Art For Sale.

JBKlyde • Aug 15, 2010 3:47 pm
http://threetwolove.angelfire.com/xiliteomega.html

I can customize these and put your name in the middle or whatever you want.

15 dollars plus shipping...
busterb • Aug 15, 2010 4:36 pm
Took ya awhile to get to spam hu? Site don't load.
JBKlyde • Aug 15, 2010 8:55 pm
It's invisible art...
Lamplighter • Aug 15, 2010 9:09 pm
Of course it is invisible art, because I can't see it.





(pun intended)
classicman • Aug 16, 2010 8:30 am
Is this what you are referring to JB?
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JBKlyde • Aug 16, 2010 11:47 am
yea how did you do that... it works fine on my pc and my studio pc....
classicman • Aug 16, 2010 1:07 pm
I'd have to kill you if I told you ....secret shit and all ... not tellin' :headshake
JBKlyde • Aug 16, 2010 1:18 pm
you might have to right click and "view image" to get it to work right...
jinx • Aug 16, 2010 2:24 pm
What are we looking at here JB? Tell us about this art...
classicman • Aug 16, 2010 2:47 pm
ohh great ... thanks Jinx ;)
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 16, 2010 6:16 pm
Right click on what, all I see is a page full of ads. Why don't you just post the damn thing?:eyebrow:
Flint • Aug 16, 2010 7:27 pm
JBKlyde. You suck at this.
classicman • Aug 16, 2010 7:29 pm
I did Bruce - sometime today it got moved or removed - guess the art nazi's didn't like it.
lumberjim • Aug 16, 2010 7:37 pm
here, ferfuxache
classicman • Aug 16, 2010 7:38 pm
gee thanks Jim. . . not.
monster • Aug 16, 2010 9:40 pm
consider it goatsed
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 16, 2010 9:55 pm
classicman;676910 wrote:
I did Bruce - sometime today it got moved or removed - guess the art nazi's didn't like it.
I wasn't talking to you.
Bullitt • Aug 16, 2010 10:02 pm
Case: 1
JBKlyde: 0

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kerosene • Aug 16, 2010 11:30 pm
Uh oh...are we having an art-off? I haven't arted in 2 years, now!
classicman • Aug 17, 2010 12:09 am
and you still ROCK!
cherry888822 • Aug 17, 2010 3:56 am
I can't understand what your said,clear!
classicman • Aug 17, 2010 11:08 am
, !

What are these/those things and where can I buy some?
JBKlyde • Aug 17, 2010 4:35 pm
well it's an eight point star.. I'm trying to divert the attention from the rabbit and the moon hallucination and sober up.. so what I can do for 15 dollars is customize these stars by painting in your name or what ever you want.. kind of like a war time novelty...
Flint • Aug 17, 2010 4:35 pm
JBKlyde;677068 wrote:
well it's an eight point star.. I'm trying to divert the attention from the rabbit and the moon hallucination and sober up.. so what I can do for 15 dollars is customize these stars by painting in your name or what ever you want.. kind of like a war time novelty...


Could you paint a good painting in it? Also, what the hell are you talking about? Moon? Rabbit? War time novelty?
classicman • Aug 17, 2010 5:00 pm
OMFG - Flint for the Win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
monster • Aug 17, 2010 10:17 pm
Consider Fart For Sale Clone Thread done.
JBKlyde • Aug 18, 2010 2:11 pm
yea I could probably paint something in there too...
Clodfobble • Aug 18, 2010 3:12 pm
Flint wrote:
Also, what the hell are you talking about? Moon? Rabbit?


In Japan, they see "the rabbit in the mooon" instead of "the man in the moon." The rest of it, though--fuck if I know..
Sundae • Aug 18, 2010 4:16 pm
What is this mooon you talk of?
The proverb says: Never trust a rabbit. They may look like a child's toy but they will steal your crops.
JBKlyde • Aug 18, 2010 9:28 pm
I don't think you really want to hear it from me... Google it.
Flint • Aug 18, 2010 11:11 pm
JBKlyde;677409 wrote:
I don't think you really want to hear it from me... Google it.


It's not the component pieces that are confusing. What isn't clear is how they are related into a coherent idea.

I'm trying to divert the attention
Whose attention? Your attention? Our attention? Someone else?
from the rabbit and the moon hallucination
Okay, you (or someone else) is hallucinating Japanese folklore?
and sober up..
Sober up from being crazy? From anti-craziness medication? From "self medication" taken due to craziness?
so what I can do for 15 dollars is customize these stars by painting in your name or what ever you want.. kind of like a war time novelty...
A Metallica lyric. Given the Metallica imagery, the "sober up" and "hallucination" comments, and the fact that you are selling paintings, I could conclude that...

You are in recovery, in an outpatient psychiatric program, and part of your therapy is doing this art?

Is that anywhere close? My point is that "Googling it" is zero percent effective in deciphering your posts.

P.S. I am sorry I made a joke about your painting. It's just that, it looks like you haven't studied art that much. To be honest it looks like you just slapped some paint on the canvas, because the colors are all smudged together and muddy, with big, obvious brushstrokes. That isn't what "painters" are doing when they paint. You have to put some thought into it. Kind of like composing sentences.

I'm sorry if this is difficult for you. I understand that you may be trying your hardest, and I apologize if I have contributed to an atmosphere of "making fun of" you. I honestly mean most of what I am saying to be useful as constructive criticism. I hope that your experience of posting here isn't a negative one.
JBKlyde • Aug 19, 2010 8:24 am
Your exactly right... Rabbit and the Moon is a Dark Techno Band produced by a label called Hallucination Recordings one of there main shows is "Hallucination Before Christmas". I know I'm not the best painter or really anywhere close to what a REAL artist would be considered. I actually flunked out of college and painting and drawing were my last two classes I completed got a B in drawing and an Incomplete in Painting. If I put my mind to it I can do some really great things with paint and pastels however I'm loosing patience for it. Hopefully I'll be back in school within the next 2 years to study visual communications. Any way the "out treatment" program I'm in is called project return and there are some very talented people I work with so maybe I'll do up some pretty paints in the future and post them here I have a few on stand by that I am going to try and sell, again not the best, but it's defiantly good therapy.
classicman • Aug 19, 2010 11:03 am
:notworthy FLINT :notworthy