I'm Dying

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?p=654741#post654741

Turns out I only have about 40 or 50 years left to live

lumberjim;654750 wrote:

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?p=654741#post654741

Turns out I only have about 40 or 50 years left to live

Unless your wife has an attack of common sense:cool:

Preemptive striking

? striking...is striking a word lol

Big fucking deal, so is everyone else. :rolleyes:

I'm dying to live.

Should we start a cellar death pool? Because according to my family history, I'll be dead in about 12 years.

Bastard. I've seent this thread title come up a couple of times and each time, before I hover over the title and am reminded of the OP, I have a moment of stomach lurch.

DanaC;654937 wrote:

Bastard. I've seent this thread title come up a couple of times and each time, before I hover over the title and am reminded of the OP, I have a moment of stomach lurch.

Well, if I ever do get diagnosed and want to share, I'll make sure my title reads "I'm really fucking dying".

..or 'Dead Man Walking'
..or See Dick Die. Die Dick Die.
..or R.I.P. Richard
..or Levy's Leaving Life
..or Big Stiff Dick..and not in a good way ;)



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Just bury me along the big sandy
Under a blue Kentucky sky

Just bury me along with Col. Sanders
Under a big Kentucky Fried Chicken Sign

:D

Sheldonrs;654907 wrote:

Should we start a cellar death pool? Because according to my family history, I'll be dead in about 12 years.

I think we should because we're not getting very far with the celebrity one.

A quick end is all any of us could hope for.

Sheldonrs;654907 wrote:

Should we start a cellar death pool? Because according to my family history, I'll be dead in about 12 years.

I own a loaded .45. Will that exempt me from getting in on the pool?

tw;655303 wrote:

I own a loaded .45. Will that exempt me from getting in on the pool?

Nope. That just means you're number one with a bullet.

tw;655303 wrote:

I own a loaded .45. Will that exempt me from getting in on the pool?

Dirty Harry had a loaded .44 magnum, [HarryCalahan]"the most powerful handgun in the world"[/HarryCalahan], and he got put on 'The Dead Pool'.:eyebrow:

@ Merc: Ralph Stanley rocks.:devil: