Fun Facts

freshnesschronic • Jul 30, 2010 5:41 pm
I learned something that blew my mind today. I dunno if I'm getting all the specifics right, but that's why I made this thread.

Blu-Ray vs. HDVD
Blu-Ray won this competition a few years ago a large part because of the porn industry, which dwarfs the movie industry almost 10:1....all the other industries followed.

I was blown away! Had no idea the influence porn had.

Post your fun fact here too!
Lamplighter • Jul 30, 2010 6:11 pm
Didn't WalMart have something to do with this, or is that a different orange ?
TheDaVinciChode • Jul 30, 2010 10:44 pm
It was the same with Betamax vs VHS.

Porn backed VHS, VHS proved the winner.

The adult film industry is incredibly huge. They spew films into the market as if it were a cheap, Asian hooker, asking only ¥1 for a facial.

Hollywood, by comparison, is an Amish Mormon (say what?!) who doesn't plan to wed, as he's taken a vow of eternal chastity, to better his understanding of the teachings of Buddha.

Whatever the adult film industry backs, in short, will win... because they release so much, on that format, that it saturates the market, leaving no room for the other format, whether it be superior, or not.

(However, they always back the correct media format, so, good for them.)
Clodfobble • Jul 30, 2010 11:24 pm
TheDaVinciChode wrote:
(However, they always back the correct media format, so, good for them.)


Says who? Betamax was a superior product, and even after it "lost," it remained the default choice for professional video editors for a decade and a half. (Record/edit the whole thing in Beta, only downgrade to VHS copies after you've finalized the master.)
sweetwater • Jul 30, 2010 11:30 pm
I thought it was mostly because "Blu-Ray" is a much cooler name than "HDVD".:cool:
BrianR • Jul 31, 2010 9:26 am
Actually, the influence of the porn industry goes back further than VHS vs Betamax. Porn was the first to popularize Polaroid photography. Also digital photography, membership websites, motion pictures and even the printing press.

CNN.com recently had an article on this.
GunMaster357 • Aug 10, 2010 8:27 am
Can you imagine in the next few years a guy on his couch masturbating in front of a Blu-Ray 3d HD porn movie naked save for a pair of 3D glasses ?

What a sight !
ZenGum • Aug 12, 2010 6:42 am
Fun fact: if you lined up all the Volkswagons ever made along the autobahn, some idiot in a Porsche would pull out and pass the lot.
BrianR • Aug 13, 2010 8:46 pm
Fun fact: the expression "To give someone the third degree" comes from the Freemason initiation to the rank of Master Mason, the third degree of Freemasonry. True!
Crimson Ghost • Aug 15, 2010 1:38 pm
Fun Fact: "On the level" is also a Masonic phrase. So is to "blackball" someone.
Trilby • Aug 15, 2010 1:50 pm
so far - none of these facts are particularly "fun" -


someone's on notice.
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 16, 2010 11:41 am
Yes M'am...
FUN FACT from kisrael: Space-sickness is measured in "garns", a unit named for Rep. Senator Jake Garn, who politicked his way to a space trip and upchucked like mad...
SteveDallas • Aug 16, 2010 2:28 pm
Brianna;676705 wrote:
so far - none of these facts are particularly "fun" -

I've been wondering that: What qualifies a fact as "fun?"
Pete Zicato • Aug 16, 2010 5:59 pm
SteveDallas;676864 wrote:
I've been wondering that: What qualifies a fact as "fun?"

If it entertains Bri.
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 16, 2010 6:01 pm
I'm on pins and needles, hoping I've pleased Mistress Brianna.:unsure:
Trilby • Aug 16, 2010 6:06 pm
xoxoxoBruce;676889 wrote:
I'm on pins and needles, hoping I've pleased Mistress Brianna.:unsure:


:) Yes, yes you did indeed please me!
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 16, 2010 6:12 pm
Thank you, Mistress. :D
skysidhe • Aug 16, 2010 8:18 pm
There are some really cool album covers and then there are some really......(well, I think you should just see for yourself.)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/15/the-most-ridiculous-recor_n_682684.html#s126935


:lol2:
Crimson Ghost • Aug 16, 2010 8:59 pm
The vertical groove in your upper lip is called the philtrum.
Gravdigr • Aug 17, 2010 3:34 am
A pig's orgasm can last thirty minutes. That's a fun fact.
SteveDallas • Aug 17, 2010 12:14 pm
xoxoxoBruce;676889 wrote:
I'm on pins and needles, hoping I've pleased Mistress Brianna.:unsure:

Hell, I'm outta here. I know what my track record is.
Sundae • Aug 17, 2010 12:43 pm
Gravdigr;676952 wrote:
A pig's orgasm can last thirty minutes. That's a fun fact.

But breeding boars often have to be wanked off by farm workers, after being encouraged to mount a wooden block. The sows are then impregnated without having to hang about for 30 minutes thinking, "I really need to sort that sty out..."
spudcon • Aug 17, 2010 2:37 pm
The sows have more important work to do than the farmer?
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 20, 2010 5:51 am
Two thirds of the world’s eggplant is grown in New Jersey.
spudcon • Aug 21, 2010 11:32 am
xoxoxoBruce;677662 wrote:
Two thirds of the world’s eggplant is grown in New Jersey.
Sundae • Aug 21, 2010 12:13 pm
The Greek general Xenophon made his solders eat watercress to increase their vigour before going into battle and Roman emperors said it enabled them to make “bold decisions.”
Gravdigr • Aug 22, 2010 2:41 am
My cousin has a Xenophon, he played it in the high school band.
Gravdigr • Aug 22, 2010 3:05 am
Sundae Girl;677009 wrote:
But breeding boars often have to be wanked off by farm workers, after being encouraged to mount a wooden block. The sows are then impregnated without having to hang about for 30 minutes thinking, "I really need to sort that sty out..."


I was gonna post the video of Mike Rowe from "Dirty Jobs" collecting bull semen, but I couldn't find it. In the vid they use a device similar to the ElectroJac 5 to "stimulate the bull's prostate" and force the bull to, uh, 'do what he does'. Mike says to the old rancher "That looks kinda like a rocket ship." The rancher says "That's about what it's gonna feel like to that bull."

If any of you ever run across that clip, I would appreciate a heads up. I can't find it anywhere.
Gravdigr • Aug 22, 2010 3:15 am
Charles Lindbergh was the 118th man to fly across the Atlantic.
spudcon • Aug 22, 2010 8:46 pm
Gravdigr;678033 wrote:
Charles Lindbergh was the 118th man to fly across the Atlantic.

And the first Nazi apologist to get a tickertape parade
Gravdigr • Aug 23, 2010 1:23 am
I couldn't care less if he rimmed Hitler while giving him a reach around.
Gravdigr • Aug 24, 2010 7:22 am
Chuck Yeager used to herd antelope with a P-39 Airacobra.
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 24, 2010 2:55 pm
The term "nerd" originated in the 1950 book “If I Ran the Zoo”.
“And then, just to show them, I’ll sail to Ka-Troo. And Bring Back an IT-KUTCH, a PREEP and a PROO, a NERKLE, a NERD, and a SEERSUCKER, too!”

According to the American Heritage Dictionary’s word history. Experts maintain that Dr. Seuss is the true originator of nerd, and that the word nerd (“comically unpleasant creature”) was picked up by the five- and six-year-olds of 1950 and passed on to their older siblings, who by 1957, as teenagers, had restricted and specified the meaning to the most comically obnoxious creature of their own class, a “square.”’
Gravdigr • Aug 24, 2010 5:47 pm
Nerd R²?
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 26, 2010 8:44 am
As the walruses used their flippers to clear away ocean muck to find clams, the scientists noticed that they overwhelmingly favored their right sides. In fact, a left-handed walrus has yet to be seen.
Trilby • Aug 26, 2010 9:21 am
Now those are some fun facts!
Crimson Ghost • Aug 27, 2010 1:52 am
Paul McCartney is left-handed.
And rumor has it, he was the walrus...
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 28, 2010 3:34 pm
Did you know Fidel Castro has a blog?
classicman • Aug 29, 2010 5:51 pm
SOS is a Morse "procedural signal” or "prosign," its respective letters have no inherent meaning per se. In the simplest terms, SOS is a ‘SIGNAL’ indicating distress and the need for help, and not an acronym or abbreviation.
Lamplighter • Aug 29, 2010 6:43 pm
I thought it meant "Save Our Ship"
When our kids were young and we voted on school budgets, we turned it into "Save Our Schools"
Here in the Pacific Northwest there is also "Save Our Salmon".

But these may just be plagiarisms from the original.
spudcon • Aug 29, 2010 7:54 pm
Now it's the chicken's symbol for "Save Our Salmonella.":yelsick:
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 29, 2010 8:04 pm
Save our souls, we're facing de-feet.
classicman • Aug 29, 2010 9:22 pm
Save Our Ship
Save Our Souls
Sink Or Swim

These are termed 'backronyms,' as explained below, and came into popular use AFTER SOS went into effect. In actuality, and as originally intended when SOS was introduced in 1908, the letters have no meaning.

SOS is a Morse "procedural signal” or "prosign." As the SOS signal is a ‘prosign’, its respective letters have no inherent meaning per se. In the simplest terms, SOS is a ‘SIGNAL’ indicating distress and the need for help, and not an acronym or abbreviation.

After SOS was first used by the steamship Arapahoe in 1909 (not the Titanic in 1912 as many people believe), people applied their own meanings to the letters. The most popular ones: "save our ship" and "save our souls." These are correctly termed ‘bacronyms.’

‘SOS’ was chosen because the three dots, three dashes, three dots are easy to transmit and not easily confused with other letters by the sender or recipients. With the advent of radios on ships beginning in the 1920s, ‘Mayday’ became, and still is, the International Distress Signal, but SOS served its purpose, for a while.
Sundae • Aug 30, 2010 4:31 pm
SOS is pretty much all I know in Morse code.
I learnt it from John Wyndham's The Day of the Triffids, where Bill signals Josella across the countryside (it's the only Morse Code he knows too!)

The fun fact is John Wyndham's full name is John Wyndham Parkes Lucas Beynon Harris. That was in the days before names were taxed.

ETA I did have to look this up to make sure I had it exactly right (I had a mispelling and the order wrong in truth) but it was something I pretty much knew.
GunMaster357 • Sep 1, 2010 3:20 am
The space between your eyebrows is called the glabella.
Trilby • Sep 1, 2010 6:36 am
Sundae Girl;679426 wrote:
The Day of the Triffids,


Triffids spit poison and kill.
skysidhe • Sep 1, 2010 9:41 am
Fun Facts about Toast

Not to be confused with toasting your computer or toasting by the host to prove the drinks are not poisoned and subsequent deaths blamed on the gods.

Gone are the days when we invite our enemies to a party to kill them, thus the saying, "A toast to your health."


http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A592788
Toast Today



There are a vast number of toast lovers in the world, and with the Internet they have found a new medium. There is an immense network of toast-dedicated websites, including a toast bible, songs about toast, and all sorts of toast and toaster memorabilia. For example, visit Dr Toast for toast recipes, related links, and so on.

New interest has recently been aroused in a toast-related phenomenon involving Murphy's Law; it has been claimed throughout recent history that toast, when dropped, will always land buttered-side down. Most scientists call this idea nonsense, but some hang on to the belief. Science journalist, Robert Matthews has an interesting example of this.

The Future of Toast

Exciting new developments occur everyday involving the future of toast. Progress has been made in areas such as talking toasters that respond to voice commands regarding bread darkness. Some have even worked on a brilliant perpetual motion theory involving cats and buttered toast. Alright, maybe this last one wouldn't work, but you never know until you try. There is also word of a toaster that burns weather predictions into the side of your toast. It gets the predictions by means of an Internet connection.
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 1, 2010 10:18 am
Gone are the days when we invite our enemies to a party to kill them...


They are? Drat. :(
squirell nutkin • Sep 1, 2010 11:36 am
If Bruce were to lay all the Cellar ladies from end to end I wouldn't be the least bit surprised.
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 1, 2010 12:55 pm
That can't happen, many of the Cellar ladies are married. Homey don't do dat. :headshake:
classicman • Sep 1, 2010 1:06 pm
in that case ....
squirell nutkin;679783 wrote:
If Bruce were to lay all the [COLOR="DarkGreen"]single [/COLOR]Cellar ladies from end to end I wouldn't be the least bit surprised.
squirell nutkin • Sep 1, 2010 2:27 pm
Thaks for fixing that, Classic.

And Bruce, I thought it was a given that if you were involved, the ladies would be single.
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 1, 2010 6:26 pm
Just clarifyin', ya know. :cool:
skysidhe • Sep 1, 2010 7:48 pm
wtf are you saying bruce is a man ho? or all single cellar ladies are ho's?




Oh here is a fun fact....
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 1, 2010 11:30 pm
That's a rather Victorian view, after all it is the 21st century.:p:
skysidhe • Sep 1, 2010 11:31 pm
lol, yer funny :D
Yznhymr • Sep 2, 2010 3:18 pm
Step outside and smell the roses. On a daily average you will inhale 1 liter of others anal gasses.
glatt • Sep 2, 2010 3:49 pm
I bring that average up, riding public transit.
Gravdigr • Sep 2, 2010 3:55 pm
skysidhe;679765 wrote:
New interest has recently been aroused in a toast-related phenomenon involving Murphy's Law; it has been claimed throughout recent history that toast, when dropped, will always land buttered-side down..


If toast always lands buttered side down, and a cat always lands on its feet...What happens if you butter your toast and strap it to a cat's back?:eyebrow:
Yznhymr • Sep 2, 2010 4:06 pm
Gravdigr;680128 wrote:
If toast always lands buttered side down, and a cat always lands on its feet...What happens if you butter your toast and strap it to a cat's back?:eyebrow:
Gravdigr • Sep 2, 2010 4:25 pm
Dibs on the patent!
Happy Monkey • Sep 2, 2010 6:21 pm
It's more powerful if you just use a wheel covered with cats. And then you can eat the buttered toast!
jinx • Sep 2, 2010 7:24 pm
MMmmmmmmm.... buttered cats....
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 3, 2010 1:42 am
According to Wired, giraffes only require 1.9 hours of sleep per day.

Over the years, Barnum’s Animal Crackers has featured 54 different animals. The most recent addition was the koala in 2002, to celebrate Animal Crackers’ 100th anniversary.

A study of OkCupid profiles found that using a flash to take a picture makes one look about 7 years older.
spudcon • Sep 3, 2010 5:38 am
xoxoxoBruce;680279 wrote:
According to Wired, giraffes only require 1.9 hours of sleep per day.

Over the years, Barnum’s Animal Crackers has featured 54 different animals. The most recent addition was the koala in 2002, to celebrate Animal Crackers’ 100th anniversary.

A study of OkCupid profiles found that using a flash to take a picture makes one look about 7 years older.

Staying out in the sun to have your picture taken eventually makes you look 50 years older, with or without a camera.
HungLikeJesus • Sep 3, 2010 9:04 am
With the exception of manatees and sloths, all mammals have seven cervical (neck) vertebrae. This includes mice, humans and giraffes.
Clodfobble • Sep 3, 2010 10:46 am
What about duck-billed platypuses?
HungLikeJesus • Sep 3, 2010 10:55 am
Excellent question. I haven't been able to find an answer. But I did find that I don't want to date a platypus:

...while the females give milk, they lack nipples, and the milk simply oozes out of their chests...


That would make a mess of your good silk blouse.
lookout123 • Sep 3, 2010 11:01 am
oozing seldom makes for a good date.
glatt • Sep 3, 2010 11:27 am
I can't really see them that clearly, but it looks like 6 neck bones in the duck billed platypus.
jinx • Sep 3, 2010 11:30 am
Cool venomous spikes...
HungLikeJesus • Sep 3, 2010 11:35 am
I wonder if they make great pets.
Gravdigr • Sep 3, 2010 2:41 pm
Doubtful. Too many questions.
Yznhymr • Sep 3, 2010 3:18 pm
Gravdigr - you may enjoy this one...

Burials in America deposit 827,060 gallons of embalming fluid (formaldehyde, methanol, and ethanol) into the soil each year.

On the flip side, cremation pumps dioxins, hydrochloric acid, sulfur dioxide, and carbon dioxide into the air.
spudcon • Sep 3, 2010 7:36 pm
Clodfobble;680330 wrote:
What about duck-billed platypuses?

More importantly, what about the chupacabra?
Lamplighter • Sep 3, 2010 8:56 pm
The Smothers Brothers changed the vocabulary of frogs everywhere.
Before them frogs said "Croak"

Now frog language shows up everywhere.
Gravdigr • Sep 4, 2010 4:32 pm
Ribbit, for her pleasure...
Gravdigr • Sep 4, 2010 4:34 pm
Yznhymr;680405 wrote:
Gravdigr - you may enjoy this one...

Burials in America deposit 827,060 gallons of embalming fluid (formaldehyde, methanol, and ethanol) into the soil each year.

On the flip side, cremation pumps dioxins, hydrochloric acid, sulfur dioxide, and carbon dioxide into the air.


People are just dying to pollute the world...
Pete Zicato • Sep 10, 2010 1:00 pm
Here's a fun fact. Terry Jones (the Quran guy) was in the same high school class as Rush Limbaugh.

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2010/09/who-knew-terry-jones-and-rush-limbaugh-were-high-school-classmates/1
classicman • Sep 10, 2010 1:28 pm
birds of a feather
Rhianne • Sep 10, 2010 7:12 pm
Did you know that, by tradition, the word 'gullible' is never printed in any dictionary.
Lamplighter • Sep 10, 2010 7:43 pm
Would I be gullible if I looked to see if you are a truth-teller ?
Rhianne • Sep 10, 2010 7:47 pm
Hee-hee...
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 11, 2010 2:37 am
It's in mine. :eyebrow:
Lamplighter • Sep 11, 2010 10:30 am
Hee-Hee
classicman • Sep 27, 2010 8:21 pm
...
GunMaster357 • Sep 29, 2010 8:53 am
The word Tips is actually an acronym standing for 'To Insure Prompt Service'.
Pete Zicato • Sep 29, 2010 11:33 am
GunMaster357;685484 wrote:
The word Tips is actually an acronym standing for 'To Insure Prompt Service'.

Snopes disagrees.
Gravdigr • Sep 29, 2010 5:12 pm
A man with whom not to fuck.
Happy Monkey • Sep 29, 2010 5:54 pm
Germany is about to finish paying for World War I.
Clodfobble • Sep 30, 2010 1:13 am
"Once all the Germans
Were warlike, and mean,
But that couldn't happen again.
We taught them a lesson
In nineteen-eighteen,
And they've hardly bothered us since then!"
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 30, 2010 3:11 am
Ha, that must have been written in 1920. :haha:

Each year, the US buries enough caskets to use;

30 million ft of hardwood
90,272 tons of steel
2,700 tons of copper and bronze
GunMaster357 • Sep 30, 2010 5:01 am
How many tons of flesh?
classicman • Sep 30, 2010 11:38 am
Why do zippers have a YKK on them? Whats it stand for?

The YKK stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushikikaisha. In 1934 Tadao Yoshida founded Yoshida Industries Limited. This company is now the worlds foremost zipper manufacturer, making about 90% of all zippers in over 206 facilities in 52 countries.
They also make the machines that make the zippers.
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 5, 2010 11:51 am
More people are born on Oct 5th, than any other day.
HungLikeJesus • Oct 5, 2010 1:45 pm
xoxoxoBruce;686639 wrote:
More people are born on Oct 5th, than any other day.


This is a small sample (about 2,000 employees), but there is only one person at my work with an October 5th birthday. There are 9 with October 10th and 9 with October 31st birthdays.
monster • Oct 5, 2010 1:57 pm
Then clearly your employer is OctoberFifthist. people should sue.
skysidhe • Oct 5, 2010 4:46 pm
I am days too late for that statistic, but I know three people born on my birthday and one person the day before and one after.
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 6, 2010 12:44 am
HungLikeJesus;686685 wrote:
This is a small sample (about 2,000 employees), but there is only one person at my work with an October 5th birthday. There are 9 with October 10th and 9 with October 31st birthdays.


http://www.fredericksburg.com/News/FLS/2004/102004/10052004/1523986
GunMaster357 • Oct 6, 2010 9:30 am
The average pregnancy lasts 274 days. Oct. 5, he wrote in an e-mail, is about 274 days from New Year's Eve, the day millions of Americans are celebrating with alcohol.


Can we deduce from that fact that a lot of Americans are drunkard's children? ;)
Shawnee123 • Oct 6, 2010 9:46 am
One of my cow orkers at my old job got pregnant at our state conference. Our conferences can get a little crazy. She and her husband got a darling girl out of the deal.

So, what happens at conference does not always stay at conference!
Pete Zicato • Oct 6, 2010 10:20 am
GunMaster357;686827 wrote:
Can we deduce from that fact that a lot of Americans are drunkard's children? ;)

You couldn't tell from the dain bramage?
GunMaster357 • Oct 6, 2010 10:40 am
I could tell that, I was just waiting for someone to confirm that fact.
Spexxvet • Oct 6, 2010 11:16 am
Shawnee123;686835 wrote:
One of my cow orkers at my old job got pregnant at our state conference. Our conferences can get a little crazy. She and her husband got a darling girl out of the deal.

So, what happens at conference does not always stay at conference!


Was her husband at the conference?:eyebrow:
Shawnee123 • Oct 6, 2010 11:18 am
Spexxvet;686871 wrote:
Was her husband at the conference?:eyebrow:


Yeah, I know that wasn't clear. They weren't married then, but had been together for a while. He worked in IT at the same school where we worked, so went along to conference as a guest and probably sat in on some technical breakout sessions. We'd all had a drunken night: took a bus to Dave and Busters and had a blast. Some more than others, apparently. :blush:
footfootfoot • Oct 6, 2010 11:35 am
spudcon;680452 wrote:
More importantly, what about the chupacabra?

I made the mistake of mentioning "Chupacabra" during our camping trip this summer with the 3 and 6 year old. (WTF was I thinking about?) Anyway, things might have been fine except for Mrs. Foot's reaction which got the kids panicking. I had to do some back pedaling on the history of the chupacabra but by giving them a direct translation of "Goat Sucker" they thought it was hilarious. How crazy is that? to suck on a goat? So the rest of the trip was all about goat sucking...
GunMaster357 • Oct 6, 2010 11:44 am
I don't see that as crazy if you do it with a female goat and like goat milk.
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 6, 2010 2:36 pm
Don't try to rationalize and justify you're sick perversions, to us. :lol:
GunMaster357 • Oct 7, 2010 4:59 am
Should I say that I am a sucker? ;)
footfootfoot • Oct 7, 2010 9:33 am
GunMaster357;687010 wrote:
Should I say that I am a sucker? ;)

Ambassador for La Leche League sounds more dignified.
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 7, 2010 9:38 am
There's a sucker born every minute, actually more like 267 born every minute.
Yznhymr • Oct 7, 2010 1:38 pm
Stewardesses and reverberated are the two longest words (12 letters each) that can be typed using only the left hand. The longest word that can be typed using only the right hand is lollipop. Skepticisms is the longest word that alternates hands. (one letter at a time)
Yznhymr • Oct 7, 2010 1:40 pm
There are six words in the English language with the letter combination "uu."

Muumuu, vacuum, continuum, duumvirate, duumvir and residuum.
HungLikeJesus • Oct 7, 2010 3:38 pm
But only two of those words are actually in the English language.
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 7, 2010 5:43 pm
Not for UG. :haha:
monster • Oct 7, 2010 9:53 pm
xoxoxoBruce;687150 wrote:
Not for UG. :haha:


you mean uug?
Crimson Ghost • Oct 8, 2010 5:05 am
It's spelled UGG.

UGG Australia is a division of [COLOR=Black]Deckers Outdoor Corporation, Goleta, California[/COLOR]. UGG is a registered trademark in the United States and over 100 other countries for a brand of sheepskin boots and other footwear, as well as bags, clothing, outerwear and other goods. Deckers also owns registrations for UGG AUSTRALIA brand in various countries around the world.
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 8, 2010 7:39 am
We're talking about a different [STRIKE]heel[/STRIKE] sole. :haha:
monster • Oct 8, 2010 8:26 am
He's just putting the boot in
Scriveyn • Oct 8, 2010 9:21 am
GunMaster357;686887 wrote:
I don't see that as crazy if you do it with a female goat and like goat milk.


Goat milker (Latin Caprimulgus) is a genus of birds (Nightjar)
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 8, 2010 12:31 pm
Not only did researchers find that couples with sons are more likely to stick together, unmarried pregnant couples were more likely to have shotgun weddings if the baby was going to be a boy and divorced mothers of boys are more likely to remarry and stay remarried.

Trouble makers from birth. :lol:
link
Shawnee123 • Oct 8, 2010 12:37 pm
More like: if'n it's a boy it's gotta have every opportunity to live a legitimate life.

To hell with a coupla girls! They have no real standing in society anyway. I mean, she might be the next Palin or O'Donnell, gawd forbid.
:)
Clodfobble • Oct 8, 2010 7:15 pm
It's nothing against the girls, it's all based on the fact that custody defaults to the mother in most divorces.

The husbands don't want their boys to turn out wussy, so they're less likely to accept the idea of the woman raising them alone 26 days out of the month. At the same time the women feel less capable of raising boys on their own, so they'll either stay with the husband, or they'll find a new man, whichever's easier.
Lamplighter • Oct 8, 2010 8:22 pm
That's it in a nutshell.
monster • Oct 17, 2010 10:08 pm
There's also a suggestion that women are more likely to leave a bad marriage if they have daughters .... (a) because they want to be a good role model: leave an abusive man and (b) because they will most likely have their daughters support ...that sorta makes sense
Clodfobble • Oct 18, 2010 7:17 pm
Huh... it's always been my anecdotal impression that the boys side with the mother, the girls side with the father. It's all Oedipal 'n shit.
classicman • Oct 18, 2010 7:21 pm
In my case it was just the opposite clod.
HungLikeJesus • Oct 18, 2010 7:46 pm
You sided with your father?
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 18, 2010 9:21 pm
But father's lie...
[YOUTUBE]9sVt7hcEysU[/YOUTUBE]
classicman • Oct 18, 2010 11:04 pm
HungLikeJesus;688953 wrote:
You sided with your father?


no, my sons sided with me.
toranokaze • Oct 18, 2010 11:26 pm
First correlation is not causation.
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 19, 2010 1:34 am
Tell the climate scientists that. :haha:
Rhianne • Oct 20, 2010 4:36 pm
Noteworthy fact:

I used to be the youngest person in the world.
Lamplighter • Oct 20, 2010 8:21 pm
Rhianne;689271 wrote:
Noteworthy fact:

I used to be the youngest person in the world.


A worthy candidate for the Hall-of-Fame :)
Happy Monkey • Oct 20, 2010 8:30 pm
" ' 'Is not a quine' is not a quine ' is a quine" is true, but is not a quine.
Gravdigr • Oct 25, 2010 3:52 am
Illegal?! WTF?!
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 25, 2010 9:22 am
Because we're to rich to eat offal.
monster • Oct 25, 2010 9:28 am
Even the thought of Haggis makes me barf. I appreciate living in a country where I can refuse without offending because the law is on my side..
Rhianne • Oct 25, 2010 9:41 am
As a vegetarian, I prefer to see the Haggis running free on the mountainsides where they belong.
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 25, 2010 9:45 am
Would that be Haggi or Haggises?
monster • Oct 25, 2010 10:13 am
Watermelon is a vegetable.
Spexxvet • Oct 25, 2010 10:29 am
xoxoxoBruce;690283 wrote:
Because we're to rich to eat offal.


That's awful.
morethanpretty • Oct 25, 2010 11:28 am
But yet hot dogs and ground beef and sausage are legal....
Gravdigr • Oct 26, 2010 5:00 pm
monster;690311 wrote:
Watermelon is a vegetable.


from Wikipedia

Watermelon (Citrullus lanatus (Thunb.), family Cucurbitaceae) can be both the fruit and the plant of a vine-like (scrambler and trailer) plant originally from southern Africa, and is one of the most common types of melon. This flowering plant produces a special type of fruit known by botanists as a pepo, a berry which has a thick rind (exocarp) and fleshy center (mesocarp and endocarp); pepos are derived from an inferior ovary, and are characteristic of the Cucurbitaceae. The watermelon fruit, loosely considered a type of melon (although not in the genus Cucumis), has a smooth exterior rind (green, yellow and sometimes white) and a juicy, sweet interior flesh (usually pink, but sometimes orange, yellow, red and sometimes green if not ripe). It is also commonly used to make a variety of salads, most notably fruit salad.


So there. Watermelon is a fruit. And it's special. And that's one big berry.
monster • Oct 26, 2010 9:15 pm
it's still a vegetable. And it's the state vegetable of Oklahoma.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=130729448
Happy Monkey • Oct 26, 2010 9:27 pm
That is an odd explanation of why watermelon would be a vegetable. Biologically, it is a fruit, because it is the seed container. Likewise, cucumbers and gourds are also fruits, biologically. They are colloquially considered vegetables because they are not sweet, and due to tradition, neither of which applies to watermelon.

Of course, 'vegetable' doesn't have a biological meaning akin to fruit, so definitions are somewhat subjective.

And one could definitely say it's not an animal or mineral.
Lamplighter • Oct 26, 2010 9:52 pm
Like pumpkins, watermelons are catapult ammunitions
monster • Oct 26, 2010 10:03 pm
listen, Oklahoma says it's a vegetable, so it's freaking vegetable, OKAY?

:lol:

Happy Monkey;690658 wrote:
That is an odd explanation of why watermelon would be a vegetable. Biologically, it is a fruit, because it is the seed container. Likewise, cucumbers and gourds are also fruits, biologically. They are colloquially considered vegetables because they are not sweet, and due to tradition, neither of which applies to watermelon.

Of course, 'vegetable' doesn't have a biological meaning akin to fruit, so definitions are somewhat subjective.

And one could definitely say it's not an animal or mineral.
Gravdigr • Oct 27, 2010 4:03 am
Well...I'd argue with you, but, I ain't fucking with Oklahoma.
Crimson Ghost • Oct 28, 2010 9:41 pm
Where the wind comes sweeping down the plains...

monster;690645 wrote:
And it's the state vegetable of Oklahoma.


Terry Schivo was the state vegetable of Florida.
Spexxvet • Oct 30, 2010 10:16 am
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.
Gravdigr • Oct 31, 2010 3:54 am
I've read that about half of all Americans live within fifty miles of their birthplace.
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 31, 2010 4:18 am
Hey, that means I know how the other half lives, 'cause I am the other half.

Well I'm not the whole other half, I ain't that fat. :rolleyes:
Clodfobble • Oct 31, 2010 9:01 am
If my birthplace is my childhood home, I'm about 20 miles from it. If you count the hospital, I'm more like 10. :)
Gravdigr • Oct 31, 2010 3:57 pm
I live in my birthplace. I bought the house I grew up in. And, yes, I sleep in my old room, the parents sleep in their old room.
monster • Nov 1, 2010 9:57 am
I live thousands of miles from my birthplace. But then I'm not American.
Happy Monkey • Nov 1, 2010 10:43 am
Clodfobble;691749 wrote:
If my birthplace is my childhood home, I'm about 20 miles from it. If you count the hospital, I'm more like 10. :)
I, too, live close to both childhood home and hospital of birth. I'm closer to home than hospital, but closer to the hospital than is my childhood home.
glatt • Nov 1, 2010 11:24 am
Half of my household lives within 10 miles of their birthplace, but they are kids and were born recently.
Pico and ME • Nov 1, 2010 11:45 am
Gravdigr;691785 wrote:
I live in my birthplace. I bought the house I grew up in. And, yes, I sleep in my old room, the parents sleep in their old room.


Soooooo, you're not living with your folks..they are living with you. That's different, you know.
classicman • Nov 1, 2010 11:50 am
Its actually getting more and more common these days.
Good for you Digr.
Gravdigr • Nov 1, 2010 5:42 pm
Pico and ME;691902 wrote:
Soooooo, you're not living with your folks..they are living with you. That's different, you know.


Try explaining that to a chick...

classicman;691904 wrote:
Its actually getting more and more common these days.
Good for you Digr.


Yeah, well, when the people who birthed and raised you and didn't charge you for it, need something ya kinda gotta step up...They were about lose the house they were in, and I had just bought the old place, which left me literally broke. I had no furniture, none. Couldn't afford electric, water, and gas bills. Popdigr was about to cash out his 401k, so we struck the deal. They unloaded their place, moved back home, and they pay the monthly bills and taxes. It works for us...
Lamplighter • Nov 1, 2010 7:21 pm
Grav, I think most of the world lives that way. The kids know their responsibility to parents, and the grandparents are in charge of the day care for the G-kids. It's a very good way to go. But moving around the country while working up the career ladder makes it less common here in the US now. It's good what you are doing.
Crimson Ghost • Nov 1, 2010 11:25 pm
I live within 50 miles of my birthplace.
My biological mother lives about ten miles away.
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 2, 2010 12:53 am
Geez, what a bunch of stay-at-homes, once again proving Cellarites aren't average. :haha:
Pete Zicato • Nov 2, 2010 3:27 pm
I live 293 mi from where I grew up. Does that help, Bruce?
xoxoxoBruce • Nov 3, 2010 1:36 am
Yeah, you're in the black sheep/prodigal son club. :lol:
freshnesschronic • Nov 3, 2010 3:18 am
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served first class.

We need something like that today so we can jump start the economy during this recession, like they did back in the day. Or was the recession in 88? I don't know I was 0 or -1 then.
GunMaster357 • Nov 3, 2010 6:51 am
freshnesschronic;692440 wrote:
Or was the recession in 88? I don't know I was 0 or -1 then.


Please... Don't write things like that... You make me feel old... I was 20 at that time...
Happy Monkey • Nov 3, 2010 7:43 pm
Daniel Inouye has represented Hawaii for it's entire existance as a state. (4 years as Representative, the rest as Senator).
footfootfoot • Nov 6, 2010 6:06 pm
Just listened to a speaker who used the phrase "you know" 91 times in 15 minutes. That's six times a minute!

I didn't bother counting the "like"s.
capnhowdy • Nov 8, 2010 9:26 am
The sum of any two opposite sides of a dice equals seven.
Rhianne • Nov 8, 2010 3:24 pm
I'm not really big on pedantry but it's almost a fun fact on its own that the word 'dice', despite the way it is often used, is actually a plural. The sum of any two opposite sides of a die equals seven.
classicman • Nov 8, 2010 3:35 pm
Since we're pickin' on the capn - Some dice also have more than 6 sides.
Undertoad • Nov 8, 2010 4:27 pm
When throwing dice in a game of craps, you are always one facing side away from a seven.
HungLikeJesus • Nov 8, 2010 6:20 pm
Interesting observation.
Undertoad • Nov 8, 2010 6:32 pm
But not exactly, now that I think about it: if you throw two sixes or two ones, a probability of 1 to 18, you are not one side away. In any other combination, you are one side away.

This is why the casinos let you throw the dice... although they don't let you roll the roulette ball.
Flint • Nov 8, 2010 10:23 pm
No two dice have ever been rolled.
Pete Zicato • Nov 9, 2010 10:11 am
Both English and Latin have the phrase "the die is cast" ("Alea iacta est"). In both cases, they can refer either to a cube for gambling being thrown or the hardening of molten metal in a mold.

However, in both languages the phrase is most often used allegorically to refer to events which have passed a point of no return.
capnhowdy • Nov 10, 2010 6:48 am
"The sum of any two opposite sides of a die equals seven." [Rhiane]

Instead of die being the singular, I think it should be douse.
skysidhe • Jan 25, 2011 11:22 pm
Walt Disney originally had different names in mind for Mickey Mouse and Goofy: Mortimer and Dippy Dawg, respectively



Dwarf names that didn't make the cut: Scrappy, Doleful, Crabby, Wistful, Dumpy, Soulful, Tearful, Snappy, Helpful, Gaspy, Gloomy, Busy, Dirty, Awful, Dizzy, Shifty, and Biggy-Wiggy.
skysidhe • Mar 8, 2011 5:35 pm
Yes, this was an actual fact, right smack in the middle of an article about hummingbird migration. Just so ya know.

Hummingbirds do not migrate on the backs of geese.:rolleyes:
monster • Mar 8, 2011 11:27 pm
It's possible to have 77 givens and still be unable to solve a Suduko puzzle. Apparently.

Thor's word of the day: Rhomicuboctahedron. Your challenge; How many sides?

77 was a famous Swedish border password in the war, because it was so hard for the enemy to pronounce correctly
Pete Zicato • Mar 9, 2011 5:43 pm
I think you missed a 'b' in there, Monster.

I have one of these on my doodad shelf at work. They were all the rage in the 80's. It is an Rhombicuboctahedron, sort of.

Image
Undertoad • Mar 9, 2011 6:45 pm
One of HM's early works.
monster • Mar 9, 2011 11:51 pm
yes, I was a little behind there
monster • Mar 9, 2011 11:52 pm
ooh those were called snakes or something, Pete, they opened into a long thin thing... I'm sure I must have one somewhere
Happy Monkey • Mar 10, 2011 12:27 am
Undertoad;715809 wrote:
One of HM's early works.
I actually went back and checked, and I'm not sure I have made one of those! I have done a rhombitruncated cuboctahedron, and it was one of my early ones.
Crimson Ghost • Mar 10, 2011 2:02 am
I've got one of those.
Tan and brown.
I put my Rubik's Cube on top of it.
Pete Zicato • Mar 10, 2011 10:28 am
monster;715856 wrote:
ooh those were called snakes or something, Pete, they opened into a long thin thing... I'm sure I must have one somewhere

I'm not sure what they were called, 'cause I only ever saw them being sold by street vendors. The black and white one I've got came from a street vendor in NYC.
Gravdigr • Apr 21, 2011 2:46 am
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Crimson Ghost • Apr 23, 2011 4:39 pm
And Ceiling Cat is ever vigilant...
ZenGum • Jul 18, 2011 1:16 am
Surveys show that six out of seven dwarves are not Happy.
Crimson Ghost • Jul 18, 2011 1:57 am
43% percent of statistics are bullshit.
Rhianne • Jul 18, 2011 9:43 am
The average human being has less than two legs.
Gravdigr • Jul 24, 2011 4:18 am
Rhianne;745048 wrote:
The average human being has less than two legs.


Yay me! I'm finally above average!:cheerldr:
infinite monkey • Apr 19, 2013 12:49 pm
The official name for the dot over the letter i or the letter j is tittle.
Gravdigr • Apr 19, 2013 12:59 pm
~ <--See that thing? It's called a tilde.
BigV • Apr 19, 2013 2:07 pm
I am disappoint. I thought for a moment that Rhianne had begun posting again. Nope, not a jot OR tittle.
elSicomoro • Apr 19, 2013 3:46 pm
You cannot see the Great Wall from space...I learned that last night. And it stemmed from me watching an episode of Doctor Who, so...thank you BBC!
Gravdigr • Sep 6, 2016 1:12 pm
Lemmy Kilmister...Lead singer, and bassist for the rollicking metal band Motorhead:

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His first record was "Knee Deep in the Blues", by Tommy Steele:

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You can really hear Mr. Steele's influence on Lemmy's vocal style.:lol2:
Gravdigr • Sep 15, 2016 4:02 pm
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Happy Monkey • Sep 15, 2016 6:48 pm
One mile more than the Blues Brothers' nighttime trip to Chicago in sunglasses.
lumberjim • Sep 16, 2016 2:30 am
There are 14 McDonald's within 5 miles of where I'm sitting right now. The nearest is 1.1 miles away.

I could walk to it, buy a double quarter pounder with cheese(780 calories), eat it and walk home. A 300 lb person burns 159 calories per mile at 3 mph. I would net 430 calories if I did.
Gravdigr • Sep 16, 2016 8:48 am
Gotta love the Double QP.:yum:

The Double QP's around here are juuust a little greasier than the regular QP. Just the right amount of greasy, though.
Gravdigr • Oct 27, 2016 2:41 pm
I would have sworn that I learnt this here, but...

Most mammals take around 21 seconds to pee.
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 27, 2016 3:10 pm
I long for the days it only took 21 seconds. :(
captainhook455 • Oct 28, 2016 6:28 pm
xoxoxoBruce;972167 wrote:
I long for the days it only took 21 seconds. :(

I once peed 130' into a tugboat.

tarheel
John Sellers • Nov 3, 2016 5:34 pm
Here's a really fun fact:

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Gravdigr • Dec 13, 2016 4:23 pm
According to Wikipedia, the most rain measured in 60 seconds, 1.5 inches, fell on Barot, Guadeloupe, on Nov 26, 1970.

The most rain measured in 24 hours, 71.9 inches, fell on Cilaos, Réunion, on Jan 7 - 8, 1966.

The yearly rainfall record belongs to Cherrapunji, Meghalaya, India. From 1860 - 1861, 1,042 inches of rain fell from the sky.
Happy Monkey • Dec 13, 2016 5:47 pm
The yearly rainfall record belongs to Cherrapunji, Meghalaya, India. From 1860 - 1861, 1,042 inches of rain fell from the sky.
That's nothing. After a few years of that, Cherrapunji, Meghalaya, India will be under 1042 feet of ocean.
elSicomoro • Dec 13, 2016 6:11 pm
<Daniel Tosh>Babies aren't dishwasher-safe</Fake Snapple facts>
Gravdigr • Jan 20, 2017 5:32 am
That's an actual fact.

Babbies aren't dishwasher safe.:headshake
glatt • Jan 20, 2017 7:16 am
I stuck a gopro in my dishwasher and have to agree. The most obvious problem is the hot water. Serious scalding issues that become burning and cooking issues over time. And then the volume of water spraying around would make breathing difficult. Plus, the watertight seal is also air tight and the oxygen would be used up.

Babies are NOT dishwasher safe.
Clodfobble • Jan 20, 2017 7:57 am
I can also vouch for the fact that dishwashers are not baby-safe. They break easier than you'd think.
Griff • Jan 20, 2017 4:47 pm
They do cook up nice though.
Gravdigr • Jan 21, 2017 3:00 am
That was awesome.:D
Gravdigr • Feb 3, 2017 3:15 pm
The Purple Hooter Shooter starts out green.