Survey Says!
What is the most commonly dropped item?
there is no poll, you have to come up with your own answers for these.
ok, I'll bite - change - as in coinage/money.
The ball, from the literal ball as children to the figurative ball as adults.
The G on the end of present continuous verb forms.
Testicles.
For me, personally, it's spilled rather than dropped.
I am careless with liquids from the innocuous tea, to the precious vodka.
Dropped?
I'm with Zen - I swallow the consonants at the end of words with alarming frequency. This is something I learned from YouTube. I need elocution lessons, stat!
Soap. In the shower. In prison. :bolt:
names when social climbing
keys
Survey Says! 42!
that's our #1 answer.
you do the next one
names when social climbing
let me see names!
15!
not bad
can i see soap!
5
balls?
11!
For me, personally, it's spilled rather than dropped.
I am careless with liquids from the innocuous tea, to the precious vodka.
Dropped?
I'm with Zen - I swallow the consonants at the end of words with alarming frequency. This is something I learned from YouTube. I need elocution lessons, stat!
Tiny bolts nuts screws.
show me.....liquids!
consonants!
tiny nuts and bolts!
huh.... i guess there were no mechanics in our survey group.
NEXT!
You go again, Richard.
I'll go if you don't wanna.
as you wish, John Thomas.
go ahead shaw!
I looked for questions/answers online and you can't find any listings with results, unless you want to sign up with thisgamewillmessupyourcomputer.com or have someone pop a virus in your ass.
So, I stole a question and made up answers and assigned points:
100 people surveyed, top 5 answers are on the board: Name an animal that eats humans.
Sharks!
( I made up my question, and poll results as they came. that's why they add up to 111)
Survey says: 37! That's our top answer. Do you want to play or pass?
OK, the Dwellersteins are passing, over to the Dwellarinski family...
(that means more people should give answers)
No point, you've already got the top answer :(
I'll pitch in with snakes though, if it helps.
In the hope of a Spot Prize (usually a city break or a spa day)
bzzzzzzzzz
Sorry, no snakes. :(
Name an animal that eats humans.
Humans :bj:
Lions and tigers and bears
Humans :bj:
bzzzzzzzzz (though the answer was expected)
Spiders?
bzzzzzzzzz (no, REALLY? now I'm even more afraid)
Lions and tigers and bears
Lions...ding ding ding 23 points
Tigers...ding ding ding 27 points
Bears...bzzzzzzzzzzz. Were you having sex on bear land again?
LJ got me thinking along Australian lines I'm afraid...
Just about everything in Australia can kill you.
Okay - another Aussie special - jellyfish.
bzzzzzzzzzzz
Sorry, that was more than three Xs.
Let's see the rest of the answers:
(ding) (audience chimes in) Flea--10 points
(ding) (audience chimes in and groans)--Vulture--3 points
Wait, so who wins?
Wait, what? Vulture?! Worldwide?!
Ridiculous.
What about mosquitos anyway?
Am flouncing off to sulk.
I'm just as bad at it on the TV too, I admit.
no flesh eating bacteria?
You all played without me? While I was at the gym? You bastards!
Wait, what? Vulture?! Worldwide?!
Ridiculous.
What about mosquitos anyway?
Am flouncing off to sulk.
I'm just as bad at it on the TV too, I admit.
Hahahahaa...they were my answers, who else would have thought of vultures pecking away at dead hobos?
no flesh eating bacteria?
Rats, I missed an opportunity. Flesh-eating bacteria gets so little press these days.
If top answer wins then jim is next. If most points then Spexx is next.
If you don't want to do it, either of you, pick a replacement.
You all played without me? While I was at the gym? You bastards!
Hey, we didn't kill Kenny!
Speak for yourself. I gutted the little fucker.
:lol:
come on spexx, enough with the lack of question already....
OK, I'm pulling Feud rank: monster, will you be so kind as to do a new survey?
Sure. :D
We asked 100 of the studio audience to name the thing they were most afraid of. Now remember, folks, this is the studio audience. Top 6 answers are on the board this time.
Public speaking
bzzzz
Spiders!
DING DING DING Our top answer for 36. Play or pass? Still a lot of points out there.....
I think that was a little premature ejaculation there, let's see if the lady wants to pass it over.....
I'll pass. I know no other fear! :D
Spiders
(I will continue to use this answer until it is correct)
Damn, Shawnee out-spidered me.
Heights.
OK, now it's open season.... there are 5 other popular answers up there....
Shawnee: spiders
Monster: DING DING DING Our top answer for 36. Play or pass? Still a lot of points out there.....
Spiders
(I will continue to use this answer until it is correct)
huh?
Spiders
(I will continue to use this answer until it is correct)
Damn, Shawnee out-spidered me.
Heights.
bzzz
Sharks
bzzz
the dark
bzzz
that's bad, right? Three buzzes? Can we carry on anyway or does that mean I fail as questionmaster? I did real research for this and everything.....
Terrorist attack?
Black people?:p:
Pooping their pants?
Terrorist attack?
Black people?:p:
Pooping their pants?
bzzz bzzz bzzz [COLOR="Wheat"](I keep telling SG to put that vibrator away)[/COLOR]
death
DING DING DING second highest answer for 22
A shark riding on an elephant's back!
(apologies to Steve Martin, I mean Jack Handey.)
bzz bzzz bzzz
srsly folks i did research. Shall I reveal the other answers?
One more guess for me: thunderstorms.
12 people said BEING ALONE
10 said CANCER
8 said CLOWNS
6 said SNAKES
Shawnee, all yours, make it better than mine which I thought was really good, shows what I know.
yours was good, we're just morons
ha
Here's one, who is the biggest moron in the world?
...no wait...mebbe not.....
It's hard to come up with questions/answers. This one is stolen.
What might you have two or three different kinds of in your fridge?
25 points for cheese! The top answer is still on the board.
Ding ding ding!
Salad dressing is the number one answer! 28 points!
5 answers left.
can we all guess now or is it all on jinx? I haven't watched this since I was 16ish....
Anyone can answer, I think.
I gotta go to bed. The rest of the answers are below. Don't want to hold up the game! :)
What might you have two or three different kinds of in your fridge?
[COLOR="White"]Salad Dressing........28
Cheese................25
Beverage..............14
Jam....................6
Fruit..................5
Mustard................5
Pickles................5[/COLOR]
14 points for a hobo? then it's not just you....
For me It's always something on the shopping list, like TP. And when you get home, turn around and back to the store. Because we Americans loovvee our TP.
I'm going to say "moist."
Either that or "holes in the ceiling."
Are there instructions somewhere? I'm not sure how this game is played.
Things you might find in a Barber Shop:
Blue stuff with combs in it
Are there instructions somewhere? I'm not sure how this game is played.
you just make it up.... and then act like you know the right answers. then someone else goes. it really doesn't matter.
not yet, zip.
show me .....Scissors!
survey says! 59!
play or pass, case?
What about moist scissors?
Red and white barber pole
something for the weekend
What about moist scissors?
Hair!
SHOW ME......hair! 33!
Red and white barber pole
a barber pole..... 19!
A hair stylist
something for the weekend
Cedric the Entertainer
cedric?
A merkin
do we have a Merkin?
answers missed: old men and newspapers
Name something that floats
i mean.... A DUCK!
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Oh crap! I didn't realize I won. Oh well.
wood!
WITCHES!
Show me Witches... highest answer with 66!
Four more answers up there....
Oh crap! I didn't realize I won. Oh well.
wood!
Beef Curtains!
A DUCK!
Very small rocks.
shawnee666 said buoys. Is it up there?
What is the most commonly dropped item?
there is no poll, you have to come up with your own answers for these.
Crazy Bi-polar women.
shawnee666 said buoys. Is it up there?
Hey wait a minute... :p:
Soap
DING DING DING Third highest answer scoring 14
boats
and with that i will tell you the remaining answers are
Rubber Duckies 15
Candles 3
and
poop 2
It's not word association!
Hoboes
Not in New Jersey.
Name FIVE (5) things that are NOT in New Jersey!
Name the Best Way to Kill a Hobo
Name FIVE (5) things that are NOT in New Jersey!
taste
refined speech
me
you
him
Name FIVE (5) things that are NOT in New Jersey!
1. Clean water.
Me was the number one answer, for 34 points.
There are six more answers left.
(tries to do the maths)
clodfobble's brain
66 points!
monster, I believe it's your go! :)
Take the vowels out of his name: then he's just an hb.
Or would that be huh-buh, phonetically? :lol:
Name the Best Way to Kill a Hobo
Run down while begging on the side of the road
Just feed them on the side of the highway. Let the trucks do the rest.
Take the vowels out of his name: then he's just an hb.
bzzzz
Name the Best Way to Kill a Hobo
Run down while begging on the side of the road
DING DING DING 24 points, not the top answer....
Just feed them on the side of the highway. Let the trucks do the rest.
we already had run them down on the side of the highway....
ooohhh, let's seee
strangle him with his hair 9 points!
it was allowed
Two answers remaining including the top answer
Kick him out on his arse? :unsure:
Nope
Tell Top Management it's imperative he survive for 14 points
and the top answer was
Give him a supersized Big Mac meal with extra cheese every day.
Which form should we use?
My go!
By virtue of the fact I haven't had one yet.
We asked our studio audience what is the worst thing you can say in a job interview?
"How do you call in sick?"
DING!
4%
Top answers are still out there.
Do I get to play with the (product)?
Can I have my own stapler?
"My last boss was an overbearing jerk, always bossing me around."
What is your policy on sexual harassment?
I always like to compare my jobs to penises.
Well in my last 26 positions...
Do I get to play with the (product)?
BZZZZZ
Can I have my own stapler?
BZZZZZ
"My last boss was an overbearing jerk, always bossing me around."
BZZZZZ
What is your policy on sexual harassment?
BZZZZZ (because that might be a real question!
I always like to compare my jobs to penises.
DING! 19% of the vote
Well in my last 26 positions...
BZZZZZ
Y'all can have another go before I reveal the answers.
Stretching the 3 strikes and you're out purely because of the time distance.
Yeah. My game, my rules, baby.
What's your policy on embezzelment?
Do you mind if I have cocktails at lunch every day?
was it the head answer, though? :lol:
Top answers:
- Do single men have access to the creche?
- Do you have anything against Muslims with a burning hatred of the West and a pilot's license?
- 9 til 5? 9 til 5?! My medication wears off at 3!!
omg I snorted way out loud!
Ok, top 7 answers on the board: Name something weird you ate as a kid.
Velveeta and pickles. Together.
show me......WORMS!
survey says: 27!
Velveeta and pickles. Together.
velveeta and pickles!
paste
let's see paste!
our number one answer! 48!
dog bones,
Although I think a coin is a better answer
peanut butter and bologna sandwiches
dog bones,
Although I think a coin is a better answer
DOG BONES?
Legos
Lagos
The girl next door
Security!
ok, Glatt takes the round... Answers still on the board:: ants/bugs, dirt, ketchup on a hotdog, and army men
So we asked a bunch of people blah blah blah
"An item you found under your couch?"
5 answers.
money
Do we have money?
come on, glatt, keep up.....
newspaper
dirty dishes
pizza box
and for the non-slobs out there......
carpet/nothing
hotwheels car
game pieces
japanese codpiece
pet toys
Excellent. Child/pet toys is our number 2 answer with 27% of the vote
dead hamster
dust bunnies
Our number one answer! With 41% of the vote.
so we still need the number 4 answer...
(see how well I'm getting on with that lawn-mowing? You procrastination-enable, you....)
newspaper
And that's all of them. Newspaper/magazine was number 4 with 12% of the vote.
I guess Spex wins. He got dust bunnies.
yay!
I'm really going to mow the lawn now. Even though i have an excellent question raring to go
really I'm just waiting for hotmail to stop doing maintenance so i can email beest and tell him I've turned the heating off. Yes, that's it.
come on, glatt, keep up.....
Sorry about that, I got sucked into a half hour meeting.
excuses, pah! ;)
it was an excellent one, worth waiting for
hotmail still down. dandelions watch out.......
I have to leave soon, somebody else take a turn.
good one, glatt.
I'll say Puppies!
a bad habit
DING DING DING 4th highest answer scores 8
tacos!
DING DING DING ass/taco/other nether regions score 5
top three answers still out there......
taco is the euphemism, TV friendly.
good one, glatt.
I'll say Puppies!
Cat was answer #3 scores 10
Two more, come on, the lawn won't edge itself., I'm hingry and I had two breakfasts today :(
A BABY!
(EDIT) jinx was quicker, but...
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the baby
oh! The Bucket! duh
The Bucket!
#2 answer worth 29
I think maybe we asked a British audience here.
the baby
Yeah, it was a song and everything:
I made up my mind
I'm gonna beat my baby
Gonna beat my baby
What, that's not what the lyrics were? Never mind.
I think maybe we asked a British audience here.
Crumpets!
hmmph
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Crumpets!
I want to say yes, but the survey says
DING DING DING Ball was the #1 answer for a score of 48.
I realized when none of you were getting it, it's because Merkins like to throw their balls. Even in Football.
Italians like to massaga deh grapes
going to bed very soon.
Name something that's taboo/banned/frowned on on the Cellar
5 top answers
goatse 2nd for 28
rest bzzzz
oh wait, I missed marichiko ...3rd for 18
top answer tubgirl for 49
also
being intolerably irritating for 9
and avatars for 5 (I think cloud and drax had family in the audience that night)
Name something a Woman might leave Lipstick stains on..
pillowcase
cheek
teeth
balls
collar: #2 with 26
Cheek: #1 with 39
Pillowcase #6 with 11
balls
teeth
http://www.games.com/game-play/family-feud/single/Show me.....CUP!
survey says 18... our #3 answer
Cigarette?
other answers were:
Letter/Envelope
and something I forget.
NEXT!
[COLOR=White]The base of my wang wasn't there either, oddly enough.[/COLOR]
Top five unlikely posts in the Cellar (attributed to specific Dwellars)
So, I'm drinking iced tea tonight -monster
Peanut butter is delicious! - Sundae Girl
I'm confused about something... - Cloddy
Most commonly dropped item. A load?
I've got a new user name! - Flint
I'm going to take the high road, and not point out that tw is insane--- classicman
You're right Redux, I agree - merc
and/or
You're right merc, I agree - Redux
Things that people are most afraid ?
"Their spouses" comes to mind. ;)
And of course "Themselves"
I like all of the above, points all round.
Spot prize of a weekend in Texas for Clod for mentioning my name.
ETA - one I thought of myself, which would have come in as a definite winner was "I'm getting a bit tired of all these topless photos" - Elspode.
Top 5 answers on the board.
name something.... you have to ....bend over to do....
... or cans. To be recycled...
Taking pictures of insects on flowers.
tie your shoes
SHOW ME....TIE YOUR SHOES!
PING!
pick up a coin
DO WE HAVE....PICK UP A COIN?
PING!
paint toenails
help a child
Weed a garden.
Show me ..... WEED A GARDEN!
ping!
pick up dog poop
... or cans. To be recycled...
moon a passing vehicle.
do we have a moon!>?
Taking pictures of insects on flowers.
coughfagcough
and the number one answer?
Name something you have to bend over to do......?
*snort*
I was pretty sure that would be #1 in your survey, but wasn't going to say it.
I was going to say pay taxes.
We asked 100 people to name a handheld electronic item
Top five answers are on the board
2nd highest answer! Remote scores 21
Good answer! Good answer!
Cellphone was the top answer! 58 people said cellphone.
No-one said music player/Ipod ......surprise there
Three more on the board
Nintendo DS/Sony PSP/etc.
these are getting more electric than electronic, but I'll say razor/shaver.
Hairdryer
[COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"]X[/SIZE][/COLOR]
blender
Third Answer for 10 points
Radar gun
[COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"]X[/SIZE][/COLOR]
these are getting more electric than electronic, but I'll say razor/shaver.
[COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"]X[/SIZE][/COLOR] it is of course entirely possible that our audience is too stupid to know the difference and just lumped them all together.....
GPS unit
[SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]X[/COLOR][/SIZE]No-one said music player/Ipod ......surprise there
Ipod/mp3 player
:eyebrow:
Top 5 answers on the board.
name something.... you have to ....bend over to do....
Sheldon
vibrator
of course! 5th answer scoring 5 points. One more to go -what could rank higher than a sex toy, I wonder?
Sheldon
:lol: ooh, you are awful!
torch!
[COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"]
X[/SIZE][/COLOR] No torch or flashlight :p:
ding ding ding 6 points. The last answer hiding there was drill.
electric razor is definitely not on the list!
Top 5 Cellar memes are on the board.
whale penis
The #1 answer 41 points
Plane/Treadmill
#4 10 points
cock!
X
cock!
X
no no... i was just calling you a cock!
haggis
X
Dude! Are you, like, mad at me?
Come ON, you can't go into a thread without bumping a nut on a haggis. Well, maybe not in the political threads. ;)
Dude! Are you, like, mad at me?
Come ON, you can't go into a thread without bumping a nut on a haggis. Well, maybe not in the political threads. ;)
I know. I didn't think of it, and I feel compelled to stick to my list. :dunce::bonk:
shark/dolphin
#2 for 23 points!
Woooohoooooooooooo! :jig:
Heres a hint [COLOR="White"]FSM[/COLOR]
I don't think I should guess again since I already got one.
Heres a hint [COLOR="White"]FSM[/COLOR]
I don't think I should guess again since I already got one.
X
You can guess all you want.
I will buttfuck you in the mouth. Or, Flint will.
I will buttfuck you in the mouth. Or, Flint will.
X
recipes for friday's IotD?
recipes for friday's IotD?
X
#3 I'm not sorry about ur (fill in the blank) 17 points
#5 My (fill in the blank) died on 911 9 points
Thanks for playing, see you next time!
We asked 100 people to name something you might find in an elevator.
4 answers on the board
floor indicator thingie
X
hand rail
X
buttons
DING DING DING second answer scoring 34
No smoking sign!
a red phone!
X
X
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this is total bs!
don't blame me, blame the survey!
other ppl
good answer but X
I liked the answer. stupid survey takers
C'mon now, you get in an elevator ...what do you notice.....
Well, I need to go to bed....here are the answers
[COLOR="LemonChiffon"]
1 Bad Smell/Fart ....35
3 Muzak .... 19
4 Lost Umbrella ...8[/COLOR]
We asked 100 people to name something you might find in an elevator.
4 answers on the board
floor indicator thingie
hand rail
buttons
No smoking sign!
a red phone!
other ppl
Mirrors!
C'mon now, you get in an elevator ...what do you notice.....
THERE IS NOTHING ELSE IN AN ELEVATOR...unless it is an intangible item like what I was going to say but you already posted, goddamnit.
I was going to say "an odor" or "your own feeling of soul-crushing desperation" ...
doors
If you see THIS in an elevator, turn around and run.