Sept 23, 2010: Mutton from Heaven

xoxoxoBruce • Sep 23, 2010 12:34 am
Mutton from Heaven, sheep from the sky, it's not a miracle, just chow for the guys.
When the Italian army advanced across the Danakil Desert in north-eastern Ethiopia during the Second Italo-Abyssinian War, it was crucial that they travel with as little as possible. The desert, named by National Geographic as "The Cruelest Place on Earth," is pockmarked with volcanoes and known for its oppressive heat. With 120 miles of nothingness ahead of them, the troops had to move fast.


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Enter the flying supply column, a new idea in warfare at the time, but one that would be used again in future conflicts. Twenty-five planes carried water, ammunition and rations for the Italians as they advanced on Emperor Haile Selassie's Army of the Ethiopian Empire. As they supposedly refused to eat the standard pre-packaged processed food that accompanied most armies and because fresh meat would spoil in the extreme temperatures of Danakil, the supply planes dropped living animals for the troops to butcher and cook. By the time the army had finished their trek, seventy-two sheep and two bulls had been pushed from planes, parachutes strapped to their backs.


If they break a leg, or worse, no matter because they were supper anyway.
I would guess from the grass in the pictures these were practice drops.

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SPUCK • Sep 23, 2010 6:17 am
Oh what a bunch of bull! That's really baaaaaaaaad.
Trilby • Sep 23, 2010 7:17 am
War is hell.
classicman • Sep 23, 2010 8:38 am
The first ones the hardest - the rest go easy cuz they're just sheep

<groan>
newtimer • Sep 23, 2010 8:43 am
The army's first MRB? (Meal Ready-to-Bleat)
Shawnee123 • Sep 23, 2010 8:49 am
Wool you all stop with the puns? It's shear lunacy!
Pete Zicato • Sep 23, 2010 10:43 am
SPUCK;684368 wrote:
Oh what a bunch of bull! That's really baaaaaaaaad.

I know!


What a yarn.
spudcon • Sep 23, 2010 11:22 am
Probably cheaper than airlifting hookers also.:greenface:yelsick::eek:
Scriveyn • Sep 23, 2010 2:45 pm
spudcon;684440 wrote:
Probably cheaper than airlifting hookers also.:greenface:yelsick::eek:

I want ewe. I want ewe so baaa-a-a-a-a-d.
Sheldonrs • Sep 23, 2010 5:26 pm
spudcon;684440 wrote:
Probably cheaper than airlifting hookers also.:greenface:yelsick::eek:


Those ARE the hookers.
nil_orally • Sep 23, 2010 5:29 pm
spudcon;684440 wrote:
Probably cheaper than airlifting hookers also.:greenface:yelsick::eek:


For the New Zealand army, it would be two birds with one stone. Instead of a dinner and sex, it would become sex then dinner.
ZenGum • Sep 24, 2010 4:14 am
Why did they bother with parachutes?
Scriveyn • Sep 24, 2010 4:35 am
ZenGum;684608 wrote:
Why did they bother with parachutes?

Without the parachute above them, the sheep wouldn't know which way to go.
sexobon • Sep 24, 2010 5:05 am
Once on the ground, the parachutes act as drogue chutes to slow the sheep down so that the soldiers can catch them. The soldiers like to keep their food fresh. Of course if a gust of wind comes up, it's dinner to go.
spudcon • Sep 24, 2010 7:38 am
Scriveyn;684613 wrote:
Without the parachute above them, the sheep wouldn't know which way to go.

:thumb2: You are so right!