Recruiting and Sponsoring

join another forum or two. post and read for a month. invite the people you think would fit in to the cellar and not cause a forum war. win.


I'm just thinking that we could use some new brains.

the last person I recruitted withdrew from life in a melancholic malaise and hasn't been heard from by anyone since...

this is the last thing i heard about her

Hey I was just visiting the Scientology forum. Maybe some of those nice people would be interested.

We can ask local judges to sentence non-violent offenders to do their community service here. Hey, we're a community too!

I've been hanging around a gamersite from time to time...I could get some of them to come here and w0w you with their l33tsp3ak?

We're about to enter the slow time of year with the ReduxMerc show in full swing so I'd say have at. I'd be bummed if we went all text speak here but it beats battle of the brainwashed.

lumberjim;663430 wrote:

I'm just thinking that we could use some new brains.

I know. I'm bored too.

I'm procrastinating as usual. I need new brains.

don't know if I'd want to do that to friends . . .

. . . but there are a few people who I thought might be interested and have invited, to no avail.

Actually, for all my joking about 133tsp3ak3rs, there are some good people in that gaming community. I might see if I can get a couple of them to check us out.

This site has some great brains

You bastard squirrell.

Just when you thought it was safe.

Dur duh, dur duh, duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh....dudeduh.

The most important quality that I would look for in potential new members is their willingness to contribute large quantities of cash to the tip jar.

That's what I look for in friends, anyway.

These newcomers take away valuable posting opportunities from honest, hardworking Dwellars! We need to erect some sort of... of.. fire-wall to keep them out!

Pie;663612 wrote:

These newcomers take away valuable posting opportunities from honest, hardworking Dwellars! We need to erect some sort of... of.. fire-wall to keep them out!

I've got a firewall in my router. It hasn't done anything about the politics forum.

I have heard that some that go to the politics forum never return to the main boards! :eek:

I've invited people to the Cellar quite a few times. Never worked though.
Intelligent, loyal people who like forum posting have already made their choice.

Still, I'm willing to take one for the team.
I'll see if I can find a like-minded forum and groom some of the members.
Just hope that you don't lose me to them instead...

[COLOR=Wheat]If you find somewhere good, send me a PM.[/COLOR]

Y'know, at one point I felt guilty for not arguing my POV more aggressively and consistently with some of the posters on the politics forum.

[COLOR=LemonChiffon]Then I remembered that I am trying not to be an asshat.[/COLOR]

I'd do it, but the last thing you all want would be any more people like me.

We need more people like you classic.

Thanks spud. That is not the popular opinion, but I appreciate the sentiment just the same.

I am only really on three forums...this is #1, Flamewarriors is #2 and I wouldn't invite more than one person from there to here. #3 remains highly classified.

I am posting a link on the Fox News web forum to see if I can recruit some participants for you all.
[COLOR="White"]Kidding asshats![/COLOR]

Great now I have to troll Democracy Now forms.

The US is not now, nor has it ever been a democracy. It is a federal republic.

I blame public schools for this misinformation.

I never said we was. Democracy Now is a news show for those who are not familiar.

toranokaze;672183 wrote:

Great now I have to troll Democracy Now forms.

I assumed we already had their best and brightest here.

Out of the five other forums I'm registered to, only one has decent members who don't act like full on idiots. Sarcastic at times, but not idiots. Of course, I'm fairly new there so that could change.

toranokaze;672283 wrote:

I never said we was.

:neutral:

TheMercenary;672175 wrote:

I am posting a link on the Fox News web forum to see if I can recruit some participants for you all.
[COLOR="White"]Kidding asshats![/COLOR]

toranokaze;672183 wrote:

Great now I have to troll Democracy Now forms.

BrianR;672233 wrote:

The US is not now, nor has it ever been a democracy. It is a federal republic.

I blame public schools for this misinformation.

lookout123;672286 wrote:

I assumed we already had their best and brightest here.

Y'see this is where it keeps going wrong. Merc claim innocence "What? I was just being funny/What's wrong with Fox, that's not a political comment" yada yada yada...... (the kidding tag mighta worked if not for the "asshats" bit...)

all 4 y'all get 10 minutes on the naughty step. IN SILENCE.

Good God.

Sensitive are ya? I never would have taken you to be the sensitive type and read into a statement. It was a freaking joke already...

You are among the last persons I would have ever expected such a response from. My bad.

I thought it was a joke. Clearly it was meant to be a joke at himself after the momentous thread from a few weeks ago. At least, that's how I saw it...but of course, 'I'm on Mercs side', so my opinion doesn't count.

I chuckled, but Im on Mercs side too :)

I thought merc's post was funny, and I'm not on his side. I foung Tor's post funny, too. Lookout's - not funny.

None of y'all are funny, so STFU. I'm way more offended by bad attempts at humor than even the slidy snidy stuff.

I'm kidding. I kid. What? Not funny? :lol2:

:corn:

The East European judge gives the following scores:

Merc-- 8.2
Tor -- 8.5
Lookout -- 8.3

Monster gets 2 minutes in the penalty box for humor impairment.

Shawnee123;672434 wrote:

None of y'all are funny, so STFU. I'm way more offended by bad attempts at humor than even the slidy snidy stuff.

I'm kidding. I kid. What? Not funny? :lol2:

:corn:

That's not funny, Shaw. You should be ashamed of yourself. My ShutTheFuckUp was killed by a dolphin's whale penis on 911 while eating haggis. :bolt:

Not to pick nits, but it was a shark's whale penis.

oh jeez, I was joking :rolleyes: all y'all need a dip in the pool, that's what :lol:

The gene pool?

oh god no, that's way too contaminated. cess pool'd be safer

monster;672474 wrote:

oh jeez, I was joking :rolleyes: all y'all need a dip in the pool, that's what :lol:

I knew you were joking. I lol'd. Does that mean I'm on your side? :unsure:

DucksNuts;672410 wrote:

I chuckled, but Im on Mercs side too :)

I'm on Mercs side, too.

Let me rephrase that. I'm somewhere to the left of Merc. :D

lumberjim;663430 wrote:

I'm just thinking that we could use some new brains.

So you're making us do all the work to balance out your mental decline?:eyebrow:

Aliantha;672404 wrote:

Clearly it was meant to be a joke at himself after the momentous thread from a few weeks ago.

Yea, well who else gets such an honor? what is this like the second or third thread devoted to me about how many people hate me or my style of posting or what the fuck eva? Yea, move along people nothing to see here.:D

But really, 30+ fucking pages of watching the Cellar eat it's tail like a snake? Please. Drop it already.

monster;672474 wrote:

oh jeez, I was joking :rolleyes: all y'all need a dip in the pool, that's what :lol:

Advice taken I just got back from the river.

Pete Zicato;672513 wrote:

I'm on Mercs side, too.

Let me rephrase that. I'm somewhere to the left of Merc. :D

On some issues I am left of you!