August 4, 2010: Two-legged lamb

Not really Friday material, and not really grisly either, this item from the UK Metro:

Tender-hearted sheep farmer Cui Jinxiu has saved this extraordinary lamb from the chop after he was born with just two legs.

'He may only have two legs but he gets around very quickly and is pretty steady on his feet. He follows me everywhere and I haven't got the heart to slaughter him.

'After all, half my profit is missing anyway,' she laughed.

OK, so the obvious joke is out of the way already.

Oh, and, obviously this item is from Eastern China? :3eye:

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He's my pet and I shall call him Skippy.:o

Actually the farmer should build/create something to help him balance, he'd get very exhausted skipping around on his front legs all day.

Hmmm...looks like an emu in sheep's clothing to me.

Sheep in drag maybe :blush:

Wouldn't need the Wellies.

xoxoxoBruce;674340 wrote:

Wouldn't need the Wellies.

Yeah, but, ya got nothing to hold onto.:right:

Actually, he was born without front legs, and his head grew out of his ass.

Undertoad;674331 wrote:

Oh, and, obviously this item is from Eastern China?

And, next door to a toy factory.:3_eyes:

Sized right for your Party approved family! *











[SIZE="1"]*The makers of these comments recognize the seriousness of overpopulation and believe a two legged sheep would be an awesome house pet replacing an unapproved human quite nicely.[/SIZE]

Ok, this is one IOTD that ewe need video of.

Hey! You filtered my post to change you to ewe! Oh, you so funny guys....

Much like our own lives, if you are healthy and strong, you get enslaved to your job. If you are deformed, you get to hop along like Quasimodo, only in this case Esmeralda is a Chinese sheep farmer.

Mary had a little lamb
it's fleece as white as dioxin
and every where that Mary went
she rued that nasty toxin.

[old]
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper!
[/joke]

Leah;674332 wrote:

He's my pet and I shall call him Skippy.:o

Or Eileen. Or Tippy.

spudcon;674353 wrote:

Actually, he was born without front legs, and his head grew out of his ass.

So he's a Democrat...;)

Gravdigr;674511 wrote:

So he's a Democrat...;)

Well at least with Democrats, the head is coming OUT of our asses.

:D

Mary had a little lamb
her father beat it dead
now Mary takes her lamb to school
upon a slice of bread

[YOUTUBE]dyMXYE_50Ts[/YOUTUBE]

Long ears? [check]
Hops? [check]
Looks like a fuzzy chick? [check]
Lamb wool? [check]
Colored eggs? [ x ]
Darn. I thought we had the Ultimate Easter Animal here.

Mary had a little lamb
She kept it in a bucket
And every time the lamb got out
Her dog would try to put it back.

Wombat wins :thumb:

Mary had a little lamb
Its head stuck out its ass
And everywhere that Mary went
The crowd rolled in the grass.

Sheldonrs;674514 wrote:

Well at least with Democrats, the head is coming OUT of our asses.

:D

Shel, with you, we never know which way your head or your ass is gonna go...:D

Emewe

Gravdigr;674611 wrote:

Shel, with you, we never know which way your head or your ass is gonna go...:D

One usually follows the other. hehehe

Bah!

Leah;674332 wrote:

He's my pet and I shall call him Skippy.:o

He's my pet and I shall call him Lambchopped. :o