Don't touch me there
E is for...
Every time you do that it makes Jebus cry
F is for...
Get away from me
H is for...
Hope that really is a canoe in your pocket
I is for...
Kick 'em in the cunt!
L is for...
Licking is verboten
M is for...
Marry me before you touch me with that thing.
N is for...
Oh just put it away!
P is for...
Quiet my parents just came home!
R is for...
Rub it? No fucking way!
S is for...
underwear - keep it ON!
V is for...
Abstinence? Don't touch? Put it on? Good grief, what a bunch of killjoys.:(
X-rated NOT
Z is for
No Y in your alphabet? ...oh wait, that was xob's post at the end! :lol:
Y is for...
Eat at the...
Does that help?