This is just too F'in funny!
OMFG! TOO F'IN HILARIOUS!! we were followed back from McAllen Tx today by homeland security in our airplane!! they thought we were hauling drugs!!! lmao!! we landed at pearland to drop me off and two galveston county sheriffs were on the ground waiting. well bobby took off and i drove past them. they didn't stop me. apparently the chase plane landed after bobby took back off. they intercepted him on the taxiways at hooks airport in north houston and searched the plane!! too f'in hilarious. me? drugs? really? BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! oh, we had flown to McAllen to pick up a computer board for bobby's ZR-1 corvette air conditioner.
Good to see my tax dollars are hardly working, I mean hard at work...
At least there was some entertainment value.
shouldn't this be in the Humor thread? :eyebrow:
;) [COLOR="LemonChiffon"]JK[/COLOR]
Good to see you around, plthijinx! Glad they didn't see the need to cavity search anyone... :)
If you worked for homeland security and just wanted to make it to the weekend who would you pursue? :browhappy
Gov't planes (don't remember who) used to fly low over my parents' home sometimes trying to see if they were growing drugs in the big greenhouse they owned until the tornado tore it up.
... but there's just one F in funny.
But there are 3 F's in fluffy.
Gov't planes (don't remember who) used to fly low over my parents' home sometimes trying to see if they were growing drugs in the big greenhouse they owned until the tornado tore it up.
That was a government tornado.
But there are 3 F's in fluffy.
I had a cousin who called me fluffy. Once.
:morncoff:more coffee shawnee? I've been around lurking. just don't post very often anymore. but yesterday? omg had to write about that one! and yeah, what better way to spend your friday afternoon dodging thunderstorms and doing your best keystone cops imitation! i mean really those guys had no clue as what to do when i was dropped off at my airport and bobby took back off.....
oh and yeah maybe this should have gone in the humor thread or the "what not to do on an airplane" (with an airplane) thread. :D
one ironic thing was that i passed right over the vacation resort i was at last week a year ago :eyebrow:
... i mean really those guys had no clue as what to do when i was dropped off at my airport and bobby took back off.....
Lucky it wasn't Arizona. They'd have to check to make sure you're legal.
Lucky it wasn't Arizona. They'd have to check to make sure you're legal.
and with the tan i have right now i'm darker than some of my hispanic friends!
Me too. I could pass for being harrassed in AZ.
Though once, while riding the ferry over to Put-in-Bay, a Hispanic guy asked me if I had a little Mexican in me. When I replied 'no' he said "do you want one?" Cracked me and my ex right up!
When I'm clean, I love for cops to pull me over (if I haven't done anything). I'm such an asshole when (I think) I'm in the right...
I was once pulled over after dropping off a guy I used to work with. Turns out that area is "known for drug trafficking". Well no shit. That covers everywhere. I guess that gives them the right to stop anybody for nothing. I spent a grand hour fucking with those guys. I kept putting my hands in my pockets, making quick furtive gestures like I had just thrown something to the side. "Can we search your vehicle, sir?" Oh, hell no. There's no telling what you'll find...they searched for a half hour. Found some old french fries under the seat. Ah, good times, man, good times.
... With liberty and justice for all.
Right?
Wrong.
OMG Digr, you poor thing. You mean you hadn't done anything wrong, they pulled you over and searched your car?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Did you have to show them your papers (drivers license, insurance and registration) too?!?!?!?!?!?
What an unconstitutional law that is! It must be repealed!
bwahahahaha
update! guess who i talked to today? that's right folks....Border Security! they had to finish up paperwork. bob came and gave me a phone number and contact name and said this woman wanted to talk to me. ffs. hell she didn't even ask me any details about the flight. i offered more info than she needed about it i guess. that i'm instrument rated, commercial single and multi. shoot she was trying to give me pointers on flying jobs! lol! i mean seriously? anyway it was actually a pleasant convo so i can't really complain i guess...
OMG Digr, you poor thing. You mean you hadn't done anything wrong, they pulled you over and searched your car?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Did you have to show them your papers (drivers license, insurance and registration) too?!?!?!?!?!?
What an unconstitutional law that is! It must be repealed!
bwahahahaha
If my head was as high in the clouds as yours, my nose would bleed.:sniff:
OMG Digr, you poor thing. You mean you hadn't done anything wrong, they pulled you over and searched your car?!?!?!?!?!?!?! [COLOR="Red"]yes.[/COLOR]
Did you have to show them your papers (drivers license, insurance and registration) too?!?!?!?!?!? [COLOR="Red"]yes.[/COLOR]
What an unconstitutional law that is! It must be repealed!
bwahahahaha
[COLOR="Red"]It's an unwritten law. Goes something like, "I'm so fucking inept at my job, I'm just gonna fuck EVERYbody and maybe I'll
trip over a bad guy." What's that old saying? 'Even a blind pig finds an acorn once in a while.' I aint' yer acorn.[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Red"] What's that old saying? 'Even a blind pig finds an acorn once in a while.' [/COLOR]
I believe its squirrel, but if pig works for you - go for it.
It means to be lucky, Even people who don't know what they are doing can be successful sometimes.
Hey Gravdigr, you should know that classic wasn't making fun of you.
He was just making a reference to the big debate over the new illegal-alien laws in Arizona. He was just pointing out that cops can and do demand identification of normal people every day, and thus the law in Arizona is not racist or uncalled for in his opinion. It wasn't about you at all.
Really?:right:
Looked like it, felt like it, I even read it out loud and it sounded like it.
Oh, well, I've been wrong before...maybe he won't commit suicide over my perceived----ah fukkit. That ain't the worst mistake I ever made.:o
I believe its squirrel, but if pig works for you - go for it.
It means to be lucky, Even people who don't know what they are doing can be successful sometimes.
Squirrel, pig, hog, dog, man, what the fuck ever...
In other news, a squirrelly, blind pigman who was walking his hogdog was pulled over for no reason today in Arizona...
Digr, FWIW - Clod and her massive brain are correct. No shot intended.
Squirrel, pig, hog, dog, man, what the fuck ever...
Oh and BWAHAHAHAHAHA - thats what I did before posting.
I was like Pig?!?!?! PIG??? never heard that one. better check ...
really WTFE! I saw what you said. we're :cool:
Even a blind whore can find a nut sometimes
Digr, FWIW - Clod and her massive brain are correct. No shot intended.
Is that what that was? I thought it was an eclipse.
Oh and BWAHAHAHAHAHA - thats what I did before posting.
I was like Pig?!?!?! PIG??? never heard that one. better check ...
really WTFE! I saw what you said. we're :cool:
Oh, I was just batting the ball back...all good natured...apologies and all...glad you didn't get pissed.:)
[COLOR="LemonChiffon"]I'd been wanting to use that 'bigassmessage.com thing for a loooong time...[/COLOR]
Oh, and [SIZE="4"]COCK!![/SIZE]