Meals-On-Wheels

from AP via Yahoo! News

ANCHORAGE, Alaska – A black bear snatched a disabled pet rabbit from an Anchorage back yard and got away as the owner gave chase.

Police say the owner heard the rabbit's cries Thursday and chased the bear across several yards in her stocking feet. The bear wouldn't drop the rabbit from its teeth.

The Anchorage Daily News reports the rabbit, named George, was well known in the neighborhood because his back legs were paralyzed and he scooted around on a little cart.

Why was the bear wearing the woman's stockings?

We can't be sure they were HER stockings. Could have been anyone's. Maybe that's the bear's trademark, run around in stockings killing disabled rabbits. We need Criminal Minds to profile this bear.

One day in the great forest, a magical frog was walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner. The frog called for the two to stop. "Because you are the only two animals I have ever seen", the frog said. "I will grant you both three wishes. Bear, you go first."

The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he was, said, "I wish for all the bears in this forest, besides me, to be female."
For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that.

It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest were female as well."
rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and gunned the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these stupid things, after all, he could have asked for money and bought the motorcycle.

For the last wish the bear thought for a while and then said, "I wish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female."
The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said, "I wish the bear was gay."