June 6, 2010: Pakistan Has Tightened Security

http://www.mailbrunch.com/email/Pakistan-has-tightened-security/412011c8-732e-489a-bdea-fdbd91e8f2e2

wanderer;660936 wrote:

http://www.mailbrunch.com/email/Pakistan-has-tightened-security/412011c8-732e-489a-bdea-fdbd91e8f2e2

Beats the Maginot Line...

"The trees, André, the trees will protect us from tanks and infantry!"

snick.

this really made me chuckle:biggrin:

The always impressive wicker bullet-stops.

I wish he'd pull the trigger...the recoil would crack him right in the nards.

This made me laugh...a lot.

"Muhammad Rafiq prays his boss won't notice that his brand new Security outpost was stolen during an extended lunch break at the new Islamabad McDonalds."

Is that a gun sticking out of your pants, or do you just have a bizarrely deformed penis?

Nope, that's his penis. How else would he look so confident standing behind a wall made of string?

fjhs3;661190 wrote:

"Muhammad Rafiq prays his boss won't notice that his brand new Security outpost was stolen during an extended lunch break at the new Islamabad McDonalds."

They have McDonalds:eek:?

ToastyOhs;661200 wrote:

Nope, that's his penis. How else would he look so confident standing behind a wall made of string?

Or perhaps they have replaced his penis with gun. War is coming baby!

You can have his gun when you pry it from his cold dead hands. Pry it! That's it. Pry it harder...harder...keep prying baby...

Or:

We've secretly replaced Rashid's penis with an automatic rifle. Let's see if he notices...

wanderer;661205 wrote:

They have McDonalds:eek:?

http://www.mcdonalds.com.pk/

But I think you won't find a Mc Bacon there...

ZenGum;661191 wrote:

Is that a gun sticking out of your pants, or do you just have a bizarrely deformed penis?

Looks half-cocked to me.

Sigh...

He's the crossing guard at the local jihad elementary school.

spudcon;661231 wrote:

He's the crossing guard at the local jihad elementary school.

Instead of a florescent vest... he wears a bomb vest?

Durka Durka Durka, Mohammed Jihad.

Looks more like a member of Al JaYankovic. :D

My bad. It's Helen Thomas!