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Gravdigr • Jun 14, 2010 7:23 am
If Americans aren't transformed into soccer fans by this World Cup, it's their own damn fault. Let them languish in heathen worship of fat men playing rounders, freaks of nature mucking around at glorified netball or the tedious travesty of rugby league that is American football.
- The London Times


[SIZE="1"]hello, is this thing working, is it on? ok, (ahem)[/SIZE]

[SIZE="5"]FUCK SOCCER![/SIZE]
nightowl • Jun 14, 2010 2:51 pm
[COLOR="DimGray"]Hard to argue with a response like that...not that I would...I guess I'd go with a statement something a kin to the statement made on a episode of Leaverage last night: I don't like any sport where you can't score on defense...[/COLOR][COLOR="Sienna"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][/FONT][/COLOR]
Gravdigr • Jun 15, 2010 3:57 am
Wow, 3 posts in 3 years. Better settle down a little bit there...:D
monster • Jun 15, 2010 7:45 am
Meanwhile crickets chirped in Grvdgr's thread because

[SIZE="6"][COLOR="Red"]We all love football (soccer)[/COLOR] [/SIZE]:D
Stormieweather • Jun 15, 2010 1:02 pm
I don't.












[SIZE="1"] tiptoes carefully back out of the thread[/SIZE]
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 15, 2010 1:15 pm
:thankyou:.
lookout123 • Jun 15, 2010 1:17 pm
I love football. The kind where the offense is also required to play defense.
Gravdigr • Jun 17, 2010 12:39 pm
monster;663166 wrote:
Meanwhile crickets chirped in Grvdgr's thread because

[SIZE="6"][COLOR="Red"]We all love football (soccer)[/COLOR] [/SIZE]:D


Yeah, I kinda figgered I'd be in the minority...:p:
lookout123 • Jun 17, 2010 2:27 pm
Nah, football/futbol/soccer is definitely a love/hate sport. Baseball/football have a clear offense/defense and even the casual fan can understand why players do certain things. To a nonfan soccer probably just looks like a bunch of guys running around with no plan or strategy.

I completely understand those who "don't get it". My neighbor is a die hard NASCAR guy and he trys to explain the strategy and tactics to me but my eyes just glaze over. Not only don't I get it, I don't care.
monster • Jun 17, 2010 4:42 pm
I totally don't get baseball and American football. And their stupid costumes.
jinx • Jun 17, 2010 8:58 pm
I hate baseball. Aside from being boring, the constant spitting and ball(sack) groping grosses me out. It's worse than the sneakers squeaking during basketball. Intolerable.

But I do love me some Fantasy Football. I highly recommend you give it a shot before dismissing american football altogether mon. You can choose you own costume. Helmet anyway...
monster • Jun 17, 2010 9:09 pm
I did do some fantasy football somewhere, once...... it was all rather complex with the draft and shit. I had my guys play nude......
spudcon • Jun 19, 2010 12:28 pm
Good for you Monster! But I dislike both forms of football, American and everyone elses. I would watch either if they were played by naked women, however. Hell, I'd probably watch any sport that way.
wolf • Jun 19, 2010 2:18 pm
monster;663947 wrote:
I totally don't get baseball and American football. And their stupid costumes.


What's not to get about spandex pants?
lookout123 • Jun 19, 2010 5:55 pm
The logic that causes some people to think they should wear it.
monster • Jun 19, 2010 9:01 pm
I think the olympics should go back to nude....
Sundae • Jun 20, 2010 6:59 am
monster;664608 wrote:
I think the olympics should go back to nude....

:drool:
Gravdigr • Jun 22, 2010 1:31 pm
monster;663987 wrote:
I did do some fantasy football somewhere, once...... it was all rather complex with the draft and shit. I had my guys play nude......


[RodneyCarrington] You can scare a great big sumbitch, with a little bitty pecker. [/Rodney Carrington]
monster • Jun 25, 2010 10:51 am
:lol: gravdgr, funny guy
monster • Jun 25, 2010 11:17 am
Gravdgr, you shite. Now I lost half my morning watching that guy and my face hurts.
Gravdigr • Jun 26, 2010 4:30 pm
He has his moments...