Who wants their life digested and regurgitated by me for a paper?

morethanpretty • Sep 15, 2010 4:23 pm
I am taking a course in Cultural Anthropology and have to write a paper over the semester "about someone whose life is in many ways different from your own." Being the social butterfly that y'all know me to be...I'm kinda short on people I know in real life who I would consider having a different life than my own, and who I feel like using for a subject. So I'm appealing to y'all. If you would be willing to let me write a 7-10 page paper over your life and describing its cultural context, please let me know!
I figure we'll mostly conduct the interviews via email, so distance is no hamper (and probably is a benefit).
If I somehow get an overwhelming number of responses, I'll choose the person who has the dirtiest secret to tell me.

[COLOR="LemonChiffon"]Elzi, your secrets might be the dirtiest but then, they're not really all that secret now are they?[/COLOR]

Not really, I'll probably choose by lot to avoid having to make a real decision.

"A superior paper will show how a set of events shaped the person and reveal the order of their life within and against the organization of their world."
fargon • Sep 15, 2010 4:55 pm
Me,Me, Pick Me!!!
squirell nutkin • Sep 15, 2010 5:09 pm
I'm curious. I
I'll volunteer.
Bullitt • Sep 15, 2010 8:38 pm
I'm up for it!
Clodfobble • Sep 15, 2010 9:19 pm
Well if none of these strapping young men do it for you, I'll volunteer. ;)
TheMercenary • Sep 15, 2010 10:24 pm
I would do it for you, how divergent could you get from someone like yourself but me! :)
GunMaster357 • Sep 16, 2010 4:11 am
morethanpretty;682678 wrote:

If I somehow get an overwhelming number of responses, I'll choose the person who has the dirtiest secret to tell me.


Bit of a problem there: if it is a secret, no one will tell you unless he/she is selected.

Nonetheless, I, too, volunteer.
Yznhymr • Sep 16, 2010 5:36 pm
Oh yea, I'd toss my hat in that ring...mystery is my middle name...and I've got some of the scariest skeletons in my closets.
DanaC • Sep 16, 2010 5:57 pm
I'd be willing.
monster • Sep 16, 2010 7:42 pm
You should have the cellar vote on who you study :D
morethanpretty • Sep 16, 2010 7:55 pm
monster;682862 wrote:
You should have the cellar vote on who you study :D


I think I'll take that suggestion.
So, on Sun (9/19) around 12am(GMT-0) I will open a poll with all the dweller volunteers at that time to be voted on. Then on Wed (9/22) 12am (GMT-0), whichever one is in the lead will be my subject.
glatt • Sep 16, 2010 8:08 pm
awesome. (I'm not going to volunteer, because I think you got some better candidates already. But otherwise, I'd be willing.)
Stormieweather • Sep 16, 2010 8:28 pm
I'd volunteer, but:

1) I'm already writing a fictionalized version of my life

and

2) I don't have the time to add even one more thing to my to-do list


Good luck though! Hey, will you share your paper with us when it's done?
morethanpretty • Sep 16, 2010 8:33 pm
I don't mind sharing as long as who ever is my subject agrees. By all means though, I don't expect the volunteer to want it to be shared.
Sundae • Sep 17, 2010 1:34 pm
I volunteer too!
I live in a different part of the world, am older than you (almost a different generation) and my psychological and addiction problems have left me living back with the 'rents at 38. That's my pitch anyway.

I'll vote for Dana in a poll though - she's been through more than me (in her teens at least) and is back in education and a representative of a political party which is quite left wing by American standards. I know you're a liberal with a small l, but Dana's political views were firmed during the Thatcher years, whereas you were still a baby (as opposed to a babe) during the Reagan years.

Good luck with whoever you choose of course.
wolf • Sep 17, 2010 1:53 pm
The journey to the nuthouse might offer some interesting discourse. I'll thrown in my ballcap.
Scriveyn • Sep 17, 2010 2:00 pm
morethanpretty;682678 wrote:
... I figure we'll mostly conduct the interviews via email, so distance is no hamper (and probably is a benefit). ...


A hamper would definitely be a benefit though. - Ouch, next please.
wolf • Sep 17, 2010 2:06 pm
How can it be a benefit when it's called a hamper?
footfootfoot • Sep 17, 2010 3:32 pm
It holds your dirty clothes while they wait for laundry day.
Scriveyn • Sep 17, 2010 3:34 pm
Aaaah, this seems to be a BE/AE issue

A hamper in BE is a basket of food either for a picnic or given as a present.
footfootfoot • Sep 17, 2010 5:06 pm
I guess it goes back a few hundred years when Britain sent all their empty hampers to the colonies. We got them and having no food to put in them, we used them for dirty clothes, and well, you know the rest of that story...
monster • Sep 17, 2010 8:49 pm
Yes, I still call it a laundry basket, not a laundry hamper. Hampers are supposed to be full of nice things.
footfootfoot • Sep 17, 2010 10:43 pm
monster;683069 wrote:
Yes, I still call it a laundry basket, not a laundry hamper. Hampers are supposed to be full of nice things.


My point exactly. An had you sent nice things to the colonies in those hampers 200 some-odd years ago we might not be having this linguistic fol de rol. ;)
casimendocina • Sep 18, 2010 12:09 am
footfootfoot;683099 wrote:
My point exactly. An had you sent nice things to the colonies in those hampers 200 some-odd years ago we might not be having this linguistic fol de rol. ;)


So we can't "blame Canada"? (Griff's posting about his day on the cellar sent me off on that tangent).
footfootfoot • Sep 18, 2010 1:06 am
I think we can and should blame Canada as often as possible. It was probably them that stole the food from the hampers in the first place, then tried blaming the Brits. Bloody mixers!

BTW, do you call what we call a cooler a hamper?
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 18, 2010 1:09 am
Hampers have lids, laundry baskets do not.
bluecuracao • Sep 18, 2010 3:21 am
"A superior paper will show how a set of events shaped the person and reveal the order of their life within and against the organization of their world."

Nice! I've got some good stuff for you, MTP. I've been mulling over these very things lately.
Griff • Sep 18, 2010 8:42 am
casimendocina;683113 wrote:
So we can't "blame Canada"? (Griff's posting about his day on the cellar sent me off on that tangent).


Not me! Gravdigr! I had to work so I could only post one flame...
jinx • Sep 18, 2010 10:05 am
xoxoxoBruce;683128 wrote:
Hampers have lids, laundry baskets do not.


And hampers are for storage, baskets for transport.
wolf • Sep 18, 2010 12:22 pm
monster;683069 wrote:
Yes, I still call it a laundry basket, not a laundry hamper. Hampers are supposed to be full of nice things.


A laundry basket has an open top, and holds clean clothes waiting to be folded and put away.

A hamper has a closed top and is full of nasty, dirty clothes.

(remember, at the end of Young Frankenstein, how Elizabeth tells The Monster that she got him a special hamper for his poo-poo undies?)
morethanpretty • Sep 18, 2010 8:39 pm
Alright, poll has gone up!
http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=23589

Thanks to all who volunteered! Don't forget to vote for yourself!
Elspode • Sep 19, 2010 12:50 am
I've got tons of 70's hippie-stoner material. Well, what I can remember of it.
Aliantha • Sep 19, 2010 1:18 am
You could do me if you want. I live in another country. Have children by a man from a totally different culture to my own, which is different again from your own, and my life/lifestyle has changed a fair bit through the course of my life.

Anyway, that's my plug. I'd actually be interested to see what you'd come up with.
casimendocina • Sep 19, 2010 3:16 am
Griff;683175 wrote:
Not me! Gravdigr! I had to work so I could only post one flame...


As soon as I'd logged off and wandered away from the computer, I wondered if I'd typed the wrong name. Sincerest apologies.
Griff • Sep 19, 2010 6:33 am
Not a big deal, I do it all the time.
casimendocina • Sep 19, 2010 9:05 am
Phew!
morethanpretty • Sep 19, 2010 9:40 am
Elspode;683327 wrote:
I've got tons of 70's hippie-stoner material. Well, what I can remember of it.



Aliantha;683332 wrote:
You could do me if you want. I live in another country. Have children by a man from a totally different culture to my own, which is different again from your own, and my life/lifestyle has changed a fair bit through the course of my life.

Anyway, that's my plug. I'd actually be interested to see what you'd come up with.


I'm not sure if y'all can be added to the poll, and the others got head start....I'll pm a mod though.