pants.
Ex-squeeze me?
You have "serious" politicians who believe there are mice with human brains, and mothers who think their children will catch teh ghey if they see a 5 year old boy in a skirt!
We can't top that.
First off the mothers woried about their children catching the ghey is a complete misrepresentation of the facts, they were concerned that the mother allowing her son to wear a dress would cause him to become queer, not their children.
You can't top our crazies?
Speaking in the Lords, 72-year-old James said the British government would receive an immediate £5bn and a total of £17bn by Christmas if Foundation X were 'contacted by someone equal to head of state status or someone with an international security rating equal to the top six people in the world'. 'There will be no interest charge and if the Government would like it as well, it will put up money for funding hospitals, schools and the building of Crossrail,' he said. 'These things can be done but a senior member of the Government has to accept the invitation to a phone call to the chairman of Foundation x.
A ROYAL Marine with brain damage after being shot in the head by a Taliban bullet has been told by insurers he has a "flesh wound".
Anger after council builds 'cage' for autistic pupil
Family of autistic youngster angry after council constructs caged enclosure for school.
British museums fear putting skulls on display because of protests
Human skulls or ancients mummies are being removed from British museums for fear of insulting minority religious groups, academics have warned.
Towering Jamie Knight, 20, has donated blood for three years without any problems since his grandmother received a life-saving transfusion.
But the 6ft 9ins man mountain was stunned when nurses turned him away from a clinic claiming they could not guarantee the beds would support his well-built frame. Jamie, who weighs around 25 stone, even offered to bring in own blow-up bed or lie on the FLOOR – but the blood nurses refused to budge. Jamie, who lives with girlfriend Jenny, 24, said: ”I called the helpline to see if there was a bigger bed anywhere in the country where I could go – but I was told there was nowhere they were aware of.
A Lancashire council which introduced gingerbread people to its primary school lunch menus is to rename them gingerbread men.
Sister Christine Frost told workers who tried to take away her neighbours' doormats and cut down their washing lines to tackle anti-social yobs instead. Tower Hamlets Homes, which is responsible for council housing in the east London borough, started implementing new health and safety measures this week. Its workers, accompanied by police, turned up at the Will Crooks Estate in Poplar to enforce the rules on Monday. They even impounded children's bicycles chained to railings and pulled down hanging pot plants, all in the name of health and safety.
Good point, well made.
But although Clarkson is larger than life and I enjoy watching him, he is genuinely right-wing in his views - I can't read his columns/ books without a little bit of frothing.... And not in my pants.
He's too left-wing for here..... :lol:
I read yesterday that Shane Jacobson (a.k.a. Kenny) is the host of the Australian Top Gear. Much as I like Shane Jacobson, do we need an Australian Top Gear?
I surrender, Bruce.
We do crazy pretty well for a small island.
And we have a gutter press who don't let facts get in the way of a good story. Pretty much like I didn't with the Halloween story - ahem.
But you got more crazies because you got more room for them to run around in :)
you got more crazies because you got more room for them to run around in :)
There are certain states within these United that seem to harbor more than their fair share of nuts. Without Florida, Texas, Oregon and Cally, the entire country would be more normal.
lol @ Bri - You forgot the biggest offender of them all. Wash DC.
Then again that technically isn't a state, but still.
Oregon looks like grandma's bloomers next to Nevada. The most crazy states are the Mexican border states and the backwards states. (insert deep southern accent)
Where is my name? Bastids....
Where is my name? Bastids....
I am sorry. You'll have to take a number.
Actually, you weren't even on my list but if you insist, I can pencil you in.
merc, you can suck ibram if you're desperate to get into it. If s/he is willing, of course. Try to be on time next time.
merc, you can suck ibram if you're desperate to get into it. If s/he is willing, of course. Try to be on time next time.
:eek:
Keith Olbermann
hippies
abortion doctors
Michael Moore
war protesters
Al Gore
Rosie O'Donnell
welfare bums
I have been watching the UK version for a number of years. There is no way in hell that the US version will be as good. I just will not be the same without that dry British wit. No way.
Uh, Uk version of what?
Oh, wait, Top Gear... the original post. [SIZE="1"]nevermind[/SIZE]:blush:
Malcolm Jenkins can suck it. the thief.
Piss off
We gots a pic of that in another thread.
Piss off
Piss off... a liberal?
That's easy! You just tell 'em to get a job and stop living off of hard working tax payers and then start telling 'em about your freedom as an American... they hate hearing the truth!
Then tell them you own lots of guns because it's your right to protect yourself from the immoral non-Christian left-wingers who are to lazy to get a job but not to lazy to commit robbery and knock up welfare moms who they don't even know.
Then explain to them how more unborn babies are killed in their liberal mothers womb every month than all of the American soldiers in Iraq in the last 8 years.
Not being an American, that means nothing to me. Same as your opinion.
Not being an American, that means nothing to me. Same as your opinion.
I only speak the facts ma'am.
Dollars to donuts it's Emma. Remember her? Writing style is spot on.
She was adorable.:rolleyes:
Interesting that Fargon is already their friend... hmm. The plot thickens.
troll.
That's what I first thought also but I won't make a decision until I know her better.
Dollars to donuts it's Emma. Remember her? Writing style is spot on.
"spot on" is so British!
You could get beat up in Texas for saying spot on!
Post #111 makes me think you are right Clod.
and the double post and the Texas reference.
Post #111 makes me think you are right Clod.
and the double post and the Texas reference.
I have no idea who right clod is or anything about a dbl post and Texas is one place liberals will never fit in... Thank You Texas!
So how was your holiday Emma?
So how was your holiday Emma?
Indeed. Too bad her parents weren't liberals.
"spot on" is so British!
You could get beat up in Texas for saying spot on!
:thankyou::rotflol:
That's funny, it was said by a born and bred texan. :haha:
Besides, what would LKB know about Texas?
Indeed. Too bad her parents weren't liberals.
Is she that bad that her parents should be Satan worshiping devils from the firing pits of hell?
i have no idea who emma is but i'm being entertained! wtfigo?
Because Flint's intention all along was FUN and FRIVOLITY. No snipes were harmed in the making of this thread. :lol:
because of this post....shawnee, i just fell in love with you! got a pot of coffee and a pack of smokes available?
hope this works. list of ppl who can suck it? this kid. nailed me with a go kart. this is the security camera feed.....
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1233837346368Have to log into facebook.
because of this post....shawnee, i just fell in love with you! got a pot of coffee and a pack of smokes available?
I ran out of gas trying to get to a Starbucks this morning.
I ran out of gas trying to get to a Starbucks this morning.
should've called me. i had my own special brew on call!!
should've called me. i had my own special brew on call!!
I like a heavy hit of Irish Cream and 3 sugars!
should've called me. i had my own special brew on call!!
careful there, she's underage....
:cop:
:lol:
this is the security camera feed..... http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1233837346368
This video either has been removed from Facebook or is not visible due to privacy settings.
Oh and you might want to take a look at this profile ...
Starring_EmmaOh and you might want to take a look at this profile ...
Starring_Emma
She's cute... who is she?
A whiny little girl who thinks she's right all the time. One who doesn't realize that she is far more ignorant and immature than those she criticizes.
(To everyone else - Sorry for feeding the troll.)
A whiny little girl who thinks she's right all the time. One who doesn't realize that she is far more ignorant and immature than those she criticizes.
(To everyone else - Sorry for feeding the troll.)
Does she still post here? Good moral Christians are hard to find. She'll make a fine wife and mother some day!
(To everyone else - Sorry for feeding the troll.)
Barbra Streisand
Forum Trolls
Jesse Jackson
New York Times
Sean Penn
Cindy Sheehan
Jimmy Carter
Bill Maher
thanks cm. i'll do something about the vid later. too tired to mess with it now.....
That's funny, it was said by a born and bred texan. :haha:
Besides, what would LKB know about Texas?
I have an aunt, uncle and cousins in Texas.
i have no idea who emma is but i'm being entertained! wtfigo?
From what I understand Emma was a very smart and very pretty conservative young girl who used to post here but was banned because conservatives can't help but make liberal look stupid.
those drunk-arsed bastards driving 5mph below the speed limit so the won't get a DUI can SUCK MY CAT'S ARSE. And the ones with no fucking lane control becuase they're on the phone can suck the fucking lit tray. dangerous wankers.
those drunk-arsed bastards driving 5mph below the speed limit so the won't get a DUI can SUCK MY CAT'S ARSE. And the ones with no fucking lane control becuase they're on the phone can suck the fucking lit tray. dangerous wankers.
You said "arse" and "wanker" so you are no longer allowed to comment on American affairs because you are clearly not an American.
Go wash your knickers you limey tea drinker.
So how was your holiday Emma?
It was good! After dinner we sat around the table telling liberal jokes.
Cats that bite me through my thumb while I am trying to remove a stuck bone from their mouth.
Cats are people too.
Cats are people too.
I think if you ask them, you'll find that cats are above people. :D
[CENTER][SIZE="3"]People who think I'm a bigot because I don't believe in race mixing.[/SIZE]
Look where race mixing got Nicole Brown Simpson![/CENTER]
