He's singing the small penis blues

OK, so we've heard all about prospective employers, dates, stalkers, and the like googling your name to see what pops up, but how would you like to live knowing anyone who googles your name is going to find actual published "news" stories declaring you have a small penis? That's gotta suck.


Rolando Negrin apparently doesn't like being teased about his small cock. After being taunted about his small cock one too many times, Rolando assaulted his cow orker and was arrested.

bwahahahahahah

I was so embarrassed I had to change my name. :o

he'll be found guilty of dickless endangerment. I mean reckless!

If he called out, "My Dixie Wrecked!!" would anyone care?

The up side for him is that he has a slam dunk sexual harassment case against his employer for the hostile workplace. Maybe it will pay for his lawyers on the assault charge.

glatt;654423 wrote:

The up side for him is that he has a slam dunk sexual harassment case against his employer for the hostile workplace. Maybe it will pay for his lawyers on the assault charge.

maybe it will pay for penis enlargement?

Finally, we know merc's real name! :rotflol:

glatt;654423 wrote:

The up side for him is that he has a slam dunk sexual harassment case against his employer for the hostile workplace. Maybe it will pay for his lawyers on the assault charge.

Let's hope so, poor guy.

Spexxvet;654438 wrote:

Finally, we know merc's real name! :rotflol:

That's quite an obsession you have going there...

monster;654480 wrote:

That's quite an obsession you have going there...

An obsession is what merc has toward anything Obamaish or Democratic. I could post more about LJ's head. :rolleyes:

monster;654480 wrote:

That's quite an obsession you have going there...

Yea, he really wants it.

glatt;654423 wrote:

The up side for him is that he has a slam dunk sexual harassment case against his employer for the hostile workplace. Maybe it will pay for his lawyers on the assault charge.

Small chance

TheMercenary;654513 wrote:

Yea, he really wants it.

You wish, gay unabomber

:corn:

Spexxvet;654520 wrote:

You wish, gay unabomber

You say that like its a bad thing to be gay? Why do you dilike gay people?

classicman;654532 wrote:

You say that like its a bad thing to be gay? Why do you dilike gay people?

No, I didn't. That's your interpretation. If I say "green house" would I be saying it like it's a bad thing to be green? Maybe that's your bigotry showing through?

Why get involved in this? Are you just protecting your woman?

Wow. You find it necessary to respond to so many of my posts which have nothing to do with you and attempt to put words in my mouth. When I return the favor, you get all pissy. Don't like it huh? me neither.
loling at you.

I live to amuse you.:comfort:

You're failing horribly. Best to quit while you're behind.

monster;654528 wrote:

:corn:

:corn: Oooo he called me ghey.... :lol:

That's just not fair. Merc never calls anyone names.

ZenGum;654672 wrote:

That's just not fair. Merc never calls anyone names.

Great point.

not true, he called me monster once....

Please accept my most sincere apologies Monnie. :)

monster;654697 wrote:

not true, he called me monster once....

Is he talking about a penis?

tw;654733 wrote:

Is he talking about a penis?

Everyone knows monnie's penis is a beest.

tw;654733 wrote:

Is he talking about a penis?

Your penis scares small children?

"Small Penis Blues"

small penis blues, you made me cry.
I don t want to lose this feeling.
And if I could choose a place to die
It would be in your hands.

No, you can't see me from across the floor can you?
No you won't feel me when you take it in the back?
I'd gladly do it because
I just can't get laid today.
Give me one more inch, please.
I don't want to fade away.
In your hand I want to stay.

It's not long, and it's not tight.
The way that you treat me baby.
Even when I'm hard I've lost the fight.
You won't find a shorter loser.

Chorus

Chorus

Small penis blues, don't say goodbye.
I'm sure we're gonna meet again,
And if we do, don't you be surprised
If you find me with a pair of tweezers.

Chorus

I just can't get laid today.
Give me one more inch, please.
I don't want to fade away.
In your hand I want to stay.

:stickpoke