I'm the ideal wife!

monster • Jul 1, 2010 10:14 pm
Never thought I'd be able to say that, but today I went to a store and to get my hair done and came home $1.22 richer than when I left :D
ZenGum • Jul 1, 2010 11:26 pm
Are you also the heiress to a brewery?
sexobon • Jul 2, 2010 12:05 am
I hope you accomplished that without mugging somebody; or, becoming a suburban hooker.
ZenGum • Jul 2, 2010 1:15 am
Maybe she sold her hair trimmings?
Shawnee123 • Jul 2, 2010 8:15 am
Praytell, monster, how did you accomplish that?
Spexxvet • Jul 2, 2010 8:30 am
That's the amount in the pocket of the hobo she killed.
monster • Jul 2, 2010 9:28 am
I had a customer loyalty thing that got me a free haircut, so all I had to pay was the tip -which was less than the refund I got from the item I returned to the store :D
Shawnee123 • Jul 2, 2010 9:29 am
Ha! Now that is some fine dealing, right there!
monster • Jul 2, 2010 9:32 am
ZenGum;668150 wrote:
Are you also the heiress to a brewery?


why, yes, I am. It's a micro brewery.
Shawnee123 • Jul 2, 2010 9:34 am
You've got a whole brewery in your microwave? :eek:
monster • Jul 2, 2010 9:39 am
well, it's not mine yet, but that is where I plan to keep it -we Brits like warm beer, you know....
squirell nutkin • Jul 2, 2010 10:14 am
Why did I expect this thread to be about steak and a BJ?
Shawnee123 • Jul 2, 2010 10:15 am
Cause you're the king of wishful thinking? ;)
monster • Jul 2, 2010 10:22 am
I thought that was the mistress' job?
Shawnee123 • Jul 2, 2010 10:23 am
Yes it is, and I'll thank you to quit...oh, oops.

:bolt:
Urbane Guerrilla • Jul 2, 2010 11:37 am
I'm reading this thread to watch the acrobats. :corn:
Flint • Jul 2, 2010 11:52 am
I'm sorry, monster, but you aren't the ideal wife. I know this because the ideal wife is Pooka. You could never, ever, ever be as awesome as her. Sorry.
Shawnee123 • Jul 2, 2010 12:10 pm
And so begins the Cellar Wife Wars.

"I'll be your wife, Little Big Man."
monster • Jul 2, 2010 12:44 pm
Continuing the trend.... I went in bed bath and beyond and bought NOTHING today. I went in ToysRUs, charged less than $$4.23 to my card and walked away with $9.23 in cash. Spent 53c in Michaels, net profit $4.47.......
monster • Jul 2, 2010 12:48 pm
Shawnee123;668267 wrote:
And so begins the Cellar Wife Wars.

"I'll be your wife, Little Big Man."


No it's OK I don't want to be Flint's ideal wife -he drums all the time and can't type his f's properly. It'd drive me insaner
Pete Zicato • Jul 2, 2010 2:37 pm
monster;668275 wrote:
Continuing the trend.... I went in bed bath and beyond and bought NOTHING today. I went in ToysRUs, charged less than $$4.23 to my card and walked away with $9.23 in cash. Spent 53c in Michaels, net profit $4.47.......

Let us know how it goes when you visit Sam's or Costco. ;)
monster • Jul 2, 2010 3:24 pm
I don't shop there no more. besides, I thought wives were supposed to grocery shop?

I hate all shopping. Srsly. Just call me Ebenezer.
squirell nutkin • Jul 2, 2010 5:28 pm
monster;668350 wrote:
I don't shop there no more.


You are awesome! More Americaner everyday!:love:
Cicero • Jul 2, 2010 6:11 pm
No I'm the perfect wife. :)
Shawnee123 • Jul 2, 2010 6:36 pm
Will the real ideal wife please stand up.

It's not me. I was the nodeal wife.
ZenGum • Jul 2, 2010 8:36 pm
The real ideal wife would already be standing up. You cant mop sitting down.
SamIam • Jul 3, 2010 12:26 pm
Cicero;668398 wrote:
No I'm the perfect wife. :)


I thought you weren't married anymore :confused:

Of course single women always seem like they'd make the ideal wife, since you don't have to live with them.
Cicero • Jul 3, 2010 12:36 pm
SamIam;668507 wrote:
I thought you weren't married anymore :confused:

Of course single women always seem like they'd make the ideal wife, since you don't have to live with them.


You are exactly right! :)