The-Most-Tranquil-Goalkeeper

This is quite hilarious and of course "I need a Chair".......

http://www.mailbrunch.com/email/The-Most-Tranquil-Goalkeeper-I-need-a-Chair/03b1c5ca-e31b-4667-b865-0e4d31a4c6cd

I guess his team has a pretty good defensive game.

.....or he has a recent heart-break :D