What's in your clown car?
I think if you grind them up you can fit more clowns into even the average clown car. I am indifferent toward clowns, but would rather fill up a clown car with ground mimes, especially the French kind. Is this allowed?
Freeze dry them first, then grind 'em. Saves a ton of weight.
Can I freeze dry them after grinding? I would like to hear the mimes scream as I feed them into the grinder.
If you freeze them slowly from the feet up, you'll still get to hear them screaming, and probably for longer. You don't get the squelch, crunching and red splatter though.
Maybe just blanch them first?
How about Shawnee's dead hoboes?
