*Pulls up a Barstool, and tries to blend in...
Came across the forum looking up pics of Luna Moths (nice pic, BTW) and was immediately grabbed by the sick and twisted humor that's in that thread. I sat there smiling as I read, thinking to myself, "wow, I need to join a community like this- maybe this is what I've been missing all along?"
Anyway, enough of the cheesy sentimental BS... I'm sure ya want the goods:
My name is Jess, I'm a pretty open book. Ask and ye shall receive. My Screen name comes from a friend of mine... when I first got online about 10 years ago, she told me, "wow, you could be dangerous if you weren't so simple minded..." It stuck. I didn't wanna be DiamondDolphin324234, so here ya have it. Feel free to call me Jess, Danger, Simple, whatever... I answer to all of them- and have heard it all when it comes to my name online.
I never know what to write in these intro things. I'm a South Paw, I live in Tornado Alley, or the Bible Belt, take your pick. Umm... I like all sorts of music- except for Rap... it's totally killed GOOD music, and as I get older, I find an odd desire to birdwatch and plant flowers. Does that make me a hippie? My husband would love to hear me say that (he's totally against tree hugging), especially since we named our two youngest kids, River and Poppy.
K, I'm done babbling. I hope I put this in the right spot. Look forward to getting to know a lot of you guys. Take care :D
Welcome to the Cellar, Jess. :D
Danger-Jess, danger-Jess, does whatever a Danger-Jess does ...
:welcome:
Hullo Jess! Nice to make your acquaintance :)
Hi Jess! Welcome to Hell! ;)
Hello Jess! I'm the resident nutball. I'm harmless, though. :)
One of the resident nutballs. We have a fairly large nutball contingent :P
Hurrah! A quality Newb. Used to have a cat called Jess. Short for Jesse.
Hi DS. Razzamatazz asked me to call you a cock.
cock.
*I wonder how long it will take for LJ to call her a cock?*
Don't we need the LJ questionnaire? :eyebrow:
Welcome Jess! :hugnkiss:
This quiz is brought to you by the letter W.
1. What is the dirtiest word you know that begins with W?
2. If you had to kill one politician that is currently in office, who would you choose?
3. What is the opposite of 'above me' ?
4. List 10 questions that you would ask a newbie.
there's an intro thing? And I missed it! No wonder . . .
Thanks everyone for the warm welcome :)
As for the questionnaire:
1. What is the dirtiest word you know that begins with W?
[COLOR="Navy"]hmm, whore is pretty boring, and wenis sounds dirty but it isn't... Windows Vista should be a dirty word, but it isn't... so I think I'm gonna go with wifebeater or wigger? Of which, both belong to the class "White Trash" IMO. Are any of those good enough for ya?[/COLOR]
2. If you had to kill one politician that is currently in office, who would you choose?
[COLOR="Navy"]Awww, politics so soon? But you haven't even bought me dinner.... [/COLOR]
3. What is the opposite of 'above me' ?
[COLOR="Navy"]you can go blow yourself ;) I bet you'd like to know that trick, eh?[/COLOR]
4. List 10 questions that you would ask a newbie.
[COLOR="Navy"]Wow, and you could only come up with 4? Assuming I will be answering all 10 questions... here goes:
1. How'd you get your screenname?
2. Who else lives with you?
3. What is your biggest pet peeve?
4. What do you like to do for fun?
5. Who is the last person to put a smile on your face?
6. What did that person do to make you smile?
7. What's the last book you read (textbooks don't count)?
8. Assuming most people have cellphones, What's the last text you received today?
9. Who is your hero?
10. What's your favorite website, besides this one?
[/COLOR]
Ask and ye shall receive.
Show us your tits!
Show us your tits!
smartass
I didn't wanna be DiamondDolphin324234,
good choice you'd, only get mistaken for Diamondshark234324, who we don't talk about anymore.
chickenshit
wouldn't want you to uncontrollably drool all over your keyboard and short it out. I'd miss seeing you post, and I'm sure everyone else would as well. It's for your own good that you don't see something that awesome ;)
Aw, you like all the smart, clever people, Dani.:p:
Hi DS. Razzamatazz asked me to call you a cock.
cock.
Hi new person!
Also, Jim... EABoD ..with gravy :D
wouldn't want you to uncontrollably drool all over your keyboard and short it out. I'd miss seeing you post, and I'm sure everyone else would as well. It's for your own good that you don't see something that awesome ;)
Don't worry most of us have a really good keyboard budget .
I'm an IT guy, I throw away keyboards for looking at me funny.
man, we've literally went thru like 4 keyboards in the past couple months. And the one I have right now I HAAAAAATE- the keys keep popping off it- But I keep it cuz I'm too lazy (and cheap) to buy a new one. Ugh.
Keys keep popping off? Is it one of those Lego keyboards?
LOL har har har... the earbuds were Legos, dammit. Keep up. Lemme see if I can find a pic of it.
Funny-- this is the only pic I could find that shows the keys I have. They look like that though- flat as shit... and my CTRL key always pops off. And it's a pain to clean, cuz the keys are barely attached.
Trying to clean it is where you're going wrong, When it gets really mucky, time for a new one. Lazy schmayzee that's what Amazon is for.
End of keyboard cleaning problem
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fdDRGr64TQ
And you can still throw the unit when someone upsets you.
More or less 200$ on Amazon
Hi, Dangerously Simple. You seem like a great addition to the board. I probably won't get to know you as well as I would like due to connection woes. But keep on trucking - this place needs all the tone it can get! ;)
wouldn't want you to uncontrollably drool all over your keyboard and short it out. I'd miss seeing you post, and I'm sure everyone else would as well. It's for your own good that you don't see something that awesome ;)
I'll vote for tits over a Flint post every time! :ggw:
... and my CTRL key always pops off.
Trying to clean it is where you're going wrong
Trying to keep control is where you're going wrong...
CTRL isn't CuntRoll? well dayum! No wonder mine wasn't working.
CuntRoll or Cun Troll?
Cunt Roll sounds like a gymnastic maneuver or a kinky danish
Not a youtube clip of Brittney Spears that pops up when you're expecting a link to something else, then?
Is Cun Troll the same as Con Troll ?
no. clearly one has a u and one has an o. That's like asking if ♂ is the same as ♀
Cunt Roll with 'drizzle'?
:lol:
ew. i was just about to eat lunch, you bitch. Still, I guess I'll get skinny faster.....
I heard they are making keyboards dishwasher safe
ew. i was just about to eat lunch, you bitch. Still, I guess I'll get skinny faster.....
I know, me too. I had a flashback, but I'm pretty sure it was just powdered sugar and water. :rolleyes:
End of keyboard cleaning problem
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fdDRGr64TQ
And you can still throw the unit when someone upsets you.
More or less 200$ on Amazon
This would be awesome, if I wasn't worried about a heathen taking off with the whole thing that's "about the size of an ID card." I can't have anything that's not tethered to my PC, or it might grow legs and walk off... which would be worse than a CTRL key popping off :right:
Hi, Dangerously Simple. You seem like a great addition to the board. I probably won't get to know you as well as I would like due to connection woes. But keep on trucking - this place needs all the tone it can get! ;)
It's nice to meet you as well :) Sounds like you need to upgrade from dialup :biglaugha ... or beat your provider over the head and demand you won't deal with substandard service.
I heard they are making keyboards dishwasher safe
This is an awesome idea HAHAHA- My kids could spill shit on it, and I could use it as an excuse to go fill the dishwasher because my keyboard is dirty again. That sounds like a plan LOL