Which dweller are you stalking now?
I'm stalking Shawnee123....I love the shampoo she uses. It smells so nice. Mmmmm bacon.
I save my stocking for Christmas.
I'm too [STRIKE]tired[/STRIKE] zen to stalk right now.
Sometimes I stalk peanut butter, and sometimes I stalk cream cheese, but I rarely stalk just salt.
I'm stalking Shawnee123....I love the shampoo she uses. It smells so nice. Mmmmm bacon.
Thank you for your comments on my shampoo. It's actually Citrus Mango Avocado Dandelion Root Plus Protein Extract. It smells good when you combine it with Grape Carrot Pomegranate Acai Silt Body Spray.
It's a cacophony of smell.
Thank you for your comments on my shampoo. It's actually Citrus Mango Avocado Dandelion Root Plus Protein Extract. It smells good when you combine it with Grape Carrot Pomegranate Acai Silt Body Spray.
It's a cacophony of smell.
Especially when you're wearing your chilean red clover with geranium and grapefruit lotion.
Well yeah, dead hobos have a significant odor to out-stink!
ftfy :dead3:
Rats! I wish I had thought of that angle! :mad:
I'm sure you did but you were just saying it in a different and more edumacated way. :)
I stalked Shawnee in
this thread.
I'm always stalking ZippyT. Just sayin'.
I thought it was obvious. I'm stalking the best looking dwellar. Discuss.
How can you stalk yourself?
How can you stalk yourself?
See the WTF NSFW thread
Wait...I'm being stalked?!
I'm stalking Squirell Nutkin
I'm a stalking hoarse. That's why I carry cough drops.
I was stalking Monster, but might move on after reading that last post (just kidding).
yeah, that might be a decision you'd regret. No-one moves on from Monster....
Can there be "only one" or will it get nasty if there are occasional dalliances with other dwellars?
yeah, that might be a decision you'd regret. No-one moves on from Monster....
Sadly, that is true. :headshake
Once you go monster, you never go back.
;)
yeah, that might be a decision you'd regret. No-one moves on from Monster. I had a boyfriend that moved on from me...once. Once.
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Apparently I'm stalking Bri. My phone keeps butt-dialing her.
Sorry Bri!!! I have no idea why it keeps picking on you!
What is with this "stalking" thing? I don't get it.
What is with this "stalking" thing? I don't get it.
They say that they're stalking so they can call themselves stalkers; 'cause, they're too embarrassed to admit that they're just groupies.
Haggis!
(What's not to "get" about a joke thread? Denser than a fucking rainforest, that one.)
that required a swallow coffee warning, you bitch. Now I'mm'a buttfuck your stork in the mouth......
(you get a very eclectic set of results if you image google "swallow coffee first". No buttfucked storks, yet, though.....)
Again, I don't know my powers (mostly I don't know if I'm as funny as I think I am.) Does that apply to you to? :lol:
Yeah, I don't know if you're as funny as I think you are, either.
....speaking of not funny.......
I aspire to be half as funny as you are: that way I'm still leaps and bounds ahead of most everyone in the funny department.
Hey, when you're old and tired and your looks are gone and you're all alone, you hang on to anything you have going for you (and by 'you' I mean 'me.') ;)
I don't put much stork in your opinion.
Fick a stork in her, she's done!
Stork: the other white bird.
That's all I got.
You win a pair of silk storkings for those puns, shawnee.
Will you be strangling her with them?
Well now I'm all choked up.
What sort of evil will you be wishing on me necks?
Are we strangling people with silk stockings now? Damn I'm so behind...I've been using silk ties!
Are we strangling people with silk stockings now? Damn I'm so behind...I've been using silk ties!
Are you stranglng girls or boys?